Silas Gaither quotes in movies

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Clips with Silas Gaither

Anger Management I dare you to kiss me - Anger Management 00:10
I dare you to kiss me
Anger Management For crying out loud You're missing important plot points - Anger Management 00:06
For crying out loud You're missing important plot...
Anger Management Oh my goodness Bobby Knight - Anger Management 00:24
Oh my goodness Bobby Knight
Anger Management So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days I've takenAnd I was like you know Don't go thereBut he kept on about wanting to see a doctor's note or somethingAnd I said Look I'm seriously serious You don't want to go thereBut he kept talking - Anger Management 00:32
So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days...
Anger Management Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Anger Management 00:07
Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get...
Anger Management Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backsDave Hi DaveHiGood news I fed my anger monkey a banana this morningand he's feeling much better - Anger Management 00:19
Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's...
Anger Management Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet you beat her goodI didn't beat anybody I touched a womanLiar Bullshitter You're a woman beaterYou can't admit it because you're a piece of garbageI don't know about all that but now l understand - Anger Management 00:23
Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet...
Anger Management Okay Well we're in the adult film industryAnd we're loversOne day Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Melowhich was cool it was in the script SureAnd then I asked Melo back to the house with uswhich is cool because well we like a little - Anger Management 00:44
Okay Well we're in the adult film industryAnd...
Anger Management Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball gameDon't worry Dr B it's just a regular season game Not importantHe missed the lay upSee Iverson just missed a lay up at the buzzer Sixers loseWho gives a crap huhI mean it's just a silly game - Anger Management 00:43
Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to...
Anger Management I see Eskimos seem nice - Anger Management 00:08
I see Eskimos seem nice
Anger Management They do I think Eskimos are smug - Anger Management 00:05
They do I think Eskimos are smug
Anger Management So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an executive assistantat a major pet products companyI don't want you to tell us what you do I want you to tell us who you areAll rightI'm a pretty good guyI like playing tennis on occasionAlso not your - Anger Management 01:06
So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an...
Anger Management I'm a pretty good guy - Anger Management 00:06
I'm a pretty good guy
Anger Management Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smokeI do whatever I want when l want you little Spanish fruit toppingHoney at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant - Anger Management 00:11
Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smokeI do whatever I want...
Anger Management What Think you're better than me because you've got both your nuts - Anger Management 00:05
What Think you're better than me because you've...
Anger Management Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke - Anger Management 00:11
Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke
Anger Management Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people explosive and implosiveExplosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashierfor not taking their couponsImplosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after dayand finally - Anger Management 00:29
Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people...
Anger Management Yes Here's my numberGreat You're going to die bitchOops that's a letter I'm writing to my father - Anger Management 00:09
Yes Here's my numberGreat You're going to die...
Anger Management You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain - Anger Management 00:06
You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain
Anger Management After l got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time: Hookers, booze, shooting holes in the ceiling, screaming myself to sleep. - Anger Management 00:46
After l got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real...
Anger Management And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti Semitic remarkAre you JewishI could be But no Half Irish half ltalian half Mexican - Anger Management 00:12
And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of...
Anger Management Happy now ass wipe - Anger Management 00:04
Happy now ass wipe
Anger Management You think you can help him I think so Your HonourIf l can't I'll tear him apart with my bare hands - Anger Management 00:11
You think you can help him I think so Your HonourIf l...
Anger Management Who's going to pay for thatRetard your anger level a few notches and listen to me Can you do thatYeah It's retarded l'm retarded - Anger Management 00:12
Who's going to pay for thatRetard your anger level a...
Anger Management Now then we need to go over some ground rulesMy girlfriend got me thatYou're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assaultand vulgar hand gesturesYou may not use rage enhancing substancessuch as caffeine nicotine alcohol crack cocaineSlippy - Anger Management 00:56
Now then we need to go over some ground rulesMy girlfriend...
Anger Management I'm feeling very angry right nowbecause I only have one bed and no couch - Anger Management 00:08
I'm feeling very angry right nowbecause I only have one...
Anger Management In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bedYeah well that's why l'm proud to be an American - Anger Management 00:11
In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four...
Anger Management By the wayI like to sleep in the nude - Anger Management 00:11
By the wayI like to sleep in the nude
Anger Management You hear that frog - Anger Management 00:04
You hear that frog
Anger Management What do you want? - Anger Management 00:40
What do you want?
