Steve Martin

Steve Martin quotes in movies

Self (archive footage) I Am Mother poster I Am Mother Neal Page Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster Planes, Trains & Automobiles Freddy Benson Dirty Rotten Scoundrels poster Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Hotep The Prince of Egypt poster The Prince of Egypt Navin The Jerk poster The Jerk Insolent Waiter The Muppet Movie poster The Muppet Movie Captain Smek Home poster Home Rigby Reardon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Gil Parenthood poster Parenthood Self - Introductory Host Fantasia 2000 poster Fantasia 2000 Adam Schaffer It's Complicated poster It's Complicated C. D. Bales Roxanne poster Roxanne George Banks Father of the Bride poster Father of the Bride Mr. Chairman Looney Tunes: Back in Action poster Looney Tunes: Back in Action Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen poster Cheaper by the Dozen Lucky Day Three Amigos! poster Three Amigos! George Banks Father of the Bride Part II poster Father of the Bride Part II Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr The Man with Two Brains poster The Man with Two Brains Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen 2 poster Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Ray Porter Shopgirl poster Shopgirl Clouseau The Pink Panther poster The Pink Panther Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Howard poster Howard Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind Rags Love the Coopers poster Love the Coopers Stu Preissler The Big Year poster The Big Year Clouseau The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Jonas Leap of Faith poster Leap of Faith Davis Grand Canyon poster Grand Canyon Davis HouseSitter poster HouseSitter Larry The Lonely Guy poster The Lonely Guy Barry Baby Mama poster Baby Mama Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Bowfinger Bowfinger poster Bowfinger Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli My Blue Heaven poster My Blue Heaven Harris K. Telemacher L A Story poster L A Story Self Love, Gilda poster Love, Gilda Raider Babe: Pig in the City poster Babe: Pig in the City Self - Comedian Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay poster Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and... Steve Martin Jiminy Glick in Lalawood poster Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Norm Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk poster Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Henry Clark The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Arthur Pennies from Heaven poster Pennies from Heaven Self Oh, Hello on Broadway poster Oh, Hello on Broadway Jimmy Dell The Spanish Prisoner poster The Spanish Prisoner Philip Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Peter Sanderson Bringing Down the House poster Bringing Down the House Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Little Shop of Horrors poster Little Shop of Horrors Dr. Maxwell Edison Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band poster Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Self The Kids Are Alright poster The Kids Are Alright The Brother And the Band Played On poster And the Band Played On Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Charles-Haden Savage Only Murders in the Building poster Only Murders in the Building Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self George Carlin's American Dream poster George Carlin's American Dream Michael McCann A Simple Twist of Fate poster A Simple Twist of Fate Self Jim Henson Idea Man poster Jim Henson Idea Man Self - Actor This Is the Tom Green Documentary poster This Is the Tom Green Documentary Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Steve Martin

