Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen quotes in movies

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Clips with Seth Rogen

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Funny People What I'm about to tell you because George He doesn't want to jinx it - Funny People 00:05
What I'm about to tell you because George He...
Funny People You guys like this show - Funny People 00:07
You guys like this show
Funny People I'm not worried about that I just want you to be okay - Funny People 00:08
I'm not worried about that I just want you to be okay
Funny People Am I not allowed to be happy or something - Funny People 00:25
Am I not allowed to be happy or something
Funny People And they offered him a part on Yo Teach And he took it - Funny People 00:05
And they offered him a part on Yo Teach And he took it
Funny People What are you doing here - Funny People 00:19
What are you doing here
Funny People You'll never be happy 'cause you're always gonna be stuck with yourself - Funny People 00:11
You'll never be happy 'cause you're always...
This Is the End Can we please go to fucking Carl's JrOhI would I would love to I'm on aI can't really eat that stuff right nowI'm on a uh WhatI'm on this cleanseYou're You're on a whatI'm on a cleanseWhat It's good for youI didn't know You're supposed to take six shits a - This Is the End 00:39
Can we please go to fucking Carl's JrOhI would I would...
This Is the End I'm a well known homosexual advocate - This Is the End 00:04
I'm a well known homosexual advocate
This Is the End What have you guys been doingOh we just hung out all dayAte a bunch of dirty burgers and smoked about a fucking pound of weedand played a bunch of video gamesWeed is tight Weed is tight That's awesomeThat's awesome Weed is awesomeIt was like the golfing - This Is the End 00:22
What have you guys been doingOh we just hung out all dayAte...
This Is the End Just answer me one questionIs Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I picturedOh for fuck's sakeI picture it looking like a little donutlike a little pink sprinkled donut - This Is the End 00:12
Just answer me one questionIs Michael Cera's butthole...
This Is the End All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking cell phone manMartin empty your pockets WhatI saw you in the bathroom man Somebody dial my phoneShut the fuck up It's unbelievableIt's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you peopleI've - This Is the End 00:25
All right everybody listen up Listen upWho took my fucking...
This Is the End It's already going crazy out there guysWe can't leave I'm not leaving okay I'm a victimI've had a victim's mentality my whole life People can smell it on meWhen I was a kid I had man tittiesThe bullies held me down they tittie fucked meThat's what's - This Is the End 00:22
It's already going crazy out there guysWe can't...
This Is the End We got 12 bottles of water 56 beers two vodkasfour whiskeys six bottles of wine tequila Nutellacheese pizza eggs bananas apples bacon steakspancake mix CT Crunch milk ketchup a Milky Wayhalf ounce Sour Diesel three and a half grams Grand Master Kushone - This Is the End 00:36
We got 12 bottles of water 56 beers two vodkasfour whiskeys...
This Is the End Can I have that Milky WayNo you can't have the Milky WayThat's my Milky Way There's a bunch WhatI went out this morningspecifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my partyThat's weirdIt's not weird It's my special foodI like it Back me up on that - This Is the End 00:31
Can I have that Milky WayNo you can't have the Milky...
This Is the End Guys I know it sounds really weirdbut I don't think we should let him inWhy notYeah why not I can hear you by the wayI'm sorry We just don't know you manYou could be like a looter or a rapist or a tittie fuckerLike I'm sorryLook guys we just boarded up - This Is the End 01:33
Guys I know it sounds really weirdbut I don't think we...
This Is the End Let's do all the drugsI don't really want toShould have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasyWhat - This Is the End 00:11
Let's do all the drugsI don't really want toShould...
This Is the End Guys listen listen I think we need toaddress the elephant in the roomWhoa Jay don't talk about Craig like thatThat's fucked up I'm right here man YeahI'm not calling Craig an elephant - This Is the End 00:13
Guys listen listen I think we need toaddress the elephant in...
This Is the End Give me everything you have to drink Put it in the bagThere's six of us You cannot rob usI'm not fucking around - This Is the End 00:07
Give me everything you have to drink Put it in the...
