Simon Pegg quotes in movies

Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:15

How close were we Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:55

I'll figure it out Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:17

The name is Walker Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:18

What the hell is he doing Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:19

Turn left Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:17

What are you waiting for Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:55

There's no time Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:13

Why is he running in circles Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:18

What the heck is he doing Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:19

By the way Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:43

Where are you Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:55

We have to evacuate these people Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:40

I'm in a helicopter going after Walker Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:15

Let me just assure you Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:17

How close were we Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:06

The name's Walker by the way Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:04

Why is he running in circles Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:24

We have to evacuate these people Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:13

Ethan Ethan where are you Mission: Impossible Fallout

00:10

What do you mean you're jumping out of a Mission: Impossible Fallout

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So how'd I do I never had a doubt Mission: Impossible Fallout

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Let me just assure you this won't hurt Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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You have your seatbelt on Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Let me guess Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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What are you talking about Mission: Impossible Rogue...

00:17

Join the IMF Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Open the door Mission: Impossible Rogue...

00:22

The Syndicate is real Mission: Impossible Rogue...

02:03

Two minutes Mission: Impossible Rogue...

01:11

I can't protect you Mission: Impossible Rogue...

02:05

Do you copy Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Where is the disc Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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One more time Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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What do you mean Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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And I can tell you Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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If you're going to bring me all this way Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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By the way Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Things got a little out of hand Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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So what do we do now Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Unfortunately Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Absolutely Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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What's happening Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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She tried to shoot me Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Let me guess Presumed dead Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Join the IMF See the world Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Do you have your seatbelt on You're asking me that now Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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I'm on the plane Open the door Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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A rogue nation trained to do what we do Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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I can't protect you Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Where is the disk Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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So the key to crushing Lane Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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All right Well how long will it take to free swim Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Well if you're going to bring me all this way Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Benji do you copy Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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We good Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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So what do we do now Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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One more time You'll have three minutes Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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What do you mean you can't open it I mean I can't open it... Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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Unfortunately even if you could make it through Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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The show's about to start Benji Right Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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You see What did I tell you Mission: Impossible Rogue...

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What the She tried to shoot me Shaun of the Dead

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'Sign o' the Times' Shaun of the Dead

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He's not my boyfriend Shaun of the Dead

00:41

Sloan always says Shaun of the Dead

00:54

As Bertrand Russell once said Shaun of the Dead

02:47

What's the plan then Shaun of the Dead

00:33

Any zombies out there Shaun of the Dead

02:12

You see what I'm saying Shaun of the Dead

00:52

It's fucking Sunday Shaun of the Dead

00:12

Fuck a doodle do Shaun of the Dead

00:14

But dogs CAN look up Shaun of the Dead

00:52

Do you want your messages Shaun of the Dead

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Do you want anything from the shop Shaun of the Dead

00:38

I don't care what the telly says Shaun of the Dead

00:27

You did all right Shaun of the Dead

01:09

I've known him since primary school Shaun of the Dead

00:34

You hang out with my friends Shaun of the Dead

00:27

Are you all right Shaun of the Dead

01:13

Some men tried to get into the house Shaun of the Dead

01:22

And then do themselves Shaun of the Dead

00:19

Why didn't you just shoot him Shaun of the Dead

00:19

You've sold puff Shaun of the Dead

00:53

Why don't we just go up Shaun of the Dead

00:13

How are you doing Shaun of the Dead

00:11

Player two has entered the game Shaun of the Dead

01:02

You don't need Liz to have a good time Shaun of the Dead

01:18

He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood Shaun of the Dead

00:08

He's got an arm off Shaun of the Dead

00:29

They're for your mum Shaun of the Dead

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Have you still got the child locks on Shaun of the Dead

