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Captain America: The First... You can't give me ordersThe hell I can't I'm a Captain - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:07
You can't give me ordersThe hell I can't I'm...
Captain America: The First... Wait You know what you're doingYeah I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:07
Wait You know what you're doingYeah I've knocked...
Captain America: The First... Is that It's meIt's Steve SteveCome on SteveI thought you were deadI thought you were smaller - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:15
Is that It's meIt's Steve SteveCome on SteveI...
Captain America: The First... No matter what lies Erskine told youyou see I was his greatest successYou don't have one of those do you - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:24
No matter what lies Erskine told youyou see I was his...
Captain America: The First... You're lateCouldn't call my ride - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:09
You're lateCouldn't call my ride
Captain America: The First... I thought he'd be taller - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:04
I thought he'd be taller
Captain America: The First... Agent Carter coordinate with Ml6I want every Allied eyeball looking for that main Hydra baseWhat about usWe are going to set a fire under Johann Schmidt's assWhat do you say Rogers It's your mapYou think you can wipe Hydra off it Yes sir I'll need a - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:22
Agent Carter coordinate with Ml6I want every Allied eyeball...
Captain America: The First... We are going to set a fire under Johann Schmidt's assWhat do you say Rogers It's your mapYou think you can wipe Hydra off it Yes sir I'll need a team - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:11
We are going to set a fire under Johann Schmidt's...
Captain America: The First... So let's get this straightWe barely got out of there alive and you want us to go backPretty muchSounds rather fun actuallyI'm inWe're inHell I'll always fight But you got to do one thing for meWhat's thatOpen a tabWell that was easy - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:41
So let's get this straightWe barely got out of there...
Captain America: The First... You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of deathHell noThat little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fightI'm following himBut you're keeping the outfit rightYou know whatIt's kind of growing on me - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:25
You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of...
Captain America: The First... Seems harmless enoughHard to see what all the fuss is aboutWrite that down - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:17
Seems harmless enoughHard to see what all the fuss is...
Captain America: The First... Peggy that's not what you thought it wasI don't think anything Captain not one thingYou always wanted to be a soldier and now you are just like all the restWell what about you and StarkHow do I know you two haven't been fondue ingYou still don't know a - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:21
Peggy that's not what you thought it wasI don't...
Captain America: The First... Fondue is just cheese and bread my friend - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:04
Fondue is just cheese and bread my friend
Captain America: The First... The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's headis the moment your goose is well and truly cooked - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:06
The moment you think you know what's going on in a...
Captain America: The First... What about this one No no that's just a prototypeWhat's it made of VibraniumIt's stronger than steel and a third the weightIt's completely vibration absorbent - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:13
What about this one No no that's just a...
Captain America: The First... What do you thinkYes I think it works - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:16
What do you thinkYes I think it works
Captain America: The First... We fought to the last manEvidently not - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:09
We fought to the last manEvidently not
Captain America: The First... Sit downWhat is this SteakWhat is in itCow - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:17
Sit downWhat is this SteakWhat is in itCow
Captain America: The First... I don't eat meatWhy notIt disagrees with meHow about cyanide Does that give you the rumbly tummy too - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:10
I don't eat meatWhy notIt disagrees with meHow about...
Captain America: The First... Schmidt believes he walks in the footsteps of the godsOnly the world itself will satisfy himYou do realize that's nuts don't youWhatThe sanity of the plan is of no consequenceAnd why is that Because he can do itWhat's his targetHis targetis everywhere - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:27
Schmidt believes he walks in the footsteps of the godsOnly...
Captain America: The First... Johann Schmidt belongs in a bughouse He thinks he's a godand he's willing to blow up half the world to prove itstarting with the USASchmidt's working with powers beyond our capabilitiesHe gets across the Atlantiche will wipe out the entire Eastern - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:48
Johann Schmidt belongs in a bughouse He thinks he's a...
Captain America: The First... Arrogance may not be a uniquely American traitbut I must say you do it better than anyoneBut there are limitsto what even you can do CaptainOr did Erskine tell you otherwiseHe told me you were insaneHe resented my geniusand tried to deny me what was - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:49
Arrogance may not be a uniquely American traitbut I must say...
Captain America: The First... There's not gonna be a safe landingBut I can try and force it downI'll get Howard on the line He'll know what to doThere's not enough timeThis thing's moving too fast and it's heading for New YorkI got to put her in the waterPlease don't do this We have - Captain America: The First Avenger 02:06
There's not gonna be a safe landingBut I can try and...
Captain America: The First... A week, next Saturday, at the Stork Club. - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:18
A week, next Saturday, at the Stork Club.
Captain America: The First... To the Captain - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:03
To the Captain
Captain America: The First... Just keep looking - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:04
Just keep looking
Captain America: The First... All agents code 13 - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:04
All agents code 13
Captain America: The First... At ease soldierLook I'm sorry about that little show back therebut we thought it best to break it to you slowlyBreak whatYou've been asleep CapFor almost 70 yearsYou gonna be okayYeahYeah I justI had a date - Captain America: The First Avenger 00:52
At ease soldierLook I'm sorry about that little show...
Robin Hood You ignorant bastards - Robin Hood 00:50
You ignorant bastards
Robin Hood What is your opinion on my Crusade - Robin Hood 01:06
What is your opinion on my Crusade
Robin Hood If you thought it was hard getting wages from him when he was alive - Robin Hood 00:08
If you thought it was hard getting wages from him when he...