Anger Management Holy shit I said over easyNow why did I do thatBecause I refused to spoon with you last nightThe angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyesAlpha BitsNo matter how old l get always a culinary delightNo explanation for the egg throwing He's a psychoDon't - Anger Management 01:16
Holy shit I said over easyNow why did I do thatBecause I...
Anger Management Get this moving What the hell's your problemShut your pie hole We're working here - Anger Management 00:07
Get this moving What the hell's your problemShut your...
Anger Management Do you remember the flight to st Louis - Anger Management 00:18
Do you remember the flight to st Louis
Anger Management Might l have your first name Mr Head And tell me it isn't DickIt's Frank FranIsn't that normally a girl's name - Anger Management 00:13
Might l have your first name Mr Head And tell me it...
Anger Management Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumboDenial Key key key key key key - Anger Management 00:07
Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumboDenial Key key key...
Anger Management Well, apparently Dr. - Anger Management 00:24
Well, apparently Dr.
Anger Management Take off your clothesI've got a stress reduction technique to show youIt'll be good for you Take off my clothesDo you want to see me naked BuddyAre you a homophobe DaveNo I'm a pulling my penis out in front of you a phobe - Anger Management 00:20
Take off your clothesI've got a stress reduction...
Anger Management You can do that - Anger Management 00:04
You can do that
Anger Management How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's talking to me I think l can handle it - Anger Management 00:07
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's...
Anger Management Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a cheater - Anger Management 00:07
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a...
Anger Management Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says no this timel will admit that I am a failure as a therapistand release you from my programmeYou'll release me from your programmeOkayJust go over there and repeat the followingverbatimI'm sorry I - Anger Management 01:14
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says...
Anger Management Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim: I'm sorry I was so rude before......but it's difficult for me to express myself......when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:17
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim:...
Anger Management I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult for meto express myselfwhen I am on the vergeof exploding in my pantsYou are too cuteGet the fuck out of here - Anger Management 00:49
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult...
Anger Management I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell my boss: "Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head." - I didn't say that, but l should have. - Anger Management 00:26
I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell...
Anger Management Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra offbecause it represents a team I've hated my entire lifel think you gotta keep it onWhyBecause I got a girlfriendI'm not a child DaveIf you think l'm a porker then just come right out and say itNo I - Anger Management 00:59
Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra...
Anger Management You could've told her something else I was at the bank I was at the storeI ate bad guacamole and l couldn't stop shittingAny of those would have been fine - Anger Management 00:12
You could've told her something else I was at the bank...
Anger Management She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe doesn't know any Andreas You mean AndrewYeah that's it Andrew the testicle with legs - Anger Management 00:14
She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe...
Anger Management So Pena likes the spicy humourMaybe he'd enjoy the knee slapper you told me about the great BuddhaWhat did you say about BuddhaDave said How does a guy who weighs over 600 poundshave the balls to teach people about self discipline - Anger Management 00:18
So Pena likes the spicy humourMaybe he'd enjoy the knee...
Anger Management Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and over againAnd she moaned like a wildebeest - Anger Management 00:15
Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sisterOver and...
Anger Management I got Casper in my clothes - Anger Management 00:04
I got Casper in my clothes
Anger Management Look everybodyPana Banana's got a heinieHe's got a heinie I give - Anger Management 00:08
Look everybodyPana Banana's got a heinieHe's got a...
Anger Management But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby - Anger Management 00:05
But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby
Anger Management Let me ask you somethingBecause of your profession you probably have seen a lot of themDoes size count at all or is that just some weird thing guys think aboutThis is where Gina and I always get into a heated debateI like them when they're really bigAnd I - Anger Management 00:20
Let me ask you somethingBecause of your profession you...
Anger Management First it was a five second oneand then a little break because my beard gave her a tickleShe's cute And then a 10 second FrencherYou had your crazy corroded tongue in my girlfriend's mouth - Anger Management 00:16
First it was a five second oneand then a little break...
Anger Management By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatballand he's eating your crab cakes right now - Anger Management 00:08
By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's...
Anger Management Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton - Anger Management 00:05
Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton
Anger Management I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with youKids who have your eyesand your lipsand mylast name That's all I wish on them - Anger Management 00:16
I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with...