00:40

You still haven't met his mum Shaun of the Dead

00:13

You left them in my flat Shaun of the Dead

00:42

I'd say your nine lives are up Shaun of the Dead

00:20

If you get cornered Shaun of the Dead

00:32

No matter you might think Shaun of the Dead

00:16

Over there again Shaun of the Dead

00:18

Who the hell put this on Shaun of the Dead

00:22

Come and get it Shaun of the Dead

00:18

I'm not saying it was you Shaun of the Dead

00:11

This is serious Shaun of the Dead

00:31

What's going on Shaun of the Dead

00:25

Doesn't look that tidy Shaun of the Dead

00:07

Would anyone like Shaun of the Dead

01:03

What are you doing Shaun of the Dead

00:20

I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing Shaun of the Dead

00:31

Cockacidal maniac Shaun of the Dead

00:13

Why is Queen still playing Shaun of the Dead

00:33

Sloane being off today Shaun of the Dead

00:33

I'm not a chartered accountant Shaun of the Dead

00:24

They still out there Shaun of the Dead

00:29

What the hell do you think you're doing Shaun of the Dead

00:56

Who's a pretty boy Shaun of the Dead

00:32

I've got a car outside Shaun of the Dead

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He's not my Dad Shaun of the Dead

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But Big Al says dogs can't look up Shaun of the Dead

00:19

There's a girl in the garden Shaun of the Dead

00:40

It's not that I don't like you Shaun of the Dead

00:39

I'll muck it up if I have to do myself Shaun of the Dead

00:13

I gotta do a wee first Shaun of the Dead

00:38

You got your Lifestyle Channels there Shaun of the Dead

00:16

You've been to a lock in Shaun of the Dead

00:20

Give me the car keys Shaun of the Dead

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Don't point that gun at my mum Shaun of the Dead

00:47

I won't say anything Shaun of the Dead

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Feel free to step in any time Shaun of the Dead

01:04

Leave him alone Shaun of the Dead

01:07

Fuck a doodle doo Shaun of the Dead

00:23

He sells a bit of weed every now and again Shaun of the Dead

00:47

To a wonderful mum Shaun of the Dead

00:37

Under the weather Shaun of the Dead

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You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant... Shaun of the Dead

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It's all right Shaun of the Dead

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For fuck's sake Hot Fuzz

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You do know there are more guns in the country than there... Hot Fuzz

00:58

No I didn't say anything Hot Fuzz

03:31

What made you want to become a policeman officer Hot Fuzz

00:34

George Merchant Hot Fuzz

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I beg your pardon Hot Fuzz

00:28

Point Break or Bad Boys II Hot Fuzz

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When's your birthday Hot Fuzz

03:56

Police Constable Nicholas Angel Hot Fuzz

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The swan's escaped Hot Fuzz

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He's appointed himself Judge Hot Fuzz

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I must be stopped Hot Fuzz

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Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air Hot Fuzz

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You've got a moustache Hot Fuzz

00:32

What about this guy Hot Fuzz

00:19

What's the situation Hot Fuzz

00:29

I may not be a man of God Hot Fuzz

00:21

You've seen 'Die Hard' Hot Fuzz

00:10

You're a doctor Hot Fuzz

01:00

I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred Hot Fuzz

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I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies Hot Fuzz

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You don't mind a bit of manpower Hot Fuzz

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Sergeant Angel's been taken care of Hot Fuzz

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What's the matter Hot Fuzz

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I'm taking you to the station Hot Fuzz

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Cause we all sell apples 'round here Hot Fuzz

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'Cause I am one Hot Fuzz

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Don't go being a twat Hot Fuzz

00:10

Decaffeinated Hot Fuzz

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It will blow up Hot Fuzz

00:30

What's it like being stabbed Hot Fuzz

02:25

In the meantime Hot Fuzz

00:23

Why can't we say accident Hot Fuzz

00:27

Why the crime rate in Sandford is so low Hot Fuzz

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What's your wine selection Hot Fuzz

00:44

You can't just make people disappear Hot Fuzz

00:11

Shit just got real Hot Fuzz

00:22

Is there anything I can do for you Hot Fuzz

00:12

I don't know what to say Hot Fuzz

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She's our only policewoman Hot Fuzz

00:18

The Greater Good Hot Fuzz

00:45

What do we need the dog for Hot Fuzz

00:52

Any officers near the church Hot Fuzz

00:14

Do you want anything from the shop Hot Fuzz

00:14

And he had one thing you haven't got Hot Fuzz

02:03

Still a bit stiff Hot Fuzz

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Geographical location shouldn't factor in the application of... Hot Fuzz

