Steve Martin

Steve Martin quotes in movies

Self (archive footage) I Am Mother poster I Am Mother Neal Page Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster Planes, Trains & Automobiles Freddy Benson Dirty Rotten Scoundrels poster Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Hotep The Prince of Egypt poster The Prince of Egypt Navin The Jerk poster The Jerk Insolent Waiter The Muppet Movie poster The Muppet Movie Captain Smek Home poster Home Rigby Reardon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Gil Parenthood poster Parenthood Self - Introductory Host Fantasia 2000 poster Fantasia 2000 Adam Schaffer It's Complicated poster It's Complicated C. D. Bales Roxanne poster Roxanne George Banks Father of the Bride poster Father of the Bride Mr. Chairman Looney Tunes: Back in Action poster Looney Tunes: Back in Action Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen poster Cheaper by the Dozen Lucky Day Three Amigos! poster Three Amigos! George Banks Father of the Bride Part II poster Father of the Bride Part II Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr The Man with Two Brains poster The Man with Two Brains Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen 2 poster Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Ray Porter Shopgirl poster Shopgirl Clouseau The Pink Panther poster The Pink Panther Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Howard poster Howard Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind Rags Love the Coopers poster Love the Coopers Stu Preissler The Big Year poster The Big Year Clouseau The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Jonas Leap of Faith poster Leap of Faith Davis Grand Canyon poster Grand Canyon Davis HouseSitter poster HouseSitter Larry The Lonely Guy poster The Lonely Guy Barry Baby Mama poster Baby Mama Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Bowfinger Bowfinger poster Bowfinger Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli My Blue Heaven poster My Blue Heaven Harris K. Telemacher L A Story poster L A Story Self Love, Gilda poster Love, Gilda Raider Babe: Pig in the City poster Babe: Pig in the City Self - Comedian Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay poster Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and... Steve Martin Jiminy Glick in Lalawood poster Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Norm Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk poster Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Henry Clark The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Arthur Pennies from Heaven poster Pennies from Heaven Self Oh, Hello on Broadway poster Oh, Hello on Broadway Jimmy Dell The Spanish Prisoner poster The Spanish Prisoner Philip Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Peter Sanderson Bringing Down the House poster Bringing Down the House Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Little Shop of Horrors poster Little Shop of Horrors Dr. Maxwell Edison Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band poster Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Self The Kids Are Alright poster The Kids Are Alright The Brother And the Band Played On poster And the Band Played On Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Charles-Haden Savage Only Murders in the Building poster Only Murders in the Building Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self George Carlin's American Dream poster George Carlin's American Dream Michael McCann A Simple Twist of Fate poster A Simple Twist of Fate Self Jim Henson Idea Man poster Jim Henson Idea Man Self - Actor This Is the Tom Green Documentary poster This Is the Tom Green Documentary Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Steve Martin

