Ryan Reynolds Quotes & Movies

The Hitman's Bodyguard poster

The Hitman's Bodyguard One

6 Underground poster

6 Underground Wade Wilson

Deadpool 2 poster

Deadpool 2 Wade

Deadpool poster

Deadpool Randy Schoenberg

Woman in Gold poster

Woman in Gold Andrew Paxton

The Proposal poster

The Proposal Will Hayes

Definitely, Maybe poster

Definitely, Maybe Male Nurse

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle poster

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Richard Messner

Smokin' Aces poster

Smokin' Aces Paul Conroy

Buried poster

Buried Matt Weston

Safe House poster

Safe House Mike Connell

Adventureland poster

Adventureland Jared

Ted poster

Ted Captain Excellent

Paper Man poster

Paper Man Jerry

The Voices poster

The Voices Frank Allen

Chaos Theory poster

Chaos Theory Monty

Waiting poster

The Croods: A New Age poster

The Croods: A New Age Hannibal King

Blade: Trinity poster

Blade: Trinity Guy

Free Guy poster

Free Guy Mitch Planko

The Change Up poster

The Change Up Man Killed by Clinch in Bar

A Million Ways to Die in the West poster

A Million Ways to Die in the West Young Damian

Self/less poster

Self/less Matthew Lane

The Captive poster

The Captive Michael Bryce

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard poster

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard Eteon Director

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw poster

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs &... Rory Adams

Life poster

R I P D poster

R I P D Bill Pope

Criminal poster

Criminal Curtis

Mississippi Grind poster

Mississippi Grind Self

Top Gear poster

Top Gear Hal Jordan

Green Lantern poster

Green Lantern Turbo

Turbo poster

The Croods poster

The Croods Wade Wilson

X Men Origins: Wolverine poster

X Men Origins: Wolverine Gary

The Nines poster

The Nines Michael Taylor

Fireflies in the Garden poster

Fireflies in the Garden Carver

Bullet Train poster

Bullet Train Nolan Booth

Red Notice poster

Red Notice Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Detective Pikachu poster

Pokémon Detective Pikachu Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder poster

National Lampoon's Van Wilder Henry Lipschitz

Coming Soon poster

Coming Soon Mark Tobias

The In Laws poster

The In Laws Kevin

Foolproof poster

Foolproof George Lutz

The Amityville Horror poster

The Amityville Horror Chris Brander

Just Friends poster

Just Friends Mr. D.

School of Life poster

School of Life Mike Hanson

Buying the Cow poster

Buying the Cow Karl O'Reilly

Boltneck poster

Boltneck Michael 'Berg' Bergen

Two Guys and a Girl poster

Two Guys and a Girl Ty Cheese

Zeroman poster

Ghosted poster

IF poster

Dick poster

Dick Wade Wilson

Deadpool & Wolverine poster

Deadpool & Wolverine Self - Co-Chairman, Wrexham AFC

Welcome to Wrexham poster

Welcome to Wrexham Self - Audience Member

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Self - Deadpool

I Am: Celine Dion poster

I Am: Celine Dion

Clips with Ryan Reynolds

Look at these little fuckers - The Change Up

Look at these little fuckers

What's your nameWhat's your name What's your nameWhy can't they talk yet Are they retarded or somethingDon't say You can't say thatWell this one right here looks a little Downsy - The Change Up

What's your nameWhat's your name What's your...

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack No no - The Change Up

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack No no

We do the Wheelbarrow the Arabian Gogglesthe Lonesome Dove the Arsenio Hallthe Jelly Donut the Pastrami Sandwich the Wolfgang PuckAnd let me tell you something no man is that hungryWhat I don't even know what these areYou're married You're married Dave - The Change Up

We do the Wheelbarrow the Arabian Gogglesthe Lonesome Dove...

I wanted to sell dolphins on the black market - The Change Up

I wanted to sell dolphins on the black market

How dare you tell him - The Change Up

How dare you tell him

When she wants to have sex tonightThink about thatYou're not having sex with my wife Mitch - The Change Up

When she wants to have sex tonightThink about...

This is a grocery store - The Change Up

This is a grocery store

These are called children or dependantsNever disparage your own childEverything they do is a miracle from GodWhen they're bad it's only becausethey're tired or going through a phaseWhen other kids are bad it's because of indulgent parentingor innate - The Change Up

These are called children or dependantsNever disparage your...

