Clips with Ryan Gosling

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Barbie Anyone who wants to beach him offhas to beach me off first - Barbie 00:05
Anyone who wants to beach him offhas to beach me off first
Barbie I will beach both of you off at the same time - Barbie 00:04
I will beach both of you off at the same time
Barbie But you don't even know how to beach yourself offHow you gonna beach both of us off - Barbie 00:05
But you don't even know how to beach yourself offHow...
Barbie Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize - Barbie 00:04
Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize
Barbie Very common Because actually my jobit's just beach RightAnd what a good job you do at beach - Barbie 00:10
Very common Because actually my jobit's just beach...
Barbie Can I come to your house tonightSure I don't have anything big planned grunts softly YesJust a giant blowout party with all the Barbiesand planned choreography and a bespoke songYou should stop by - Barbie 00:10
Can I come to your house tonightSure I don't have...
Barbie I thought I might stay over tonightWhyBecause we're girlfriend boyfriendTo do whatI'm actually not sure - Barbie 00:11
I thought I might stay over tonightWhyBecause we're...
Barbie Well you bet both those things incorrectly - Barbie 00:05
Well you bet both those things incorrectly
Barbie Barbie what if there's beachYou'll need someone who's a professional in that - Barbie 00:06
Barbie what if there's beachYou'll need someone...
Barbie Did you bring your RollerbladesI literally go nowhere without them - Barbie 00:06
Did you bring your RollerbladesI literally go nowhere...
Barbie I do not have a vaginaAnd he does not have a penisWe don't have genitals - Barbie 00:09
I do not have a vaginaAnd he does not have a penisWe...
Barbie I hate it when people think I get so bored - Barbie 00:04
I hate it when people think I get so bored
Barbie Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy - Barbie 00:08
Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy
Barbie I'll take a high level high paying job with influence pleaseOkay you'll need at least an MBAAnd a lot of our people have PhDsIsn't being a man enoughActually right now it's kind of the opposite - Barbie 00:11
I'll take a high level high paying job with influence...
Barbie No I won't let you do just one appendectomyBut I'm a man But not a doctorPlease NoCan I talk to a doctor You are talking to a doctorCan you get me a coffee NoAnd I need a clicky pen NoAnd a white coat NoAnd a sharp thing NoThere he is Doctor Somebody get - Barbie 00:17
No I won't let you do just one appendectomyBut I'm...
Barbie I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh - Barbie 00:06
I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh
Barbie At first I thought the Real World was run by menAnd then there was a minutewhere I thought it was run by horsesBut then I realized that horses are just men extenders - Barbie 00:12
At first I thought the Real World was run by menAnd then...
Barbie No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's mineNo this is no longer Barbie's DreamhouseThis shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa HouseYou don't have to say dojo and houseAnd casaBut you do because it feels good Try it - Barbie 00:20
No KenThis is my Dreamhouse It is my Dreamhouse It's...
Barbie Look I'm just having some brewski beersat my Mojo Dojo Casa House - Barbie 00:07
Look I'm just having some brewski beersat my Mojo Dojo...
Barbie You can stay if you wantas my bride wifeor my long term low commitment distance girlfriend - Barbie 00:08
You can stay if you wantas my bride wifeor my long term low...
Barbie Ugh so gross I'm so blotto faced day drunk right nowlaughsDitto same same that - Barbie 00:06
Ugh so gross I'm so blotto faced day drunk right...
Barbie What is wrong with themWe just explained to them the immaculateimpeccable seamless garment of logicthat is patriarchy and they crumbledOh my God This is like in the 1500swith the indigenous people and smallpoxThey had no defenses against it - Barbie 00:14
What is wrong with themWe just explained to them the...
Barbie Yeah Buckle up babe chucklesBecause Barbie Land is now Ken LandAnd it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angelesbecause they had it all figured out in Century CityThe minute you get out of your car you're likeI can't believe how great this place - Barbie 00:26
Yeah Buckle up babe chucklesBecause Barbie Land is now Ken...
Barbie Out there I was somebodyAnd when I walked down the streetpeople respected me just for who I amscoffs One lady she even asked me for the timeNo wayWay chucklesAnd if it weren't for these technicalitieslike MBAs medical degreesand I don't know swim lessons - Barbie 00:51
Out there I was somebodyAnd when I walked down the...
Barbie Reporter Barbie Wow And now you're making it permanentwith a special election to change the ConstitutionThat's right In just 48 hoursall the Kens will head to the pollsand vote to change the Constitution to a governmentfor the Kens of the Kens and by the - Barbie 00:48
Reporter Barbie Wow And now you're making it...
Barbie Every night is boys' night - Barbie 00:04
Every night is boys' night
Barbie Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic KenMattel discontinued themSugar Daddy No no noI'm not a sugar daddyThis is Sugar and I'm her daddyAnd I have an earring A magic earringThese were actual Kens - Barbie 00:15
Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic...
Barbie The influence that Porsche 356has had on the motoring world as a wholeit can't be overstated - Barbie 00:08
The influence that Porsche 356has had on the motoring world...
Barbie Oh Photoshop is so hardI just don't understand how to use the Select toolHoney you can only use the Select toolif the layer is highlightedLet me show you - Barbie 00:11
Oh Photoshop is so hardI just don't understand how to...
