Clips with Simon Rex

Scary Movie 3 I got a dreamWhat is your dream To have a dream - Scary Movie 3 00:05
I got a dreamWhat is your dream To have a dream
Scary Movie 3 So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow nightOh I don't believe this shitWord You two should come downI'll be rappin' I'll be cappin'I'll be tappin' I'll be flappin'I'll be happen ingDing bing wingYo Sounds goodWould could should 'hoodUgh - Scary Movie 3 00:23
So I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow...
Scary Movie 3 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up hereand start living down hereNo but what if we stop living over here and move over thereMy Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there manBut that bitch got evictedWord What for I'm dead seriousMice Mice I - Scary Movie 3 00:38
You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up...
Scary Movie 3 Oh shit - Scary Movie 3 00:14
Oh shit
Scary Movie 3 George George The hoodLose the hoodI know We're in the 'hood now No manHe's a dead manYou guys feeling me In the 'hood - Scary Movie 3 00:12
George George The hoodLose the hoodI know We're in the...
Scary Movie 3 GEORGE: Oh, my God. - Scary Movie 3 00:18
GEORGE: Oh, my God.
Scary Movie 3 Sue's teacher BrendaShe'sShe's deadOh I better tell herNo no no I can do itSueYesYou know your teacher Miss BrendaYeahShe's dead AahGone foreverDied a horrible painful deathGone gone gone just like your dogMy dog's deadI just ran him over with the car - Scary Movie 3 00:39
Sue's teacher BrendaShe'sShe's deadOh I...
Scary Movie 3 It's just the open coffin - Scary Movie 3 00:11
It's just the open coffin
Scary Movie 3 Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was my bitch - Scary Movie 3 00:08
Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacherYouBrenda was...
Scary Movie 3 Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me - Scary Movie 3 00:09
Oh God it's so hardWell you're beautiful and...
Scary Movie 3 I can't believe you let that happenI know I'm sorry I screwed upListen we can still save himThe answer to the tape to your crop circlesis at a lighthouseOh you think I'm crazy don't youOf course I do - Scary Movie 3 00:14
I can't believe you let that happenI know I'm...
Scary Movie 3 Something weird is going on at your farm I know itI don't knowSometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence - Scary Movie 3 00:08
Something weird is going on at your farm I know itI...
Scary Movie 3 Please no We mean you no harmWe traveled to your planet to find an evil little girlWe must destroy her before seven daysYou mean you watched the videotapeOur satellite picked up what we thought was Pootie TangThat was a week agoAnd now our entire race - Scary Movie 3 00:41
Please no We mean you no harmWe traveled to your planet to...
Scary Movie 3 If they're so peaceful why were they choking usOh that's how we say helloHello Nice to see youHello HelloWell how do you guys say goodbyeOhGroans I had to askIf you think that's strange you should see how we peeChokingSo we're not so different after all - Scary Movie 3 00:32
If they're so peaceful why were they choking usOh...
Scary Movie 3 FamilyThat's just what I've been running away fromWell that's because you're an idiot - Scary Movie 3 00:09
FamilyThat's just what I've been running away...
Scary Movie V Look They still throw their shit - Scary Movie V 00:10
Look They still throw their shit
Scary Movie V Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeting - Scary Movie V 00:14
Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board...
Scary Movie V Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits - Scary Movie V 00:05
Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits
Scary Movie V Hey we don't lick our balls in this house - Scary Movie V 00:07
Hey we don't lick our balls in this house
Red Rocket He kicks me out for like three nights - Red Rocket 00:26
He kicks me out for like three nights
Red Rocket There you go make it a large - Red Rocket 00:09
There you go make it a large
Red Rocket What did the donuts do on their first date - Red Rocket 00:17
What did the donuts do on their first date
Red Rocket I appreciate you taking care of the bills - Red Rocket 00:46
I appreciate you taking care of the bills
Red Rocket There's no fighting in my parking lot - Red Rocket 00:10
There's no fighting in my parking lot
Red Rocket But technically that was our first date - Red Rocket 00:20
But technically that was our first date
Red Rocket How do you know she's gonna be down for this man - Red Rocket 00:15
How do you know she's gonna be down for this man
Red Rocket You're persona non grata - Red Rocket 00:15
You're persona non grata
Red Rocket Now get the fuck out you suitcase pimp - Red Rocket 00:17
Now get the fuck out you suitcase pimp
Blink Twice So uh Sarah are are you gonna be on All Stars - Blink Twice 00:23
So uh Sarah are are you gonna be on All Stars
Blink Twice Bye babe - Blink Twice 00:04
Bye babe
Blink Twice They know dude They know everything - Blink Twice 00:06
They know dude They know everything
Bodied Ha ha white people - Bodied 00:02
Ha ha white people