Clips with Shawn Wayans

The Wayans Bros. S03 • E11 I was reading the trades the other day - The Wayans Bros. 00:12
I was reading the trades the other day
Don't Be a Menace to... So will I see you again - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:10
So will I see you again
Don't Be a Menace to... It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:19
It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people...
Don't Be a Menace to... You know it's kinda tough Sniffles - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:18
You know it's kinda tough Sniffles
Don't Be a Menace to... Preach What up nigger Y'all need to stop usin' the word nigger - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:19
Preach What up nigger Y'all need to stop usin' the...
Don't Be a Menace to... She wants me Why you keep wastin' your time with that trick - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 01:06
She wants me Why you keep wastin' your time with that...
Don't Be a Menace to... Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:28
Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man
Don't Be a Menace to... Doo Rag don't you know that you and I are an endangered species - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:12
Doo Rag don't you know that you and I are an endangered...
Don't Be a Menace to... Listen Doo Rag Havin' a gun doesn't give you any power - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:37
Listen Doo Rag Havin' a gun doesn't give you any...
Don't Be a Menace to... Moans Talk dirty to me - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:25
Moans Talk dirty to me
Don't Be a Menace to... We didn't even do nothin' - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:50
We didn't even do nothin'
Don't Be a Menace to... Me Yeah you - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:15
Me Yeah you
Don't Be a Menace to... Damn girl you need to slow down with that Belches - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 00:19
Damn girl you need to slow down with that Belches
Scary Movie What size are these - Scary Movie 00:11
What size are these
Scary Movie Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know what I think I knew her ReallyShe had a brother named Steve YeahLong hair pretty little mouth perfect assThat was her Nah I was talking about SteveWhatever happened to him - Scary Movie 00:18
Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last nightYou know...
Scary Movie Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to jail We have toCindy do you know what they do to young boys in prisonAnd all those sex starved convicts justwaiting for a fresh piece of meatHey you're right Cindy Maybe we should call the police - Scary Movie 00:17
Shit We have to call the policeNo way I ain't going to...
Scary Movie I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his other armI'll grab his ass - Scary Movie 00:05
I'll get his arm I'll grab I'll grab his...
Scary Movie Ray if you see Bobby tell him I love himOkay If I see Bobby I'll tell him I love him - Scary Movie 00:11
Ray if you see Bobby tell him I love himOkay If I see Bobby...
Scary Movie Get your little sexy ass over here - Scary Movie 00:22
Get your little sexy ass over here
Scary Movie Why are you doing this BobbyWhy Why You hear that RayI think she wants a motiveDid Scream have a plot NoDid I Know What You Did Last Summer make any senseDon't think soWhat about the sequel What was with that fat white Jamaican kidI wanna kill that - Scary Movie 01:54
Why are you doing this BobbyWhy Why You hear that RayI think...
Scary Movie I thought you loved me Oh I did babyI did But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourselfThat's right Cindy I'm gayAnd in case you haven't noticed so is RayWhat I ain't gayWhat are you talking about You took me to that clubSo they play good - Scary Movie 00:32
I thought you loved me Oh I did babyI did But abstinence can...
Scary Movie No You guys are psychosYou've seen one too many TV showsNo Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killersCancelin' TV shows doesThe Wayans Brothers was a good show manIt was a good ass show and we didn't even get a final episode - Scary Movie 00:22
No You guys are psychosYou've seen one too many TV...
Scary Movie 2 Peekaboo! - Scary Movie 2 00:36
Peekaboo!
White Chicks I'm Kevin Copeland - White Chicks 00:51
I'm Kevin Copeland
White Chicks That's so terrible - White Chicks 00:21
That's so terrible
White Chicks Sorry They're newDr Dorfman did an amazing job They feel so realHi Yeah l just l need a credit card pleaseAnd some lD pleaseCredit card lDl'm so fricking pissedMa'am l First of alll go to Dr Dorfman He totally messes up my nose jobl ask him to make me - White Chicks 01:57
Sorry They're newDr Dorfman did an amazing job They...
White Chicks Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hillslt's The Beverly Ho billiesSqueeze me No you didn'tl'm sorry but we just saw your new videoThey had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenuein the security officeA klept ho maniacYour mother shops at - White Chicks 01:34
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly...
White Chicks Hi my name is Brittany Wilson of courseYeah How'd you know Brittany WilsonWell it's my job to knowYour publicist Tori has been calling me nonstop about setting up an interviewlf l would've known you were so beautiful l probably would've called you - White Chicks 00:42
Hi my name is Brittany Wilson of courseYeah How'd you...
White Chicks ''Hi l'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery ''Well what about this This goes with your skin toneSomebody throw Shamu back in the ocean - White Chicks 00:13
''Hi l'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric...
White Chicks That was nice Jeez lady All that for a baglt's not just a bag lt's Prada - White Chicks 00:10
That was nice Jeez lady All that for a baglt's not just...
White Chicks So no l jump over the fence fall l scrape my kneeGet out of here No seriously listenl scrape my knee l get chased by the cops and l spend the night in jailThat's insane You did all that just to find J Lo and Ben's hideawayl can't help it You know - White Chicks 01:28
So no l jump over the fence fall l scrape my kneeGet out of...
White Chicks Triple T K ATime to totally kick ass - White Chicks 00:08
Triple T K ATime to totally kick ass
White Chicks Hey girlsSo you guys were pretending to be them the entire timeYes we were But we was only doing our jobl hope you guys aren't too pissed off at usWe're so bummedWe liked Brittany and Tiffanyso much more when you were themSo much moreSo l guess this means - White Chicks 00:43
Hey girlsSo you guys were pretending to be them the entire...
Little Man He didn't know that Dada - Little Man 00:20
He didn't know that Dada
Little Man It ain't worth it Let me out - Little Man 00:05
It ain't worth it Let me out