Steve Martin

Steve Martin quotes in movies

Self (archive footage) I Am Mother poster I Am Mother Neal Page Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster Planes, Trains & Automobiles Freddy Benson Dirty Rotten Scoundrels poster Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Hotep The Prince of Egypt poster The Prince of Egypt Navin The Jerk poster The Jerk Insolent Waiter The Muppet Movie poster The Muppet Movie Captain Smek Home poster Home Rigby Reardon Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Gil Parenthood poster Parenthood Self - Introductory Host Fantasia 2000 poster Fantasia 2000 Adam Schaffer It's Complicated poster It's Complicated C. D. Bales Roxanne poster Roxanne George Banks Father of the Bride poster Father of the Bride Mr. Chairman Looney Tunes: Back in Action poster Looney Tunes: Back in Action Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen poster Cheaper by the Dozen Lucky Day Three Amigos! poster Three Amigos! George Banks Father of the Bride Part II poster Father of the Bride Part II Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr The Man with Two Brains poster The Man with Two Brains Tom Baker Cheaper by the Dozen 2 poster Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Ray Porter Shopgirl poster Shopgirl Clouseau The Pink Panther poster The Pink Panther Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Howard poster Howard Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind Rags Love the Coopers poster Love the Coopers Stu Preissler The Big Year poster The Big Year Clouseau The Pink Panther 2 poster The Pink Panther 2 Jonas Leap of Faith poster Leap of Faith Davis Grand Canyon poster Grand Canyon Davis HouseSitter poster HouseSitter Larry The Lonely Guy poster The Lonely Guy Barry Baby Mama poster Baby Mama Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko Sgt Bilko poster Sgt Bilko Bowfinger Bowfinger poster Bowfinger Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli My Blue Heaven poster My Blue Heaven Harris K. Telemacher L A Story poster L A Story Self Love, Gilda poster Love, Gilda Raider Babe: Pig in the City poster Babe: Pig in the City Self - Comedian Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay poster Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and... Steve Martin Jiminy Glick in Lalawood poster Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Norm Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk poster Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Henry Clark The Out of Towners poster The Out of Towners Arthur Pennies from Heaven poster Pennies from Heaven Self Oh, Hello on Broadway poster Oh, Hello on Broadway Jimmy Dell The Spanish Prisoner poster The Spanish Prisoner Philip Mixed Nuts poster Mixed Nuts Peter Sanderson Bringing Down the House poster Bringing Down the House Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Little Shop of Horrors poster Little Shop of Horrors Dr. Maxwell Edison Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band poster Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Self The Kids Are Alright poster The Kids Are Alright The Brother And the Band Played On poster And the Band Played On Self - Special Guest Star The Muppet Show poster The Muppet Show Charles-Haden Savage Only Murders in the Building poster Only Murders in the Building Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Self George Carlin's American Dream poster George Carlin's American Dream Michael McCann A Simple Twist of Fate poster A Simple Twist of Fate Self Jim Henson Idea Man poster Jim Henson Idea Man Self - Actor This Is the Tom Green Documentary poster This Is the Tom Green Documentary Self SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Steve Martin

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Leap of Faith A woman is like a slingshot - Leap of Faith 00:08
A woman is like a slingshot
Leap of Faith A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God - Leap of Faith 00:06
A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn...
Leap of Faith Thank you Jesus - Leap of Faith 00:04
Thank you Jesus
Leap of Faith Ever heard of anyone coming back to complain No - Leap of Faith 00:06
Ever heard of anyone coming back to complain No
Leap of Faith But by The Man with the super charged grenade launcher of love - Leap of Faith 00:08
But by The Man with the super charged grenade launcher of...
Leap of Faith Oh people the Lord is speaking to me right now - Leap of Faith 00:42
Oh people the Lord is speaking to me right now
Leap of Faith Never underestimate the power of belief - Leap of Faith 00:24
Never underestimate the power of belief
Leap of Faith What did the doctors tell you - Leap of Faith 00:45
What did the doctors tell you
Leap of Faith There it is the word of God Yakety yak God's talking back - Leap of Faith 00:05
There it is the word of God Yakety yak God's talking...
