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Bruce Almighty Is your child in dire jeopardyFind out tonight after the game Okay Promos are approved - Bruce Almighty 00:08
Is your child in dire jeopardyFind out tonight after the...
Bruce Almighty Welcome to Eyewitness News at 6 00 with Susan OrtegaEvan Baxter Fred Donohue sports Dallas Coleman weatherAnd now Buffalo's number one news teamGood evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6 00 I'm Susan OrtegaAnd I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's - Bruce Almighty 01:37
Welcome to Eyewitness News at 6 00 with Susan OrtegaEvan...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I'm Brick TamlandPeople seem to like me because I am politeand I'm rarely lateI like to eat ice creamand I really enjoy a nice pair of slacksYears later a doctor will tell methat I have an lQ of 48and am what some people callmentally retarded - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:22
I'm Brick TamlandPeople seem to like me because I am...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... That was one crazy party - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:19
That was one crazy party
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Tell me about it - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:27
Tell me about it
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Don't get me wrong I love the ladiesThey rev my engine but they don't belong in the newsroomIt is anchorman not anchorladyAnd that is a scientific fact Uh huhI don't know what we're yelling aboutRon what do you thinkShe sh it's terribleShe has beautiful - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:29
Don't get me wrong I love the ladiesThey rev my engine...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I read somewhere that their periods attract bearsBears can smell the menstruationWell that's just great You hear that EdBears Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:15
I read somewhere that their periods attract bearsBears can...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Hey where did you get those clothesAt the toilet store - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:07
Hey where did you get those clothesAt the toilet store
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Oh what's that smellThis is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copierYeahIt's very distractingWhen we get to the pet shop CoughLook over hereExcuse me VeronicaYes what is it BrickI would like to extend to youan invitation to the pants partyExcuse - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 01:05
Oh what's that smellThis is worse than the time the...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Mm I just burned my tongue - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:05
Mm I just burned my tongue
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... The intimate times - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:18
The intimate times
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I lovecarpetI love deskAre you just looking at things in the office and saying you love themI love lampDo you really love the lamp or are you saying it because you saw itI love lamp I love lamp - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:25
I lovecarpetI love deskAre you just looking at things in the...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... You really want to know what love isYeah Yes tell usMore than anything in the world - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:09
You really want to know what love isYeah Yes tell usMore...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tightGonna grab some afternoon delightMy motto's always been When it's right it's rightWhy wait until the middle of a cold dark nightWhen everything's a little clearer in the light of dayAnd we know the nightIs always - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 01:04
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tightGonna grab some...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I'm telling you this lady has really crawled into Ron's headGood Good one - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:12
I'm telling you this lady has really crawled into...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... And then I'm going to go drinking with the news team for two days - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:28
And then I'm going to go drinking with the news team...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... You're not Ron - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:04
You're not Ron
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Where's the suit store We've been walking for 45 minutesBrick I thought you said this was a shortcutFantasticIs it a shortcut or not Okay - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:11
Where's the suit store We've been walking for 45...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... He said heinieBrick get back over here - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:06
He said heinieBrick get back over here
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Brick where'd you get a hand grenadeI don't know - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:06
Brick where'd you get a hand grenadeI don't know
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Boy that escalated quicklyI mean that really got out of hand fastIt jumped up a notch It did didn't itYeah I stabbed a man in the heartI saw that Brick killed a guyDid you throw a trident YeahThere were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:32