This Is the End Who did thisWho did thisDid what What are you talking aboutJizzed all over the pages of this nice magazineI was nice enough to tell you aboutWas it you SethNoNo It was me FrancoI fucking made jizz in your magazineWhy When I fucking jack offlong enough I - This Is the End 01:52
Who did thisWho did thisDid what What are you talking...
This Is the End Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from meIt's too late Seth I've already walked away too muchNo you haven't You could still come backand just fucking turn around and come back and help me - This Is the End 00:11
Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from...
This Is the End I broke my ass in half Here - This Is the End 00:04
I broke my ass in half Here
This Is the End Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck youAnd Jonahyou fucking cuntCraig you didn't have my back back thereYou fuckin' disappoint me BroAnd Seth you duplicitous taintWhat Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced - This Is the End 00:27
Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck...
This Is the End What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced backstabberWhat the fuck are you talking aboutI overheard your little conversation with Craig all rightThe only reason why you care about any of us isbecause you think that's what - This Is the End 00:46
What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock...
This Is the End I'm gonna tittie fuck you SethDon't tittie fuck meWhat are they big B's or small C'sI'm gonna push your titties togetherPush 'em together - This Is the End 00:12
I'm gonna tittie fuck you SethDon't tittie fuck...
This Is the End Jesus fucking Christ manYou might want to stay away from saying thatJesus fucking Christ WhyWhy can't I say that One of the Ten CommandmentsThou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vainJesus isn't the name of the LordGod is name of the - This Is the End 00:24
Jesus fucking Christ manYou might want to stay away from...
This Is the End Jonah HillJonah Hill is no moreDemonYesFuck That's not good - This Is the End 00:12
Jonah HillJonah Hill is no moreDemonYesFuck That's not...
This Is the End Jay you serious right nowThat's your fuckin' plan You're gonna repeat lines from The ExorcistI would assume they did their fuckin' researchIt's a movie It's a manualIt's a fuckin' training manual - This Is the End 00:13
Jay you serious right nowThat's your fuckin' plan...
This Is the End Yo What the fuck is all this FrancoUh looks like food How'd that get thereWhat You have more foodYou knew he had extra foodYeah he gave me one crackerI would have sucked a dick for half a crackerAll right well maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick all - This Is the End 00:21
Yo What the fuck is all this FrancoUh looks like food...
This Is the End Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo StopDannyWhat the fuckYou guys are still aliveYeahHoly shit I didn't expect thatFuck out hereGetShit I can't believe you guys are here Oh JesusThat's fucking crazy and your timing couldn't be more perfectIt's - This Is the End 01:30
Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo...
This Is the End Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I doI'll tell you what happened FrancoYou don't get to get sucked up into Heaven'cause you were being petty Tom PettyYou may not have invited me to your partybut you're the guest of honor at - This Is the End 00:37
Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I...
Kung Fu Panda 2 I didn't have any problems with my dad - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:12
I didn't have any problems with my dad
Kung Fu Panda 2 Fear the bug - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:05
Fear the bug
Kung Fu Panda 2 And then she'd eat my head - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:12
And then she'd eat my head
50/50 You smell like you fucked the cast of The View - 50/50 00:04
You smell like you fucked the cast of The View
50/50 She doesn't No fucking shit she doesn't like to - 50/50 00:07
She doesn't No fucking shit she doesn't like to
50/50 You're gonna be fine 50 50 - 50/50 00:07
You're gonna be fine 50 50
50/50 When was the last time you cleaned this - 50/50 00:04
When was the last time you cleaned this
50/50 Why didn't we go to a barber - 50/50 00:15
Why didn't we go to a barber
50/50 I'm sorry I was in the neighborhood I was just on a date - 50/50 00:33
I'm sorry I was in the neighborhood I was just on a...
50/50 You could've fucked the shit out of that girl You know that - 50/50 00:09
You could've fucked the shit out of that girl You know...
50/50 That's what you want to do - 50/50 00:14
That's what you want to do
50/50 KYLE Oh no - 50/50 00:16
KYLE Oh no
Dumb Money Retail traders always lose - Dumb Money 00:04
Retail traders always lose
Dumb Money How much did we lose today - Dumb Money 00:13
How much did we lose today
The Fabelmans He's only always here because he works for my sonHe's only always here because he's my best friendAnd deep down inside you Mrs Fabelmanadmit it I'm your friend tooDeep down inside of me is none of your business - The Fabelmans 00:18
He's only always here because he works for my...
