Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen quotes in movies

Morton Schmidt 22 Jump Street poster 22 Jump Street Mantis Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Frank Sausage Party poster Sausage Party Pumbaa The Lion King poster The Lion King Ship Captain Shrek the Third poster Shrek the Third Fred Flarsky Long Shot poster Long Shot Steve Wozniak Steve Jobs poster Steve Jobs Ricky Danforth Donnie Darko poster Donnie Darko Kyle 50/50 poster 50/50 Sandy The Disaster Artist poster The Disaster Artist Mantis Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Officer Michaels Superbad poster Superbad Eager Cameraman Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Paul Paul poster Paul Sporting Goods Manager Step Brothers poster Step Brothers Hogsqueal The Spiderwick Chronicles poster The Spiderwick Chronicles Dale Denton Pineapple Express poster Pineapple Express Morton Horton Hears a Who! poster Horton Hears a Who! Cal The 40 Year Old Virgin poster The 40 Year Old Virgin Ben Stone Knocked Up poster Knocked Up Aaron Rapaport The Interview poster The Interview Zack Zack and Miri Make a Porno poster Zack and Miri Make a Porno Lou Take This Waltz poster Take This Waltz Mantis Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Herschel Greenbaum An American Pickle poster An American Pickle Viking Man Zeroville poster Zeroville B.O.B. Monsters vs Aliens poster Monsters vs Aliens Mac Radner Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising poster Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Gary Arizona poster Arizona Jeff Like Father poster Like Father Isaac The Night Before poster The Night Before Mac Radner Neighbors poster Neighbors Britt Reid The Green Hornet poster The Green Hornet Seth Rogen This Is the End poster This Is the End Neil You, Me and Dupree poster You, Me and Dupree Self With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story poster With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story Eager Cameraman Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Andrew Brewster The Guilt Trip poster The Guilt Trip Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Ronnie Observe and Report poster Observe and Report Jerry For a Good Time, Call poster For a Good Time, Call Admiral Seasholtz Fanboys poster Fanboys Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Ira Wright Funny People poster Funny People Seth Goldberg Big Mouth poster Big Mouth Bob Dawson's Creek poster Dawson's Creek Self - Guest The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Bennie Loewy The Fabelmans poster The Fabelmans Self The Chef Show poster The Chef Show Rand Pam & Tommy poster Pam & Tommy Drug Dealer The Boys Presents: Diabolical poster The Boys Presents: Diabolical 1 episode, 2021 Chicago Party Aunt poster Chicago Party Aunt Seth Rogen Muppets Now poster Muppets Now Donkey Kong The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster The Super Mario Bros. Movie Allen the Alien Invincible poster Invincible Seth Rogen The Boys poster The Boys Self - Survivalist Naked and Afraid poster Naked and Afraid Husband Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Will Platonic poster Platonic Self MythBusters poster MythBusters Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Bob the Warrior Viking Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers poster Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Little Girl Loiter Squad poster Loiter Squad Susan Future Man poster Future Man Gabe Plotkin Dumb Money poster Dumb Money Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Self Paper Heart poster Paper Heart Dirty Randy The League poster The League Mantis Kung Fu Panda 4 poster Kung Fu Panda 4 Pumbaa Mufasa: The Lion King poster Mufasa: The Lion King Thor Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Seth Rogen

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Knocked Up What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby - Knocked Up 00:07
What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby
Knocked Up Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk - Knocked Up 00:05
Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk
Knocked Up I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe hollowed out a penis and put it on What the fuck - Knocked Up 00:08
I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe...
Knocked Up You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm the best thing that ever happened to you YeahNow I just feel bad for you Laughs - Knocked Up 00:11
You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm...
Knocked Up Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint of SpanishExactly I I'm not good with accents Laughs - Knocked Up 00:07
Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint...
Knocked Up What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll right bring it backHe's playing fetch with my kidsHe's treating my kids like they're dogs - Knocked Up 00:15
What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll...
Knocked Up I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubblesThat's sadIt's totally sadTheir smiling faces just point outyour inability to enjoy anything - Knocked Up 00:13
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like...
Knocked Up Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I just have some No - Knocked Up 00:09
Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I...
Knocked Up How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're single She's not singleShe's just not marriedAre you two together - Knocked Up 00:10
How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're...
Knocked Up God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of BenI don't give a shit about BenSorry Ben It's okay I didn't think she did anyway - Knocked Up 00:12
God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of...
Knocked Up You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh Don't drink and bone - Knocked Up 00:06
You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh...
Knocked Up Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin - Knocked Up 00:06
Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin
Knocked Up Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoesImpersonating De Niro My shoesHey there's all this baby goo on itImpersonating De Niro These shoesAllison Laughs Hey on these shoesDid you puke on my shoes Did your - Knocked Up 00:18
Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks...