00:43

Most importantly Hot Fuzz

01:31

Much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant Hot Fuzz

00:17

And are they as big as he is Hot Fuzz

00:11

You silly bastard Hot Fuzz

01:30

Why is everyone eating chocolate cake Hot Fuzz

00:11

You cheeky fucker Hot Fuzz

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Another cranberry juice Hot Fuzz

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If you had paid attention to me in school Hot Fuzz

00:23

You don't have to say anything at all Hot Fuzz

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This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever... Hot Fuzz

00:28

We just sat through three hours of so called acting Hot Fuzz

00:33

Did you find anything Hot Fuzz

00:12

Wanna do something useful Hot Fuzz

00:39

Where on earth did you get these Hot Fuzz

00:24

I was hoping to check in Hot Fuzz

00:24

What's a matter Hot Fuzz

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You did good kid Hot Fuzz

00:58

Chief Inspector Hot Fuzz

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This isn't funny Hot Fuzz

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That's what I'm talking about Hot Fuzz

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That's just grossly inappropriate Hot Fuzz

00:47

I just I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes The Adventures of Tintin

00:40

Great Scotland Yard The Adventures of Tintin

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I'm not a bad person The Adventures of Tintin

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Are you going to take charge of this evidence The Adventures of Tintin

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It's childishly simple The Adventures of Tintin

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You are under arrest The Adventures of Tintin

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Great Scotland Yard That's extraordinary The Adventures of Tintin

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I'm not a bad person The Adventures of Tintin

00:15

Are you going to take charge of this evidence The Adventures of Tintin

00:07

You are under arrest To be precise Man Up

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I've got a confession to make Man Up

00:25

Congratulations on your massive pack of lies Man Up

02:30

I am so bloody glad you pretended to by my date today Man Up

00:44

Start with the corners Man Up

00:27

Do you even like bowling Man Up

01:18

Ladies and gentlemen Man Up

00:11

You need to man up Man Up

00:35

Not a hope in hell Man Up

00:05

Actions you know More than words Man Up

00:35

Nancy I am so bloody glad you pretended to be my date today Man Up

00:20

You're just Man Up

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Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Man Up

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Do you even like bowling I love bowling Man Up

00:05

And you owe me Nancy Man Up

00:09

Alright So book check And clock check Man Up

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Oh no that's my sister Paul

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How come I can understand you Paul

00:22

Pleasure to meet you boys Paul

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Are you gonna probe us Paul

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Did you want tea Paul

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I wouldn't do that if I were you Paul

00:50

That was the best titty farting sleep I have ever had Paul

00:43

Where are you boys from Paul

00:21

They're going to rape us and break our arms Paul

00:47

We should cook up some sausages Paul

00:22

You guys should have given her four tits Paul

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I really liked this T shirt Paul

00:51

So everything that I have been told my whole life Paul

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What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our... Paul

00:20

Sorry you got killed by my dad Paul

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A wise man said Paul

00:50

What happens if you get caught Paul

00:39

They've shut Guantanamo Bay Paul

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That's just sick Paul

00:34

Do you guys partake Paul

00:13

This is just like Deliverance Paul

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Aren't you going to get it Paul

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What do you think you're gonna dream about Paul

00:55

What are you doing Paul

00:09

How come l can understand you Paul

00:12

Are you an alien Paul

00:10

Hello Pleasure to meet you boys Paul

00:14

What's the matter Clive Paul

00:36

Lt's ringing Paul

00:22

Fuckeroo That was the best titty farting sleep l have ever... Paul

00:35

Where are you boys from Paul

00:05

They're going to rape us and break our arms Paul

00:22

L'm hungry We should cook up some sausages Paul

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So everything that l have been told my whole life Paul

