Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman quotes in movies

Vanellope Ralph Breaks the Internet poster Ralph Breaks the Internet Sheila The Book of Henry poster The Book of Henry Michelle (voice) Futurama: Bender's Big Score poster Futurama: Bender's Big Score Vanellope Wreck It Ralph poster Wreck It Ralph Patty Di Marco School of Rock poster School of Rock Alexi Darling Rent poster Rent Gladys Heldman Battle of the Sexes poster Battle of the Sexes Paula Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping poster Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Brenda There's Something About Mary poster There's Something About Mary Raving Bitch The Way of the Gun poster The Way of the Gun 2nd American Politics Assistant Bulworth poster Bulworth Geraldine Take This Waltz poster Take This Waltz Ruth A Million Ways to Die in the West poster A Million Ways to Die in the West Greeter The Muppets poster The Muppets Turran Overnight Delivery poster Overnight Delivery Ollie The Bob's Burgers Movie poster The Bob's Burgers Movie Parker Marry Me poster Marry Me Self Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed poster Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal... Self The Last Laugh poster The Last Laugh Sarah Benterman Don't Look Up poster Don't Look Up Warner Bros. Executive Space Jam: A New Legacy poster Space Jam: A New Legacy Denise Evolution poster Evolution Bethany Gravy poster Gravy Hillary Screwed poster Screwed Cheri Meyerwitz Peep World poster Peep World Laney Brooks I Smile Back poster I Smile Back Woman on Plane What Planet Are You From? poster What Planet Are You From? Self The Aristocrats poster The Aristocrats Carolyn The Bachelor poster The Bachelor Self The Unbelievers poster The Unbelievers Network Executive #3 Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Linda Heartbreakers poster Heartbreakers June Wallis Ashby poster Ashby Sarah Silverman Funny People poster Funny People Hadassah Guberman Crank Yankers poster Crank Yankers Sarah Silverman Louie poster Louie Michelle Futurama poster Futurama Josh's Right Hand Man Seeking Woman poster Man Seeking Woman Robositter Aqua Teen Hunger Force poster Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sarah Silverman The Sarah Silverman Program. poster The Sarah Silverman Program. Self - Comedian Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Ollie Bob's Burgers poster Bob's Burgers Self - Guest Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Helen Schiff Masters of Sex poster Masters of Sex Self Finding Your Roots poster Finding Your Roots Shirley Bernstein Maestro poster Maestro Vanellope Once Upon a Studio poster Once Upon a Studio Heather The League poster The League Self Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project poster Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Sarah Silverman

Overnight Delivery NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME POSITIVE I D - Overnight Delivery 00:37
NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME POSITIVE I D
Heartbreakers Oh yeah She's a delicate flower - Heartbreakers 00:04
Oh yeah She's a delicate flower
There's Something About... Listen to this one Seeking sensitive WASP doctorto share candlelit dinners long walks in Coconut Grove marriageIs she looking for a corpse You have to be specific when you write thoseYou have to say Seeking deaf mute with you knowthree pound cock and - There's Something About Mary 00:20
Listen to this one Seeking sensitive WASP doctorto share...
There's Something About... I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough energyto take me and Warren to a ball game and eat hot dogsI'm talking sausage hot dogs beer Not light beer but beer That's my ad Print it upMmmFatty who likes beer and golfGeez Mary where you gonna - There's Something About Mary 00:21
I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough...
The Way of the Gun He'S gonnafuckyou in the asS You likethat - The Way of the Gun 00:17
He'S gonnafuckyou in the asS You likethat
School of Rock Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars - School of Rock 00:20
Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars
School of Rock This is my apartment - School of Rock 00:17
This is my apartment
School of Rock What What is itDewey hey it's the first of the month andI'd like your share of the rent nowMan you know I don't have itYou wake me up for that Come on manSorryDewey I mean you owe me a lot of money as it isYeah try 2 200Okay you guysthe band is about to - School of Rock 02:15
What What is itDewey hey it's the first of the month...
School of Rock That is so typical - School of Rock 00:09
That is so typical
School of Rock She's got you brainwashed I'm workingThat's terrific But who are you babeThis is my apartment babeNot if you don't pay your rent it's not Get a jobI got a job I'll have rent by the end of the week Go tell the mayor - School of Rock 00:17
She's got you brainwashed I'm workingThat's...
School of Rock Come on man One show 20 000 prize we split it 60 40Grab your bass and come back to the garageI mean don't you miss rocking outIf you think anyone is gonna be in a band with youyou're more delusional than I thoughtDewey you know maybe it's time to give up - School of Rock 00:27
Come on man One show 20 000 prize we split it 60 40Grab your...