Boy that escalated quicklyI mean that really got out of hand...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Last time I looked my name's Ron Burgundy What's your nameBrian Fantana Champ KindBrian Fantana No you're BrickBrian I'm BrianVeronica - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:11
Last time I looked my name's Ron Burgundy What's...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Hey RonI'm riding a furry tractor - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:05
Hey RonI'm riding a furry tractor
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... This is Ron Burgundyproudly reporting once again for Channel 4 NewsToday's story is one of the more remarkable thingsever to happen to San Diagoor even the worldBut in order to properly retell itI'm going to need some helpfrom my co anchorMiss Veronica - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:32
This is Ron Burgundyproudly reporting once again for Channel...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulationIt wasn't cotton candy like that guy saidMy stomach's itchy - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:10
I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulationIt wasn't...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I pooped a hammer - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:03
I pooped a hammer
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I pooped a Cornish game hen - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:04
I pooped a Cornish game hen
Bewitched Do you want the short version or the long version - Bewitched 00:32
Do you want the short version or the long version
Bewitched But there is going to be a Samantha - Bewitched 00:05
But there is going to be a Samantha
Bewitched Oh I'm about to be killed by a fictional character - Bewitched 00:07
Oh I'm about to be killed by a fictional character
Bewitched Run to her you idiot - Bewitched 00:04
Run to her you idiot
Bewitched Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend - Bewitched 00:05
Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend
Evan Almighty But before we sign off we'd like to congratulate our very own Evan Baxterwho has just been elected Buffalo's representative to CongressAnd now we have a surprise for EvanNo you don't We doOh no I really didn't expect thisHere's a look back at his run for - Evan Almighty 00:19
But before we sign off we'd like to congratulate our...
Evan Almighty This is too nice There's something crooked going onDo you smell anthrax - Evan Almighty 00:06
This is too nice There's something crooked going onDo...
Evan Almighty Make thee an ark of gopher wood - Evan Almighty 00:05
Make thee an ark of gopher wood
Evan Almighty Excuse me Do I know youNot as well as I'd like - Evan Almighty 00:05
Excuse me Do I know youNot as well as I'd like
Evan Almighty I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happySuccessful powerful handsome happySCREAMINGGet it out son It's the beginning of wisdomHow did you get in here I'm calling the copsOh no No need Look Look There's one right there Right thereOfficer Officer - Evan Almighty 00:29
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm...
Evan Almighty I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal before they flew in here - Evan Almighty 00:09
I'll tell you one thing these birds had a nice big meal...
Evan Almighty Sheeeeep - Evan Almighty 00:04
Sheeeeep
Evan Almighty CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought the lots next doorHelloOhAnd pulling the down payment out of your home equity Very gutsy moveI didn't do that did I - Evan Almighty 00:23
CongratulationsWhat are you talking aboutThe lots You bought...
Evan Almighty Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the familyWe could take the boat go sailing on the lakeIt'd be great in case it floods or something - Evan Almighty 00:12
Did you say build a boatIt might be something fun for the...
Evan Almighty Evan what happened - Evan Almighty 00:15
Evan what happened
Evan Almighty Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just come out of a comaNoWere you attacked by a werewolfNo I wasn'tWell if you were going for that rugged look you overshot itYou look like a bum in a suitYou need Super cuts and a - Evan Almighty 00:26
Evan what happenedDid you fall in a mine shaftNoDid you just...
Evan Almighty I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat happens when you shave But then you shave again - Evan Almighty 00:07
I can't shave Marty When I shave it grows back outThat...
Evan Almighty I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building somethingWell I hope it's a barber shop - Evan Almighty 00:15
I'mBuilding somethingMARTY You're building...
Evan Almighty That would be a good day to have chicken How about mom's chicken Huh - Evan Almighty 00:09
That would be a good day to have chicken How about...
Evan Almighty Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation - Evan Almighty 00:06
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation
Evan Almighty Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal floodMaybe he meant a flood of knowledge or emotion or awarenessIf that's trueI am going to be so pissed - Evan Almighty 00:17
Honey maybe God didn't mean a literal floodMaybe he...
Evan Almighty Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codesWhat are you talking aboutThe lake Long LakeIt's named after him It's the lake It's the lake - Evan Almighty 00:12
Marty said that Long cut corners violated building codesWhat...
