Clips with Spencer Locke

Two and a Half Men S08 • E08 EVELYN: That tickles. JILL: You started it. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
EVELYN: That tickles. JILL: You started it.
Monster House Now what do you wantJust trying to get a head start on life and secure a successful futureYou want a successful futureWhen a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive throughgive him his burger not your phone number - Monster House 00:18
Now what do you wantJust trying to get a head start on life...
Monster House But back to business Eggs shaving cream toilet paperWithout candy I'm afraid your house is a bull's eye with shinglesNice try It's not my houseBabysitterOkay let's cut the crapMaybe the parents you work for left you 40 in emergency moneyMaybe they left me - Monster House 00:42
But back to business Eggs shaving cream toilet paperWithout...
Monster House Are you guys mentally challengedIf you are I'm certified to teach you baseball - Monster House 00:08
Are you guys mentally challengedIf you are I'm...
Monster House Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got any beerWell hello thereThis is ChowderCharles to the ladiesJenny BennettTwo term class president at Westbrook PrepThat's a tough school to get into Yeah I got in but decided not to goIt's a girls' - Monster House 00:32
Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got...
Monster House Is this pee Because if it is that's really grossIt's DJYou pee in bottlesWhat are you talking about That one's your pee - Monster House 00:14
Is this pee Because if it is that's really...
Monster House She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I don't spend time with guys like youBut a house just tried to eat me so you've got one hour - Monster House 00:21
She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I...
Monster House Smart house - Monster House 00:04
Smart house
Monster House What I thought if I shot the heart thatThat's not the heart Then what is itWell if those are the teeth and that's the tonguethen that must be the uvulaSo it's a girl houseWhat NoIt stimulates the gag reflex Everyone has a uvulaNot me - Monster House 00:26
What I thought if I shot the heart thatThat's not the...
Monster House And that's the tongue - Monster House 00:21
And that's the tongue
Monster House Then that must be the uvula - Monster House 00:18
Then that must be the uvula
Detention Lone did you tell Billy about us - Detention 00:13
Lone did you tell Billy about us
Detention That's hilarious What is it - Detention 00:43
That's hilarious What is it
Detention And you lied to me It is not normal for people's semen to glow in the dark - Detention 00:12
And you lied to me It is not normal for people's semen...
Walk Ride Rodeo Hey bubba - Walk Ride Rodeo 00:10
Hey bubba
Walk Ride Rodeo Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference - Walk Ride Rodeo 00:24
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
Walk Ride Rodeo When the doctors asked what my goals were - Walk Ride Rodeo 00:15
When the doctors asked what my goals were