Clips with Seth MacFarlane

Ted Thunder buddies for life - Ted 01:15 Thunder buddies for life Ted You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder - Ted 01:15 You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little... Ted I hear the fat kid running - Ted 00:17 I hear the fat kid running Ted Stick your finger in the loop of my tag - Ted 01:02 Stick your finger in the loop of my tag Ted We have been dating for four years tomorrow - Ted 00:32 We have been dating for four years tomorrow Ted What's the special on Tuesdays - Ted 01:33 What's the special on Tuesdays Ted You think you got what it takes - Ted 00:45 You think you got what it takes Ted I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that - Ted 00:56 I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that Ted You're home early - Ted 02:33 You're home early Ted Your magical wish worked - Ted 01:09 Your magical wish worked Ted I just had a great idea - Ted 00:31 I just had a great idea Ted We'll do it your way - Ted 01:26 We'll do it your way Ted I was sending a Tweet - Ted 00:11 I was sending a Tweet Ted Company's turning 20 - Ted 00:20 Company's turning 20 Ted We are gonna party like the '80s - Ted 00:34 We are gonna party like the '80s Ted Play 'Chopsticks' - Ted 01:53 Play 'Chopsticks' Ted There's a shit on the floor - Ted 00:19 There's a shit on the floor Ted I don't know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with complaints - Ted 00:34 I don't know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with... Ted To John Bennett - Ted 02:30 To John Bennett Ted I belong to John Bennett - Ted 00:33 I belong to John Bennett Ted What do you mean - Ted 03:25 What do you mean Ted I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends - Ted 03:25 I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends Ted Teddy Rux fuckin' pin - Ted 00:28 Teddy Rux fuckin' pin Ted I thought  you  were gonna be funnier - Ted 00:22 I thought you were gonna be funnier Ted Loves you very much - Ted 02:23 Loves you very much Ted You can sing any 90's song with just vowels - Ted 00:16 You can sing any 90's song with just vowels Ted Why are you crying - Ted 00:17 Why are you crying Ted I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow - Ted 00:21 I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow Ted What's going on - Ted 03:30 What's going on Ted You gotta get over here - Ted 03:30 You gotta get over here Ted You guys seem pretty cool - Ted 00:41 You guys seem pretty cool Ted Thank you very much - Ted 00:56 Thank you very much Ted Welcome back Ted - Ted 00:21 Welcome back Ted Ted When I was a little boy - Ted 01:25 When I was a little boy Ted I look like Snuggles' accountant - Ted 00:14 I look like Snuggles' accountant Ted Lori was right about you - Ted 02:14 Lori was right about you Ted We are gonna party like the 80s - Ted 00:23 We are gonna party like the 80s Ted I've got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house - Ted 00:23 I've got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house Ted Let's just find a better place to get stoned - Ted 00:16 Let's just find a better place to get stoned Ted What are you doing here - Ted 00:29 What are you doing here Ted Not looking up your towel - Ted 00:29 Not looking up your towel Ted You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori - Ted 01:36 You got to let me help you make things right with you and... Ted Me and Ted are going to be best friends - Ted 00:52 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Ted I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and - Ted 01:47 I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and Ted All I'm saying is that Boston women are - Ted 01:27 All I'm saying is that Boston women are Ted That's bullshit - Ted 01:27 That's bullshit Ted I'm acting like a cock - Ted 00:54 I'm acting like a cock Ted Thank Christ you made it - Ted 00:47 Thank Christ you made it Ted Son of a bitch - Ted 00:23 Son of a bitch Ted I look like the robot from Aliens - Ted 00:14 I look like the robot from Aliens Ted Let's see how well you know these streets - Ted 00:15 Let's see how well you know these streets Ted You are acting like a cock - Ted 00:12 You are acting like a cock Ted 2 Did you hear that - Ted 2 00:42 Did you hear that Ted 2 I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal - Ted 2 01:59 I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal Ted 2 Is that correct - Ted 2 01:59 Is that correct Ted 2 What's your middle name - Ted 2 00:25 What's your middle name Ted 2 We need a historical event - Ted 2 01:40 We need a historical event Ted 2 Did you see that - Ted 2 00:56 Did you see that Ted 2 What the hell are you doing - Ted 2 01:42 What the hell are you doing Ted 2 What's the matter - Ted 2 01:42 What's the matter Ted 2 What are you talking about - Ted 2 01:42 What are you talking about Ted 2 What's going on - Ted 2 01:42 What's going on Ted 2 I got 'Kramer vs - Ted 2 00:42 I got 'Kramer vs Ted 2 Do you consider yourself to be human - Ted 2 00:39 Do you consider yourself to be human Ted 2 Are you fucking crazy - Ted 2 00:52 Are you fucking crazy Ted 2 I'm blinking it in - Ted 2 00:26 I'm blinking it in Ted 2 That barn just came out of nowhere - Ted 2 00:14 That barn just came out of nowhere Ted 2 And I'm standing up for the homos - Ted 2 00:38 And I'm standing up for the homos Ted 2 What are you doing here - Ted 2 01:17 What are you doing here Ted 2 I thought that was you - Ted 2 01:17 I thought that was you Ted 2 What do you mean - Ted 2 00:38 What do you mean Ted 2 What are you doing - Ted 2 00:38 What are you doing Ted 2 What the hell is wrong with you - Ted 2 00:38 What the hell is wrong with you Ted 2 Do you love your wife - Ted 2 00:41 Do you love your wife Ted 2 Can either of you tell me who wrote the Great Gatsby - Ted 2 01:41 Can either of you tell me who wrote the Great Gatsby Ted 2 That weed is really good - Ted 2 01:00 That weed is really good Ted 2 I really love that Neil Diamond - Ted 2 01:10 I really love that Neil Diamond Ted 2 You see them two white niggers over there - Ted 2 00:48 You see them two white niggers over there Ted 2 You piece of shit - Ted 2 00:43 You piece of shit Ted 2 Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip - Ted 2 01:11 Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this... Ted 2 I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go - Ted 2 01:05 I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go Ted 2 We don't wanna take any chances - Ted 2 01:36 We don't wanna take any chances Ted 2 You know what this is - Ted 2 01:27 You know what this is Ted 2 I think I wanna sleep on a bed made of your voice - Ted 2 00:17 I think I wanna sleep on a bed made of your voice Ted 2 Was it just kissing last night - Ted 2 00:18 Was it just kissing last night