Seth MacFarlane quotes in movies

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:21

Hey Stewie How 'bout Daddy teaches ya how to swim

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:13

Come on Stewie Don't be afraid

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:08

Um You know feel free to say no to this but

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:07

Ready Good luck Stewie

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:05

Ew A Band Aid

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:06

Thanks so much Peter

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:12

Hey Brian Brian What

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:10

This is the most absolutely perfectly destroyed spider web

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:21

Look I really don't want to go to hell but I can't...

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:16

Hey Everybody look I'm gonna do I'm gonna do...

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:04

You're drunk You're sexy

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:21

You know what Give me your keys

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:05

Hey Lois Thought you might be in the mood for a classic

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:27

What are you doing Well you heard Captain Syphilis

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:08

Oh very well I suppose I'll go pump the chemical toilet

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:08

Just last summer I went back to visitJesus Christ

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:05

She's still alive What the hell man

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:09

Oh hi Ron Who is that fellow He looks so familiar

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:08

Let me tell you something 'Nessa a bullet sounds the...

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:21

I say what happened to his leg Oh wait now I remember

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:10

We'll have to borrow the money from Mommy and Daddy

Stewie Griffin: The Untold... 00:12

I think it would have to be Fuck

Ted 03:25

I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends

Ted 00:29

Not looking up your towel

Ted 00:54

Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive

Ted 00:05

I thought you were going to be funnier

Ted 00:31

Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the...

Ted 00:10

I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...

Ted 00:06

MAN Asshole

Ted 00:12

Well we've been dating four years tomorrow

Ted 00:29

I don't understand

Ted 00:06

TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M

Ted 00:34

Lori hey you're home early

Ted 00:09

There is a shit on my floor

Ted 00:12

I look stupid

Ted 00:04

I don't I look like Snuggle's accountant

Ted 00:19

So you think you got what it takes

Ted 00:37

I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...

Ted 00:05

All right look let's just find a better place to get...

Ted 00:29

There we go

Ted 00:21

Oh hey listen try this

Ted 00:27

TED Stick your finger in the loop of my tag

Ted 00:51

You me and Lori and what's her name

Ted 00:13

Are you out here all alone

Ted 00:05

I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive

Ted 00:37

TED Johnny where are you You got to get over here man

Ted 00:31

Thanks Flash

Ted 00:14

We are going to party like the '80s

Ted 00:28

Look Johnny if we're ever going to

Ted 00:25

Trust me I can do this Shut up

Ted 00:10

Hey Johnny I just had a great idea

Ted 00:04

You can do any '90s song with just vowels

Ted 00:05

See There proof Garfield's eyes look like a pair of...

Ted 00:07

Making out with that Van Wilder looking guy

Ted 00:22

You know what You're acting like a cock You know that

Ted 00:36

Lori was right about you

Ted 00:14

Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning

Ted 00:07

SOBBING Why are you crying

Ted 00:37

You got to let me help you make things right with you and...

Ted 00:36

TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut

Ted 00:34

And then you can say whatever you want

Ted 00:35

So if you just give him one more chance

Ted 00:06

Yeah it's kind of funny actually

Ted 00:36

You know Ted when I was a little boy

Ted 00:30

Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy

Ted 00:36

All right kid you win We'll do it your way

Ted 00:05

I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running

Ted 00:04

Let's see how well you know these streets

Ted 00:04

Back off Susan Boyle

Ted 00:16

You're mine Ted