Steve Coogan Quotes & Movies

Minions poster

The Secret Life of Pets poster

The Secret Life of Pets Metropolitan Police Inspector

Hot Fuzz poster

Hot Fuzz Frederick James Furnivall

The Professor and the Madman poster

The Professor and the Madman Fritz

Despicable Me 3 poster

Despicable Me 3 Paul Michaelson

In the Loop poster

In the Loop Langdon Tharp

Ruby Sparks poster

Ruby Sparks Stan Laurel

Stan & Ollie poster

Stan & Ollie Steve (segment "Cousins?")

Coffee and Cigarettes poster

Coffee and Cigarettes Tony Wilson

24 Hour Party People poster

24 Hour Party People Octavius

Night at the Museum poster

Night at the Museum Ambassador Mercy

Marie Antoinette poster

Marie Antoinette Damien Cockburn - Vietnam Crew

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Mitch

Irreplaceable You poster

Irreplaceable You Alan Partridge

Alan Partridge poster

Alan Partridge Heston

Ella Enchanted poster

Ella Enchanted Tommy

The Indian in the Cupboard poster

The Indian in the Cupboard David Ershon

The Other Guys poster

The Other Guys Octavius

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb poster

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Hades

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief poster

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The... Phileas Fogg

Around the World in 80 Days poster

Around the World in 80 Days Charley

Happy Endings poster

Happy Endings Raisin

Marmaduke poster

Marmaduke Silas Ramsbottom

Despicable Me 2 poster

Despicable Me 2 Gustav Klinger

Holmes & Watson poster

Holmes & Watson Steve Coogan

The Trip to Greece poster

The Trip to Greece Steve Coogan

The Trip to Spain poster

The Trip to Spain Self

Top Gear poster

Top Gear Mr. Banks

Northern Soul poster

Northern Soul Martin Sixsmith

Philomena poster

Philomena Steve Coogan

The Trip to Italy poster

The Trip to Italy Sir Richard McCreadie

Greed poster

Our Idiot Brother poster

Our Idiot Brother Steve Coogan

The Trip poster

The Trip Dana Marschz

Hamlet 2 poster

Hamlet 2 John Weber

Shepherds and Butchers poster

Shepherds and Butchers Octavius

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian poster

Night at the Museum: Battle of the... Campbell Babbitt

What Goes Up poster

What Goes Up Peter Easterman

Mindhorn poster

I'm Still Here poster

I'm Still Here Simon Garden

The Parole Officer poster

The Parole Officer Erasmus Brumble

Ideal Home poster

Ideal Home Colonel Nigel Briggs

Rules Don't Apply poster

Rules Don't Apply Ray Elliott

Lies and Alibis poster

Lies and Alibis Danny Skeggs

Tales from the Crypt poster

Tales from the Crypt Tommy Saxondale

Saxondale poster

Saxondale Alan Partridge

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge poster

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan... Alan Partridge

I'm Alan Partridge poster

I'm Alan Partridge John Langley

The Lost King poster

The Lost King Thom Payne

HAPPYish poster

HAPPYish Alan Partridge

This Time with Alan Partridge poster

This Time with Alan Partridge Silas Ramsbottom

Minions: The Rise of Gru poster

Minions: The Rise of Gru Mole

Mr Toad's Wild Ride poster

Mr Toad's Wild Ride Self

aka Mr. Chow poster

aka Mr. Chow Jimmy Savile

The Reckoning poster

The Reckoning Paddy Meyers

Joker: Folie à Deux poster

Joker: Folie à Deux Silas

Despicable Me 4 poster

Despicable Me 4

Clips with Steve Coogan

Anyway I know we're broke and that we needed a roommate - Hamlet 2

Anyway I know we're broke and that we needed a roommate

It was stupid but it was also theater - Hamlet 2

It was stupid but it was also theater

There is one other thing - Hamlet 2

There is one other thing

There is one other thing - Hamlet 2

There is one other thing

Oh my God Writing is so hard - Hamlet 2

Oh my God Writing is so hard

What is your fucking problem man - Hamlet 2

What is your fucking problem man

Hamlet 2 - Hamlet 2

Hey are you mad at me - Hamlet 2

Hey are you mad at me

Yeah It's a slippery slope - Hamlet 2

Yeah It's a slippery slope

We just coming together as a class right - Hamlet 2

We just coming together as a class right

Goddamn macho bastards and their fear of the arts - Hamlet 2

Goddamn macho bastards and their fear of the arts

You can't let your ethnic narrow mindedness - Hamlet 2

You can't let your ethnic narrow mindedness

So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to Elisabeth Shue - Hamlet 2

So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to...

So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to Elisabeth Shue - Hamlet 2

So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to...

You guys come on I asked you to prepare a few questions - Hamlet 2

You guys come on I asked you to prepare a few questions

We're putting this play on and if you don't like it then tough titties - Hamlet 2

We're putting this play on and if you don't like...

Let there be light - Hamlet 2

Let there be light

No one is shutting down this play - Hamlet 2

No one is shutting down this play

I feel like I'm in a cage - Hamlet 2

I feel like I'm in a cage

I work for gas money which is why I skate - Hamlet 2

I work for gas money which is why I skate

I'm such a dick - Hamlet 2

I'm such a dick

What about when I forgave my father - Hamlet 2

What about when I forgave my father

Well this play is gonna bitch slap Broadway - Hamlet 2

Well this play is gonna bitch slap Broadway

You know Chuy you're gonna have a magical life - Hamlet 2

You know Chuy you're gonna have a magical life

I'm not I'm fucking Zen - In the Loop

I'm not I'm fucking Zen

How much did we loseYou may ring the bell now Ms Boardman32 MillionNo billion - The Other Guys

How much did we loseYou may ring the bell now Ms Boardman32...

