Clips with Stefan Kapicic

Deadpool I've given Deadpool every chance to join usbut he'd rather act like a childA heavily armed childWhen will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X ManWhich benefits The matching unitardsThe house that blows up every few yearsPleaseHouse blowing up builds - Deadpool 00:22
I've given Deadpool every chance to join usbut...
Deadpool You ate breakfast yesBreakfast is most important meal of dayHere protein bar Good for bonesDeadpool may try to break yours - Deadpool 00:14
You ate breakfast yesBreakfast is most important meal of...
Deadpool Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull down a gaggle of assLocal dry cleaning discountsLucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team moviesCon They're all lame ass teacher's petsYou know I can hear youI wasn't talking to - Deadpool 00:25
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull...
Deadpool You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful and reckless use of your powersYou will both be coming with usLook Colossus I don't have time for the goody two shoes bullshit right now - Deadpool 00:14
You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful...
Deadpool We can't allow this DeadpoolPlease come quietlyYou big chrome cock gobblerThat's not niceYou're really gonna fuck this up for meTrust me that wheezing bag of dick tips has it comingHe's pure evilBesides nobody's getting hurtThat guy was already up there - Deadpool 00:29
We can't allow this DeadpoolPlease come quietlyYou big...
Deadpool Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite unfortunateThat does itCanadaThat's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite...
Deadpool Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite unfortunate That does it Oh Canada That's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite...
Deadpool Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the prostate Or is that the on switch - Deadpool 00:06
Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the...
Deadpool Who brought this twinkly manTwinkly but deadlyMy chrome penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solidIn exchange I said that I would consider joining his boy bandIt's not boy bandSure it's not - Deadpool 00:17
Who brought this twinkly manTwinkly but deadlyMy chrome...
Deadpool You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for FrancisThat's why I brought himI prefer not to hit a woman so pleaseI mean that's why I brought herOh no finish your tweet It's not That'sJust give us a second YeahThere you go Hashtag itGo get her tigerI so - Deadpool 00:40
You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for...
Deadpool And you chicken noodlenothing compares to youSinéad O'Connor 1990 SorryThat's all right You're coolWhat in the assThat was not mean I'm proud of youWe will make an X Man of you yet WadeFor a second there it felt like we were three mini lion robotscoming - Deadpool 00:28
And you chicken noodlenothing compares to youSinéad...
Deadpool 2 What are you doingMy jobYou're the one who said I was readyand I frankly disagreed with youBut here we are trying to overcome our differencesLike Beyonce says PleasePlease stop cheating on me - Deadpool 2 00:16
What are you doingMy jobYou're the one who said I was...
Deadpool 2 Come quietly or there will be troubleYou stole that from Robocop That's from RobocopJust stand downYou're embarrassing me Look Fire - Deadpool 2 00:12
Come quietly or there will be troubleYou stole that from...
Deadpool 2 Who killed Vanessa got away - Deadpool 2 01:09
Who killed Vanessa got away
Deadpool 2 You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight for what's rightAnd sometimes you gotta fight dirty - Deadpool 2 00:09
You are not judge jury or executionerFuck your rules I fight...
Deadpool 2 Wade What was first rule - Deadpool 2 00:06
Wade What was first rule
Deadpool 2 Do not escalate Rules are meant to be broken - Deadpool 2 00:08
Do not escalate Rules are meant to be broken
Deadpool 2 I made mistakes - Deadpool 2 01:32
I made mistakes
Deadpool 2 Say fuck for meJust once Come onwe'll do it together It's no big dealHere we go One two three F F FFuckWow Enjoy hell swamp mouth - Deadpool 2 00:15
Say fuck for meJust once Come onwe'll do it together...
Deadpool & Wolverine You watched anything goodGreat British Bake OffOh goddamnThat show stood between me and suicide for 10 years - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:09
You watched anything goodGreat British Bake OffOh...
Deadpool & Wolverine Happy birthday to you - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:29
Happy birthday to you