Clips with Steve Carell

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The Big Short So Hold on So mortgage bonds are dogshitCDO's are dogshit wrapped in catshit - The Big Short 00:07
So Hold on So mortgage bonds are dogshitCDO's are...
The Big Short A's zero B's zero CLATTERING - The Big Short 00:25
A's zero B's zero CLATTERING
The Big Short The banks have given us twenty five percent interest rates on credit cardsThey have screwed us on student loans so we can never get out from underThen this guy walks into my office and saysThose same banks got greedy they lost track of the marketAnd i can - The Big Short 00:19
The banks have given us twenty five percent interest rates...
The Big Short I mean how come you don't hate this guy He's everything you taught us not to trustYou can't hate him He is so transparent in his self interest that i kinda respect him - The Big Short 00:09
I mean how come you don't hate this guy He's...
The Big Short So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is thatNo eh no The bank owns our hedge fundWe're not really a part of it we invest in financial service companiesWe're trying to understand the residential mortgage businessHow many loans do you write each monthI don't - The Big Short 01:15
So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is thatNo eh no The bank...
The Big Short OK look If home prices don't go upYou are not going to be able to refinanceAnd you're going to be stuck payingwhatever your monthly payment is once it jumps up whenever your TISA rate expiresYour monthly's could go up two to three hundred percentJames - The Big Short 00:34
OK look If home prices don't go upYou are not going to...
The Big Short Yeah yeah It's time to call bullshitBullshit on whatEvery fucking thing - The Big Short 00:06
Yeah yeah It's time to call bullshitBullshit on...
The Big Short Okay I want you to walk back in there - The Big Short 00:08
Okay I want you to walk back in there
The Big Short Now their foot's on fire and they think their steak is done and you're surprisedThat's not stupidity that's fraudTell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested - The Big Short 00:11
Now their foot's on fire and they think their steak is...
The Big Short So let me get this straightThe bank calls you upThey give you the bonds they wanna sellThey give you clients they give you money to run your businessGive you fat fee's for doing sobut you represent the investors - The Big Short 00:15
So let me get this straightThe bank calls you upThey give...
The Big Short Short everything that guy has touched - The Big Short 00:04
Short everything that guy has touched
The Big Short I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate - The Big Short 00:06
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate
The Big Short Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept for there are no more worlds to conquerShaneShaneWellNobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymoreAnd everybody wants swaps swaps are not he most popular product on the streetThat's good for us Yes - The Big Short 00:49
Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept...
The Big Short We are going to wait and we are going to waitWe are going to wait until they feel the pain until they start to bleed - The Big Short 00:10
We are going to wait and we are going to waitWe are going to...
The Big Short We live in an era of fraud in AmericaNot just in banking but in governmentEducation religionFood even baseballWhat bothers meIsn't that Fraud is not niceOr that fraud is meanIt's that For fifteen thousand yearsFraud and short sighted thinking have never - The Big Short 01:52
We live in an era of fraud in AmericaNot just in banking but...
The Big Short OkaySell it all - The Big Short 00:08
OkaySell it all
Freeheld Something serious - Freeheld 00:36
Something serious
Freeheld It's Steven with a V as in very gay - Freeheld 00:15
It's Steven with a V as in very gay
Freeheld Hell if you and I got married tomorrow I'd be entitled to your benefits - Freeheld 00:09
Hell if you and I got married tomorrow I'd be entitled...
Despicable Me 2 The most magical faerie princess of all - Despicable Me 2 00:28
The most magical faerie princess of all
Despicable Me 2 I'm sorry I did not see you thereOr there - Despicable Me 2 00:08
I'm sorry I did not see you thereOr there
Despicable Me 2 Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh whoopsSorry you're gonna have to come with meOh sorry I Freeze rayYou know you really should announceyour weapons after you fire them Mr GruFor exampleLipstick taser - Despicable Me 2 00:32
Mr GruI didn't What YesHi Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVLOh...
Despicable Me 2 Ah pins and needles - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Ah pins and needles
Despicable Me 2 We are the Anti Villain LeagueAn ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scaleRob a bank we're not interested Kill someone not our dealBut you want to melt the polar ice caps or vaporize Mount Fujior even steal the MoonThen we - Despicable Me 2 00:33
We are the Anti Villain LeagueAn ultra secret organization...
Despicable Me 2 Huh you usually don't see that in bunnies - Despicable Me 2 00:05
Huh you usually don't see that in bunnies
Despicable Me 2 I'm a father now And a legitimate businessmanI am developing a line of delicious jams and jelliesJams and jelliesOh attitude That's rightSo thanks but no thanksAnd here's a tip Instead of taeing people and kidnapping themmaybe you should just give them a - Despicable Me 2 00:32
I'm a father now And a legitimate businessmanI am...
