Clips with Sacha Baron Cohen

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Brüno Make this bed Hurry up Make the bed - Brüno 00:09
Make this bed Hurry up Make the bed
Brüno Yeah well get out of it Your finger's in my alley - Brüno 00:07
Yeah well get out of it Your finger's in my alley
Brüno By the way where's your uniform Go get your uniform on - Brüno 00:46
By the way where's your uniform Go get your uniform on
Brüno What type belt is that candidate - Brüno 00:10
What type belt is that candidate
Brüno Look at the 4 of us We are so like the Sex and the City girls - Brüno 00:18
Look at the 4 of us We are so like the Sex and the City...
Brüno You know I really don't want to wake up tomorrow morning und find - Brüno 00:13
You know I really don't want to wake up tomorrow...
Brüno Makes you think of all the hot guys in the world - Brüno 00:08
Makes you think of all the hot guys in the world
Brüno Like I'm sitting here and - Brüno 00:03
Like I'm sitting here and
Brüno All right and then what would you be doing - Brüno 00:10
All right and then what would you be doing
Brüno Look her in the eye This is a fucking swingers party Okay - Brüno 00:22
Look her in the eye This is a fucking swingers party Okay
Brüno You must produce a lot of milk - Brüno 00:04
You must produce a lot of milk
Brüno What is this You gonna dress me like a man - Brüno 00:08
What is this You gonna dress me like a man
Brüno War's just based on hate and fear - Brüno 00:19
War's just based on hate and fear
Hugo Be quiet - Hugo 00:12
Be quiet
Hugo Do you think it's mine What - Hugo 00:18
Do you think it's mine What
Hugo Seems Maximilian doesn't like the cut of your jib little man - Hugo 00:17
Seems Maximilian doesn't like the cut of your jib...
Hugo That's enough poetry for today - Hugo 00:04
That's enough poetry for today
Hugo I love poetry just not in the station - Hugo 00:17
I love poetry just not in the station
Hugo Demitasse like everything else must happen at the opportune moment - Hugo 00:13
Demitasse like everything else must happen at the opportune...
Hugo Those are lovely posies those - Hugo 00:33
Those are lovely posies those
Hugo You bloated buffoon - Hugo 00:05
You bloated buffoon
Hugo If he is deceased - Hugo 00:10
If he is deceased
Hugo You'll go nowhere until your parents are found - Hugo 00:23
You'll go nowhere until your parents are found
Hugo Don't forget to smile darling - Hugo 00:07
Don't forget to smile darling
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Is that Jerry Rennie YeahTell him to tell Abbie we're going to Chicago to end the warand not to fuck aroundTom says to tell Abbie that we're going to Chicago to end the warand not to fuck aroundHayden says we're goin' to Chicago to end the war and not to - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:20
Is that Jerry Rennie YeahTell him to tell Abbie we're...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Hoffman And the record should reflectthat defendant Hoffman and I are not relatedFather nospectators laugh gavel bangsMr Hoffman are you familiar with contempt of courtIt's practically a religion for me sir spectators laugh - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:18
Hoffman And the record should reflectthat defendant Hoffman...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Are we using this trial to defend ourselves against very serious chargesthat could land us in prison for ten yearsOr to say a pointless fuck you to the establishmentFuck you That is what I was afraidWere you saying fuck you or answering I was also - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:19
Are we using this trial to defend ourselves against very...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 This is a political trial that was already decided for usIgnoring that reality is just weird to meThere are civil trials and there are criminal trialsThere's no such thing as a political trialOkay - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:15
This is a political trial that was already decided for...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Reporter How much is it worth to you What's your priceAbbie To call off the revolutionreporter What's your priceMy life - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:12
Reporter How much is it worth to you What's your...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Keep 'em movin' Dave and I are gonna stay and make Tom's bailBack to the parkI don't carry money do youI do I'm a grown man - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:13
Keep 'em movin' Dave and I are gonna stay and make...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 I don't carry money do you - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:07
I don't carry money do you
The Trial of the Chicago 7 You don't send a woman to ensorcell me WhatIt means to enchant OhOnly to have her crush my soul How long did you two know each otherNinety three hours Could've been a lifetimeFor a fruit fly Enjoy your weekendJerry Is that even ethicalAren't there ethics - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:27
You don't send a woman to ensorcell me WhatIt means to...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 You think we were responsibleYou got the result you were looking forSo did Nixon How 'bout that - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:10
You think we were responsibleYou got the result you were...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Winning elections is the first thing on your wish listEquality justice education poverty and progress they're secondIf you don't win elections it doesn't matter what's secondAnd it is astonishing to me that someone still has to explain that to you - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:17
Winning elections is the first thing on your wish...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 That's right we're not goin' to jail because of what we didwe're goin' to jail because of who we are - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:07
That's right we're not goin' to jail because...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Abbie do you know why you're on trial hereWe carried certain ideas across state linesNot machine guns or drugs or little girlsIdeasWhen we crossed from New York to New Jersey to Pennsylvaniato Ohio to Illinois we had certain ideasAnd for thatwe were - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:27
Abbie do you know why you're on trial hereWe carried...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 In 1861 Lincoln said in his inaugural addressWhen the people shall grow weary of their constitutional rightto amend their governmentthey shall exert their revolutionary rightto dismember and overthrow that governmentAnd if Lincoln had given that speech in - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:33
In 1861 Lincoln said in his inaugural addressWhen the people...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 In 1861 Lincoln said in his inaugural address - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:38
In 1861 Lincoln said in his inaugural address
The Trial of the Chicago 7 A guy once said I am come to set a man at variance with his father - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:18
A guy once said I am come to set a man at variance with his...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 A guy once said I am come to set a man at variance with his fatherand the daughter against her mother You know who said itJerry Rubinchuckles YesNoIt was Jesus ChristMatthew 10 35 - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:19
A guy once said I am come to set a man at variance with his...
