Simon Pegg Quotes & Movies

Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott

Star Trek Beyond poster

Star Trek Beyond Unkar Plutt

Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens poster

Star Wars: Episode VII The Force... Curator

Ready Player One poster

Ready Player One Benji Dunn

Mission: Impossible Fallout poster

Mission: Impossible Fallout Benji Dunn

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation poster

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation Morgan Warner

Inheritance poster

Inheritance Shaun

Shaun of the Dead poster

Shaun of the Dead Nicholas Angel

Hot Fuzz poster

Hot Fuzz Buck (voice)

Ice Age: Continental Drift poster

Ice Age: Continental Drift Journalist

24 Hour Party People poster

24 Hour Party People Thompson

The Adventures of Tintin poster

The Adventures of Tintin Benji

Mission: Impossible III poster

Mission: Impossible III Jack

Man Up poster

Man Up Herbert Trubshaw

The Boxtrolls poster

The Boxtrolls Graeme Willy

Paul poster

Big Nothing poster

Big Nothing Gary King

The World's End poster

The World's End Dennis

Run, Fat Boy, Run poster

Run, Fat Boy, Run Scotty

Star Trek Into Darkness poster

Star Trek Into Darkness Buck

Ice Age: Collision Course poster

Ice Age: Collision Course Radio Voice

The Cloverfield Paradox poster

The Cloverfield Paradox Bill

Terminal poster

Terminal Driver in Car Park

Cuban Fury poster

Cuban Fury Neil

Absolutely Anything poster

Absolutely Anything Self

Top Gear poster

A Fantastic Fear of Everything poster

A Fantastic Fear of Everything Scotty

Star Trek poster

Star Trek Photo Booth Zombie

Land of the Dead poster

Land of the Dead Sidney Young

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People poster

How to Lose Friends & Alienate... John Lennon

The Sparks Brothers poster

The Sparks Brothers Hector

Hector and the Search for Happiness poster

Hector and the Search for Happiness Self

For the Love of Spock poster

For the Love of Spock William Burke

Burke and Hare poster

Burke and Hare Paul

The Good Night poster

The Good Night King James

America: The Motion Picture poster

America: The Motion Picture Reepicheep

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader poster

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of... Peter Cow

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse poster

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse Benji

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol poster

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol Buck

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs poster

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Charlie Wolfe

Kill Me Three Times poster

Kill Me Three Times Theo Ross

Lost Transmissions poster

Lost Transmissions Deflated Husband

The Parole Officer poster

The Parole Officer Self - Voice of The Chamberlain

The Crystal Calls Making the Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance poster

The Crystal Calls Making the Dark... Meredith Houseman

Slaughterhouse Rulez poster

Slaughterhouse Rulez Gaoler

The Reckoning poster

The Reckoning Newsreader

Diary of the Dead poster

Diary of the Dead Various Roles

Big Train poster

Big Train C-3PO

Phineas and Ferb poster

Phineas and Ferb Tim Bisley

Spaced poster

Spaced William S. Evans

Band of Brothers poster

Band of Brothers Aleister

Archer poster

Archer Steve Bennett

I'm Alan Partridge poster

I'm Alan Partridge Paul McCartney

Agent Elvis poster

Agent Elvis Hughie

The Boys Presents: Diabolical poster

The Boys Presents: Diabolical Hugh Campbell

The Boys poster

The Boys Self - Narrator

Doctor Who Confidential poster

Doctor Who Confidential Self - Special Guest

The Grand Tour poster

The Grand Tour Benji Dunn

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One poster

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning... Evan

Black Books poster

Black Books Bearded Cannibal (segment "Don't")

Grindhouse poster

Grindhouse Mr. Nice

Guest House Paradiso poster

Guest House Paradiso

Clips with Simon Pegg

Why are you dressed like a police officer Because I am one - Hot Fuzz

Why are you dressed like a police officer Because I am one

With respect sirgeographical location shouldn't factor in the application of the lawNo thanks - Hot Fuzz

With respect sirgeographical location shouldn't factor...

And he had one thing you haven't gotWhat's that sir A great big bushy beard - Hot Fuzz

And he had one thing you haven't gotWhat's that...

I expect you're wondering why we call them the AndesThey're both called Andrew They said you were goodAlso because talking to them is an uphill struggle isn't it DadFuck off Thank you Danny - Hot Fuzz

I expect you're wondering why we call them the...

She's our only policewoman She's not a policewomanYeah she is I've seen her bra She's a police officer - Hot Fuzz

She's our only policewoman She's not a...