00:16

What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our... Paul

00:18

Let me see this What is this nerd porn Paul

00:04

L really liked this T shirt Paul

00:31

So what happens if you get caught Paul

00:10

Sorry you got killed by my dad That's fine Paul

00:12

Well a wise man said Paul

00:15

Shit l'd shoot you now if l didn't get off on the idea Paul

00:07

That's not ours Paul

00:18

You guys partake Paul

00:03

This is like Deliverance Paul

00:36

That there is the Black Vampire Paul

00:11

What do you think you're gonna dream about Paul

00:06

But don't worry l got it all under Paul

00:35

So there's no heaven No hell no right no wrong no sin Paul

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That was close Big Nothing

00:26

Can't we get him out of the tank Big Nothing

00:26

I put him in the septic tank Big Nothing

00:11

Who says Holy Moly Big Nothing

00:51

Who the hell are you Big Nothing

00:45

What are you doing Big Nothing

00:36

Maybe I should just turn myself in Big Nothing

00:47

Rule number four Big Nothing

00:16

That's the first true thing you've said yet Big Nothing

00:10

Welcome to hell Big Nothing

00:15

Did you call the cops I put him in the septic tank Big Nothing

00:36

Who the hell are you Big Nothing

00:08

What Can't we get him out of the tank Big Nothing

00:08

Holy moly Big Nothing

00:09

Who the hell are you Big Nothing

00:05

Okey dokey Please hold Big Nothing

00:30

What are you doing He's crying Big Nothing

00:13

Maybe I should turn myself in No Big Nothing

00:28

Water stops Big Nothing

00:06

You shot me That's the first true thing you've said Big Nothing

00:05

Welcome to hell dickhead Charlie 'Maybe not at first ' The World's End

00:13

What the fuck does WTF mean The World's End

00:57

What did he say The World's End

00:57

At this point your planet is the least civilized in the... The World's End

01:50

Commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post The World's End

01:50

The Trusty Servant The World's End

00:15

Have you had sex yet The World's End

00:24

A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain The World's End

00:59

Just what is it that you want to do The World's End

00:59

It's pointless arguing with you The World's End

00:17

It says King Gay The World's End

05:56

They called me The King The World's End

00:21

You must be thirsty then The World's End

00:59

We need to be able to differentiate between them The World's End

01:12

Shephard's classroom The World's End

00:10

To err is human The World's End

01:46

Just like the Five Musketeers The World's End

01:46

Three musketeers The World's End

00:49

I remember sitting up there The World's End

00:49

And you know what The World's End

00:49

Nothing happened The World's End

00:49

It never got better than that night The World's End

00:24

There's more than one Gary King The World's End

00:37

I think you bit off more than you can chew with earth mate The World's End

01:33

You are children and you require guidance The World's End

00:41

What do you mean The World's End

00:50

That settles it then The World's End

00:20

We'll always have the disableds The World's End

00:27

You really have a selective memory don't you The World's End

00:35

That's going to look suspicious The World's End

00:16

That proves I'm human The World's End

00:39

A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking The World's End

00:39

I can't fucking believe this The World's End

00:56

I think you just wanted to drink it The World's End

00:44

Write that down The World's End

00:24

This is robbing Peter to pay Paul The World's End

00:34

Where are you getting this from The World's End

00:18

Maybe they have selective memories The World's End

00:19

We are the human race and we don't like being told what to... The World's End

00:19

What is so important about the Golden Mile The World's End

00:42

We want to be free The World's End

00:25

If you think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies The World's End

00:27

I'll have to check with Vanessa The World's End

00:18

Who the hell do you think you are The World's End

00:17

We're going to see this through to the bitter end The World's End

00:12

There's only one Gary King The World's End

00:51

Haven't you heard The World's End

00:29

What are you saying The World's End

00:29

1990 model Oliver was out of commission by this point of the... The World's End

00:24

What are you doing The World's End

00:24

You are out of your mind The World's End

00:34

You have a very selective memory The World's End

00:21

Who are you calling The World's End

01:10

A lot has changed since you left The World's End

00:28

This is the tape The World's End

04:41

This is the word's end man The World's End

01:17

Do you know why I pulled you over The World's End

00:14

I'm just going to head to the loo The World's End

00:12

You don't have to do this The World's End

00:11

It's about Closure The World's End

00:13

WTF Gary WTF The World's End

00:30

Tonight we will be partaking of a liquid repast The World's End

00:20

At this point your planet is the least civilized in the... The World's End

00:13

How is uh Vanessa The World's End

00:06

Why don't you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to... The World's End

