Steve Martin quotes in movies
Self (archive footage)
I Am Mother
Neal Page
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Freddy Benson
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Hotep
The Prince of Egypt
Navin
The Jerk
Insolent Waiter
The Muppet Movie
Captain Smek
Home
Rigby Reardon
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Gil
Parenthood
Self - Introductory Host
Fantasia 2000
Adam Schaffer
It's Complicated
C. D. Bales
Roxanne
George Banks
Father of the Bride
Mr. Chairman
Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Tom Baker
Cheaper by the Dozen
Lucky Day
Three Amigos!
George Banks
Father of the Bride Part II
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
The Man with Two Brains
Tom Baker
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Ray Porter
Shopgirl
Clouseau
The Pink Panther
Orin Scrivello D.D.S.
Howard
Self
Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind
Rags
Love the Coopers
Stu Preissler
The Big Year
Clouseau
The Pink Panther 2
Jonas
Leap of Faith
Davis
Grand Canyon
Davis
HouseSitter
Larry
The Lonely Guy
Barry
Baby Mama
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Sgt Bilko
Bowfinger
Bowfinger
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
My Blue Heaven
Harris K. Telemacher
L A Story
Self
Love, Gilda
Raider
Babe: Pig in the City
Self - Comedian
Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and...
Steve Martin
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood
Norm
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Henry Clark
The Out of Towners
Arthur
Pennies from Heaven
Self
Oh, Hello on Broadway
Jimmy Dell
The Spanish Prisoner
Philip
Mixed Nuts
Peter Sanderson
Bringing Down the House
Orin Scrivello D.D.S.
Little Shop of Horrors
Dr. Maxwell Edison
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Self
The Kids Are Alright
The Brother
And the Band Played On
Self - Special Guest Star
The Muppet Show
Charles-Haden Savage
Only Murders in the Building
Self
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
Clips with Steve Martin
Planes, Trains &...
00:53 He loves giving you noogies
Planes, Trains &...
00:17 Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:27 May I go to the bathroom first
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:19 I didn't steal any money from her
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
01:00 Lawrence Jamieson
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
01:18 I was engaged to a girl back in the States
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:13 I'm keeping the money
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:15 I've got culture coming out of my ass
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:09 This is the happiest day of my life
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:09 You are the student
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:27 Of all the lousy
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:13 We won't go anywhere without you
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:13 I'm sorry I broke your VHS player
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:53 My grandmother is wonderful
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:30 We're the weaker sex
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:21 Look what I did in the dining car
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:19 This is really very serious
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:21 Lady Fanny of Omaha
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:07 I know the moves
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:29 I have wonderful news
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:19 She's keeping the mink
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:27 She is deceitful
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:04 You idiot You let her go
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:14 Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above...
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
00:11 Lawrence Lawrence Lacko
The Prince of Egypt
00:33 Blasphemous sons
The Prince of Egypt
00:12 Playing with the big boys now
The Prince of Egypt
00:23 So you think you've got friends in high places
The Prince of Egypt
00:26 We offer you this delicate desert flower
The Prince of Egypt
00:12 You're playing with the big boys now
The Prince of Egypt
00:33 Why do the gods torment me
The Prince of Egypt
00:23 So you think you've got friends
The Prince of Egypt
00:26 We offer you this delicate desert flower
The Prince of Egypt
00:38 By the power of Ra
The Jerk
00:08 Man St Louis
The Muppet Movie
00:16 Impetuous thing
The Muppet Movie
00:27 Will you taste it for us
The Muppet Movie
00:11 You may serve us now
The Muppet Movie
00:13 You Kermit the Frog
The Muppet Movie
00:20 Are you Miss Piggy
The Muppet Movie
00:13 Oh waiter
Home
00:10 Curse you and your tippitoe tallness
Home
00:34 You has made your mistake
Home
00:08 She could not possibly reach the gravity thingy
Home
00:32 Yes but before that you has made your mistake
Home
00:14 Give Daddy some sugar
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:14 But what does FOC mean
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:06 What's he paying you boys
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:49 We know who you are
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:50 My name's Reardon
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:37 All dames are alike
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:57 If you want me to investigate your father's death
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:20 You could be zat
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:21 The words I can't weren't in her vocabulary
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:10 Don't go near my daughter again
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:28 Get your sister Leona for me
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:18 Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T R U...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:59 It is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:20 I thought of the words Marlowe had said to me over fifteen...
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:57 Are you wearing pajamas
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:28 The guard looks suspicious
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:29 Column six of the August 2nd issue
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:11 Let's go out dancing
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:20 Be careful of the
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:29 Her lips were warm
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:35 I'll do it myself
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:35 Who shall I say is calling
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:12 You don't smoke
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
00:33 When will you be leaving Carlotta