Steve Martin quotes in movies
Self (archive footage)
I Am Mother
Neal Page
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Freddy Benson
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Hotep
The Prince of Egypt
Navin
The Jerk
Insolent Waiter
The Muppet Movie
Captain Smek
Home
Rigby Reardon
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Gil
Parenthood
Self - Introductory Host
Fantasia 2000
Adam Schaffer
It's Complicated
C. D. Bales
Roxanne
George Banks
Father of the Bride
Mr. Chairman
Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Tom Baker
Cheaper by the Dozen
Lucky Day
Three Amigos!
George Banks
Father of the Bride Part II
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
The Man with Two Brains
Tom Baker
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Ray Porter
Shopgirl
Clouseau
The Pink Panther
Orin Scrivello D.D.S.
Howard
Self
Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind
Rags
Love the Coopers
Stu Preissler
The Big Year
Clouseau
The Pink Panther 2
Jonas
Leap of Faith
Davis
Grand Canyon
Davis
HouseSitter
Larry
The Lonely Guy
Barry
Baby Mama
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Bowfinger
Bowfinger
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
My Blue Heaven
Harris K. Telemacher
L A Story
Self
Love, Gilda
Raider
Babe: Pig in the City
Self - Comedian
Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and...
Steve Martin
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood
Norm
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Henry Clark
The Out of Towners
Arthur
Pennies from Heaven
Self
Oh, Hello on Broadway
Jimmy Dell
The Spanish Prisoner
Philip
Mixed Nuts
Peter Sanderson
Bringing Down the House
Orin Scrivello D.D.S.
Little Shop of Horrors
Dr. Maxwell Edison
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Self
The Kids Are Alright
The Brother
And the Band Played On
Self - Special Guest Star
The Muppet Show
Charles-Haden Savage
Only Murders in the Building
Self
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
Self
George Carlin's American Dream
Michael McCann
A Simple Twist of Fate
Self
Jim Henson Idea Man
Self - Actor
This Is the Tom Green Documentary
Self
SNL50: The Anniversary Special
Clips with Steve Martin
The Man with Two Brains
00:17
By the way I fired Ramon yesterday Ramon But
The Man with Two Brains
00:17
I can't wait till next Thursday
The Man with Two Brains
00:19
I never in my wildest imagination ever thought it could be...
The Man with Two Brains
00:10
Ladies and gentlemen I can envision a day
The Man with Two Brains
00:13
What's the matter You have to forgive me
The Man with Two Brains
00:06
Leaping lizards Yes we have those
The Man with Two Brains
00:09
I've never seen so many brains out of their heads...
The Man with Two Brains
00:12
We doctors should only accept death when it's caused by...
The Man with Two Brains
00:15
Dolores I'm making a citizen's divorce
The Man with Two Brains
00:15
Oh yeah you and your wife are expected for dinner
The Man with Two Brains
00:06
But you're welcome to wait in the den
The Man with Two Brains
00:08
Can I get you anything else doctor I'm about to retire
The Man with Two Brains
00:32
I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar
The Man with Two Brains
00:09
Oh stop it Michael I know there's something weird
The Man with Two Brains
00:16
One two three four five six seven eight ten
The Man with Two Brains
00:11
Out of my life If you lay a finger on me I'll kill you
The Man with Two Brains
00:05
Into the mud scum queen
The Man with Two Brains
00:11
My research has advanced to a point
The Man with Two Brains
00:06
She just She just doesn't have any Va voom
The Man with Two Brains
00:16
I can't Can't what
The Man with Two Brains
00:35
Dolores You You're the Elevator Killer
The Man with Two Brains
00:12
Now juggle these do a tap dance
The Man with Two Brains
00:09
Wait She's not drunk she's dead
The Man with Two Brains
00:05
You are playing God Somebody has to
The Lonely Guy
00:31
What are you working on hubbard
The Lonely Guy
00:39
I don't believe you
The Lonely Guy
00:09
No better than melanie You're not gonna stay lonely...
The Lonely Guy
00:54
All right fine but before you can sign the lease
The Lonely Guy
00:19
Well i'd gotten some furniture but the big news was the...
The Lonely Guy
00:55
I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile
The Lonely Guy
00:07
Would you care for a cocktail sir
The Lonely Guy
00:31
When i was in high school i went to a movie theater with a...
The Lonely Guy
00:22
Warren come down from there You have too much to live for
The Lonely Guy
00:12
Iris please It's not going to work larry
The Lonely Guy
00:16
I think you and i have something special
The Lonely Guy
00:23
It just wasn't meant to be larry
The Lonely Guy
00:22
Larry Daniele
The Lonely Guy
00:18
It feels so good next to your body
The Lonely Guy
00:31
I'm sorry
The Lonely Guy
00:18
Do you think you're the only one who's afraid of...
Three Amigos!
00:23
You dirt eating piece of slime
Three Amigos!
01:17
My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile
Three Amigos!
00:31
Wherever there is injustice
Three Amigos!
02:15
He's tuckered out all ready
Three Amigos!
00:10
What we're talking about is money real money
Three Amigos!
00:55
You are very great
Three Amigos!
00:08
Look up here look up here
Three Amigos!
00:11
My little buttercup has the sweetest smile
Three Amigos!
00:08
Dear Little Buttercup
Three Amigos!
00:51
What are you gonna do with your share of the money
Three Amigos!
00:08
Oh great
Three Amigos!
00:45
What am I doing in Mexico
Three Amigos!
00:10
How do you like your bat
Three Amigos!
00:24
You killed the invisible swordsman
Three Amigos!
00:17
We're just gonna have to use our brains
Three Amigos!
00:05
So I just wait here then
Three Amigos!
00:18
What do you mean
Three Amigos!
00:29
All of us has an El Guapo to face
Three Amigos!
00:06
I'll come back one day
Three Amigos!
00:09
Wherever liberty is threatened you will find
Planes, Trains &...
00:17
Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:53
My grandmother is wonderful
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:30
We're the weaker sex
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:21
Look what I did in the dining car
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:19
I didn't steal any money from her
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
01:00
Lawrence Jamieson
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:11
Lawrence Lawrence Lacko
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:19
This is really very serious
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:21
Lady Fanny of Omaha
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:07
I know the moves