The Trial of the Chicago 7 Yeah do you have contempt for your governmentI think the institutions of our democracy are wonderful thingsthat right now are populated by some terrible peoplePlease answer the questionTell me againDo you have contempt for your governmentI'll tell you - The Trial of the Chicago 7 00:30
Yeah do you have contempt for your governmentI think the...
Anchorman 2: The Legend... You must be Linda Jackson - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 00:25
You must be Linda Jackson
Anchorman 2: The Legend... Here's a headline for you - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 00:28
Here's a headline for you
The Dictator People of WadiyaI come before you todayto tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nationWe are two months away from enriching weapons grade uraniumto be used for peaceful purposesIt will be used only for medical researchand clean energy It - The Dictator 00:45
People of WadiyaI come before you todayto tell you that the...
The Dictator Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the one with the incredibly strong forearmsthat are miss sized for his bodyThe man you are discussing is called PopeyeBobeye He is not a professorPopeye is as the song tells us a sailor man - The Dictator 00:19
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the...
The Dictator Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay I'm there - The Dictator 00:06
Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay...
The Dictator Now let's go back to the palace - The Dictator 00:13
Now let's go back to the palace
The Dictator Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because she let me Aladeen in her face - The Dictator 00:07
Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because...
The Dictator Are you seriousWhere'd you get those relicsFrom the Shah of Iran's garage saleYeah rightI mean I know there's nothing more annoyingthan a backseat torturer but please come onThis is great stuffIt's not great stuff That's like 1972 helloYou won't be - The Dictator 01:35
Are you seriousWhere'd you get those relicsFrom the...
The Dictator I mean I know there's nothing more annoying - The Dictator 00:23
I mean I know there's nothing more annoying
The Dictator Yo Average American shopperI do not have any money on mebut if you give me your clothesI'll make a sizeable donation in your name to al Qaeda - The Dictator 00:12
Yo Average American shopperI do not have any money on mebut...
The Dictator You seem educatedYes I went to AmherstI love it when women go to schoolIt's like seeing a monkey on rollerskatesIt means nothing to them but it's so adorable for us - The Dictator 00:14
You seem educatedYes I went to AmherstI love it when women...
The Dictator Hey Sub Saharan - The Dictator 00:09
Hey Sub Saharan
The Dictator What is your name - The Dictator 01:12
What is your name
The Dictator I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat do you doMostly I clean semen out of laptops - The Dictator 00:13
I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat...
The Dictator Whatever dude Who are youOsama bin Laden's best friendNo he is not my best friendThough he has been staying in my guest houseever since they shot his double last yearNow the guy won't leaveI know why this guy's the most hated man in the worldYou just have - The Dictator 00:25
Whatever dude Who are youOsama bin Laden's best...
The Dictator Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter tourand fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknessesRemember we're just two ordinary American touristslooking at the sightsDon't worry nobody gonna suspect anything It's a great plan pointyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter...
The Dictator Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old Bull Bush Pubbecause I am a cockneyListen Listen okayYou need to focus up right now and be preparedto deliver a small subtle performanceOkay great okay Okay goodOkay So when we go to flyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old...
The Dictator I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U S AMy father also from U S AMy great grandfather fought in the American Civil JihadI am very proud to be an AmericanI am America's number one doucheI've fooled them Job doneSo how are things - The Dictator 01:54
I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U...
The Dictator The police here are such fascistsYeah right and not in a good way - The Dictator 00:05
The police here are such fascistsYeah right and not in a...
The Dictator Thanks I justI don't know I just feel so sorrythat wherever you go in the worldyou're the victim of police abuseWell not always the victim - The Dictator 00:10
Thanks I justI don't know I just feel so sorrythat...
The Dictator Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a dayTeach a man to use his hand as a vaginaand he will shpichs for a lifetime - The Dictator 00:12
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a dayTeach a man...
The Dictator Who is it Nadal - The Dictator 00:12
Who is it Nadal
The Dictator I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you how to do itIt's called self juicingYou put your hand on your bilbul and you rub itand then you can make your own labeneh come outYou don't have to spend any RolexesYou don't have to give any dirty - The Dictator 00:31
I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you...
The Dictator Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the hairy titted ape womanWhoa No what Why would you even do thatI think she'll be cool with itShe will not be cool with itHow is she to judge She shaves her armpits once a yearand she takes lovers - The Dictator 00:20
Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the...
The Dictator It's a girlWhere's the trash can - The Dictator 00:06
It's a girlWhere's the trash can
The Dictator I really want to be with you Allison Burgers - The Dictator 00:12
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers
The Dictator And you're wanted for war crimes - The Dictator 00:07
And you're wanted for war crimes
The Dictator You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked it upWhat do you mean I picked it up Who picks up YiddishI'm in New YorkWe're trying to erase that country off the mapI don't like the people but I like the way thattheir words really sound like - The Dictator 00:17
You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked...
The Dictator Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicideStill wearing CrocsWhat's wrong with CrocsThey are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hopeYou might as well put sweatpants onand go to - The Dictator 00:21
Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on...