Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen quotes in movies

Morton Schmidt 22 Jump Street poster 22 Jump Street Mantis Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Frank Sausage Party poster Sausage Party Pumbaa The Lion King poster The Lion King Ship Captain Shrek the Third poster Shrek the Third Fred Flarsky Long Shot poster Long Shot Steve Wozniak Steve Jobs poster Steve Jobs Ricky Danforth Donnie Darko poster Donnie Darko Kyle 50/50 poster 50/50 Sandy The Disaster Artist poster The Disaster Artist Mantis Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Officer Michaels Superbad poster Superbad Eager Cameraman Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Paul Paul poster Paul Sporting Goods Manager Step Brothers poster Step Brothers Hogsqueal The Spiderwick Chronicles poster The Spiderwick Chronicles Dale Denton Pineapple Express poster Pineapple Express Morton Horton Hears a Who! poster Horton Hears a Who! Cal The 40 Year Old Virgin poster The 40 Year Old Virgin Ben Stone Knocked Up poster Knocked Up Aaron Rapaport The Interview poster The Interview Zack Zack and Miri Make a Porno poster Zack and Miri Make a Porno Lou Take This Waltz poster Take This Waltz Mantis Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Herschel Greenbaum An American Pickle poster An American Pickle Viking Man Zeroville poster Zeroville B.O.B. Monsters vs Aliens poster Monsters vs Aliens Mac Radner Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising poster Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Gary Arizona poster Arizona Jeff Like Father poster Like Father Isaac The Night Before poster The Night Before Mac Radner Neighbors poster Neighbors Britt Reid The Green Hornet poster The Green Hornet Seth Rogen This Is the End poster This Is the End Neil You, Me and Dupree poster You, Me and Dupree Self With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story poster With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story Eager Cameraman Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Andrew Brewster The Guilt Trip poster The Guilt Trip Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Ronnie Observe and Report poster Observe and Report Jerry For a Good Time, Call poster For a Good Time, Call Admiral Seasholtz Fanboys poster Fanboys Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Ira Wright Funny People poster Funny People Seth Goldberg Big Mouth poster Big Mouth Bob Dawson's Creek poster Dawson's Creek Self - Guest The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Bennie Loewy The Fabelmans poster The Fabelmans Self The Chef Show poster The Chef Show Rand Pam & Tommy poster Pam & Tommy Drug Dealer The Boys Presents: Diabolical poster The Boys Presents: Diabolical 1 episode, 2021 Chicago Party Aunt poster Chicago Party Aunt Seth Rogen Muppets Now poster Muppets Now Donkey Kong The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster The Super Mario Bros. Movie Allen the Alien Invincible poster Invincible Seth Rogen The Boys poster The Boys Self - Survivalist Naked and Afraid poster Naked and Afraid Husband Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Will Platonic poster Platonic Self MythBusters poster MythBusters Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Bob the Warrior Viking Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers poster Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Little Girl Loiter Squad poster Loiter Squad Susan Future Man poster Future Man Gabe Plotkin Dumb Money poster Dumb Money Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Self Paper Heart poster Paper Heart Dirty Randy The League poster The League Mantis Kung Fu Panda 4 poster Kung Fu Panda 4 Pumbaa Mufasa: The Lion King poster Mufasa: The Lion King Thor Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Seth Rogen

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Donnie Darko I like your boobs - Donnie Darko 00:04
I like your boobs
The 40 Year Old Virgin Oh manI had a weekend YeahWe went to Tijuana Mexico you knowand we thought it would be fun you know to go to this showEveryone's You gotta check out one of these showsAnd you know it's a woman fucking a horseWe get there and you know we think it's gonna - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Oh manI had a weekend YeahWe went to Tijuana Mexico you...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once
The 40 Year Old Virgin So this is your first time getting body waxedYes it isTake off your shirt OkayWe're gonna need more waxI'm staying This is gonna be goodAnd clear all my appointments in the afternoon - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
So this is your first time getting body waxedYes it isTake...
The 40 Year Old Virgin She starts doing his pubes I'm out of here - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
She starts doing his pubes I'm out of here
The 40 Year Old Virgin I kind of thought you were a serial killer - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
I kind of thought you were a serial killer
The 40 Year Old Virgin Something wrong with her underpantsYeah they're not in my mouth - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Something wrong with her underpantsYeah they're not in...