Take This Waltz A dog is like a starter for a cow - Take This Waltz 00:18
A dog is like a starter for a cow
Take This Waltz What are you doing - Take This Waltz 00:09
What are you doing
Take This Waltz At least I have my testicles - Take This Waltz 00:09
At least I have my testicles
Take This Waltz Maybe you should take a shower - Take This Waltz 00:59
Maybe you should take a shower
Take This Waltz I should've called - Take This Waltz 00:19
I should've called
Take This Waltz I just bought a machine make melon balls - Take This Waltz 00:25
I just bought a machine make melon balls
The Guilt Trip You want me to go to one of Gayle's miserable singles events - The Guilt Trip 00:11
You want me to go to one of Gayle's miserable singles...
The Guilt Trip Maybe you need therapy - The Guilt Trip 00:19
Maybe you need therapy
The Guilt Trip Promise me you'll never pick up a hitchhiker okay - The Guilt Trip 00:09
Promise me you'll never pick up a hitchhiker okay
The Guilt Trip Scieoclean is the best cleaning product that's ever been invented - The Guilt Trip 00:20
Scieoclean is the best cleaning product that's ever...
The Guilt Trip It went You know I spent almost 30 years of my life - The Guilt Trip 00:24
It went You know I spent almost 30 years of my life
Sausage Party Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The song's about to startShit Frank We can't miss the song Barry wake upWhat What I'm up I'm upThis song is such an awesome way to start every morningIt's a nice way of showing the gods how much we - Sausage Party 00:31
Oh shit Carl Carl Carl Carl Dude we slept in again The...
Sausage Party Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And don't forget you've got girth - Sausage Party 00:09
Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And...
Sausage Party Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And don't forget you've got girthThat's way more important than length You're a fucking champ - Sausage Party 00:09
Ignore that prick Barry He's full of shit And...
Sausage Party FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's comingNo wait I'm still fresh I swearI'm still freshDid he see us No wayWe're fucked bros Oh God noTake anyone but us please - Sausage Party 00:13
FRANK Shit it's the Dark Lord CARL Oh no He's...
Sausage Party Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but your girlfriend umshe's a fucking cuntShut up She's fresh as fuck and you know itI don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun There's plenty of bunsBecause I believe in bunogomy I'm a - Sausage Party 00:22
Hey dude I don't know how to say this to you gently but...
Sausage Party Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such dicks rightCARL I can hear you dudeShut up Fuck youSo looks like tomorrow's the big day huh Heh hehYou and me finally gonna be officialI'm so happy the gods put our packages togetherIt's because - Sausage Party 01:11
Hey Brenda What up girl Heh hehSorry about those guys Such...
Sausage Party You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying to your fucking facesThe Great Beyond is bullshitWhy isn't anybody listening to me Hey buddy are you all rightNo I'm not all rightIt's all a lie Everything you've been toldEverything you believe in Honey - Sausage Party 01:08
You're celebrating your doomWake up They're lying...
Sausage Party - FRANK: Uhn! - Sausage Party 00:21
- FRANK: Uhn!
Sausage Party Oh, my God. - Sausage Party 00:58
Oh, my God.
Sausage Party Yeah Banana's whole face peeled offPeanut Butter's wife is dead Look at himJelly I'm gonna fix you I'm gonna fix this - Sausage Party 00:10
Yeah Banana's whole face peeled offPeanut Butter's...
Sausage Party Come at me brosCome at you What does that meanFine You won't come at meWell then guess who's coming at you - Sausage Party 00:10
Come at me brosCome at you What does that meanFine You...
Sausage Party Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tipsWhat No There's no wayJust the tips What were we thinkingIt wasn't even that I mean it was fine It's not like anyone writes homeand says God I had the best tip LAVASH Get away from me - Sausage Party 00:17
Oh no What if the gods are doing this to us because we...
Sausage Party Holy shit - Sausage Party 00:04
Holy shit