Leap of Faith Wait a minute Reverend I want to testify - Leap of Faith 00:36
Wait a minute Reverend I want to testify
Leap of Faith You can't have it both ways - Leap of Faith 00:04
You can't have it both ways
Leap of Faith Wow You really don't give a shit about anybody do you - Leap of Faith 00:10
Wow You really don't give a shit about anybody do you
Leap of Faith Remember me Jack Newton - Leap of Faith 00:47
Remember me Jack Newton
Leap of Faith I run a show here A lot of smoke and noise strictly for the suckers - Leap of Faith 00:31
I run a show here A lot of smoke and noise strictly for the...
Mixed Nuts A fruitcake - Mixed Nuts 00:11
A fruitcake
Mixed Nuts This is really hard for me My psychiatrist thinks we should break up - Mixed Nuts 00:35
This is really hard for me My psychiatrist thinks we should...
Mixed Nuts May I put you on hold while I run to my desk - Mixed Nuts 00:15
May I put you on hold while I run to my desk
Mixed Nuts PHILIP Well just remember that in every pothole there is hope - Mixed Nuts 00:30
PHILIP Well just remember that in every pothole there is...
Mixed Nuts I'm not like you Philip I'm not one of those people who's only good on the phone - Mixed Nuts 00:31
I'm not like you Philip I'm not one of those...
Mixed Nuts Don't just take it You have to empty it - Mixed Nuts 00:25
Don't just take it You have to empty it
Mixed Nuts You're upset because it's Christmas - Mixed Nuts 00:28
You're upset because it's Christmas
Father of the Bride Part II I'm four foot six I don't shave - Father of the Bride Part II 00:16
I'm four foot six I don't shave
Father of the Bride Part II We could sell this house in a second - Father of the Bride Part II 00:06
We could sell this house in a second
Father of the Bride Part II Matty what's going on May I be excused - Father of the Bride Part II 00:23
Matty what's going on May I be excused
Father of the Bride Part II Hey what are we the Schmaltz family - Father of the Bride Part II 00:04
Hey what are we the Schmaltz family
Father of the Bride Part II What am I supposed to do Sleep standing up - Father of the Bride Part II 00:04
What am I supposed to do Sleep standing up
Father of the Bride Part II That'll be economical - Father of the Bride Part II 00:07
That'll be economical
Father of the Bride Part II Mr Habib this is not ''a piece of land '' - Father of the Bride Part II 00:25
Mr Habib this is not ''a piece of land...
Father of the Bride Part II Mr Habib please - Father of the Bride Part II 00:35
Mr Habib please
Father of the Bride Part II Although I had no idea what he did there all day - Father of the Bride Part II 00:31
Although I had no idea what he did there all day
Father of the Bride Part II Franck Banks It's got kind of a continental ring to it don't you think - Father of the Bride Part II 00:07
Franck Banks It's got kind of a continental ring to it...
Sgt Bilko Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet Stormin' Norman barbecue - Sgt Bilko 00:13
Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet...
The Spanish Prisoner You now have a Swiss bank account - The Spanish Prisoner 00:32
You now have a Swiss bank account
The Spanish Prisoner I'm a problem solver and I have a heart of gold - The Spanish Prisoner 00:13
I'm a problem solver and I have a heart of gold
The Spanish Prisoner Put it in the bank and do the American thing - The Spanish Prisoner 00:10
Put it in the bank and do the American thing
The Spanish Prisoner Always do business as if the person you're doing - The Spanish Prisoner 00:13
Always do business as if the person you're doing
The Spanish Prisoner Good people bad people - The Spanish Prisoner 00:11
Good people bad people
The Spanish Prisoner I think you'll find that if what you've done for them - The Spanish Prisoner 00:19
I think you'll find that if what you've done for...
