Steve Martin

Steve Martin quotes in movies

Self (archive footage) I Am Mother poster I Am Mother Neal Page Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster Planes, Trains & Automobiles Freddy Benson Dirty Rotten Scoundrels poster Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Hotep The Prince of Egypt poster The Prince of Egypt Navin The Jerk poster The Jerk Insolent Waiter The Muppet Movie poster The Muppet Movie Captain Smek Home poster Home Rigby Reardon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Gil Parenthood poster Parenthood Self - Introductory Host Fantasia 2000 poster Fantasia 2000 Adam Schaffer It's Complicated poster It's Complicated C. D. Bales Roxanne poster Roxanne George Banks Father of the Bride poster Father of the Bride Mr. Chairman Looney Tunes: Back in Action poster Looney Tunes: Back in Action Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen poster Cheaper by the Dozen Lucky Day Three Amigos! poster Three Amigos! George Banks Father of the Bride Part II poster Father of the Bride Part II Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr The Man with Two Brains poster The Man with Two Brains Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen 2 poster Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Ray Porter Shopgirl poster Shopgirl Clouseau The Pink Panther poster The Pink Panther Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Howard poster Howard Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind Rags Love the Coopers poster Love the Coopers Stu Preissler The Big Year poster The Big Year Clouseau The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Jonas Leap of Faith poster Leap of Faith Davis Grand Canyon poster Grand Canyon Davis HouseSitter poster HouseSitter Larry The Lonely Guy poster The Lonely Guy Barry Baby Mama poster Baby Mama Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Bowfinger Bowfinger poster Bowfinger Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli My Blue Heaven poster My Blue Heaven Harris K. Telemacher L A Story poster L A Story Self Love, Gilda poster Love, Gilda Raider Babe: Pig in the City poster Babe: Pig in the City Self - Comedian Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay poster Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and... Steve Martin Jiminy Glick in Lalawood poster Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Norm Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk poster Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Henry Clark The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Arthur Pennies from Heaven poster Pennies from Heaven Self Oh, Hello on Broadway poster Oh, Hello on Broadway Jimmy Dell The Spanish Prisoner poster The Spanish Prisoner Philip Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Peter Sanderson Bringing Down the House poster Bringing Down the House Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Little Shop of Horrors poster Little Shop of Horrors Dr. Maxwell Edison Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band poster Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Self The Kids Are Alright poster The Kids Are Alright The Brother And the Band Played On poster And the Band Played On Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Charles-Haden Savage Only Murders in the Building poster Only Murders in the Building Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self George Carlin's American Dream poster George Carlin's American Dream Michael McCann A Simple Twist of Fate poster A Simple Twist of Fate Self Jim Henson Idea Man poster Jim Henson Idea Man Self - Actor This Is the Tom Green Documentary poster This Is the Tom Green Documentary Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Steve Martin