Evan Almighty Get on the ark Everyone on the ark nowI think we should get on the arkI agree I think we should get on the ark alsoI'm cold I'm wet I'm going homeLadies first Move - Evan Almighty 00:24
Get on the ark Everyone on the ark nowI think we should get...
Evan Almighty But howThe dam CongressmanYour reservoir ruptured Prestige Crest it's all goneNo They said that couldn't happenI never thought thisYou You did this to me You set me up you crazy son of aMONKEYS SCREECHINGWow That is disgustingIf that comes out your frontI - Evan Almighty 00:40
But howThe dam CongressmanYour reservoir ruptured Prestige...
Evan Almighty How do we change the worldOne act of random kindness at a timeOne act of random kindness - Evan Almighty 00:14
How do we change the worldOne act of random kindness at a...
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy By the way Brick what is that you're eating - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:22
By the way Brick what is that you're eating
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Hey look a camera - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:07
Hey look a camera
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Do you like your feet rubbed I bet you do - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 01:06
Do you like your feet rubbed I bet you do
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy I once ate an entire bowl of LEGOS - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:07
I once ate an entire bowl of LEGOS
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Don't wait don't eat me Don't eat me Eat Brick he won't care - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:12
Don't wait don't eat me Don't eat me Eat...
Get Smart Welcome back 23 MaxieSo how was the assassinationMaxie you know assassinations are specifically prohibitedby executive order 12333ALL LAUGHING23 you kill meI could if I wanted to Yes you Oh OhDid you see that face he made Scary - Get Smart 00:21
Welcome back 23 MaxieSo how was the assassinationMaxie you...
Get Smart I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in BalahdMAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDINGAftab how is your coffeeGood Dalip it's decafHow is yoursIt is good alsoHow is your muffinPowerful stuffSo muffin then is a code wordNo it is comfort foodand - Get Smart 01:40
I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in...
Get Smart Oh gee Maxi pad I've never heard that one beforeI never have actually heard that before - Get Smart 00:08
Oh gee Maxi pad I've never heard that one beforeI never...
Get Smart LARABEE Hey Maxine - Get Smart 00:18
LARABEE Hey Maxine
Get Smart LARABEE Hey MaxineCome over here and we'll play a game I like to callLet's Go to the Dog ShowI put a collar on you and make you my biGUNSHOTLARABEE GRO ANINGI think I really got inside his headI am not proud of what I just did - Get Smart 00:18
LARABEE Hey MaxineCome over here and we'll play a game...
Get Smart Nothing You were sayingI was saying the results are quite extraordinaryIn fact your essay on existentialism was quite amazingI left that section blankBlank BrilliantBrilliant MaxYou passed with flying colors Yes - Get Smart 00:18
Nothing You were sayingI was saying the results are quite...
Get Smart Personal best - Get Smart 00:03
Personal best
Get Smart Despite today's setback I will at some point become a field agentand when that happensone phone call could take me to the other side of the worldWho am I kidding I'm a middle aged man who's missed the trainYou don't deserve this I don't deserve youYou're - Get Smart 01:11
Despite today's setback I will at some point become a...
Get Smart You'll have to bear with me I'm still a little fuzzyI got a pretty good hit in the head yesterdayYes it was dark in there You probably trippedI hurt my knee It was smoky too - Get Smart 00:15
You'll have to bear with me I'm still a little...
Get Smart Chief I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisherNo no no we're not ready yet - Get Smart 00:07
Chief I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisherNo no no...
Get Smart Turn it off Larabee you all right - Get Smart 00:05
Turn it off Larabee you all right
Get Smart I'm so happy This is the best day of my lifeMax you didn't push the button hard enoughSo you could hear me BRUCE Yes - Get Smart 00:14
I'm so happy This is the best day of my lifeMax you...
Get Smart Max has no experience I don't want him as my partnerWell that is a sucker punch to the gonads - Get Smart 00:08
Max has no experience I don't want him as my...