So I can't sleep with my wife I can't sleep with other womenWhat the hell is thatMarriage - The Change Up

So I can't sleep with my wife I can't sleep with...

And at the end of the day do you know what you getA fucking gun with a bullet to blow my head off withSometimes you wish - The Change Up

And at the end of the day do you know what you getA fucking...

How do I lookJust grow a mustache and lure a child into your van - The Change Up

How do I lookJust grow a mustache and lure a child into your...

Super married What do you do MitchMe For a living YeahYou know I amIWhen I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbatingI dabble in light porn - The Change Up

Super married What do you do MitchMe For a living YeahYou...

You ready to take a pissYou bet your ass I am - The Change Up

You ready to take a pissYou bet your ass I am

Okay how am I supposed to get more experienceI'm staring at four walls all day - Safe House

Okay how am I supposed to get more experienceI'm...

There's no chance for SDR - Safe House

There's no chance for SDR

You crushed my windpipeWell you locked me in the trunk - Safe House

You crushed my windpipeWell you locked me in the trunk

You think I'm going to let you just take me in - Safe House

You think I'm going to let you just take me in

You think I'm gonna let you just take me inI think you need to shut up - Safe House

You think I'm gonna let you just take me inI think you...

And that's how they found the safe house - Safe House

And that's how they found the safe house

That house was a secure locationWhoever crashed it didn't stop by a gas stationand ask for directions to the nearest safe houseThey were invited Someone told them Matthew Think about itSomeone you know So you better ask yourself Can you trust your - Safe House

That house was a secure locationWhoever crashed it...

I'm responsible for youYou're responsible for yourself - Safe House

I'm responsible for youYou're responsible for...

You gonna kill meI only kill professionals - Safe House

You gonna kill meI only kill professionals

You're a dead manYeah A long time now - Safe House

You're a dead manYeah A long time now

And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant - Turbo

And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant

With that TV gone you can finally get out of that garage - Turbo

With that TV gone you can finally get out of that garage

Am I dead Is this heaven - Turbo

Am I dead Is this heaven

Here one second gone the next - Turbo

Here one second gone the next

I can still see you - Turbo

I can still see you

Snails don't have money - Turbo

Snails don't have money

Theo what happens if you wake up tomorrow - Turbo

Theo what happens if you wake up tomorrow

Ahhh Are you crazy - Turbo

Ahhh Are you crazy

What you saying bro - Turbo

What you saying bro

The Hitman's Bodyguard

You know he's a murderer rightYou're playing nurse to a murdererA witness Mmm hmm ReallyTwenty seven timesThat's how many times this asshole has tried to kill me 27 28Fucking Prague - The Hitman's Bodyguard

You know he's a murderer rightYou're playing nurse...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

My job is to keep you out of harm's way Shit motherfuckerI am harm's way - The Hitman's Bodyguard

My job is to keep you out of harm's way Shit...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

Made that jump on one legI made that jump without jumping Let's go - The Hitman's Bodyguard

Made that jump on one legI made that jump without jumping...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

I can protect someone from bullets and explosivesbut there's nothing I can do against indiscriminate use of mayonnaisefor 68 straight years - The Hitman's Bodyguard

I can protect someone from bullets and explosivesbut...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

You know when life gives you shityou make Kool AidThat's not really how that expression worksYeah and that's the beauty of that motherfucker LifeAh Yeah well life I meanLife doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage - The Hitman's Bodyguard

You know when life gives you shityou make Kool...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

I will bust a cap in your ass The clutchif you don't give up that wheelHave you ever said pleaseor thank you Please motherfuckerWhy are we always yelling - The Hitman's Bodyguard

I will bust a cap in your ass The clutchif you don't...

The Hitman's Bodyguard

How do I lookYou got a little speck of blood on youreverywhere - The Hitman's Bodyguard

How do I lookYou got a little speck of blood on...

It didn't work - Self/less

When did you start professionally whistlingWhen did you go on tour - Self/less

When did you start professionally whistlingWhen did you go...