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I have wonderful news - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:29
I have wonderful news
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels We won't go anywhere without you - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13
We won't go anywhere without you
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels May I go to the bathroom first - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:27
May I go to the bathroom first
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels This is the happiest day of my life - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:09
This is the happiest day of my life
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels You are the student - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:09
You are the student
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I've got culture coming out of my ass - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:15
I've got culture coming out of my ass
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I was engaged to a girl back in the States - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 01:18
I was engaged to a girl back in the States
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels She's keeping the mink - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19
She's keeping the mink
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:14
Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above...
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels You idiot You let her go - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:04
You idiot You let her go
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I'm keeping the money - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13
I'm keeping the money
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels She is deceitful - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:27
She is deceitful
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I'm sorry I broke your VHS player - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13
I'm sorry I broke your VHS player
Parenthood Which one of these is the square root of 8 - Parenthood 00:16
Which one of these is the square root of 8
Parenthood When you're sliding into first - Parenthood 00:37
When you're sliding into first
Parenthood That's what you're gonna sleep in You'll get cold - Parenthood 00:21
That's what you're gonna sleep in You'll get...
Parenthood What's the matter honey You don't feel so good - Parenthood 00:19
What's the matter honey You don't feel so good
Parenthood Come on I don't believe it Gil you have a good memory - Parenthood 00:34
Come on I don't believe it Gil you have a good memory
Parenthood That's my kid brother Larry Your uncle - Parenthood 00:08
That's my kid brother Larry Your uncle
Parenthood How long has it been Three years About that - Parenthood 00:07
How long has it been Three years About that
Parenthood Did he say Cool Cool - Parenthood 00:04
Did he say Cool Cool
Parenthood Keep Patty away from my brother - Parenthood 00:06
Keep Patty away from my brother
Parenthood What is this - Parenthood 00:21
What is this
Parenthood So we'll throw the TVs out We'll put the TVs in the garbage then - Parenthood 00:05
So we'll throw the TVs out We'll put the TVs in...
Parenthood Well they're bad dudes That's why they call the game Bad Dudes - Parenthood 00:05
Well they're bad dudes That's why they call the...
Parenthood Hey Gil our boys finally gonna win one game - Parenthood 00:08
Hey Gil our boys finally gonna win one game
Parenthood Someone's climbed to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle - Parenthood 00:33
Someone's climbed to the roof of the bell tower with a...
Parenthood Where's Cowboy Gil Where'd he go - Parenthood 00:35
Where's Cowboy Gil Where'd he go
Parenthood Hello Helen - Parenthood 00:36
Hello Helen
Parenthood So how did this happen - Parenthood 00:10
So how did this happen
Parenthood Gil I've spoken with Ted and Dan - Parenthood 00:35
Gil I've spoken with Ted and Dan
Parenthood Women have choices Men have responsibilities - Parenthood 00:04
Women have choices Men have responsibilities
Parenthood Well great Let's have it then Let's see how I can screw the fourth one up - Parenthood 00:13
Well great Let's have it then Let's see how I can...
Parenthood You really have to go - Parenthood 00:07
You really have to go
Parenthood And you want my advice - Parenthood 00:31
And you want my advice
Parenthood You know when you were two years old - Parenthood 00:34
You know when you were two years old
Parenthood It's like your Aunt Edna's ass - Parenthood 00:17
It's like your Aunt Edna's ass
Parenthood You know when I was 1 9 Grandpa took me on a roller coaster - Parenthood 00:34
You know when I was 1 9 Grandpa took me on a roller coaster
Parenthood I happen to like the roller coaster okay - Parenthood 00:23
I happen to like the roller coaster okay
Parenthood They're hurting my sister - Parenthood 00:14
They're hurting my sister
Father of the Bride Hello Mr Banks this is Howard Weinstein - Father of the Bride 00:50
Hello Mr Banks this is Howard Weinstein
Grand Canyon You know what your problem is - Grand Canyon 00:42
You know what your problem is
Grand Canyon Where's the shot Man What shot - Grand Canyon 00:07
Where's the shot Man What shot
Grand Canyon Am I the only one here who respects the writing - Grand Canyon 00:05
Am I the only one here who respects the writing
Grand Canyon Well look who's up and at 'em - Grand Canyon 00:26
Well look who's up and at 'em
Grand Canyon While we got a moment here - Grand Canyon 00:22
While we got a moment here
Grand Canyon To try and understand just what exactly had been delivered unto me - Grand Canyon 00:39
To try and understand just what exactly had been delivered...
Grand Canyon We're talking about a religious experience here - Grand Canyon 00:08
We're talking about a religious experience here
Grand Canyon At the end of this long torturous night - Grand Canyon 00:40
At the end of this long torturous night
Grand Canyon I'm done kaput fini - Grand Canyon 00:16
I'm done kaput fini
Grand Canyon Besides I don't give a shit about money - Grand Canyon 00:23
Besides I don't give a shit about money
Grand Canyon This is the greatest town on earth Go left here - Grand Canyon 01:07
This is the greatest town on earth Go left here
Grand Canyon I'll tell you this though There's so much rage going around - Grand Canyon 00:16
I'll tell you this though There's so much rage...
Grand Canyon You think just anyone can do what I do - Grand Canyon 00:15
You think just anyone can do what I do
Grand Canyon That's what I'm trying to get that through your thick sanctimonious skull - Grand Canyon 00:23
That's what I'm trying to get that through your...
Grand Canyon Mack you ever seen a movie called Sullivan's Travels - Grand Canyon 00:37
Mack you ever seen a movie called Sullivan's Travels
HouseSitter What do you say Gwen Gwhen do you get off - HouseSitter 00:10
What do you say Gwen Gwhen do you get off
HouseSitter Where did all of this furniture come from Bigelows - HouseSitter 00:12
Where did all of this furniture come from Bigelows
HouseSitter Oh come on I don't want your money - HouseSitter 00:09
Oh come on I don't want your money
HouseSitter Do you know why I said no to you that day - HouseSitter 00:32
Do you know why I said no to you that day
HouseSitter What she told us was how sorry you felt - HouseSitter 00:11
What she told us was how sorry you felt
HouseSitter Of marriage It is not a marriage - HouseSitter 00:16
Of marriage It is not a marriage
HouseSitter Wow You're a genius You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit - HouseSitter 00:08
Wow You're a genius You're like the Ernest...
HouseSitter You better do it Why He likes you - HouseSitter 00:30
You better do it Why He likes you
HouseSitter I punched a totally innocent Hungarian - HouseSitter 00:05
I punched a totally innocent Hungarian
HouseSitter Tell me why for God's sake did you come here - HouseSitter 00:22
Tell me why for God's sake did you come here
HouseSitter But I really think this marriage is worth saving - HouseSitter 00:05
But I really think this marriage is worth saving
HouseSitter I love you Gwen I wanna marry you - HouseSitter 00:06
I love you Gwen I wanna marry you
HouseSitter Hell I already was Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction - HouseSitter 00:07
Hell I already was Half the things we tell ourselves are...
HouseSitter Don't you remember the time I had myself delivered to you in a box for your birthday - HouseSitter 00:58
Don't you remember the time I had myself delivered to...