Yes sir Why is everybody eating chocolate cakeThe Black Forest gateau is on Danny As punishment for his little indiscretionHisSir I don't think driving under the influence can be called a little indiscretionNo the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the - Hot Fuzz

Yes sir Why is everybody eating chocolate cakeThe Black...

The Black Forest gateau is on Danny As punishment for his little indiscretionHisSir I don't think driving under the influence can be called a little indiscretionNo the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the other weekLast night's incident will require - Hot Fuzz

The Black Forest gateau is on Danny As punishment for his...

Look I can assure you it wasn't my intention to upset the apple cartYeah 'cause we all sell apples round here don't weYour dad sells apples Andy And raspberries - Hot Fuzz

Look I can assure you it wasn't my intention to upset...

You got a mustache I know - Hot Fuzz

You got a mustache I know

You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the cityEverybody and their mums is packing round hereLike who FarmersWho else Farmers's mums - Hot Fuzz

You do know there are more guns in the country than there...

You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the airNoYou ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the airNoEver been in a high speed pursuit Yes I haveYou ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit - Hot Fuzz

You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the airNoYou...

What about Lethal Weapon NoYou've seen Die Hard though NoBad Boys II NoYou ain't seen Bad Boys II - Hot Fuzz

What about Lethal Weapon NoYou've seen Die Hard though...

Oh you're an atheist - Hot Fuzz

Oh you're an atheist

Is it true that there is a place in a man's headthat if you shoot it it will blow up - Hot Fuzz

Is it true that there is a place in a man's headthat if...

Okay What about this guyAsk yourself why has he got his hat pulled down like thatHe's fuck ugly Or he doesn't want you to see his faceBecause he's fuck ugly - Hot Fuzz

Okay What about this guyAsk yourself why has he got his hat...

And are they as big as he isWho The mum and the sisterSame person - Hot Fuzz

And are they as big as he isWho The mum and the sisterSame...

What's the matter Danny You never taken a shortcut before - Hot Fuzz

What's the matter Danny You never taken a shortcut...

Sorry I I just I just feel like I'm missing out sometimesI wanna do what you do You do do what I doWhat on earth do you think you're missing out onGun fights Car chases Proper action and shitPolice work is not about proper action or shit - Hot Fuzz

Sorry I I just I just feel like I'm missing out...

If you had paid attention to me in schoolyou'd understand that it's not all about gun fights and car chasesFire up the roofThat was brilliant - Hot Fuzz

If you had paid attention to me in schoolyou'd...

Romeo not Juliet - Hot Fuzz

Romeo not Juliet

This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever ownThis notebook has saved my skin more times than I care to mentionYou should think about using yours more oftenI do use mine Show meThat's just extraordinary You should see the one on the other - Hot Fuzz

This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever...

That's just grossly inappropriate - Hot Fuzz

That's just grossly inappropriate

We just sat through three hours of so called acting Constabletheir kiss was the only convincing moment in it - Hot Fuzz

We just sat through three hours of so called acting...

Hey now you come to mention itI too have reason to believe she favors the older gentReally How soMarcus Carter's big brother said he'd fingered her up the duck pond - Hot Fuzz

Hey now you come to mention itI too have reason to believe...

Decaffeinated - Hot Fuzz

Hey why can't we say accident againBecause accident implies there's nobody to blame - Hot Fuzz

Hey why can't we say accident againBecause accident...

All right in the meantime why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clientsMartin Blower represents damn near most of the villageDid you want us to go through the whole phone bookYeah or put a call into Aaron A Aaronson shall wePlease don't be - Hot Fuzz

All right in the meantime why don't you check out a few...

Why do we need the dog It's not the dog we needRightWhat did he sayWhat did he say He said An 'edge is an 'edgeHe only chopped it down 'cause it spoilt his viewWhat's Reaper moaning about - Hot Fuzz

Why do we need the dog It's not the dog we...

I mean what made you wanna be a policemanOfficerWhat made you wanna be a policeman officerI don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officerApart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the FrogIt all started with my Uncle Derek He - Hot Fuzz

I mean what made you wanna be a policemanOfficerWhat made...

I just wanna be good at what I do You are good at what you doYou've just gotta learn to switch off that big old melon of yoursThat's the whole problem DannyI don't think I know howI can show you howBy the power of Grey SkullPoint Break or Bad Boys IIWhich - Hot Fuzz

I just wanna be good at what I do You are good at what you...

Point Break or Bad Boys IIWhich one do you think I'll preferNo I mean which one do you wanna watch first - Hot Fuzz

Point Break or Bad Boys IIWhich one do you think I'll...

