Ryan Reynolds Quotes & Movies

The Hitman's Bodyguard poster

The Hitman's Bodyguard One

6 Underground poster

6 Underground Wade Wilson

Deadpool 2 poster

Deadpool 2 Wade

Deadpool poster

Deadpool Randy Schoenberg

Woman in Gold poster

Woman in Gold Andrew Paxton

The Proposal poster

The Proposal Will Hayes

Definitely, Maybe poster

Definitely, Maybe Male Nurse

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle poster

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Richard Messner

Smokin' Aces poster

Smokin' Aces Paul Conroy

Buried poster

Buried Matt Weston

Safe House poster

Safe House Mike Connell

Adventureland poster

Adventureland Jared

Ted poster

Ted Captain Excellent

Paper Man poster

Paper Man Jerry

The Voices poster

The Voices Frank Allen

Chaos Theory poster

Chaos Theory Monty

Waiting poster

The Croods: A New Age poster

The Croods: A New Age Hannibal King

Blade: Trinity poster

Blade: Trinity Guy

Free Guy poster

Free Guy Mitch Planko

The Change Up poster

The Change Up Man Killed by Clinch in Bar

A Million Ways to Die in the West poster

A Million Ways to Die in the West Young Damian

Self/less poster

Self/less Matthew Lane

The Captive poster

The Captive Michael Bryce

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard poster

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard Eteon Director

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw poster

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs &... Rory Adams

Life poster

R I P D poster

R I P D Bill Pope

Criminal poster

Criminal Curtis

Mississippi Grind poster

Mississippi Grind Self

Top Gear poster

Top Gear Hal Jordan

Green Lantern poster

Green Lantern Turbo

Turbo poster

The Croods poster

The Croods Wade Wilson

X Men Origins: Wolverine poster

X Men Origins: Wolverine Gary

The Nines poster

The Nines Michael Taylor

Fireflies in the Garden poster

Fireflies in the Garden Carver

Bullet Train poster

Bullet Train Nolan Booth

Red Notice poster

Red Notice Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Detective Pikachu poster

Pokémon Detective Pikachu Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder poster

National Lampoon's Van Wilder Henry Lipschitz

Coming Soon poster

Coming Soon Mark Tobias

The In Laws poster

The In Laws Kevin

Foolproof poster

Foolproof George Lutz

The Amityville Horror poster

The Amityville Horror Chris Brander

Just Friends poster

Just Friends Mr. D.

School of Life poster

School of Life Mike Hanson

Buying the Cow poster

Buying the Cow Karl O'Reilly

Boltneck poster

Boltneck Michael 'Berg' Bergen

Two Guys and a Girl poster

Two Guys and a Girl Ty Cheese

Zeroman poster

Ghosted poster

IF poster

Dick poster

Dick Wade Wilson

Deadpool & Wolverine poster

Deadpool & Wolverine Self - Co-Chairman, Wrexham AFC

Welcome to Wrexham poster

Welcome to Wrexham Self - Audience Member

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Self - Deadpool

I Am: Celine Dion poster

I Am: Celine Dion

Clips with Ryan Reynolds

You reaIIy are an asshoIe Shenaniganz - Waiting

You reaIIy are an asshoIe Shenaniganz

So what do you think of Natasha - Waiting

So what do you think of Natasha

Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision - Waiting

Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never forced...

She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though And fun to hang out with Laid back - Waiting

She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though And fun to hang out...

GentIemen we have our first officiaI bee atch of the day - Waiting

GentIemen we have our first officiaI bee atch of the day

You know we shouId probabIy feeI guiIty but she broke the cardinaI ruIe - Waiting

You know we shouId probabIy feeI guiIty but she broke the...

AIzheimer's can't be aII bad - Waiting

AIzheimer's can't be aII bad

I Iike you too Monty - Waiting

I Iike you too Monty

You're a bastard So far I've made 15 percent of jack shit - Waiting

You're a bastard So far I've made 15 percent of...

