Russell Johnson quotes in movies

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So they worship the Everlasting Gobstopper

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I won't ask you to condone what we've done

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Man you guys scared the living daylights out of me

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Wait help Auntie Em Auntie Em

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Ah They're going 75 so they'll be there in three...

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Come on you couple of single stomach microcephalic bilobes

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Place your hands above the rails

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Must feel like they're inside a bong

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Well this ought to kill them

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Ew it's Michael Stipe's head

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What kind of shithole planet is this

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Normal view Normal view

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Looks like Dr Seuss designed their planet

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They're flying into a Roger Dean album cover

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Relocation To where

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Uh golly those doggone Zahgons are really licking us huh

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The Jetsons 2 After the Armageddon

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This is what went on in Salvador Dali's head

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He appears badly hurt Stay close to me

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Stand back

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Oh I'm very vulnerable there Oh there goes the piano...

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When in California be sure to visit beautiful oh

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Yes they're concentrating all their attention on...

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Washingtonland the new Disney theme park

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Ruth you take the first tube You the next What about you

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Captain's log A bunch of our ship fell off and

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It's the manager here Hello

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's d oh

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Run Ruth run

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C'mon Give Uncle Scrotor a hug

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Not since Ted Kennedy in a Barney suit

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Crow you big dope You can't tunnel through space

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Self cleaning mutant

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Raspberry World for all your raspberry needs Off the beltway

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I'm just dropping you at the North Pole Is that alright

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Captain's log I've lost my toupee and girdle

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Oh Carl

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Nope Pay no attention to me I'm just a weather balloon

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Service engine soon I wonder what that's all about

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This island earth can be yours if the price is right

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Boy the universe is really cruising

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Hey who sneezed on the credits

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Puppet wranglers There weren't any puppets in this...

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Eastman He came out of the east to do battle with The...

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All rights are reserved Callahan

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Oh I can see th hey