America has always been defined by its excessThe Grand Canyon professional sports contractsWendy's Baconator extra baconI myself have 18 Lamborghinisand a Subaru station wagonAnd it's because of this excess that I have flourishedI implore you please do - The Other Guys

America has always been defined by its excessThe Grand...

Hey Douglas How's the wife She diedAttaboy - The Other Guys

Hey Douglas How's the wife She diedAttaboy

Wait wait wait what am I being arrested for - The Other Guys

Wait wait wait what am I being arrested for

Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she blowsTwo of those Russian waters please No lime wedges just cucumberGuess where we just came from An explosion at your accounting officeYes that awful gas leakGas leak The only gas leak is the one - The Other Guys

Remember us hotshot Of course I do Please sitThere she...

Gentlemen you have a choice Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys - The Other Guys

Gentlemen you have a choice Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys

How great is Jersey Boys It's not great It's fantasticYou totally undersold it The pageantry the costumesWow what a musical - The Other Guys

How great is Jersey Boys It's not great It's...

We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the oldest game in the book for a reason it worksI come strong then you come inYou got it YeahI come strong then you come in Right Got itNow you listen to me you piece of shitIt's just you and me and I'm gonna rip - The Other Guys

We're gonna do good cop bad cop OkayIt's the...

David ErshonYou're under arrest for fraud embezzlementand in connection to the murder of Don BeamanThis is a bad ideaHey guysBob What are you doing hereI'm investingDo you remember we talked about that proxy vote a while backThis is what it was for Holy - The Other Guys

David ErshonYou're under arrest for fraud...

I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end brieflythen going back to the beginning and then periodically returning to the endmaybe giving different characters' perspectives throughoutJust to give it a bit of dynamism otherwise it's - The Other Guys

I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the...

I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want it backWhat about Don BeamanBeaman knew that I had falsified my financialsso they sent down Wesley to try and keep him quietHe forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of ginand then forced him - The Other Guys

I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want...

Watch your head God your hair is softVO5 Hot Oil - The Other Guys

Watch your head God your hair is softVO5 Hot Oil

Before you ask yes I'm a real dog No I'm not a chew toy - Marmaduke

Before you ask yes I'm a real dog No I'm not a...

MARMADUKE Yeah yeah - Marmaduke

MARMADUKE Yeah yeah

Well I don't believe in God And I think he can tell - Philomena

Well I don't believe in God And I think he can tell

And what you're talking about would be what they call a human interest story - Philomena

And what you're talking about would be what they call a...

That's for good luck - Philomena

That's for good luck

Hello Oh hello - Philomena

Well I was with the BBC but not any more - Philomena

Well I was with the BBC but not any more

Well I'm asking you a question You're a journalist - Philomena

Well I'm asking you a question You're a journalist

It's funny isn't it - Philomena

It's funny isn't it

And after the sex was over I thought anything that feels so lovely must be wrong - Philomena

And after the sex was over I thought anything that feels so...

How would you feel about going to America with Martin - Philomena

How would you feel about going to America with Martin

I'm sorry Martin Should we pretend we don't know each other - Philomena

I'm sorry Martin Should we pretend we don't know...

I've always wanted to see him in his big chair - Philomena

I've always wanted to see him in his big chair

Well I've finally seen first hand what a lifetime's diet of the Reader's Digest - Philomena

Well I've finally seen first hand what a...

She told four people today they were one in a million - Philomena

She told four people today they were one in a million

He's dead Who's dead - Philomena

He's dead Who's dead

Oh dear And what did he die of - Philomena

Oh dear And what did he die of

Phil how did you know he was gay - Philomena

Phil how did you know he was gay

And that's him with Pete Olsson - Philomena

And that's him with Pete Olsson

He wasn't too happy the last couple of years of his life working for Reagan - Philomena

He wasn't too happy the last couple of years of his...

The Catholic Church should go to confession not you - Philomena

The Catholic Church should go to confession not you

I hope God isn't listening to you - Philomena

I hope God isn't listening to you

He doesn't want to see me does he - Philomena

He doesn't want to see me does he

Why would someone who cared so little about where he came from wear something so Irish - Philomena

Why would someone who cared so little about where he came...

The end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started - Philomena

The end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we...

Now remember Martin It's not their fault - Philomena

Now remember Martin It's not their fault

Let me tell you something - Philomena

Let me tell you something

Sister Hildegarde - Philomena

Sister Hildegarde

I couldn't forgive you - Philomena

I couldn't forgive you

Night at the Museum: Secret of...

I'm having trouble hearing you Pompeii - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

I'm having trouble hearing you Pompeii

Night at the Museum: Secret of...

You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge swordand hypnotic blue eyesHis eyes are very blue - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge...

The Secret Life of Pets

What's going on here - The Secret Life of Pets

What's going on here

The Secret Life of Pets

OkayHe's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eatI'm done playing niceWhere is MaxOwTell meOohLet me finish OwHelp me OwDon't look at him Look at meNobody can help youWhere is Max - The Secret Life of Pets

OkayHe's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eatI'm...