Okay Mitch you see what Dean did there - Waiting

Okay Mitch you see what Dean did there

I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw - Waiting

I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw

You reaIIy wanna know why I reaIIy do - Waiting

You reaIIy wanna know why I reaIIy do

That's right You guys suck - Waiting

That's right You guys suck

What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing - Waiting

What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing

How many times can we have the same exact conversation - Waiting

How many times can we have the same exact conversation

Or she does sleep with you - Waiting

Or she does sleep with you

And by the way take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of saIt - Waiting

And by the way take whatever advice that she gives you with...

Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't I been inside you - Waiting

Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't I been inside...

SecondIy everybody knows that I'm oraIIy fixated - Waiting

SecondIy everybody knows that I'm oraIIy fixated

The onIy reaI pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you - Waiting

The onIy reaI pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you

Did you see the tits on tabIe 12 - Waiting

Did you see the tits on tabIe 12

Birds of a feather fIock to vagina - Waiting

Birds of a feather fIock to vagina

Mama said they's my magic shoes - Waiting

Mama said they's my magic shoes

What The oId Iady at tabIe 37 wants you to sing - Waiting

What The oId Iady at tabIe 37 wants you to sing

Okay so how wouId you Iike your steak prepared - Waiting

Okay so how wouId you Iike your steak prepared

I never make How do you make a hundred doIIars every night - Waiting

I never make How do you make a hundred doIIars every night

Mitch you picked a fucked up night to start working here - Waiting

Mitch you picked a fucked up night to start working here

Okay baby doII you're definiteIy coming right - Waiting

Okay baby doII you're definiteIy coming right

Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII - Waiting

Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII

Where have you been - Foolproof

Where have you been

Access denied - Foolproof

What's this - Blade: Trinity

Evening ladies Hannibal King - Blade: Trinity

Evening ladies Hannibal King

Welcome to the honeycomb hideoutHow do you bankroll this operationI date a lot of older men - Blade: Trinity

Welcome to the honeycomb hideoutHow do you bankroll this...

We call ourselves the NightstalkersHmm Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoonWe were gonna go with the Care Bears but uh that was taken - Blade: Trinity

We call ourselves the NightstalkersHmm Sounds like rejects...

Consider us your reinforcementsWhat you amateurs are supposed to be helping meYouLook at youYou're kidsYou're not ready to roll with thisI mean look at the way you're dressedWhat that's supposed to be tacticalWhat is this What is that Fuck youIt's a joke - Blade: Trinity

Consider us your reinforcementsWhat you amateurs are...

What the hell makes you think you know about hunting vampiresWell here's for startersI used to be oneDo I pass the audition - Blade: Trinity

What the hell makes you think you know about hunting...

You know the kind of woman that just screams troubleYou see her and every warning bell in your brain starts going offbut you still manage to ask for her numberWell that's all I ever hook up withBut this bettyWhoa She blew 'em all away in the shitstorm - Blade: Trinity

You know the kind of woman that just screams troubleYou see...

Her name is Danica TalosYou met her earlierAnd unlike typical vampires her fangs are located in her vaginaMoving on - Blade: Trinity

Her name is Danica TalosYou met her earlierAnd unlike...

And this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood - Blade: Trinity

And this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood

Look at you - Blade: Trinity

I picked Danica up in a barand spent the next five years playing hide and go suckas her little vampire cabana boyEventually Abigail found meSommerfield managed to treat me with a cure and now I kill themAnd that's basically turning a frown upside down - Blade: Trinity

I picked Danica up in a barand spent the next five years...

Let's face itWe are fighting a losing battle hereSo we kill a few hundred of them a year big dealThere are thousands of them out there maybe tens of thousandsWe need a new tacticLike whatA biological weaponFor you sighted peoplehere's a little show and - Blade: Trinity

Let's face itWe are fighting a losing battle hereSo we...

So can we just go right ahead and sign you upfor one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings - Blade: Trinity

So can we just go right ahead and sign you upfor one of our...

Hedges Super size me sweetheartThis little pea shooter it's a modified versionof the Army's objective individual combat weaponPick your poison sun dogs stakesheat seeking mini rocketsBasically whatever gets you hard this puppy'll pump 'em outCourse it - Blade: Trinity

Hedges Super size me sweetheartThis little pea shooter...