The 40 Year Old Virgin It's like this When I was growing pot I realizedthat the more seeds I planted Thank youthe more pot I could ultimately smokeI think I have all the advice that I can handle right nowDon't get bitterI'm not bitter I almost lost a nipple okayThat was Jay's - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:58
It's like this When I was growing pot I realizedthat...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Okay The problem most men have isthey don't know how to talk to womenYou know what my problem is I am not interestingWhat am I supposed to say I went to magic campI'm an accomplished ventriloquistI am a seventh degree imperial yo yo masterDo me yo yo - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:25
Okay The problem most men have isthey don't know how to...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Here be David Caruso in JadeOkay I know exactly what you're talking about - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Here be David Caruso in JadeOkay I know exactly what...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You wait for it to grow into a plantand then you fuck the plant - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You wait for it to grow into a plantand then you fuck the...
The 40 Year Old Virgin He thinks you're a pothead I am - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
He thinks you're a pothead I am
The 40 Year Old Virgin You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazyI moved I changed my e mail address my phone numberHe's practically stalking meWell I didn't know all that So I'm sorry - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin PMsand you see if you could whack off before you fall asleepYou always win is the best part about the game - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...
The 40 Year Old Virgin So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this and then in a year it's like You knowI'm kind of going - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:43
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay
The 40 Year Old Virgin You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the movie Maid in ManhattanYou know how I know you're gay HowI saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread onceYou know how I know you're gay HowYou have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:29
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you knowWhat is she going to think when she comes in here - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:11
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
The 40 Year Old Virgin What's up dawg What happened How was the date with TrishIt was a disaster ReallyYes I've never been more embarrassed in my lifeCouldn't get the condoms to workAnd one of them exploded on my ballsAnd then her kid walked in the roomWait Hold upShe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:42
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou test her with this shit okayHere tell me Tell me This is how it's gonna go Tell meI'm a virgin SweetI like that because you don't have chlamydiaAnd I know that and that shit is everywhere - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou...
The 40 Year Old Virgin What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man I'm going to'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liarand the message was Don't lieAnd that was a smart movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man...
The 40 Year Old Virgin That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like Jack PalanceWell she's no Jack PalanceNo If Jack Palance looked like that ladyI would want to fuck Jack Palance right now - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote
The 40 Year Old Virgin Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your birthday - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your...
The 40 Year Old Virgin So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I have electronics in my homePerfect That's the job pretty much You're very well qualified - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is good Yes isn't itI always feel bad when I watch it baked'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lotand poor Gandhi isfucking starving his ass off Starving I know - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Techfor you okayI should have hired a 300 pound guywho could lift a 60 inch flat screenBut instead I hired a hot girlwho can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart...
The 40 Year Old Virgin You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to drink How many pots have you smokenWhat are you talking - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one...
Shrek the Third You're finishedUh with yourjourney - Shrek the Third 00:09
You're finishedUh with yourjourney
The Spiderwick Chronicles Do birds live in these little houses - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:26
Do birds live in these little houses
The Spiderwick Chronicles I have given you the sight - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:19
I have given you the sight
The Spiderwick Chronicles Here's our plan - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:46
Here's our plan
The Spiderwick Chronicles I like that plan - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:23
I like that plan
The Spiderwick Chronicles Fly while you can - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:19
Fly while you can
The Spiderwick Chronicles Don't go up there - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:44
Don't go up there
The Spiderwick Chronicles More humongous humans - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:29
More humongous humans
The Spiderwick Chronicles Death to the ogre - The Spiderwick Chronicles 00:40
Death to the ogre
Kung Fu Panda If he's smart he won't come back up those steps - Kung Fu Panda 00:13
If he's smart he won't come back up those steps
Kung Fu Panda I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better - Kung Fu Panda 00:20
I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better
Kung Fu Panda Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before - Kung Fu Panda 00:46
Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before
Kung Fu Panda What Nothing Master Shifu - Kung Fu Panda 00:24
What Nothing Master Shifu
Kung Fu Panda Monkey - Kung Fu Panda 00:06
Monkey
Horton Hears a Who! Is it the bad Vlad or the Bunny Vlad that makes the CookiesYeah Horton She's sending you a Bunny with cookiesI think we can assume it's not bad VladYeah that's good call - Horton Hears a Who! 00:14
Is it the bad Vlad or the Bunny Vlad that makes the...