School of Rock It's one thing to throw your life awaybut to put Ned in jeopardy is selfishYou told me to be like Ned and get a jobI told you to be like Ned I didn't tell you to be NedYou're not gonna apologise You apologise for calling the copsI didn't murder anybody I - School of Rock 00:28
It's one thing to throw your life awaybut to put Ned in...
School of Rock Unbelievable After everything he's done to youThat is so typical Ned When will you stop being a pushoverWhen are you finally gonna start sticking up for yourself - School of Rock 00:13
Unbelievable After everything he's done to youThat is...
The Sarah Silverman Program. S02 • E14 PEGGY - The Sarah Silverman Program. 00:10
PEGGY
Marry Me Yeah this is ridiculous - Marry Me 00:12
Yeah this is ridiculous
Marry Me Are you at some point gonna be fun again - Marry Me 00:10
Are you at some point gonna be fun again
Marry Me You know he's not good with the back and forth - Marry Me 00:21
You know he's not good with the back and forth
Peep World This is supposed to be a happy occasion - Peep World 00:04
This is supposed to be a happy occasion
Peep World My dad is fucking the actress that plays his daughter - Peep World 00:07
My dad is fucking the actress that plays his daughter
Peep World I'm saying it's karma Nate - Peep World 00:10
I'm saying it's karma Nate
Peep World What are we gonna do if he dies - Peep World 00:11
What are we gonna do if he dies
Take This Waltz You look so well - Take This Waltz 00:13
You look so well
Take This Waltz Being the good new you know - Take This Waltz 00:17
Being the good new you know
Take This Waltz You think everything can be worked out if you just make the right move - Take This Waltz 00:21
You think everything can be worked out if you just make the...
Take This Waltz Life has a gap in it - Take This Waltz 00:13
Life has a gap in it
Take This Waltz It's harder to talk - Take This Waltz 00:19
It's harder to talk
A Million Ways to Die in the... Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me fucking you, don't you? I do. It's really - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:14
Yeah! Oh, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You like me...
A Million Ways to Die in the... Yeah this is my first vaginaYou've never seen oneNo I feel like I should have a piece of cake or somethingOkay you readyYeah OkayOkayWhatAre you in pain right nowYou don't like itNo I love itYeah yeah it's justIt looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:38
Yeah this is my first vaginaYou've never seen oneNo I...
A Million Ways to Die in the... You know there are a million ways to die in the West ClinchThere's uh famine disease gunfightsAnd uh wild animals You know like snakesAnd you know the funny thing isyou don't even have to get bittenAll you need is a little bit of the venomintroduced into - A Million Ways to Die in the West 01:00
You know there are a million ways to die in the West...
Ashby You notice anything - Ashby 00:20
You notice anything
Ashby He's told me how much his studies mean to him - Ashby 00:09
He's told me how much his studies mean to him
Ashby So What do you eat on picnics Sandwiches - Ashby 00:05
So What do you eat on picnics Sandwiches
Popstar: Never Stop Never... PAULA I'd love to get Conner to the point - Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 00:15
PAULA I'd love to get Conner to the point
Popstar: Never Stop Never... Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free time - Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 00:08
Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free...
The Book of Henry Sheila - The Book of Henry 00:16
Sheila
The Book of Henry Sheila - The Book of Henry 00:32
Sheila
The Book of Henry Hello Hank - The Book of Henry 01:44
Hello Hank
Battle of the Sexes Are we really gonna do this - Battle of the Sexes 00:13
Are we really gonna do this
Ralph Breaks the Internet Okay My turn my turn Um I got oneGreat but can you make ita little more challenging this timeOkay Check this outI spy with my little eyesomething yellowand round and it eats dotsSeriously RalphYeah seriously You're never gonna get itWell obviously it's - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:47
Okay My turn my turn Um I got oneGreat but can you make ita...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Knew it All right riddle me thisdo you or do you not think that Zangief waxesNo way Look at the guy He looks like a yetiI don't knowI mean if the fur were confined to his chestI might agreebut look at those two very specifictuffets of shin hairpoking out - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:32
Knew it All right riddle me thisdo you or do you not think...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Wait What'd you say Felix - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:08
Wait What'd you say Felix
Ralph Breaks the Internet Ralph what is wrong with youStart churning butterand put on your church shoes little sister'cause we're about to blast offWhat are you even talking aboutOh we're going to the Internet - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:14
Ralph what is wrong with youStart churning butterand put on...
