Clips with Steve Carell

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Seeking a Friend for the End... You have a lot of guns and a lot of potato chips - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 00:05
You have a lot of guns and a lot of potato chips
Seeking a Friend for the End... How did you learn to cook like this - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 00:07
How did you learn to cook like this
Seeking a Friend for the End... You're a really nice person - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 00:12
You're a really nice person
Seeking a Friend for the End... So you're here to tell me all the things I did wrong - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 00:07
So you're here to tell me all the things I did wrong
Seeking a Friend for the End... I don't want to fall asleep okay - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 00:32
I don't want to fall asleep okay
Despicable Me Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yardand I don't appreciate itSorry You know dogs They go wherever they want to goUnless they're deadI'm jokingAlthough it is true Anyway have a good one - Despicable Me 00:25
Hello FredFYI your dog has been leaving little bombs all...
Despicable Me You've got to be pulling on my leg - Despicable Me 00:05
You've got to be pulling on my leg
Despicable Me Assemble the minions - Despicable Me 00:04
Assemble the minions
Despicable Me We stole the Statue of Libertythe small one from Las VegasAnd I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower Also Vegas - Despicable Me 00:16
We stole the Statue of Libertythe small one from Las...
Despicable Me Now we have located a shrink rayin a secret lab and once we take this shrink raywe will have the capabilityto pull off the true crime of the centuryWe are going to stealWait wait I haven't told you what it is yetHeyDave listen up pleaseNext we are going - Despicable Me 01:10
Now we have located a shrink rayin a secret lab and once we...
Despicable Me Ma someday I'm going to go to the moonI'm afraid you're too late SonNASA isn't sending the monkeys any more - Despicable Me 00:11
Ma someday I'm going to go to the moonI'm afraid...
Despicable Me You don't have itAnd yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for moneyApparently - Despicable Me 00:10
You don't have itAnd yet you have the audacity to ask...
Despicable Me No no no - Despicable Me 00:06
No no no
Despicable Me I hate that guy - Despicable Me 00:04
I hate that guy
Despicable Me Light bulb - Despicable Me 00:04
Light bulb
Despicable Me Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle mydogFluffy doggyWhat kind of dog is thatHe is a I don't know - Despicable Me 00:22
Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle...
Despicable Me No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose the plan will work with twoHey It's dark in hereIt poked a hole in my juice box - Despicable Me 00:20
No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose...
Despicable Me Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number oneYou will not touch anythingWhat about the floorYes you may touch the floorWhat about the airYes you may touch the airWhat about thisWhere did you get that Found itOkay Rule number two You will not - Despicable Me 01:06
Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number...
Despicable Me Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at this Watch meCookie robots I said cookie robotsWhy are you so old - Despicable Me 00:22
Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at...
Despicable Me We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti gravity serumI meant to close that He'll be all right I'm sureDo the effects wear off So farno No they don't - Despicable Me 00:21
We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti...
Despicable Me And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said dart gun not OkayOh yes 'Cause I was wonderingunder what circumstances would we use this - Despicable Me 00:20
And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said...
Despicable Me Okay bedtimeNot you two - Despicable Me 00:08
Okay bedtimeNot you two
Despicable Me Just so you knowyou're never gonna be my dadI think I can live with that - Despicable Me 00:09
Just so you knowyou're never gonna be my dadI think I...
Despicable Me Are these beds made out of bombsYes but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow upBut try not to toss and turnCool - Despicable Me 00:13
Are these beds made out of bombsYes but they are very old...
Despicable Me So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs biteBecause there are literally thousands of themAnd there's probably something in your closetHe's just kidding Agnes - Despicable Me 00:18
So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs...
Despicable Me Pinkie promiseOh yes My pinkie promises - Despicable Me 00:08
Pinkie promiseOh yes My pinkie promises
Despicable Me Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works - Despicable Me 00:07
Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works
Despicable Me I fly to the moon I shrink the moonI grab the moon I sit on the toiletWhatSorry SorryCould you excuse me for just one second - Despicable Me 00:17
I fly to the moon I shrink the moonI grab the moon I sit on...
Despicable Me Can we get stuffed crustStuffed crust Stuffed crustI'll stuff you all in the crustYou're funnyJust don't come out of that room again - Despicable Me 00:14
Can we get stuffed crustStuffed crust Stuffed crustI'll...
Despicable Me Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moonLook Mom I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroniLook Mom I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype - Despicable Me 00:20
Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moonLook Mom...
Despicable Me In terms of moneywe have no money - Despicable Me 00:08
In terms of moneywe have no money
Despicable Me Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smellYou did not - Despicable Me 00:07
Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smellYou did...