Knocked Up I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88 - Knocked Up 00:05
I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88
Knocked Up Okay Do you wanna do it doggie styleNo I do not want you to fuck me like a dogI'm not fucking you like a dog It's doggie styleStuttering It's It's just the style It's not like a dogWe don't have to go outside or anything - Knocked Up 00:18
Okay Do you wanna do it doggie styleNo I do not want you to...
Knocked Up Fuck me - Knocked Up 00:04
Fuck me
Knocked Up Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls - Knocked Up 00:05
Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls
Knocked Up That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the vaginaon the way out LaughingYeah I heard him That was hilarious - Knocked Up 00:10
That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the...
Knocked Up It's a girl Buy some pink shit Nice - Knocked Up 00:05
It's a girl Buy some pink shit Nice
Knocked Up You know what Go Go fuck your fucking bongyou fuck I will fuck my bongDoggy style for once Loud Groan - Knocked Up 00:10
You know what Go Go fuck your fucking bongyou fuck I will...
Knocked Up What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeyeYou get it from poo particles makin' their way into your ocular cavitiesHey Ben How's it goin' YoUm I farted on - Knocked Up 00:50
What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other...
Knocked Up Now that's how you get pinkeye - Knocked Up 00:05
Now that's how you get pinkeye
Knocked Up Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not funnyThat's This is sickThis is a sick movieThat's a lot of responsibility to be joking aboutThat's not funnyI gotta turn this off It's freaking me outThere are five different types of chairs in this - Knocked Up 00:49
Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not...
Knocked Up These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta here manThere's too many chairs for one room - Knocked Up 00:07
These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta...
Knocked Up I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read the baby books'Cause then it's real you knowDude it's real whether or not you read those booksThat baby's comin'Oh manThink they'll take us backYesBut I don't know whyDo you ever wonder how somebody - Knocked Up 01:59
I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read...
Knocked Up You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be fineand nothing is fineNothing is fineBen I've been divorced three timesLaughs Why would you listen to me - Knocked Up 00:13
You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be...
Knocked Up HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just smokin' a joint drinkin' some beers You know rockin' - Knocked Up 00:10
HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just...
Knocked Up I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I didn't - Knocked Up 00:06
I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I...
Knocked Up Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's upAllison's going into labor and you are not fucking here No Where are youYou're at a fuckin' bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shitAnd you know what I'm gonna have to do nowI'm - Knocked Up 00:32
Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's...
Knocked Up I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I understand how you feelbut this isn't up to youLook Debbieyou are high off your assif you think you're comin' into that roomIf you take one step towards that doorI will tell Security there's a crazy - Knocked Up 00:39
I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I...
Knocked Up Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very confusing to DaddySo I listened to the most literal translation of thatand I just did it all readyWhat would you doDon't tell Mommybut it was the smartest thing I ever did listening to her'cause now - Knocked Up 00:21
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very...
Knocked Up I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of usOh it definitely isThat's why I got one in East L A the rentIt's hugeThe only thing is we have to decideif we're Crips or Bloods before we get thereWell I look good in red I look good in blueThe - Knocked Up 00:18
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of...
Knocked Up Ben No these guys can honk all they wantI ain't going faster than 12It might take us around three hours to get home though - Knocked Up 00:08
Ben No these guys can honk all they wantI ain't going...
Fanboys I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory - Fanboys 00:13
I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's...
Fanboys What is the Klingon translation for You're gonna die a virgin - Fanboys 00:07
What is the Klingon translation for You're gonna die a...
Fanboys Yeah Yeah Okay Hilarious everyone - Fanboys 00:45
Yeah Yeah Okay Hilarious everyone
Fanboys Just take a look see here - Fanboys 00:13
Just take a look see here
Superbad Look okayHe assaulted the customer grabbed the cash and ran outSoHow How How HowSay when height wise I'm gonna start up here tell me whenI'll start on the bottom and WhenWhatever 5'10 is he was 5'10Ethnically I mean did WhatI mean was he Was he like us - Superbad 01:25
Look okayHe assaulted the customer grabbed the cash and ran...
Superbad Okay and how old are you McLovin Old enoughOld enough for whatTo party - Superbad 00:13
Okay and how old are you McLovin Old enoughOld enough for...
Superbad When I first joined the force - Superbad 00:38
When I first joined the force
Superbad Excuse me sir Stop what you are doing at once - Superbad 00:05
Excuse me sir Stop what you are doing at once
Superbad Yeah seriously How's it going with the ladiesIt's not the going with the ladies I care aboutit's the coming - Superbad 00:13
Yeah seriously How's it going with the ladiesIt's...
Superbad It's like having two cocks YupIf one of your cocks could kill someone - Superbad 00:07
It's like having two cocks YupIf one of your cocks...
Superbad Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times - Superbad 00:04
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times
Superbad Shit The cops - Superbad 00:09
Shit The cops
Superbad McLovin McLovin McLovin - Superbad 00:05
McLovin McLovin McLovin
Superbad It's just beer Give me a breakIt's just beer Man upWhat happened What did you lose himHe's a freak He's the fastest kid aliveThis is not good He's the fastest kid aliveFastest kid alive my ass Come on What are we gonna do - Superbad 00:16
It's just beer Give me a breakIt's just beer Man...
