Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen quotes in movies

Morton Schmidt 22 Jump Street poster 22 Jump Street Mantis Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Frank Sausage Party poster Sausage Party Pumbaa The Lion King poster The Lion King Ship Captain Shrek the Third poster Shrek the Third Fred Flarsky Long Shot poster Long Shot Steve Wozniak Steve Jobs poster Steve Jobs Ricky Danforth Donnie Darko poster Donnie Darko Kyle 50/50 poster 50/50 Sandy The Disaster Artist poster The Disaster Artist Mantis Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Officer Michaels Superbad poster Superbad Eager Cameraman Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Paul Paul poster Paul Sporting Goods Manager Step Brothers poster Step Brothers Hogsqueal The Spiderwick Chronicles poster The Spiderwick Chronicles Dale Denton Pineapple Express poster Pineapple Express Morton Horton Hears a Who! poster Horton Hears a Who! Cal The 40 Year Old Virgin poster The 40 Year Old Virgin Ben Stone Knocked Up poster Knocked Up Aaron Rapaport The Interview poster The Interview Zack Zack and Miri Make a Porno poster Zack and Miri Make a Porno Lou Take This Waltz poster Take This Waltz Mantis Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Herschel Greenbaum An American Pickle poster An American Pickle Viking Man Zeroville poster Zeroville B.O.B. Monsters vs Aliens poster Monsters vs Aliens Mac Radner Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising poster Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Gary Arizona poster Arizona Jeff Like Father poster Like Father Isaac The Night Before poster The Night Before Mac Radner Neighbors poster Neighbors Britt Reid The Green Hornet poster The Green Hornet Seth Rogen This Is the End poster This Is the End Neil You, Me and Dupree poster You, Me and Dupree Self With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story poster With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story Eager Cameraman Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Andrew Brewster The Guilt Trip poster The Guilt Trip Self Being Canadian poster Being Canadian Ronnie Observe and Report poster Observe and Report Jerry For a Good Time, Call poster For a Good Time, Call Admiral Seasholtz Fanboys poster Fanboys Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Ira Wright Funny People poster Funny People Seth Goldberg Big Mouth poster Big Mouth Bob Dawson's Creek poster Dawson's Creek Self - Guest The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Bennie Loewy The Fabelmans poster The Fabelmans Self The Chef Show poster The Chef Show Rand Pam & Tommy poster Pam & Tommy Drug Dealer The Boys Presents: Diabolical poster The Boys Presents: Diabolical 1 episode, 2021 Chicago Party Aunt poster Chicago Party Aunt Seth Rogen Muppets Now poster Muppets Now Donkey Kong The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster The Super Mario Bros. Movie Allen the Alien Invincible poster Invincible Seth Rogen The Boys poster The Boys Self - Survivalist Naked and Afraid poster Naked and Afraid Husband Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Will Platonic poster Platonic Self MythBusters poster MythBusters Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Bob the Warrior Viking Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers poster Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Little Girl Loiter Squad poster Loiter Squad Susan Future Man poster Future Man Gabe Plotkin Dumb Money poster Dumb Money Mantis Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Self Paper Heart poster Paper Heart Dirty Randy The League poster The League Mantis Kung Fu Panda 4 poster Kung Fu Panda 4 Pumbaa Mufasa: The Lion King poster Mufasa: The Lion King Thor Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Seth Rogen

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Monsters vs Aliens Susan DerekBaby I thought long and hard about what happened between usAnd I want you to knowI forgive youYou forgive meOf course It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everythingAnd you know whatI say maybe you didn't ruin everything I - Monsters vs Aliens 01:30
Susan DerekBaby I thought long and hard about what happened...
Monsters vs Aliens Monsters I'm so proud of you I could cryif I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the warBut not crying will have to wait The world needs you againWhat is it GeneralSeems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactorAs we speak Escargantuais slowly making its way to - Monsters vs Aliens 00:36
Monsters I'm so proud of you I could cryif I...