Ralph Breaks the Internet We're going to the Internet We're going to the Internet - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:04
We're going to the Internet We're going to the...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Sweet mother of monkey milk - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:04
Sweet mother of monkey milk
Ralph Breaks the Internet Interesting you don't seem to have a search historyWell let's start one for youWhat can KnowsMore help you find todayUm Umbrella UmbrageUmami Uma Thurman NoNoah's Ark No Doubt Nordstrom RackErrErgonomics Urban Outfitters Urkel played by Jaleel WhiteLooks - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:37
Interesting you don't seem to have a search historyWell...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together againThis guy's a little soft boiledI'm pretty sure he's just trying toguess what you're gonna sayYes I'm sorrybut my autofill is a touch aggressive todayLet me try ebay Sugar Rushsteering wheelOhI only found - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:32
Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together againThis...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Ladies and gentlemen the next item upa black velvet painting of a sorrowful kittenBidding starts at 49 99850 for the beaver - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen the next item upa black velvet painting...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Shank is for real coolRightShe is notI'm the cool one getting all the hearts - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:08
Shank is for real coolRightShe is notI'm the cool one...
Ralph Breaks the Internet That looks so fun - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:11
That looks so fun
Ralph Breaks the Internet Jeez Louise this place is bonkers WhoaTo infinity and beyondAw come on Princesses and cartoon charactersLameHey easy thereOh I mean no offense or anythingWell time to get to work - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:29
Jeez Louise this place is bonkers WhoaTo infinity and...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Aw come on Princesses and cartoon characters - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:05
Aw come on Princesses and cartoon characters
Ralph Breaks the Internet Yeah um in Captain America The First AvengerRed Skull refers to Yggdrasilthe World Tree Guardian of Wisdom and FateAre we to believe sirthat you are a descendant of that treeI am GrootOkay okay Thank you very muchUm what is Drax really likeI am Groot - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:29
Yeah um in Captain America The First AvengerRed Skull refers...
Ralph Breaks the Internet That's unauthorized clickbait You're coming with us kid - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:05
That's unauthorized clickbait You're coming with...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Whoa whoa Ladies I can explainSee I'm a princess tooWait what YeahPrincess Vanellope Von Schweetzof the uh Sugar Rush Von SchweetzesI'm sure you've heard of usIt'd be embarrassing for you if you haven'tHuh What kind of a princess are youWhat kindDo you - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:33
Whoa whoa Ladies I can explainSee I'm a princess...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Then I have to assume you made a dealwith an underwater sea witchwhere she took your voicein exchange for a pair of human legsNo Good Lord who would do thatHave you ever had True Love's KissEw BarfDo you have daddy issuesI don't even have a momNeither do - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:28
Then I have to assume you made a dealwith an underwater sea...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Who made your gownI've never seen anything quite like itOh this old thingOh I'd so love to have one of my ownAs would I Me tooSo cool Best outfit everOoh I want one too you guysI'll get my mice on thisSo this is loveAll hail Princess Vanellope the queen - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:26
Who made your gownI've never seen anything quite like...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Oh steering wheel Oh steering wheelOh yes I want a steering wheel - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:10
Oh steering wheel Oh steering wheelOh yes I want a steering...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Well there is a lot to unpack hereMmm hmmSo this steering wheel you sing ofthat's a metaphorOh no no no it's not a metaphor I justI literally want a steering wheelI think the issue is I was a little pitchyMaybe a littleBut sometimes your song can't - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:55
Well there is a lot to unpack hereMmm hmmSo this steering...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Well I guess it's back to the gowns girlsIt was lovely to meet you VanellopeAnd best of luck finding your songUh huhWhat did she just sayWe don't know We can't understand herShe's from the other studio - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:23
Well I guess it's back to the gowns girlsIt was lovely...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Why would I ever spend another second with youafter what you did - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:06
Why would I ever spend another second with youafter what you...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Vanellope where are you goingWherever you're notWait a minute I can explainNo You will not follow meVanellope pleaseA friend would never do what you did NeverSo you leave me aloneVanellope no no no PleasePlease What did I do - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:20
Vanellope where are you goingWherever you're notWait a...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Either you put all the clones in therapyNot very realisticOr the anti virus district is surroundedby a gate made from security softwareIf Vanellope could somehowlead all of the clones through the gatethey would be deleted all at onceSort of a co dependent - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:28
Either you put all the clones in therapyNot very realisticOr...
Ralph Breaks the Internet Ooh ooh ooh I wanna try I wanna tryMy turn my turnPancake MilkshakeMilkshake MilkshakePancake PancakeMilkshake MilkshakeI'm starting to understand why people like this gameVery zenHey everybody look what I foundMore pancakes SweetLet's speed it up Pancake - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:43
Ooh ooh ooh I wanna try I wanna tryMy turn my turnPancake...
The Bob's Burgers Movie OLLIE: Mr. Belcher, do you have a backup restaurant, - The Bob's Burgers Movie 00:06
OLLIE: Mr. Belcher, do you have a backup restaurant,