Superbad He's a freak He's the fastest kid alive - Superbad 00:05
He's a freak He's the fastest kid alive
Superbad I assume you all have guns and crack - Superbad 00:05
I assume you all have guns and crack
Superbad Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law - Superbad 00:05
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law
Superbad You just cock blocked McLovin Okay - Superbad 00:04
You just cock blocked McLovin Okay
Superbad We should be guiding his cock - Superbad 00:10
We should be guiding his cock
Superbad We owe you Mc Wait what's your real name againFogell Fuck thatWe're calling you McLovin McLovin - Superbad 00:09
We owe you Mc Wait what's your real name againFogell...
Superbad Everything's great just from he This just like right there - Superbad 00:06
Everything's great just from he This just like right...
Step Brothers Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my tongueOkay I'll be honest with you I did fartIs that onion Onion and Onion and ketchupIt stinks And this is a small room ShitOkay now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up - Step Brothers 00:19
Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my...
Monsters vs Aliens Just kidding I don't have a back - Monsters vs Aliens 00:04
Just kidding I don't have a back
Monsters vs Aliens Forgive him but as you can see he has no brainTurns out you don't need one Totally overratedAs a matter of fact I don't evenI forgot how to breathe Don't know how to breatheHelp me Dr Cockroach HelpSuck in B O BThanks Doc You're a lifesaver - Monsters vs Aliens 00:26
Forgive him but as you can see he has no brainTurns out you...
Monsters vs Aliens Might we ask your name madamSusanNo no no We mean your monster nameLike what do people scream when they see you comingYou know like Look out Here comesSusanReallySusanI just scared myself That is scary - Monsters vs Aliens 00:24
Might we ask your name madamSusanNo no no We mean your...
Monsters vs Aliens You really don't get it do you No monster has ever gotten out of hereThat's not true The Invisible Man didNo he didn't We just told you that so you wouldn't get upsetHe died of a heart attack 25 years agoNoYeah in that very chairHe's still there - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23
You really don't get it do you No monster has ever...
Monsters vs Aliens I can't believe it Soon I'll be back in Derek's armsor he'll be in mineI can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach justfreaking everybody outAnd I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experimentsNo That's me B O BThen I'll be a really giant - Monsters vs Aliens 00:33
I can't believe it Soon I'll be back in...
Monsters vs Aliens Wow Would you look at the size of thatFootI got him you guys I gotDon't worry I won't let go I'm wearing him downPlease tell me he's slowing down - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17
Wow Would you look at the size of thatFootI got him you guys...
Monsters vs Aliens Hot dogs - Monsters vs Aliens 00:03
Hot dogs
Monsters vs Aliens Wow You're doing great I'm doing everything - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06
Wow You're doing great I'm doing everything
Monsters vs Aliens B O B WhatHelp me SorryI was staring at this bird over there Get these people off the bridge - Monsters vs Aliens 00:09
B O B WhatHelp me SorryI was staring at this bird over there...
Monsters vs Aliens Oh poor LinkAfter all that tough talk you were out monstered by a girlNo wonder you're depressed Hey I'm not depressed I'm tiredWhy are you tired You didn't do anythingWell I haven't been sleeping wellI got sleep apnes apnea Whatever It's not fun - Monsters vs Aliens 00:22
Oh poor LinkAfter all that tough talk you were out monstered...
Monsters vs Aliens What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I can't open stuffWait Did you find a jar you couldn't open Were pickles in itWhere's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is trying to say - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14
What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I...
Monsters vs Aliens Anyway how is DerekDerek is a selfish jerkNo YesAll that talk about us I'm so proud of usUs just got a job in Fresno There's no usThere was only Derek Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see thatI was such an idiotWhy did I ever think life with Derek - Monsters vs Aliens 01:30
Anyway how is DerekDerek is a selfish jerkNo YesAll that...
Monsters vs Aliens I've been your warden for close to 50 yearsThat's no longer the caseFor what it's worthThat's rude What did we do No B O B that's not rudeThat's a sign of respect - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17
I've been your warden for close to 50 yearsThat's...
Monsters vs Aliens HaltI Gallaxhar command you to hand over the prisoner this instantClearly you are defective beyond repairGuards take this defective clone to the incineratorWell what are you waiting for You and youSeriously Yes Take the prisonerand the defective clone to - Monsters vs Aliens 00:44
HaltI Gallaxhar command you to hand over the prisoner this...
Monsters vs Aliens It's been an honor knowing you Doc The feeling's mutualI'll see you guys tomorrow for lunchThat's right B O BAnd there'll be candy and cake and balloonsCake and balloons for lunch It's gonna be the best day ever I love you guys - Monsters vs Aliens 00:18
It's been an honor knowing you Doc The feeling's...