Clips with Sam Lerner

Envy Boy that flan was good I wish we had flan - Envy 00:57
Boy that flan was good I wish we had flan
Envy Daddy where's the flan - Envy 00:04
Daddy where's the flan
Monster House It's time for an in your face disgraceAre you okay My nose is in my brainsLet me see Oh my GodWhat You're a dork - Monster House 00:16
It's time for an in your face disgraceAre you okay My...
Monster House Let me see Oh my GodWhat You're a dork - Monster House 00:06
Let me see Oh my GodWhat You're a dork
Monster House When it's an accident - Monster House 00:14
When it's an accident
Monster House My dad's at the pharmacyand my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer - Monster House 00:06
My dad's at the pharmacyand my mom's at the movies...
Monster House You're really crazy right now Have you noticed thatI think you're just freaking out because you killed a guy today - Monster House 00:09
You're really crazy right now Have you noticed thatI...
Monster House Try and relax Be cool like me - Monster House 00:14
Try and relax Be cool like me
Monster House Detectable movement - Monster House 00:04
Detectable movement
Monster House Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got any beerWell hello thereThis is ChowderCharles to the ladiesJenny BennettTwo term class president at Westbrook PrepThat's a tough school to get into Yeah I got in but decided not to goIt's a girls' - Monster House 00:32
Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got...
Monster House Mocking us with its - Monster House 00:14
Mocking us with its
Monster House Is this pee Because if it is that's really grossIt's DJYou pee in bottlesWhat are you talking about That one's your pee - Monster House 00:14
Is this pee Because if it is that's really...
Monster House She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I don't spend time with guys like youBut a house just tried to eat me so you've got one hour - Monster House 00:21
She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I...
Monster House It's gonna be a bloodbath - Monster House 00:04
It's gonna be a bloodbath
Monster House Sir WhatI'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screenWhatOld man Nebbercracker's house is possessedI need to know how to destroy it before it kills peopleCalm down You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat itOh you like the - Monster House 01:39
Sir WhatI'm busy playing a video game without even...
Monster House All right little vacuum cleaner dummy I'm gonna move you into positionYou don't be scaredThat's not how I trained youI love you vacuum cleaner dummy - Monster House 00:14
All right little vacuum cleaner dummy I'm gonna move...
Monster House Hey listen I'm with you guys My cousin's a cop in MilwaukeeI mean kind of a cop He has a gun - Monster House 00:09
Hey listen I'm with you guys My cousin's a cop in...
Monster House What I thought if I shot the heart thatThat's not the heart Then what is itWell if those are the teeth and that's the tonguethen that must be the uvulaSo it's a girl houseWhat NoIt stimulates the gag reflex Everyone has a uvulaNot me - Monster House 00:26
What I thought if I shot the heart thatThat's not the...
Monster House And that's the tongue - Monster House 00:21
And that's the tongue
Monster House Then that must be the uvula - Monster House 00:18
Then that must be the uvula
Project Almanac We can all agree on something rightI mean you have to kill Hitler That's like Time Travel 101Naturally but none of us even speak German soThat's why God invented Google Translator DavidExactly They didn't have Wi Fi in 1939 - Project Almanac 00:12
We can all agree on something rightI mean you have to kill...
Project Almanac I've done every boring thing with you since first gradeOf course I'm coming - Project Almanac 00:06
I've done every boring thing with you since first...
Project Almanac We didn't invent anything first of allWe just put it together with the directions that we had over there soYou make it sound like we got it at IKEA - Project Almanac 00:09
We didn't invent anything first of allWe just put it...
Project Almanac The machine has given us everything - Project Almanac 00:24
The machine has given us everything