We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to DraculaTurning into mist Kinda doubt itGeneral shape shifting MaybeNot into a bat or a wolf or anything like thatbut another human with practice could be possibleBecause he wouldn't have a - Blade: Trinity

We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when...

You know at some point you uhyou might want to consider sitting down with somebodyYou know Have a little share timeKick back Get in touch with your inner childThat sort of thingAlso just a thought but you might wanna consider blinking once in a whileI'm - Blade: Trinity

You know at some point you uhyou might want to consider...

What are you what is that What are you doingIt's an elastic protein okayIt's gonna stop the hemorrhagingOkayIs it gonna hurtYeah it's gonna sting a littleReallyFuck me - Blade: Trinity

What are you what is that What are you doingIt's an...

Hey BladeI got a question for youSay we're successful Say we wipe out all the vampiresWhat then huhYou ever ask yourself thatI mean somehowl I don't picture you teaching karate at the local YHe hates me doesn't heYeah - Blade: Trinity

Hey BladeI got a question for youSay we're successful...

Back off poochJesus ChristWhat the fuckGood dogWhat the fuckHis name's Pac ManWe've been porting the vampire gene into other species experimentingYou made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian - Blade: Trinity

Back off poochJesus ChristWhat the fuckGood dogWhat the...

Spit it out you fucking fruitcakeAll right FuckI'll tell you about the weaponIt's a new flavor crystal formulaTwice the chocolaty goodness half the caloriesPlus it helps prevent tooth decay There - Blade: Trinity

Spit it out you fucking fruitcakeAll right FuckI'll...

Gonna be sorry you did thatWhyNobody's coming for you KingshitSure they areGodSee one of the things you fuckheads need to know about us Nightstalkersis that when you join our club you get all sorts of groovy little door prizesAnd one of them is this nifty - Blade: Trinity

Gonna be sorry you did thatWhyNobody's coming for you...

Okay KingWhere is this tracking node of yoursIt's in my left ass checkFineIt's in my right ass cheekOkay I'm okay seriously nowIt's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattooSeriously just pull down my tighty whities and see for yourself - Blade: Trinity

Okay KingWhere is this tracking node of yoursIt's in my...

EnoughIt's not funny anymoreNo it's not you horse humping bitchBut it will be a few seconds from nowSee that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right nowthat's atomized colloidal silverIt's being pumped through the building's air - Blade: Trinity

EnoughIt's not funny anymoreNo it's not you horse...

Hey dickfaceYou seen my dogHave you tried the lobby - Blade: Trinity

Hey dickfaceYou seen my dogHave you tried the lobby

Hang in there kittenI'll get help - Blade: Trinity

Hang in there kittenI'll get help

Harold & Kumar Go to...

Hang on a second - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Hang on a second

Harold & Kumar Go to...

Soft and chocolate lips - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Soft and chocolate lips

Harold & Kumar Go to...

Like a big bag of it - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Like a big bag of it

The Amityville Horror

George This is an amazing house - The Amityville Horror

George This is an amazing house

The Amityville Horror

We're happy Yes we're happy - The Amityville Horror

We're happy Yes we're happy

The Amityville Horror

So look I gotta ask what's the catch - The Amityville Horror

So look I gotta ask what's the catch

The Amityville Horror

Well houses don't kill people - The Amityville Horror

Well houses don't kill people

The Amityville Horror

We're rich in something but it ain't money - The Amityville Horror

We're rich in something but it ain't money

The Amityville Horror

Nobody will ever replace your dad honey - The Amityville Horror

Nobody will ever replace your dad honey

The Amityville Horror

George George - The Amityville Horror

The Amityville Horror

You sure you don't want a babysitter - The Amityville Horror

You sure you don't want a babysitter

The Amityville Horror

Goddamn babysitter's an idiot - The Amityville Horror

Goddamn babysitter's an idiot

The Amityville Horror

Me neither Wipe that stupid look off your face - The Amityville Horror

Me neither Wipe that stupid look off your face

The Amityville Horror

Is this discipline or torture - The Amityville Horror

Is this discipline or torture