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The Man with Two Brains By the way I fired Ramon yesterday Ramon But - The Man with Two Brains 00:17
By the way I fired Ramon yesterday Ramon But
The Man with Two Brains I can't wait till next Thursday - The Man with Two Brains 00:17
I can't wait till next Thursday
The Man with Two Brains I never in my wildest imagination ever thought it could be like that - The Man with Two Brains 00:19
I never in my wildest imagination ever thought it could be...
The Man with Two Brains Ladies and gentlemen I can envision a day - The Man with Two Brains 00:10
Ladies and gentlemen I can envision a day
The Man with Two Brains What's the matter You have to forgive me - The Man with Two Brains 00:13
What's the matter You have to forgive me
The Man with Two Brains Leaping lizards Yes we have those - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
Leaping lizards Yes we have those
The Man with Two Brains I've never seen so many brains out of their heads before - The Man with Two Brains 00:09
I've never seen so many brains out of their heads...
The Man with Two Brains We doctors should only accept death when it's caused by our incompetence - The Man with Two Brains 00:12
We doctors should only accept death when it's caused by...
The Man with Two Brains Dolores I'm making a citizen's divorce - The Man with Two Brains 00:15
Dolores I'm making a citizen's divorce
The Man with Two Brains Oh yeah you and your wife are expected for dinner - The Man with Two Brains 00:15
Oh yeah you and your wife are expected for dinner
The Man with Two Brains But you're welcome to wait in the den - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
But you're welcome to wait in the den
The Man with Two Brains Can I get you anything else doctor I'm about to retire - The Man with Two Brains 00:08
Can I get you anything else doctor I'm about to retire
The Man with Two Brains I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar - The Man with Two Brains 00:32
I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar
The Man with Two Brains Oh stop it Michael I know there's something weird - The Man with Two Brains 00:09
Oh stop it Michael I know there's something weird
The Man with Two Brains One two three four five six seven eight ten - The Man with Two Brains 00:16
One two three four five six seven eight ten
The Man with Two Brains Out of my life If you lay a finger on me I'll kill you - The Man with Two Brains 00:11
Out of my life If you lay a finger on me I'll kill you
The Man with Two Brains Into the mud scum queen - The Man with Two Brains 00:05
Into the mud scum queen
The Man with Two Brains My research has advanced to a point - The Man with Two Brains 00:11
My research has advanced to a point
The Man with Two Brains She just She just doesn't have any Va voom - The Man with Two Brains 00:06
She just She just doesn't have any Va voom
The Man with Two Brains I can't Can't what - The Man with Two Brains 00:16
I can't Can't what
The Man with Two Brains Dolores You You're the Elevator Killer - The Man with Two Brains 00:35
Dolores You You're the Elevator Killer
The Man with Two Brains Now juggle these do a tap dance - The Man with Two Brains 00:12
Now juggle these do a tap dance
The Man with Two Brains Wait She's not drunk she's dead - The Man with Two Brains 00:09
Wait She's not drunk she's dead
The Man with Two Brains You are playing God Somebody has to - The Man with Two Brains 00:05
You are playing God Somebody has to
The Lonely Guy What are you working on hubbard - The Lonely Guy 00:31
What are you working on hubbard
The Lonely Guy I don't believe you - The Lonely Guy 00:39
I don't believe you
The Lonely Guy No better than melanie You're not gonna stay lonely forever are ya - The Lonely Guy 00:09
No better than melanie You're not gonna stay lonely...
The Lonely Guy All right fine but before you can sign the lease - The Lonely Guy 00:54
All right fine but before you can sign the lease
The Lonely Guy Well i'd gotten some furniture but the big news was the phone - The Lonely Guy 00:19
Well i'd gotten some furniture but the big news was the...
The Lonely Guy I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile - The Lonely Guy 00:55
I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile
The Lonely Guy Would you care for a cocktail sir - The Lonely Guy 00:07
Would you care for a cocktail sir
The Lonely Guy When i was in high school i went to a movie theater with a girl - The Lonely Guy 00:31
When i was in high school i went to a movie theater with a...
The Lonely Guy Warren come down from there You have too much to live for - The Lonely Guy 00:22
Warren come down from there You have too much to live for
The Lonely Guy Iris please It's not going to work larry - The Lonely Guy 00:12
Iris please It's not going to work larry
The Lonely Guy I think you and i have something special - The Lonely Guy 00:16
I think you and i have something special
The Lonely Guy It just wasn't meant to be larry - The Lonely Guy 00:23
It just wasn't meant to be larry
The Lonely Guy Larry Daniele - The Lonely Guy 00:22
Larry Daniele
The Lonely Guy It feels so good next to your body - The Lonely Guy 00:18
It feels so good next to your body
The Lonely Guy I'm sorry - The Lonely Guy 00:31
I'm sorry
The Lonely Guy Do you think you're the only one who's afraid of being hurt Do you think i'm not - The Lonely Guy 00:18
Do you think you're the only one who's afraid of...
Three Amigos! You dirt eating piece of slime - Three Amigos! 00:23
You dirt eating piece of slime
Three Amigos! My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile - Three Amigos! 01:17
My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile
Three Amigos! Wherever there is injustice - Three Amigos! 00:31
Wherever there is injustice
Three Amigos! He's tuckered out all ready - Three Amigos! 02:15
He's tuckered out all ready
Three Amigos! What we're talking about is money real money - Three Amigos! 00:10
What we're talking about is money real money
Three Amigos! You are very great - Three Amigos! 00:55
You are very great
Three Amigos! Look up here look up here - Three Amigos! 00:08
Look up here look up here
Three Amigos! My little buttercup has the sweetest smile - Three Amigos! 00:11
My little buttercup has the sweetest smile
Three Amigos! Dear Little Buttercup - Three Amigos! 00:08
Dear Little Buttercup
Three Amigos! What are you gonna do with your share of the money - Three Amigos! 00:51
What are you gonna do with your share of the money
Three Amigos! Oh great - Three Amigos! 00:08
Oh great
Three Amigos! What am I doing in Mexico - Three Amigos! 00:45
What am I doing in Mexico
Three Amigos! How do you like your bat - Three Amigos! 00:10
How do you like your bat
Three Amigos! You killed the invisible swordsman - Three Amigos! 00:24
You killed the invisible swordsman
Three Amigos! We're just gonna have to use our brains - Three Amigos! 00:17
We're just gonna have to use our brains
Three Amigos! So I just wait here then - Three Amigos! 00:05
So I just wait here then
Three Amigos! What do you mean - Three Amigos! 00:18
What do you mean
Three Amigos! All of us has an El Guapo to face - Three Amigos! 00:29
All of us has an El Guapo to face
Three Amigos! I'll come back one day - Three Amigos! 00:06
I'll come back one day
Three Amigos! Wherever liberty is threatened you will find - Three Amigos! 00:09
Wherever liberty is threatened you will find
Planes, Trains &... Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:17
Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels My grandmother is wonderful - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:53
My grandmother is wonderful
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels We're the weaker sex - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:30
We're the weaker sex
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Look what I did in the dining car - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:21
Look what I did in the dining car
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I didn't steal any money from her - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19
I didn't steal any money from her
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lawrence Jamieson - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 01:00
Lawrence Jamieson
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lawrence Lawrence Lacko - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:11
Lawrence Lawrence Lacko
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels This is really very serious - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19
This is really very serious
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lady Fanny of Omaha - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:21
Lady Fanny of Omaha
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I know the moves - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:07
I know the moves