Despicable Me Will you read us a bedtime storyNoPretty pleaseThe physical appearance of the please makes no differenceIt is still no so go to sleep - Despicable Me 00:17
Will you read us a bedtime storyNoPretty pleaseThe physical...
Despicable Me This is literatureA 2 year old could have written this All right - Despicable Me 00:07
This is literatureA 2 year old could have written this All...
Despicable Me Come on come on - Despicable Me 00:05
Come on come on
Despicable Me Now the girlsActually I think I'll hold on to them a little while longerNoOh yeah Unpredictable - Despicable Me 00:12
Now the girlsActually I think I'll hold on to them a...
Despicable Me Listen close you little punkWhen I get in there you are in for a world of painI'm really scaredHe is gonna kick your butt - Despicable Me 00:15
Listen close you little punkWhen I get in there you are in...
Despicable Me You gave us backI know I know And it is the worst mistake I ever madeBut you have to jump now - Despicable Me 00:10
You gave us backI know I know And it is the worst mistake I...
Despicable Me You gave us back - Despicable Me 00:08
You gave us back
Despicable Me Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously - Despicable Me 00:06
Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously
Despicable Me One big unicorn strong and freethought he was happy as he could beThen three little kittens came aroundand turned his whole life upside downHey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about These are kittensAny relation to persons living or dead is - Despicable Me 00:49
One big unicorn strong and freethought he was happy as he...
Despicable Me Hey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about These are kittensAny relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental - Despicable Me 00:10
Hey that one looks like meNo what are you talking about...
Crazy, Stupid, Love Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09
Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three
Crazy, Stupid, Love Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:19
Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced
Crazy, Stupid, Love Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:14
Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore
Crazy, Stupid, Love Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10
Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple...
Crazy, Stupid, Love The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh...
Crazy, Stupid, Love What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15
What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know
Crazy, Stupid, Love Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
Let's talk about how many women you've been with
Crazy, Stupid, Love Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
Would you put on some clothes please
Crazy, Stupid, Love At the end of the night do I ask them to come home - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:21
At the end of the night do I ask them to come home
Crazy, Stupid, Love What do you wanna do with me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
What do you wanna do with me
Crazy, Stupid, Love Go get her back - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10
Go get her back
Crazy, Stupid, Love And I'm so mad at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
And I'm so mad at you
Crazy, Stupid, Love What a clich - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
What a clich
Crazy, Stupid, Love What are you doing here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
What are you doing here
Crazy, Stupid, Love Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:40
Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going...
Crazy, Stupid, Love Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31
Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing
Crazy, Stupid, Love You pointing at me You pointing at him - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06
You pointing at me You pointing at him
Crazy, Stupid, Love I have loved her even when I've hated her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
I have loved her even when I've hated her
Crazy, Stupid, Love I will never stop trying - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
I will never stop trying
Crazy, Stupid, Love So I bought a firearm - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03
So I bought a firearm
The Big Short And I'm getting madder and madder - The Big Short 00:21
And I'm getting madder and madder
The Big Short This guy's whole business is build upon ripping people off how long can that last - The Big Short 00:05
This guy's whole business is build upon ripping people...
The Big Short Hey Excuse meLet me ask you this What company treats its customers that shittily and succeedsFine OK Goldman - The Big Short 00:13
Hey Excuse meLet me ask you this What company treats its...
The Big Short But It is a shitstorm out here sweetie You have no idea the kind of crap people are pullingAnd everybody is walking around like they're in a goddamn Enya videoThey're all getting screwed you knowYou know what they care about They care about the ballgameOr - The Big Short 00:19
But It is a shitstorm out here sweetie You have no idea the...
The Big Short I love my job - The Big Short 00:03
I love my job
The Big Short I'm sorry do you smell that what is that WhatWhat's that smell CologneNoOpportunityNo MoneyI smell money - The Big Short 00:16
I'm sorry do you smell that what is that...
The Big Short And you're completely sure of the mathLook at himThat's my QuantYour whatMy quantitative My maths specialist Look at himYou notice anything different about him Look at his faceLook at his eyes I'll give you a hintHis name is YangHe won a national maths - The Big Short 00:42
And you're completely sure of the mathLook at...
The Big Short So You're offering us a chance to short this pile of blocksHowWith something called a credit default swapIt's like insurance on the bond and if it goes bust you can make 10 to 1Even 20 to 1 return and it's already slowly going bust10 to 1 20 to 1 No - The Big Short 02:04
So You're offering us a chance to short this pile of...