Robin Hood I keep them and they keep me - Robin Hood 00:04
I keep them and they keep me
Robin Hood You're English - Robin Hood 00:06
You're English
Robin Hood I'm the one who killed him - Robin Hood 00:16
I'm the one who killed him
Robin Hood Did you say from Nottingham - Robin Hood 00:23
Did you say from Nottingham
Robin Hood Sing something about a woman - Robin Hood 00:09
Sing something about a woman
Robin Hood We can't repay our good luck with bad grace - Robin Hood 00:13
We can't repay our good luck with bad grace
Robin Hood Milking a dried udder get's you nothing but kicked off the milking stool - Robin Hood 00:12
Milking a dried udder get's you nothing but kicked off...
Robin Hood Either you've grown blind or come looking for charity - Robin Hood 00:06
Either you've grown blind or come looking for charity
Robin Hood She's about my size - Robin Hood 00:09
She's about my size
Robin Hood So why do they call you 'Little John' - Robin Hood 00:09
So why do they call you 'Little John'
Robin Hood Ask me nicely - Robin Hood 00:06
Ask me nicely
Robin Hood I trust you had an historic evening - Robin Hood 00:06
I trust you had an historic evening
Robin Hood Lady Marion Loxley - Robin Hood 00:14
Lady Marion Loxley
Robin Hood Sir Sir - Robin Hood 00:06
Sir Sir
Robin Hood I was an old maid when Robert courted me - Robin Hood 00:45
I was an old maid when Robert courted me
Robin Hood What's mine in coin - Robin Hood 00:20
What's mine in coin
Robin Hood What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere - Robin Hood 00:08
What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere
Robin Hood I'll see you tonight - Robin Hood 00:17
I'll see you tonight
Robin Hood We are men of the hood - Robin Hood 00:08
We are men of the hood
Robin Hood I thought you'd left - Robin Hood 00:24
I thought you'd left
Robin Hood In the name of King John - Robin Hood 00:07
In the name of King John
Robin Hood Rise and rise again until lambs become lions - Robin Hood 00:12
Rise and rise again until lambs become lions
Robin Hood Palestine and back - Robin Hood 00:39
Palestine and back
Robin Hood Every man's home is his castle - Robin Hood 00:11
Every man's home is his castle
Robin Hood Once before I said goodbye to a man going to war - Robin Hood 00:51
Once before I said goodbye to a man going to war
Robin Hood I declare him from this day forth to be an outlaw - Robin Hood 00:10
I declare him from this day forth to be an outlaw
Robin Hood Many wrongs to be righted in the country of King John - Robin Hood 00:24
Many wrongs to be righted in the country of King John
X Men: First Class Mother What are youI thought you were a burglarI didn't mean to scare you darling I was just getting a snackGo back to bedWhat's the matterGo on back to bedI'll make you a hot chocolateWho are youAnd what have you done with my motherMy mother has never - X Men: First Class 01:32
Mother What are youI thought you were a burglarI didn't...
X Men: First Class Heterochromia was in reference to your eyeswhich I have to say are stunningOne green one blueIt's a mutation It's a very groovy mutationI've got news for you AmyYou are a mutantFirst you proposition a girl and then you call her deformedHow is that - X Men: First Class 00:45
Heterochromia was in reference to your eyeswhich I have to...
X Men: First Class Mutant and proud WhatOr is it only with pretty mutations or invisible ones like yoursBut if you're a freak you better hideYou're being ridiculousI don't mean to sound like an old fartWhich you are SometimesBut we've talked about this RavenA small slip up - X Men: First Class 00:22
Mutant and proud WhatOr is it only with pretty mutations or...
X Men: First Class Would you date me Of course I wouldAny young man would be lucky to have you You are stunningLooking like thisLike WhatBlueYou're my oldest friend I'm your only friendThank you for that WellI'm incapable of thinking of you that wayI feel responsible for - X Men: First Class 00:38
Would you date me Of course I wouldAny young man would be...
X Men: First Class To Homo neanderthalensis his mutant cousin Homo sapienswas an aberrationPeaceful cohabitation if ever it existed was short livedRecords show without exceptionthat the arrival of the mutated human species in any regionwas followed by the immediate - X Men: First Class 00:22
To Homo neanderthalensis his mutant cousin Homo sapienswas...
X Men: First Class Here's things that the CIA didn't give me - X Men: First Class 00:05
Here's things that the CIA didn't give me
X Men: First Class So I hear you blocked the proposal to position Jupiter missiles in TurkeyI expect you'll reconsiderWe've had this conversationYou put our nukes in Turkey or anywhere that close to Russiaand you're looking at warNuclear warI don't ask for favors ColonelI - X Men: First Class 02:26
So I hear you blocked the proposal to position Jupiter...
X Men: First Class What brings you to ArgentinaThe climate I'm a pig farmerTailor Since I was a boyMy father made the finest suits in DusseldorfMy parents were from DusseldorfWhat was their nameThey didn't have a nameIt was taken away from themby pig farmersand tailors - X Men: First Class 00:36
What brings you to ArgentinaThe climate I'm a pig...
X Men: First Class Erik Blood and honor - X Men: First Class 00:04
Erik Blood and honor
X Men: First Class Who what are youLet's just say I'm Frankenstein's monsterAnd I'm looking for my creator - X Men: First Class 00:24
Who what are youLet's just say I'm...
X Men: First Class Something tells me you already know the answer to your question - X Men: First Class 00:05
Something tells me you already know the answer to your...
X Men: First Class Like to see one more magic trick OkayGet in the car Good idea - X Men: First Class 00:07
Like to see one more magic trick OkayGet in the car Good...