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The Jerk Man St Louis - The Jerk 00:08
Man St Louis
The Muppet Movie Oh waiter - The Muppet Movie 00:13
Oh waiter
The Muppet Movie Impetuous thing - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Impetuous thing
The Muppet Movie You may serve us now - The Muppet Movie 00:11
You may serve us now
The Muppet Movie Will you taste it for us - The Muppet Movie 00:27
Will you taste it for us
The Muppet Movie Are you Miss Piggy - The Muppet Movie 00:20
Are you Miss Piggy
The Muppet Movie You Kermit the Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:13
You Kermit the Frog
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Was she real There was only one way to find out - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:34
Was she real There was only one way to find out
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid If you want me to investigate your father's death I get 10 a day - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:22
If you want me to investigate your father's death I get...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I hadn't seen a body like that - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
I hadn't seen a body like that
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I had no trouble finding Dr Forrest's cheese lab - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:07
I had no trouble finding Dr Forrest's cheese lab
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Guess to be a really good exterminator you have to enjoy killing things - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
Guess to be a really good exterminator you have to enjoy...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Yes I'd like to see Miss Forrest - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
Yes I'd like to see Miss Forrest
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Get your sister Leona for me - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:25
Get your sister Leona for me
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Mrs Hastings My name's Reardon Sorry to hear your father's passed on - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
Mrs Hastings My name's Reardon Sorry to hear your...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid What are you talking about - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:04
What are you talking about
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I don't blame you for strangling me - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
I don't blame you for strangling me
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid But what does FOC mean - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:12
But what does FOC mean
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid This is never gonna heal - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:05
This is never gonna heal
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sometimes I feel I would like to - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:30
Sometimes I feel I would like to
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Hello Marlowe - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:28
Hello Marlowe
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid And Marlowe Put this on for me huh As a favour - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:08
And Marlowe Put this on for me huh As a favour
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid How about you handsome Haven't I seen you somewhere before - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:09
How about you handsome Haven't I seen you somewhere...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid When these people leave maybe you and I can have a party of our own - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:07
When these people leave maybe you and I can have a party of...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Come on Let's go out dancin' - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:09
Come on Let's go out dancin'
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Hi It's me Rigby - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:22
Hi It's me Rigby
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid You wearin' a tie Goodbye - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:04
You wearin' a tie Goodbye
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid That's one thing I've learned about clients Dead ones don't pay their bills - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:07
That's one thing I've learned about clients Dead...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid One thing about Monica The words I can't weren't in her vocabulary - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:16
One thing about Monica The words I can't weren't...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I'm working on an important case It's dangerous and you'll probably be killed - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:17
I'm working on an important case It's dangerous...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Don't go near my daughter Don't try to see her Don't write and don't phone - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:10
Don't go near my daughter Don't try to see her...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid And I brought you a puppy something you never had as a boy - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
And I brought you a puppy something you never had as a boy
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid You want a puppy I'd love a dog - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
You want a puppy I'd love a dog
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid What's he payin' you boys I'll double it and we'll beat the shit outta him - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
What's he payin' you boys I'll double it and...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Juliet - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:13
Juliet
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Do I look like a dame Not as much as I do - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:05
Do I look like a dame Not as much as I do
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:29
Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid What do you think - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:06
What do you think
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench in the machine shop - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:18
The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid The guard looks suspicious Act like I'm your ma - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:26
The guard looks suspicious Act like I'm your ma
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Her lips were warm and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:28
Her lips were warm and my arm wasn't the only thing...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Or was she a member of the Carlotta conspiracy and had set me up - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
Or was she a member of the Carlotta conspiracy and had set...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid All dames are alike - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:30
All dames are alike
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Juliet This is Alan - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:11
Juliet This is Alan
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Can you get a map of South America - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:33
Can you get a map of South America
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid When I arrived I thought of the words Marlowe had said to me 15 years ago - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:19
When I arrived I thought of the words Marlowe had said to me...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t r u b i l - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:09
Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t r u...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Be careful of the uh fat one who sweats a lot - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:14
Be careful of the uh fat one who sweats a lot
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Where are you staying Hotel Guano - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:05
Where are you staying Hotel Guano
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid We know who you are Mr Rigby - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:36
We know who you are Mr Rigby
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid What do you know about a plane with Germermans on it - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:34
What do you know about a plane with Germermans on it
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Are you wearing pyjamas Se or I'll help you take them off - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:36
Are you wearing pyjamas Se or I'll help you take them...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid It is customary in these situations for the developer of the plan to describe it - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:37
It is customary in these situations for the developer of the...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Would I be your Reinemachefrau - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:20
Would I be your Reinemachefrau
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Cowards Fools - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:35
Cowards Fools
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Se or Reardon when will you be leaving Carlotta - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:26
Se or Reardon when will you be leaving Carlotta
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid What are you doing - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 00:21
What are you doing
The Man with Two Brains What are they saying - The Man with Two Brains 00:32
What are they saying
The Man with Two Brains Are you hyperventilating the patient No doctor - The Man with Two Brains 00:18
Are you hyperventilating the patient No doctor
The Man with Two Brains I appreciate your letting me observe that brain operation today - The Man with Two Brains 00:10
I appreciate your letting me observe that brain operation...
The Man with Two Brains Were you interested in science as a child - The Man with Two Brains 00:18
Were you interested in science as a child
The Man with Two Brains Would you read that back - The Man with Two Brains 00:19
Would you read that back
The Man with Two Brains Dr Furrier - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
Dr Furrier
The Man with Two Brains Is that her - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
Is that her
The Man with Two Brains Little girl Yes sir - The Man with Two Brains 00:36
Little girl Yes sir
The Man with Two Brains Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me - The Man with Two Brains 00:16
Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me
The Man with Two Brains Dr Beckerman was murdered in Europe You know that - The Man with Two Brains 00:10
Dr Beckerman was murdered in Europe You know that
The Man with Two Brains Cover her breasts I'm a man flesh and blood - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
Cover her breasts I'm a man flesh and blood
The Man with Two Brains The Complete Poems of John Lilyson - The Man with Two Brains 00:27
The Complete Poems of John Lilyson
The Man with Two Brains There it is darling Your new home The House of Hfuhruhurr - The Man with Two Brains 00:17
There it is darling Your new home The House of Hfuhruhurr