Clips with Sacha Baron Cohen

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The Dictator If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women drivers civil rightsWhat are civil rightsI'll tell you later They're hilariousLook you alone can stop these terrible things from happeningYou are the last great dictatorAll of the others are - The Dictator 00:47
If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women...
The Dictator From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwelet every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker singOppressed at last Oppressed at lastThank Aladeen I am oppressed at last - The Dictator 00:16
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of...
The Dictator This is an historic moment - The Dictator 00:14
This is an historic moment
The Dictator Why are you guys so anti dictatorsImagine if America was a dictatorshipYou could let 1 of the people have all the nation's wealthYou could help your rich friendsget richer by cutting their taxesand bailing them out when they gamble and loseYou could - The Dictator 00:54
Why are you guys so anti dictatorsImagine if America was a...
The Dictator Are you okay my love What did you step onOh yes No noIt's my people's tradition We always smash a glass at weddingsI'm Jewish WhatMazel tovAre you okayThat's fine I don't mind It's greatCome here my love - The Dictator 00:25
Are you okay my love What did you step onOh yes No...
The Dictator Are you having a boy or an abortion - The Dictator 00:05
Are you having a boy or an abortion
Les Misérables Wakey wakey we're openingI love you I love you so much - Les Misérables 00:08
Wakey wakey we're openingI love you I love you so much
Les Misérables SINGING I used to dream that I would meet a princeBut God almightyHave you seen what's happened sinceWhat WhatMaster of the house isn't worth my spitComforter philosopher and lifelong shitCunning little brainRegular VoltaireThinks he's quite a lover but - Les Misérables 00:46
SINGING I used to dream that I would meet a princeBut God...
Les Misérables Everybody raise a glassALL CHEERRaise it up the master's arse - Les Misérables 00:07
Everybody raise a glassALL CHEERRaise it up the...
Les Misérables What to do What to sayShall you carry our treasure awayWhat a gem What a pearlBeyond rubies is our little girlHow can we talk of debtLet's not haggle for darling ColetteCosette Cosette - Les Misérables 00:29
What to do What to sayShall you carry our treasure awayWhat...
Les Misérables Wait a bit Know that faceAin't the world a remarkable placeMen like me don't forgetYou're the bastard that borrowed ColetteCosette WhateverWhat is this Are you madNo monsieur you don't know what you sayYou know me I know youAnd you'll pay what we're - Les Misérables 00:37
Wait a bit Know that faceAin't the world a remarkable...
Les Misérables Another brawl in the square Another stink in the airWas there a witness to this Well let him speak to JavertMonsieur these streets are not safe But let these vermin bewareWe'll see that justice is doneLook upon this fine collectionCrawled from underneath - Les Misérables 01:48
Another brawl in the square Another stink in the airWas...
Les Misérables On the roof - Les Misérables 00:10
On the roof
Les Misérables Thank youLong live the revolutionHere's a pretty ringOhHelloYELPSYou're alive I saved youYouPANTINGHow do I get out of here It's that wayAll the way down and to the left - Les Misérables 00:33
Thank youLong live the revolutionHere's a pretty...
Les Misérables Jean Valjean the old con - Les Misérables 00:18
Jean Valjean the old con
Alice Through the Looking... Time is a cruel master - Alice Through the Looking Glass 00:08
Time is a cruel master
Alice Through the Looking... Everyone parts with everything eventually my dear - Alice Through the Looking Glass 00:05
Everyone parts with everything eventually my dear
Alice Through the Looking... I present you with a gift made entirely out of love - Alice Through the Looking Glass 00:08
I present you with a gift made entirely out of love
Alice Through the Looking... It is said that Time is a friend to no manBut I will remember you alwaysAnd pleasedo not come back - Alice Through the Looking Glass 00:15
It is said that Time is a friend to no manBut I will...
Grimsby Push But Dad I'm out of breathYeah well I told you not to smokeI thought you just meant crackNo I meant cigarettes tooAt your age you should just be vaping - Grimsby 00:13
Push But Dad I'm out of breathYeah well I told you not...
Grimsby ANNOUNCER: Welbeck's touch. - Grimsby 01:02
ANNOUNCER: Welbeck's touch.
Grimsby I was born with HIV. - Grimsby 00:22
I was born with HIV.
Grimsby NOBBY: Ow! - Grimsby 00:24
NOBBY: Ow!
Grimsby NOBBY: Oh, great. - Grimsby 00:21
NOBBY: Oh, great.
Grimsby I love you too - Grimsby 00:05
I love you too
Grimsby NOBBY And this here is LukeWe call him that because he's got leukemiaI'm so sorryHe doesn't really We just shave his head so we can claim the welfareWhat You're looking ata potential gold mine up thereThis tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week - Grimsby 00:18
NOBBY And this here is LukeWe call him that because...
Grimsby YOUNG NOBBY: Leg it! - Grimsby 00:32
YOUNG NOBBY: Leg it!
Grimsby Oh I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland - Grimsby 00:04
Oh I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland
Grimsby -You're in Grimsby now, you git! - Grimsby 00:29
-You're in Grimsby now, you git!
Grimsby Nobby, what are you doing? - Grimsby 00:11
Nobby, what are you doing?
Grimsby I've got to go. - Grimsby 00:37
I've got to go.
Grimsby You'd rather make love to a maid than me? - Grimsby 00:36
You'd rather make love to a maid than me?
Grimsby Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife Mr GravesNo But then again I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a hanger - Grimsby 00:11
Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife Mr...
Grimsby -You okay? - Grimsby 00:45
-You okay?
Grimsby SEBASTIAN: What can you see? - Grimsby 00:53
SEBASTIAN: What can you see?
Grimsby It's an elephant bukkake party - Grimsby 00:04
It's an elephant bukkake party
Grimsby Are you okayNo I'm not okayI just did an entirely white poo You need to get cleaned up Get in - Grimsby 00:14
Are you okayNo I'm not okayI just did an entirely white...
Grimsby Oh my GodSo I could have had your life That's rightAnd you could have had mine - Grimsby 00:10
Oh my GodSo I could have had your life That's rightAnd...
Grimsby Let's go. - Grimsby 00:15
Let's go.
Grimsby Amazing Gotta get one of these for the kids - Grimsby 00:05
Amazing Gotta get one of these for the kids
Grimsby No She's gonna release this deadly virusand it's gonna kill poor people like usbecause she thinks that we are scumBloody hell Nobby we are scumWell Well you are Pete You're a registered sex offenderThat's not a compliment - Grimsby 00:17
No She's gonna release this deadly virusand it's...
Grimsby It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive - Grimsby 00:06
It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise...
Grimsby NOBBY: Quick! - Grimsby 00:07
NOBBY: Quick!
Grimsby NOBBY: Oi! - Grimsby 00:40
NOBBY: Oi!
Grimsby NOBBY: You know what? - Grimsby 00:08
NOBBY: You know what?
Grimsby JODIE: Listen, we're sending information to your lens. - Grimsby 00:06
JODIE: Listen, we're sending information to your lens.