Pineapple Express I can't comeWhatWhy the fuck not DaleI just look I can't come okayI just I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow It's just a bad day for meJesus Christ Dale When were you gonna tell me thatI'm telling you right now That's fucking ridiculousMy mom has been - Pineapple Express 00:25
I can't comeWhatWhy the fuck not DaleI just look I...
Pineapple Express Oh come on don't say that I just can't go I have a job okayFine FineDon't come I don't careIf you don't care then why have you been inviting me I thought you wanted me to goBecause if you don't wanna meet them I don't want you to meet themI want to meet - Pineapple Express 00:29
Oh come on don't say that I just can't go I have a...
Pineapple Express Yeah How's it going sporty spice - Pineapple Express 00:04
Yeah How's it going sporty spice
Pineapple Express Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm talking about See you guys later - Pineapple Express 00:06
Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm...
Pineapple Express All right Clark Clark's a great guy manHe's totally gonna take care of Angela manHe's great He's a wonderful lab partner so it's gonna be cool He'll keep an eye on herWhy don't you go fuck yourself you weird little prickI'm a teacher okay You can't talk - Pineapple Express 00:18
All right Clark Clark's a great guy manHe's...
Pineapple Express Hello Hey manWhat the fuck manI didn't buzz you in How the monkey did you get in hereOh shit Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in man He was leaving when I wasFucking Kyle man It might have been KyleAsshole I'm sorry manWhat the fuck's the buzzer for - Pineapple Express 00:21
Hello Hey manWhat the fuck manI didn't buzz you in How...
Pineapple Express You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture tooSaul Oh yeah Me and my bubbeHey let me ask you somethingYeahDo you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed toLike euthanasiaDale Like on herIf I needed toUmI'm kind of in a hurry manI - Pineapple Express 00:40
You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture...
Pineapple Express My friend this is like if that blue oyster shit met that Afghan kush I hadand they had a baby Yeah yeah yeahAnd then meanwhile that crazy northern lights stuff I hadand the super red especial snowflakemet and had a baby Oh that was the bombAnd by some - Pineapple Express 00:25
My friend this is like if that blue oyster shit met that...
Pineapple Express Smell it OkaySmell it EnjoyIt's like god's vaginaWhat you wanna bathe in itI just wanna live in here Yes You wanna be itOh my god I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all dayThat's amazing Shove it anywhere you likeIt's beautiful What's it - Pineapple Express 00:23
Smell it OkaySmell it EnjoyIt's like god's...
Pineapple Express What the fuck is this thingAh Cross joint YeahYou ever smoke one of those You can smoke thisNo Hell yeah manThis is the futureThis is like the apex of the vortex ofjoint engineeringIt's rumored that m M O'shaughnessy designed the first oneThe guy who uh - Pineapple Express 00:49
What the fuck is this thingAh Cross joint YeahYou ever smoke...
Pineapple Express Okay here's what you do WowYou equip yourself I'm equippingEquip me sir Okay Now - Pineapple Express 00:07
Okay here's what you do WowYou equip yourself I'm...
Pineapple Express What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I have to wear a suitWow you're a servant Like a ButlerA chauffeur No No What No I'm not likeShine shoes I'm a process server - Pineapple Express 00:18
What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I...
Pineapple Express Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school withare like strong and like handsome and really like funnyLike do good impressions of Jeff goldblum and shit like thatAnd like I just feel like a fat dumb fucking stinky ass - Pineapple Express 00:21
Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys...
Pineapple Express You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girl - Pineapple Express 00:26
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...
Pineapple Express You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girlYou got a great job where you don't do anythingYou get to smoke weed all dayI wish I had thatAre you kidd You do You have the easiest job on earthYou do smoke weed all day That's trueYou didn't think - Pineapple Express 00:25
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...
Pineapple Express I wish I had that - Pineapple Express 00:16
I wish I had that
Pineapple Express Couscous The food so nice they named it twice - Pineapple Express 00:06
Couscous The food so nice they named it twice
Pineapple Express He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a guyA cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacreNo no No it was just a guy You saw itWhat happened to the lady No No - Pineapple Express 00:14
He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a...