Horton Hears a Who! Please for me just this once be faithful 99 of the timeI've never gone 99 on anythingI think I'm awesome So come on - Horton Hears a Who! 00:12
Please for me just this once be faithful 99 of the...
Horton Hears a Who! I meant to what I said and I said what I meantI'm gonna say itYou can that all days it's not happen thenAn elephant's faithful 100 That's rightThat's my code My motto - Horton Hears a Who! 00:17
I meant to what I said and I said what I meantI'm gonna...
Horton Hears a Who! My buddy Morton for being the only who stood by meWell not right by me he hidden in the bushessending me good thoughtsHe's smallDude you're a worrier poet - Horton Hears a Who! 00:13
My buddy Morton for being the only who stood by meWell not...
You, Me and Dupree Shit balls - You, Me and Dupree 00:27
Shit balls
You, Me and Dupree Do I smell like beer Yeah - You, Me and Dupree 00:10
Do I smell like beer Yeah
You, Me and Dupree How the hell did Dupree end up on the wrong island - You, Me and Dupree 00:10
How the hell did Dupree end up on the wrong island
You, Me and Dupree Why don't you watch it in your house - You, Me and Dupree 00:05
Why don't you watch it in your house
You, Me and Dupree Did you actually throw away your porn collection - You, Me and Dupree 00:11
Did you actually throw away your porn collection
You, Me and Dupree Don't tell me you want the porn back because you can't have it - You, Me and Dupree 00:07
Don't tell me you want the porn back because you...
You, Me and Dupree You cannot come in here - You, Me and Dupree 00:17
You cannot come in here
Knocked Up Fuck Fuck My hands - Knocked Up 00:10
Fuck Fuck My hands
Knocked Up Your face looks like Robin Williams's knuckles - Knocked Up 00:04
Your face looks like Robin Williams's knuckles
Knocked Up If any of us get laid tonightit's because of Eric Bana in Munich I agree with that - Knocked Up 00:06
If any of us get laid tonightit's because of Eric Bana...
Knocked Up I'm glad I'm not a Jew - Knocked Up 00:12
I'm glad I'm not a Jew
Knocked Up You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama - Knocked Up 00:05
You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm...
Knocked Up Bye I gotta goSadie might have the chicken poxI had the chicken pox three timesI have no immunity to itWe don't have the heart to tell him it's herpesIt's not herpes if it's everywhere - Knocked Up 00:14
Bye I gotta goSadie might have the chicken poxI had the...
Knocked Up I love your curly hair It's so funkyDo you like use product or anythingNo that's uh I use uh Jew it's called - Knocked Up 00:09
I love your curly hair It's so funkyDo you like use...
Knocked Up Hey HeyI'm nakedYeahWhispering Did we have sexYesNice - Knocked Up 00:15
Hey HeyI'm nakedYeahWhispering Did we have sexYesNice
Knocked Up You know the best thing for hangover is weedDo you smoke Do you smoke weedNot really You don'tNo At allMm mmmLike in the morningNo I just don'tYou know it's like It is like the best medicineLaughs 'Cause it fixes everythingJonah broke his elbow onceWe - Knocked Up 00:25
You know the best thing for hangover is weedDo you smoke Do...
Knocked Up I'm actually doing my first on air interview today soWith who Uh Matthew FoxMatthew Fox from Lost YeahYou know what's interesting about him WhatNothing What - Knocked Up 00:11
I'm actually doing my first on air interview today...
Knocked Up Yeah that was brutal - Knocked Up 00:04
Yeah that was brutal
Knocked Up Hey I live in your phone Oh - Knocked Up 00:05
Hey I live in your phone Oh
Knocked Up It still clicks - Knocked Up 00:07
It still clicks
Knocked Up Here goes Um I'm pregnantFuck off What - Knocked Up 00:07
Here goes Um I'm pregnantFuck off What