00:09

A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain The World's End

00:28

Just what is it that you want to do The World's End

00:12

Yes it does Doesn't it The World's End

00:09

No It says King Gay The World's End

00:35

We hit pub one and we hit it hard The World's End

00:05

What the fuck does WTF mean The World's End

00:05

Oh fuck off you big lamp The World's End

00:06

I haven't had a drink for 16 years Gary The World's End

00:30

And we're back Just like the Five Musketeers The World's End

00:20

All right we need to be able to differentiate between them... The World's End

00:06

To err is human so uh The World's End

00:26

Drink up Let's Boo Boo The World's End

00:19

I remember sitting up there The World's End

00:21

It never got better than that night The World's End

00:07

Yeah there's more than one Gary King The World's End

00:12

It is pointless arguing with you The World's End

00:09

Where are you getting all this from Basil The World's End

00:36

You are children and you require guidance The World's End

00:10

I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth mate The World's End

00:16

Look If you're worried about me don't be All right The World's End

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Look If you're worried about me don't be All right The World's End

00:12

That's settles it then The World's End

00:08

You really have a selective memory don't you The World's End

00:09

Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes The World's End

00:07

We'll always have the disableds though won't we The World's End

00:04

That proves I'm human The World's End

00:15

You said you wanted to catch up and chew the fat The World's End

00:14

I don't believe this The World's End

00:13

So what's that Three You had to replace an entire town The World's End

00:08

It's just robbing Peter to pay Paul The World's End

00:15

Wait a minute The World's End

00:07

That starts out like any other but ends up being the best... The World's End

00:07

Face it we are the human race and we don't like being told... The World's End

00:06

But what is so important about The Golden Mile The World's End

00:08

Five guys Twelve pubs Fifty pints Sixty pints The World's End

00:06

Maybe they have selective memories The World's End

00:08

I'd have to check with Vanessa The World's End

00:03

What are you talking about You gave me the sign The World's End

00:13

We want to be free The World's End

00:06

Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the... The World's End

00:04

There's only one Gary King The World's End

00:15

Haven't you heard We're getting the band back together The World's End

00:07

We didn't make it before but this time we're gonna see it... The World's End

00:10

What are you doing What are you doing The World's End

00:06

Wait who are you calling Vanessa The World's End

00:05

And this is They told me when to go to bed The World's End

00:10

You have a very selective memory Gary Thanks The World's End

00:06

Drinking Ah The World's End

00:36

And this is They told me when to go to bed The World's End

00:28

Look a lot has changed since you have left I know The World's End

00:12

I put this on a tape for you didn't I The World's End

00:32

Know why I pulled you over sir The World's End

00:07

I'm just going to nip to the loo Cool The World's End

00:08

You don't need to do this Gary The World's End

00:05

It's about closure you know The World's End

00:07

How is uh Vanessa The World's End

00:17

What are you doing I'm showing you the door Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:24

I just wanted to stop you there Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:32

Special technique Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:37

I didn't do you any favours on that day Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:27

We should set the alarm for about 7 o'clock Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:46

They were for yesterday Run, Fat Boy, Run

01:18

As you get older Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:21

I saw your friend Gordon this morning Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:29

What are you doing here Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:52

Maybe we should all go out to dinner then Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:24

I would settle for something shaped like a fish Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:17

How do you feel Run, Fat Boy, Run

01:05

Isn't it enough Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:20

Try saying that when you're smashed Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:25

You want your son to love you Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:31

What are you talking about Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:17

You can't even finish your sentence Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:15

Oh hey I got you those tickets Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:08

Named Phei Say can I just Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:10

Go on Get running Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:09

Well we should set the alarm for about seven o'clock Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:25

As you get older you're gonna realize Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:11

I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:09

Sorry I went for a run this morning in my trunks Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:07

I saw your friend Gordon this morning Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:05

Mr Doyle how do you feel Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:19

You know I mean I know Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:08

Why are you here Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:23

Yeah And I also thought it would be Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:06

I've got something for you Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:07

I would settle for something shaped like a fish Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:09

You want your son to love you Don't break the law Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:32

Isn't it enough Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:06

Peter Perfect a perfect palace Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:09

Peter Perfect a perfect palace Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:19

I know doin' this isn't gonna change anything Run, Fat Boy, Run

00:08

Hey maybe there's a little man in there Run, Fat Boy, Run

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