Despicable Me 2 Okay just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good - Despicable Me 2 00:07
Okay just because everybody hates it doesn't mean...
Despicable Me 2 Hey what celebrity do you look likeUh Bruce WillisMmm noHumpty DumptyOoh Gollum - Despicable Me 2 00:11
Hey what celebrity do you look likeUh Bruce WillisMmm...
Despicable Me 2 Okay what are you doingWe're signing you up for online datingOh okay What No no noOh come on It's funAnd it's time for you to get out thereNo Stop No one is ever getting out there Ever - Despicable Me 2 00:16
Okay what are you doingWe're signing you up for online...
Despicable Me 2 I have accepted a new job - Despicable Me 2 00:21
I have accepted a new job
Despicable Me 2 All right here is the cupcake recipe I got off the InternetAnd don't go nuts with the sprinkles - Despicable Me 2 00:13
All right here is the cupcake recipe I got off the...
Despicable Me 2 Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from Silas I'm your new partnerYayWhat No no yayRamsbottom didn't say anything about a partnerWell it seems that because of your checkered pasteveryone else refused to work with youBut not me I stepped upAnd - Despicable Me 2 00:24
Okay that's weird Why are you hereOn assignment from...
Despicable Me 2 HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant across the mallNow open for breakfast And you areGru And this is Lucy And we are closedThis is just going to take un momentoI am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo partyand I am - Despicable Me 2 00:53
HelloBuenos días my friendsI am Eduardo Perezowner of Salsa...
Despicable Me 2 That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom about 20 years agoHe was ruthlessHe was dangerousAnd as the name implies very machoHe had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare handsBut sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone - Despicable Me 2 01:33
That guy looks exactly like a villain named El MachoFrom...
Despicable Me 2 But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon - Despicable Me 2 00:56
But sadly like all the greats El Macho was gone too soon
Despicable Me 2 I don't think I should do thisWell what do you mean Why notI don't even have a momWell you don't need one to do the showI mean you did the Veterans Day Pageantand you haven't been in combat - Despicable Me 2 00:17
I don't think I should do thisWell what do you mean Why...
Despicable Me 2 What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm triggersIt's a restaurantYou never know what kind of booby trapsthis guy could have set Huh Come onThere are no booby trapsHa BoobyOh There's a chickenAre you lost little guyYou must be lostHa Some guard - Despicable Me 2 00:43
What are you doingI'm checking for laser beam alarm...
Despicable Me 2 All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the serum the sensor in your belt bucklewill make a sound like thisMee maw Mee mawMee maw Mee maw OkayI get it I get itWelcome to Eagle Hair ClubIt's about time you showed upMr GruYou know my nameWhen - Despicable Me 2 01:42
All right I'm going inIf it picks up any traces of the...
Despicable Me 2 Margo has a boyfriendAnd they're going on a dateDate BoyfriendWhat - Despicable Me 2 00:08
Margo has a boyfriendAnd they're going on a dateDate...
Despicable Me 2 And my dream is to one day play video games for a livingWowYou're so complicatedMargoWhat is going on hereOh Gru se llama Antonio Me llamo MargoMe llama lama ding dong Who cares Let's go - Despicable Me 2 00:22
And my dream is to one day play video games for a...
Despicable Me 2 I'm sorry El MachoHadn't we eliminated him as a suspectafter the whole salsa incidentYes but there has been a new developmentand I'm telling you this is the guyYou need to arrest him immediatelyAnd his deviously charming sonI'm pretty sure that the son is - Despicable Me 2 00:48
I'm sorry El MachoHadn't we eliminated him as a...
Despicable Me 2 Agnes Agnes tell Jillian I'm not hereGru's not hereAre you sureYes he just told meMmm mmmI mean no he didn't just tell meAgnes where is GruHe's putting on lipstickHe's swatting at fliesNo NoHe's chopping his head offHe's pooping - Despicable Me 2 00:32
Agnes Agnes tell Jillian I'm not hereGru's not...
Despicable Me 2 Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst date everHuh tell me about itDon't worry It can only get better from here rightBut if it doesn't you can always borrow my dart gunI've had to use it on one or two dates myselfYeah you know as far - Despicable Me 2 00:39
Well I think you did it You just officially had the worst...
Despicable Me 2 Quack quack quack quack quack - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Quack quack quack quack quack
Despicable Me 2 Mr RamsbottomOh helloWhat are you doing hereWe got him Got whoFloyd EaglesanOur agents located a secret room in his shop last nightand discovered thisIt's empty but we found traces of the PX 41 serum in itHe's our manSo somehow in spite of your - Despicable Me 2 00:25
Mr RamsbottomOh helloWhat are you doing hereWe got him Got...
