Clips with Steve Carell

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Get Smart Hey Max We got you a lovely parting gift for your first missionOh a pocketknifeNot just a pocketknife Swiss Army knifeComes with tweezers pliers a tiny magnifying glassFish scaler a saw a flamethrower chisel a wire crimping toolWhat was that thing you - Get Smart 00:43
Hey Max We got you a lovely parting gift for your first...
Get Smart Oh Wow - Get Smart 00:05
Oh Wow
Get Smart You don't say Did you see his face - Get Smart 00:11
You don't say Did you see his face
Get Smart Darn it I have gum on my new shoesHe's trying to light his shoe MAN It's a shoe bombGet him It's gumHe's got a gun Not Gum Not No GumPEOPLE SCREAMINGGumFederal marshal you're under arrestSir I believe you just shattered my coccyx - Get Smart 00:29
Darn it I have gum on my new shoesHe's trying to light...
Get Smart Well you were no help whatsoeverHow could I help I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterusI never said dusty - Get Smart 00:11
Well you were no help whatsoeverHow could I help I'm...
Get Smart We're close to the drop site I'll go firstGonna be all right with your cuffs No cuffs can contain meExcuse me violent sky marshalWhat do you wantI have to squeeze the lemonMAN UghMAX You heard meSqueeze the lemon - Get Smart 00:21
We're close to the drop site I'll go firstGonna be...
Get Smart Mother of pearl - Get Smart 00:04
Mother of pearl
Get Smart MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on thisbut that was some kissHow did you know that would workHave you kissed other men who plummeted to their deathsOkay you know whatSo far our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of troubleDo you know why - Get Smart 01:24
MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on thisbut that was some...
Get Smart Is that your default settingDo you just punch people in the face willy nillyIt's Tuesday I'll punch Max in the faceA box of kittens time to punch Max in the faceI'm having bread time to punch Max in the face - Get Smart 00:13
Is that your default settingDo you just punch people in the...
Get Smart MAX Boy you know what I will tell you I love your countryNo more Communism No rules of any kind reallyI'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient MesopotamiaRan over an old woman yesterday Best vacation I've ever hadWATCH BEEPINGTime to - Get Smart 00:39
MAX Boy you know what I will tell you I love your countryNo...
Get Smart I recently lost 150 pounds - Get Smart 00:03
I recently lost 150 pounds
Get Smart You know what I never saw James Bond in rats or poop let alone rats and poopLook a rat riding on a piece of poop - Get Smart 00:11
You know what I never saw James Bond in rats or poop let...
Get Smart Are you staring at my butt - Get Smart 00:12
Are you staring at my butt
Get Smart Did I hear somethingYes there were some tap dancers in the hallway - Get Smart 00:07
Did I hear somethingYes there were some tap dancers in the...
Get Smart Not bad for a rookie Not bad for an old lady - Get Smart 00:05
Not bad for a rookie Not bad for an old lady
Get Smart This one has a compartment Inside there's a pillIf captured it would cause death in nine secondsGreatBut how exactly do I get them to take itNot much of a laugher are you Here Put this on - Get Smart 00:19
This one has a compartment Inside there's a pillIf...
Get Smart How do I know you're not CONTROL Lf I were CONTROL you'd already be deadIf you were CONTROL you'd be deadWell neither of us is dead so I'm obviously not from CONTROLThat actually makes sense - Get Smart 00:18
How do I know you're not CONTROL Lf I were CONTROL...
Get Smart I think it's only fair to warn you this facility is surroundedby a highly trained team of 130 Black Op snipersI don't believe you Would you believetwo dozen Delta Force commandosNo How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun - Get Smart 00:15
I think it's only fair to warn you this facility is...
Get Smart Big people feel pain too - Get Smart 00:04
Big people feel pain too
Get Smart Missed it by that much - Get Smart 00:05
Missed it by that much
Get Smart I used to look like my momI used to look like two of my moms put together - Get Smart 00:13
I used to look like my momI used to look like two of my moms...
Get Smart You lied about finding evidence of radioactivityKilled Krstic before anybody could question himThere's a matter of your stoving my head in with a fire extinguisherI said I was sorry You just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma - Get Smart 00:14
You lied about finding evidence of radioactivityKilled...
Get Smart This whole weeklast nightyou know meApparently notOh my GodYou two You and MaxYou said we had to break up because we work togetherOh my God You and 23I am so sexually threatened right now - Get Smart 00:21
This whole weeklast nightyou know meApparently notOh my...
Get Smart Oh Good the itchy kindMy favoriteDoes this one also have smallpoxCLINKINGAnd that was a human tooth - Get Smart 00:13
Oh Good the itchy kindMy favoriteDoes this one also have...
Get Smart The old call forwarding from the shoe phone to the cell phoneso you don't know where I am then I appear on the roof behind youand surprise everyone trick - Get Smart 00:11
The old call forwarding from the shoe phone to the cell...
Get Smart MAX Chief I have to say this whole thing really steams my clamsI cannot get over the fact that 23 is a traitorSand trapNow I know how you felt when you thought I was a traitorTractorI don't know how I missed it I'm usually very observantSwordfishMAX Are - Get Smart 00:35
MAX Chief I have to say this whole thing really steams my...