This shit just got real - Hot Fuzz

This shit just got real

Did you find anything - Hot Fuzz

Did you find anything

You know that fella who blew up George MerchantWell George Merchant God rest him wanted to buy this landso he sends round his legal fella Martin Blower God rest himand I thought I might take them up on itI haven't really got that much family round here - Hot Fuzz

You know that fella who blew up George MerchantWell George...

Hang about hang aboutYou're saying this wasn't an accidentLeslie Tiller was fucking murderedWhat just like Tim Messenger YesAnd George Merchant YesAnd Eve Draper YesAnd Martin Blower No actuallyReally 'Course he fucking wasThank you Danny - Hot Fuzz

Hang about hang aboutYou're saying this wasn't an...

Yeah seeing as how you're such a big fan of murderWhat the Sergeant Angel - Hot Fuzz

Yeah seeing as how you're such a big fan of murderWhat...

What the Sergeant Angel - Hot Fuzz

What the Sergeant Angel

You want anything from the shop Cornetto - Hot Fuzz

You want anything from the shop Cornetto

What's the matter You got brain freeze No I got brainwaveGet us back to the station now - Hot Fuzz

What's the matter You got brain freeze No I got...

You see as much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeantthe truth is far less complexBlower's fate was simply the result of his being an appalling actorQuite appallingYou murdered him for thatWell he murdered Bill Shakespeare WhatThe Dramatic Society is - Hot Fuzz

You see as much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeantthe...

How can this be for the greater goodThe greater good Shut it - Hot Fuzz

How can this be for the greater goodThe greater good Shut it

He's appointed himself Judge - Hot Fuzz

He's appointed himself Judge

Sir SirIs there anything I can do for you NoThis is something I have to do myself - Hot Fuzz

Sir SirIs there anything I can do for you NoThis is...

Wanna do something useful - Hot Fuzz

Wanna do something useful

Morning - Hot Fuzz

That's what I'm talking about - Hot Fuzz

That's what I'm talking about

I may not be a man of God Reverend but I know right and I know wrongand I have the good grace to know which is whichOh fuck off Grasshopper - Hot Fuzz

I may not be a man of God Reverend but I know right and I...

Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so lowAnd yet the accident rate it's so high No Yeah What - Hot Fuzz

Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so...

This is ridiculous No it's not Dad It's very unridiculous - Hot Fuzz

This is ridiculous No it's not Dad It's very...

What's the situation Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery - Hot Fuzz

What's the situation Two blokes and a fuckload of...

Don't go being a twat nowI wouldn't give you the satisfaction - Hot Fuzz

Don't go being a twat nowI wouldn't give you the...

Swan - Hot Fuzz

Pack it in Frank you silly bastard Now now - Hot Fuzz

Pack it in Frank you silly bastard Now now

Pack it in Frank you silly bastard Now now - Hot Fuzz

Pack it in Frank you silly bastard Now now

You don't mind a bit of manpower do you DorisOh dirty bastard - Hot Fuzz

You don't mind a bit of manpower do you DorisOh dirty...

You cheeky fucker - Hot Fuzz

You cheeky fucker

Run, Fat Boy, Run

You want your son to love you Don't break the law - Run, Fat Boy, Run

You want your son to love you Don't break the law

Run, Fat Boy, Run

I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago - Run, Fat Boy, Run

I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Oh hey I got you those tickets - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Oh hey I got you those tickets

Run, Fat Boy, Run

I mean uh you can see my point can't you - Run, Fat Boy, Run

I mean uh you can see my point can't you

Run, Fat Boy, Run

You know Look You can't even finish a sentence - Run, Fat Boy, Run

You know Look You can't even finish a sentence

Run, Fat Boy, Run

I would settle for something shaped like a fish - Run, Fat Boy, Run

I would settle for something shaped like a fish

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Yeah And I also thought it would be - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Yeah And I also thought it would be

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Named Phei Say can I just - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Named Phei Say can I just

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Sorry I went for a run this morning in my trunks - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Sorry I went for a run this morning in my trunks

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Why are you here - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Why are you here

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Go on Get running - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Go on Get running

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Hey maybe there's a little man in there - Run, Fat Boy, Run

Hey maybe there's a little man in there

Run, Fat Boy, Run

I saw your friend Gordon this morning - Run, Fat Boy, Run

I saw your friend Gordon this morning

Run, Fat Boy, Run

I've got something for you - Run, Fat Boy, Run

I've got something for you