Barbie I've never seen itOh my God You've never seen The GodfatherThis movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic geniusand a triumph for Robert Evansand the architecture of the '70s studio systemPresident Barbie Can you start the movie overand just talk - Barbie 00:14
I've never seen itOh my God You've never seen The...
Barbie Oh my God You've never seen The GodfatherThis movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic geniusand a triumph for Robert Evansand the architecture of the '70s studio system - Barbie 00:09
Oh my God You've never seen The GodfatherThis movie is...
Barbie I just have all my money in a savings accountThat's totally wrong You need treasury bondscorporate bonds CDsNo one has CDs anymoreOh sweetheart you are so cute when you're confusedBut no not musicCD stands for Certificate of Deposit - Barbie 00:16
I just have all my money in a savings accountThat's...
Barbie Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk singingof Lou Reed with post punk influencessuch as Wire and The Fall dings - Barbie 00:08
Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk singingof...
Barbie Come on in I'll play the guitar at you - Barbie 00:04
Come on in I'll play the guitar at you
Barbie Does the title of long term distance casuallow commitment girlfriend mean nothing - Barbie 00:07
Does the title of long term distance casuallow commitment...
Barbie What do we doWe beach every individual one of them offKen NoWe go to warAgainst the Barbies No against the KensBut we are the Kens The other KensWe should probably call them something elseso it doesn't get confusingNo because we'll know what we meanBut - Barbie 00:29
What do we doWe beach every individual one of them offKen...
Barbie But what will we fight with We have no gunsTennis rackets and volleyballsAnd slap fightsAnd beach offs - Barbie 00:08
But what will we fight with We have no gunsTennis rackets...
Barbie 'Cause I'm just KenAnywhere else I'd be a tenIs it my destiny to live and dieA life of blonde fragility - Barbie 00:16
'Cause I'm just KenAnywhere else I'd be a...
Barbie What will it take for herTo see the man behind the tan - Barbie 00:08
What will it take for herTo see the man behind the tan
Barbie I'll see you on the Malibu beach - Barbie 00:06
I'll see you on the Malibu beach
Barbie I'm just KenKens And I'm enoughAnd I'm great at doing stuff - Barbie 00:09
I'm just KenKens And I'm enoughAnd I'm great...
Barbie Is it just my imaginationor did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamierThat's because they're Dreamhouses mother bleep - Barbie 00:11
Is it just my imaginationor did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses...
Barbie Ken I'm a liberated man I know crying is not weak - Barbie 00:04
Ken I'm a liberated man I know crying is not weak
Barbie To be honest when I found out - Barbie 00:07
To be honest when I found out
Barbie To be honest when I found outthat patriarchy wasn't about horsesI lost interest anyway - Barbie 00:07
To be honest when I found outthat patriarchy wasn't...
Barbie Ken is meKen is me Ken is me - Barbie 00:05
Ken is meKen is me Ken is me
Crazy, Stupid, Love Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03
Who looks like a carrot
Crazy, Stupid, Love Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06
Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize...
Crazy, Stupid, Love I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your manhood - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your...
Crazy, Stupid, Love Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10
Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple...
Crazy, Stupid, Love The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh...
Crazy, Stupid, Love What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15
What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know
Crazy, Stupid, Love Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
Let's talk about how many women you've been with
Crazy, Stupid, Love The war between the sexes is over and we won okay - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
The war between the sexes is over and we won okay
Crazy, Stupid, Love Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
Would you put on some clothes please
Crazy, Stupid, Love At the end of the night do I ask them to come home - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:21
At the end of the night do I ask them to come home
Crazy, Stupid, Love You remember me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
You remember me
Crazy, Stupid, Love I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar
Crazy, Stupid, Love Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I need to just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:36
Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop...
Crazy, Stupid, Love What's your move What do you mean what's my move - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:29
What's your move What do you mean what's my move
Crazy, Stupid, Love Why Dirty Dancing What do we do Do we watch it - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31
Why Dirty Dancing What do we do Do we watch it
Crazy, Stupid, Love I am wildly unhappy - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09
I am wildly unhappy
Crazy, Stupid, Love What are you doing here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
What are you doing here
Crazy, Stupid, Love Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:40
Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going...
Crazy, Stupid, Love Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31
Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing
The Big Short How are you f ing us - The Big Short 01:36
How are you f ing us
The Big Short Hey Excuse meLet me ask you this What company treats its customers that shittily and succeedsFine OK Goldman - The Big Short 00:13
Hey Excuse meLet me ask you this What company treats its...
The Big Short I'm sorry do you smell that what is that WhatWhat's that smell CologneNoOpportunityNo MoneyI smell money - The Big Short 00:16
I'm sorry do you smell that what is that...
The Big Short Chris God damn it Sorry - The Big Short 00:05
Chris God damn it Sorry
The Big Short And you're completely sure of the mathLook at himThat's my QuantYour whatMy quantitative My maths specialist Look at himYou notice anything different about him Look at his faceLook at his eyes I'll give you a hintHis name is YangHe won a national maths - The Big Short 00:42
And you're completely sure of the mathLook at...