Get Smart That's not my knife That's not my - Get Smart 00:07
That's not my knife That's not my
Get Smart Max Was that A total guess yes it was - Get Smart 00:06
Max Was that A total guess yes it was
Get Smart 99 please nobody here knows that we're datingCHIEF Yes they doOn the cheekLet's go Maybe a little one - Get Smart 00:12
99 please nobody here knows that we're datingCHIEF Yes...
Dinner for Schmucks Is that a Porsche Yeah - Dinner for Schmucks 00:13
Is that a Porsche Yeah
Dinner for Schmucks In the words of John Lennon - Dinner for Schmucks 00:19
In the words of John Lennon
Dinner for Schmucks Oh God My back my back my back - Dinner for Schmucks 00:07
Oh God My back my back my back
Dinner for Schmucks Whoa whoa whoa I'm gonna fix your back - Dinner for Schmucks 00:06
Whoa whoa whoa I'm gonna fix your back
Dinner for Schmucks Don't go OK may I give you some advice too - Dinner for Schmucks 00:16
Don't go OK may I give you some advice too
Dinner for Schmucks He's friends with Morgan Freeman - Dinner for Schmucks 00:04
He's friends with Morgan Freeman
Dinner for Schmucks I'm a naughty little schoolgirl - Dinner for Schmucks 00:37
I'm a naughty little schoolgirl
Dinner for Schmucks And your cheese Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes - Dinner for Schmucks 00:09
And your cheese Does the cheese come out of the cow with the...
Dinner for Schmucks Julie and Julie - Dinner for Schmucks 00:48
Julie and Julie
Dinner for Schmucks Have you ever just spent five months - Dinner for Schmucks 00:48
Have you ever just spent five months
Dinner for Schmucks Well I try to look at the bright side - Dinner for Schmucks 00:10
Well I try to look at the bright side
Dinner for Schmucks When life gives you lemons you make lemonade - Dinner for Schmucks 00:13
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade
Dinner for Schmucks Vincent van Gogh - Dinner for Schmucks 00:15
Vincent van Gogh
Dinner for Schmucks So dare to dream Dream your wildest dreams - Dinner for Schmucks 00:24
So dare to dream Dream your wildest dreams
Dinner for Schmucks Well you know - Dinner for Schmucks 01:09
Well you know
Dinner for Schmucks I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain - Dinner for Schmucks 00:24
I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain
Dinner for Schmucks He slept with Martha at my house - Dinner for Schmucks 00:09
He slept with Martha at my house
Dinner for Schmucks Well these people invited us here to make fun of us - Dinner for Schmucks 00:10
Well these people invited us here to make fun of us
Dan in Real Life I think your sisters aren't very happy with me - Dan in Real Life 00:12
I think your sisters aren't very happy with me
The Incredible Burt... Ugh I quit Go get a job at Cirque du So lame - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06
Ugh I quit Go get a job at Cirque du So lame
The Incredible Burt... You a lesbian Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:15
You a lesbian Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you
The Incredible Burt... Drum up business that way What the hell is a webisode - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:21
Drum up business that way What the hell is a webisode
The Incredible Burt... Is that guy a plant That looked like a real punch - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06
Is that guy a plant That looked like a real punch
The Incredible Burt... Ah God Let me tell you about Steve Gray - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:11
Ah God Let me tell you about Steve Gray
The Incredible Burt... You've been doing the same shit since I hired you - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:13
You've been doing the same shit since I hired you
The Incredible Burt... Aah Your face got me right in the knee - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:06
Aah Your face got me right in the knee
The Incredible Burt... That was shit That was shit I think that went pretty damn well - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:11
That was shit That was shit I think that went pretty damn...
The Incredible Burt... Do you mind if I ask you something - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:08
Do you mind if I ask you something
The Incredible Burt... What you do is not magic - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12
What you do is not magic
The Incredible Burt... The life of a child magician Yes try being a girl child magician - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:09
The life of a child magician Yes try being a girl child...
The Incredible Burt... Very good indeed But this is a classic - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:07
Very good indeed But this is a classic
The Incredible Burt... He put a live dog in my pants I'm sorry - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:13
He put a live dog in my pants I'm sorry
The Incredible Burt... Do you think this batch is ready - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:32
Do you think this batch is ready
The Incredible Burt... Anton what could possibly go wrong - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 00:12
Anton what could possibly go wrong
Foxcatcher You look good You look strong - Foxcatcher 00:35
You look good You look strong
Foxcatcher Mark we as a nation have failed to honor you - Foxcatcher 00:40
Mark we as a nation have failed to honor you
Foxcatcher Three thousand men died here - Foxcatcher 00:30
Three thousand men died here
Foxcatcher We're going to do great things Mark - Foxcatcher 00:31
We're going to do great things Mark
Foxcatcher Horses are stupid - Foxcatcher 00:22
Horses are stupid
Foxcatcher I do not share my mother's affection for horseflesh - Foxcatcher 00:10
I do not share my mother's affection for horseflesh
Foxcatcher Did you catch the fox Mother - Foxcatcher 00:06
Did you catch the fox Mother