And you're whistling - Self/less

And you're whistling

That's somebody else's son up there Martin - Self/less

That's somebody else's son up there Martin

Mississippi Grind

A woodford Two woodfords - Mississippi Grind

A woodford Two woodfords

The Croods: A New Age

Ooh What's privacyIt means you only smell the feet you wanna smell - The Croods: A New Age

Ooh What's privacyIt means you only smell the feet you...

The Croods: A New Age

Do you Eep Amber Croodthink you could spend your Tomorrow with meI doI'm going to fall asleep and dream about our home - The Croods: A New Age

Do you Eep Amber Croodthink you could spend your Tomorrow...

The Croods: A New Age

Is that my dad Hide meMr BettermanMr BettermanIt's just Guy Hi GuyHey youWhere'd you go Took Chunky for a joyrideJoyride JoyrideWe rolled the deathOutside the wall catYou took Dawn for a joyrideoutside the wall Yeah - The Croods: A New Age

Is that my dad Hide meMr BettermanMr BettermanIt's just...

The Croods: A New Age

What's wrong with herIt's just a reaction to the bee venom - The Croods: A New Age

What's wrong with herIt's just a reaction to the...

The Croods: A New Age

But Tomorrow isn't a placeIt's a person It's you EepYou are my Tomorrow - The Croods: A New Age

But Tomorrow isn't a placeIt's a person It's...

Fuck you psycho - Criminal

Fuck you psycho

This is some Re Animator shit - Life

This is some Re Animator shit

Control Control - Life

Control Control

I miss my fucking dog Goodnight - Life

I miss my fucking dog Goodnight

According to the K bler Ross model - Deadpool 2

According to the K bler Ross model

I use a device to slide through time - Deadpool 2

I use a device to slide through time

Sorry I'm lateThere was a bunch ofhandicapable children stuck in a treeand I had to uh Uh uhYou're right I was fighting a caped badassBut then we discovered his mom is named Martha tooNoTrafficHmmKiss me like you miss me Red - Deadpool 2

Sorry I'm lateThere was a bunch ofhandicapable children...

Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took off and bailedI mean it's not like I have a lot of strong role modelsto draw off of for ToddHey Look at meYou are not your fatherBesidesI will never ever let our child be named Todd - Deadpool 2

Family was always an F word to meMy pile of shit father took...

Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are destined to become their fatherand then have consensual sex with their sisterI think you missed big big chunks of that movieNo I'm pretty sure Luke nailed herBaby that's Empire - Deadpool 2

Isn't that how it always worksLike in Star Warsmen are...

I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on Let's make a super babyPretty sure it doesn't work that way but we can try - Deadpool 2

I'm gonna go make dessertYou get the strap on...

Is it just me or doesDo You Want to Build a Snowman from Frozensound suspiciously likePapa Can You Hear Me from YentlAnd nobody fucking realizes it - Deadpool 2

Is it just me or doesDo You Want to Build a Snowman from...

I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is water - Deadpool 2

I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is...

George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again FuckHe's dead tooAt least we still have BowieYeah We still have Bowie - Deadpool 2

George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again...

You know what fine stands for WadeFucked up insecure needy and emotionalAccording to theKubler Ross YeahAccording to the Kubler Ross modeldenial is just one of the five stages of griefJesus Christ BuckNo more speaking lines for you - Deadpool 2

You know what fine stands for WadeFucked up insecure needy...

Wade YukioYukio WadeWhat in the fuck knuckles is thisShe's my girlfriend you intolerant shitWhoa Pump the hate brakes Fox FriendsI'm just surprised anyone would date youEspecially Pinkie Pie from My Little PonyI like this guy - Deadpool 2

Wade YukioYukio WadeWhat in the fuck knuckles is...

Who killed Vanessa got away - Deadpool 2

Who killed Vanessa got away

Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand we'll make him ourWhat was thatThat is the biggest guy in hereFun fact about the Ice Boxthough no one's ever seen itthey keep a monster in the basementRight next to a hugesteaming bowl of foreshadowing - Deadpool 2

Tomorrow we'll find the biggest guy in hereand...

With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled cancerGive me a bow and arrow I'm basically Hawkeye - Deadpool 2

With this collar onmy superpower is just unbridled...

Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson - Deadpool 2

Black Tom Cassidy White Wade Wilson

Take them to the Ice Box - Deadpool 2

Take them to the Ice Box