Pineapple Express You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope not Listen man - Pineapple Express 00:07
You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope...
Pineapple Express RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bombAre you the only guy in town who has thisYou're actually the - Pineapple Express 01:11
RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest...
Pineapple Express Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bomb - Pineapple Express 00:22
Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed...
Pineapple Express Even if he found that roach how could he know where you areUmHeat seeking missilesUmBloodhoundsFoxesBarracudasI'm just I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that It's weirdThank youNot a compliment Here's the question - Pineapple Express 00:25
Even if he found that roach how could he know where you...
Pineapple Express I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all HereI run hotReally YeahYou got more body mass Thick blood Yeah no take it - Pineapple Express 00:12
I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all...
Pineapple Express Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I missedWhat tree That oneWhy didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I didI don't know How often does somebody smash things I'm rustyOh man Did you at least see where it landedI - Pineapple Express 00:37
Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I...
Pineapple Express Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like I'm forgetfulInsinuating good word Do you know what that meansI do know what that means believe it or notIt means like to seem like - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like...
Pineapple Express Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's goCome on man let's get the fuck out of hereOkay uh let's go No It's not working The battery's deadWaitWhat do you mean it's deadWhat do I mean The bat I mean the battery's dead The battery's deadWhat do you - Pineapple Express 00:43
Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's...
Pineapple Express Shit We slept for like 18 hours - Pineapple Express 00:07
Shit We slept for like 18 hours
Pineapple Express Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not gonna get us a ride man - Pineapple Express 00:10
Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not...
Pineapple Express Look it's like my thumb is my cock - Pineapple Express 00:10
Look it's like my thumb is my cock
Pineapple Express Saul What's up Who do you think it is - Pineapple Express 01:10
Saul What's up Who do you think it is
Pineapple Express Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's birthday todayI don't see a cat in here I'm sorry We let it out by accidentNo because he died three months ago okaySo now who's the funny guySorry All rightToday is his birthdayand it is a tradition that - Pineapple Express 00:30
Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's...
Pineapple Express See Dale here is a protest servantNo I'm not That's not what I am - Pineapple Express 00:07
See Dale here is a protest servantNo I'm not...
Pineapple Express You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you talking aboutSaul You can I totally canAnd for you to come into my houseand not tell secrets because you think you're saving mewell in reality it just makes you look like a dumb assOkay because look at - Pineapple Express 00:24
You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you...
Pineapple Express Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out manI'm chill I'm chill as a cucumber manYou don't seem chill More chill than youYou're more chill than me YeahLook at what I'm wearing Kimono dog What are you wearingSuit Yeah ExactlyI don't know what's up - Pineapple Express 00:23
Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out...
Pineapple Express Jesus Holy cock - Pineapple Express 00:05
Jesus Holy cock
Pineapple Express Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get back here Saul help me Help meHe's punching my bum Red WhooDale I'm done with this Let's talk Let's try wordsUse words No No No - Pineapple Express 00:15
Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get...
Pineapple Express Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything nowTalk redI'm gonna flex and bust out of hereSaul TrappedIt's not happening redOkay All right Okay I'll talkTed Jones he knows you witnessed the murder He found your roachHe sent two guys over here - Pineapple Express 00:37
Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything...
Pineapple Express Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me - Pineapple Express 00:06
Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me
Pineapple Express Hey In hereI've gotta get to a phone man Come onWe should hide Why No lookOkay if red tells Ted's guys about my namethen they'll go to my apartmentAnd there I have Angie's name and they can put that all together and they'll find her Let's goNo no no I - Pineapple Express 00:20
Hey In hereI've gotta get to a phone man Come onWe...
Pineapple Express No no no I think we should stayWhy Because I'm in the dumpster already - Pineapple Express 00:06
No no no I think we should stayWhy Because I'm in the...
Pineapple Express What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be here right nowSo I'm hereYou're all dirty and bleeding No I'm not I'm here for dinnerYou have scratches on your foreheadDude you smell like shitDale what happened to you I was in the woodsShannon In - Pineapple Express 00:34
What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be...