The Prince of Egypt SETI Why do the gods torment mewith such reckless destructiveblasphemous sonsFather hear what IBe still Pharaoh speaksI seek to build an empireand your only thought is to amuse yourselvesby tearing it downHave I taught you nothingYou mustn't be so hard on - The Prince of Egypt 00:33
SETI Why do the gods torment mewith such reckless...
The Prince of Egypt We offer you this delicate desert flowerCAMEL GRUNTS SHRIEKSCROWD LAUGHINGGRUNTSLet us inspect this desert flowerGASPS CROWD GASPINGMore like a desert cobra LAUGHSNot much of a snake charmer are youThat's why I give her to you - The Prince of Egypt 00:25
We offer you this delicate desert flowerCAMEL GRUNTS...
The Prince of Egypt So you think you've got friends in high placesWith the power to put us on the runWell forgive us these smiles on our facesYou'll know what power is when we are doneSon Son - The Prince of Egypt 00:26
So you think you've got friends in high placesWith the...
The Prince of Egypt You're playing with the big boys nowPlaying with the big boys nowOh that's pretty - The Prince of Egypt 00:12
You're playing with the big boys nowPlaying with the...
The Out of Towners Look Alan you're going aboard for the first time - The Out of Towners 00:15
Look Alan you're going aboard for the first time
The Out of Towners Besides I thought you hated New York - The Out of Towners 00:11
Besides I thought you hated New York
The Out of Towners Where will you be staying in the Boston area - The Out of Towners 00:08
Where will you be staying in the Boston area
The Out of Towners Honey I want to get to the hotel - The Out of Towners 00:10
Honey I want to get to the hotel
The Out of Towners Are you throwing us out - The Out of Towners 00:06
Are you throwing us out
The Out of Towners Oh so your problem is lack of sex - The Out of Towners 00:10
Oh so your problem is lack of sex
The Out of Towners You were fired - The Out of Towners 00:22
You were fired
The Out of Towners I'm not getting this job - The Out of Towners 00:09
I'm not getting this job
The Out of Towners No Embrace life - The Out of Towners 00:19
No Embrace life
The Out of Towners I barely recognized you - The Out of Towners 00:08
I barely recognized you
The Out of Towners You know me When I'm hungry I'll seduce anyone - The Out of Towners 00:06
You know me When I'm hungry I'll seduce anyone
The Out of Towners Nancy - The Out of Towners 00:20
Nancy
The Out of Towners You might think we're insignificant out of towners from Ohio - The Out of Towners 00:07
You might think we're insignificant out of towners from...
The Out of Towners My wife and I give you our oath - The Out of Towners 00:09
My wife and I give you our oath
The Out of Towners And who am I the anonymous sperm donor - The Out of Towners 00:04
And who am I the anonymous sperm donor
The Out of Towners NANCY They're chasing us - The Out of Towners 00:12
NANCY They're chasing us
The Out of Towners Were we nuts - The Out of Towners 00:13
Were we nuts
The Out of Towners Gimme a break okay - The Out of Towners 00:39
Gimme a break okay
The Out of Towners Do you know what your problem is - The Out of Towners 01:34
Do you know what your problem is
The Out of Towners You want to know what my version of marrow sucking is - The Out of Towners 00:08
You want to know what my version of marrow sucking is
Bowfinger Wow Great script - Bowfinger 00:30
Wow Great script
Bowfinger And how did we get this screenplay Because Afrim here - Bowfinger 00:28
And how did we get this screenplay Because Afrim here
Bowfinger Aliens in the raindrops Chubby rain At the end of this movie - Bowfinger 00:18
Aliens in the raindrops Chubby rain At the end of this movie
Bowfinger See that FedEx truck - Bowfinger 00:26
See that FedEx truck
Bowfinger I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro - Bowfinger 00:22
I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro
Bowfinger Yes Mr Ramsey Wait wait Who are you - Bowfinger 00:12
Yes Mr Ramsey Wait wait Who are you
Bowfinger I ain't signin' shit It's all good This script is buttah - Bowfinger 00:14
I ain't signin' shit It's all good This...
Bowfinger Dave I'm 49 years old - Bowfinger 00:15
Dave I'm 49 years old