Despicable Me 2 Okay Let's party huhBut first let's go over the rulesBecause what is fun without the rulesAgnes easy on the churrosEdith try not to kill anyone HaiMargoHello Mr Gru - Despicable Me 2 00:17
Okay Let's party huhBut first let's go over the...
Despicable Me 2 I'm just chilling with the guac from my chip hat - Despicable Me 2 00:07
I'm just chilling with the guac from my chip hat
Despicable Me 2 You have not lost your touch my friendAh ha I knew itYou are El MachoThat's rightNobody believed meHo ho But I knew you weren't deadOf course not I merely faked my deathBut now it's time for meto make a spectacular return to evilDoctor I think it's time - Despicable Me 2 01:07
You have not lost your touch my friendAh ha I knew itYou are...
Despicable Me 2 We can do it togetherTogetherTogetherI have admired your work for years amigoStealing the Moon Are you kiddingWe would be unstoppableMen like you men like meWe should be ruling the worldSo are you inWoo hooUh yeah probablyProbablyI mean yes yes Of course - Despicable Me 2 01:04
We can do it togetherTogetherTogetherI have admired your...
Despicable Me 2 I hate boysYes They stink - Despicable Me 2 00:09
I hate boysYes They stink
Despicable Me 2 You brought the girlsYesOhWas that wrong - Despicable Me 2 00:08
You brought the girlsYesOhWas that wrong
Despicable Me 2 One push of this button and I send that rocketstraight into the same volcano where I faked my deathOnly this time it's for real - Despicable Me 2 00:13
One push of this button and I send that rocketstraight into...
Despicable Me 2 Aw he copied me - Despicable Me 2 00:04
Aw he copied me
Despicable Me 2 Don't worry about me Gru I'll be fineI have survived lots worse than thisOkay that's not entirely trueI'm actually kind of freaking out up hereDon't worry I will get you out of thisI really hate that chicken - Despicable Me 2 00:23
Don't worry about me Gru I'll be fineI have...
Despicable Me 2 Listen Lucy we may not get out of this aliveso I need to ask you a questionUh better make it quickIf I had asked you out on a date what would you have saidAre you kidding meYes - Despicable Me 2 00:15
Listen Lucy we may not get out of this aliveso I need to ask...
The Way Way Back You know why I think you're a three - The Way Way Back 00:40
You know why I think you're a three
Minions You have no idea who you are messing withI'm the greatest supervillain of all timeOh were you - Minions 00:12
You have no idea who you are messing withI'm the...
Welcome to Marwen One foot in front of the other - Welcome to Marwen 00:14
One foot in front of the other
Welcome to Marwen It has beautiful lighting - Welcome to Marwen 00:10
It has beautiful lighting
Welcome to Marwen You just don't get it do you - Welcome to Marwen 00:10
You just don't get it do you
Welcome to Marwen I was a hell of a good artist an illustrator - Welcome to Marwen 00:58
I was a hell of a good artist an illustrator
Despicable Me 3 We're already here Agents Grucy are closing in fastYes wait wha What did you call usGrucy You know Gru and Lucy mushed togetherTry itHaha I like it but not a lotI don't like it - Despicable Me 3 00:16
We're already here Agents Grucy are closing in fastYes...
Despicable Me 3 WHAAA - Despicable Me 3 00:04
WHAAA
Despicable Me 3 Get ready - Despicable Me 3 00:34
Get ready
Despicable Me 3 What about that Ugh - Despicable Me 3 00:06
What about that Ugh
Despicable Me 3 Happy birthday dear DaaaaaanHappy birthday to you - Despicable Me 3 00:12
Happy birthday dear DaaaaaanHappy birthday to you
Despicable Me 3 Just get away - Despicable Me 3 00:07
Just get away
Despicable Me 3 This is unexpectedWell you never got to go on a honeymoon soWe made you dinnerIt's a luauWe got pineapples and coconuts and lukuleles - Despicable Me 3 00:12
This is unexpectedWell you never got to go on a honeymoon...
Despicable Me 3 The soup of the day madame and monsieurThe gummy bears were my ideaMmmmmm Looks too good to even eatAm I rightBut I made it for you OhGood soup I love the combination of gummy bears and meat - Despicable Me 3 00:31
The soup of the day madame and monsieurThe gummy bears were...
Despicable Me 3 No no no no no no this does not mean that we are going back to being villains - Despicable Me 3 00:06
No no no no no no this does not mean that we are going back...