Pineapple Express You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna - Pineapple Express 00:07
You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't...
Pineapple Express So fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna - Pineapple Express 00:05
So fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna
Pineapple Express Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a fucking kite - Pineapple Express 00:07
Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a...
Pineapple Express Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms - Pineapple Express 00:04
Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms
Pineapple Express You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside and fuck you in the streetNo don't do that Don't fuck us anywhere - Pineapple Express 00:08
You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside...
Pineapple Express Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you think that would be an optionOkay Okay No that makes sense It makes senseCome on let's go It makes sense He's right - Pineapple Express 00:09
Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you...
Pineapple Express What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto be honest with youI have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetiteI'm so sorryLook selling narcotics oh manTo my students is not decriminalizedOkay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this - Pineapple Express 00:27
What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto...
Pineapple Express Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt was a woman or a man cop It was a policewomanIt was a womanOh I think I know who that bitch wasDale Yes I will identify that bitch - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt...
Pineapple Express Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm greatAre you okay Yes I'm fineOkay good I came up with a planOkay it might sound weird at first but just listenDale You know what Drug dealers let me just tell you somethingDrug dealers are trying to kill me - Pineapple Express 00:24
Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm...
Pineapple Express In case you haven't noticed Which you haven'tBecause from what I can tell you don't notice anything everWe are not very functional when we're high Which is all the fucking timeWell I don't know man I think I'm functioning right nowI was like stoned when I - Pineapple Express 00:46
In case you haven't noticed Which you...
Pineapple Express You were cold and I clothed you - Pineapple Express 00:04
You were cold and I clothed you
Pineapple Express How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou didn't say anything backWell that's easy It's because we're not friendsYou are my drug dealerThere's one reason we know each otherI like the drugs you sell That's itIf you didn't sell those - Pineapple Express 00:37
How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou...
Pineapple Express May I have the Garagely room please - Pineapple Express 00:15
May I have the Garagely room please
Pineapple Express You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old ReallyHow many girls have you even slept withLike two and a half Two and a halfWhat is a half Your hand That doesn't count - Pineapple Express 00:11
You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old...
Pineapple Express I am somewhat immature but you're more immature I'm older - Pineapple Express 00:15
I am somewhat immature but you're more immature...
Pineapple Express Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the nextAnd that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit - Pineapple Express 00:50
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with...
Pineapple Express Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at himWell what do you wanna do about it Don't you wanna get up and do something about itMaybe Maybe that would be cool to do to him - Pineapple Express 00:10
Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at...
Pineapple Express I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do thisI'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attentionWhat do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all aboutDude Ted is a fucking murderer I can't fuck with himI got a - Pineapple Express 00:25
I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do...
Pineapple Express BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously - Pineapple Express 00:06
BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously
Pineapple Express Okay I'm gonna get us out of here No you're not but it's okay - Pineapple Express 00:05
Okay I'm gonna get us out of here No you're not...
Pineapple Express You killed my ear You shot meDale I didn't do that He shot meYou shot himGet your hands off of me Shut upWe've had enough out of youI'm not your friend - Pineapple Express 00:13
You killed my ear You shot meDale I didn't do that He...
Pineapple Express I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah - Pineapple Express 00:06
I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah
Pineapple Express Give it to me Come on - Pineapple Express 00:08
Give it to me Come on
Pineapple Express I'm trying to decide how stoned I amand just how like on the verge of death am I right nowAm I like seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I like have no blood leftYou've been shot like seven times You gotta eat - Pineapple Express 00:13
I'm trying to decide how stoned I amand just how like...
Pineapple Express I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9That's okay We won't put our dicks in your mouth - Pineapple Express 00:08
I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at...
The Green Hornet I was born in Shanghai You know Shanghai - The Green Hornet 00:15
I was born in Shanghai You know Shanghai
The Green Hornet What did you think of my father - The Green Hornet 00:22
What did you think of my father