Clips with T.J. Miller

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Unstoppable Dewey Gilleece - Unstoppable 00:23
Dewey Gilleece
Unstoppable Hey Dewey want to pick it up a little bit jagoff - Unstoppable 00:07
Hey Dewey want to pick it up a little bit jagoff
Unstoppable What's wrong - Unstoppable 01:09
What's wrong
Unstoppable I had to leave the cab to throw a switch - Unstoppable 00:28
I had to leave the cab to throw a switch
She's Out of My League Look Stainer I know you don't like her very much - She's Out of My League 00:16
Look Stainer I know you don't like her very much
She's Out of My League A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk - She's Out of My League 00:30
A man poodle Girls they want to take you out on a walk
She's Out of My League OK so she's taking her new boyfriend to Branson with your parents - She's Out of My League 00:12
OK so she's taking her new boyfriend to Branson with...
She's Out of My League You look like someone I went to high school with - She's Out of My League 00:12
You look like someone I went to high school with
She's Out of My League Kirk that Molly girl's insanely hot Yeah I know - She's Out of My League 00:21
Kirk that Molly girl's insanely hot Yeah I know
She's Out of My League Patty's not a bitch she's different - She's Out of My League 00:09
Patty's not a bitch she's different
She's Out of My League OK now I know you've gone crazy - She's Out of My League 00:27
OK now I know you've gone crazy
She's Out of My League He's at least a 6 - She's Out of My League 00:12
He's at least a 6
She's Out of My League A six You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole - She's Out of My League 00:05
A six You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole
She's Out of My League But he drives a shitbox deduct a point - She's Out of My League 00:10
But he drives a shitbox deduct a point
She's Out of My League Is there an artist's exemption for talkin' out your ass - She's Out of My League 00:10
Is there an artist's exemption for talkin' out...
She's Out of My League She's comin' to lunch with my parents on Sunday - She's Out of My League 00:24
She's comin' to lunch with my parents on Sunday
She's Out of My League Hey Hey Kirk - She's Out of My League 00:23
Hey Hey Kirk
She's Out of My League How many times have you called her Five - She's Out of My League 00:34
How many times have you called her Five
She's Out of My League You know what Stainer All it takes is one - She's Out of My League 00:54
You know what Stainer All it takes is one
She's Out of My League You're gonna tell me what's going on - She's Out of My League 00:36
You're gonna tell me what's going on
She's Out of My League Fuller you have a choice You can step aside or you can fight me - She's Out of My League 00:23
Fuller you have a choice You can step aside or you can fight...
How to Train Your Dragon OK but I hit a Night FuryIt's not like the last few times Dad I really actually hit itYou guys were busy I had a very clear shotIt went down off Raven Point Let's get a search partyStopJust stopEvery time you step outside disaster followsCan you not see - How to Train Your Dragon 01:05
OK but I hit a Night FuryIt's not like the last few...
How to Train Your Dragon Welcome to dragon trainingNo turning backI hope I get some serious burnsI'm hoping for some mauling like on my shoulder or backYeah it's only fun if you get a scar out of itYeah no kidding rightPain Love itOh great Who let him in - How to Train Your Dragon 00:37
Welcome to dragon trainingNo turning backI hope I get some...
How to Train Your Dragon Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the honor of killing his first dragonin front of the entire villageHiccup already killed a Night Fury so does that disqualify himCan I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings - How to Train Your Dragon 00:17
Let's get started The recruit who does bestwill win the...
How to Train Your Dragon Let go of my shield There are a million shieldsTake that one It has a flower girls like flowersOops this one has blood on it - How to Train Your Dragon 00:08
Let go of my shield There are a million shieldsTake that one...
How to Train Your Dragon Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks tonight Study upWait you mean readWhile we're still aliveWhy read words when you can just kill the stuffthe words tell you stuff aboutI've read it seven times There's this water dragonthat sprays - How to Train Your Dragon 00:29
Everything we know about every dragon we know ofNo attacks...
How to Train Your Dragon Look for its blind spot Every dragon has oneFind it hide in it and strikeDo you ever batheIf you don't like it then just get your own blind spotHow about I give you oneBlind spot yes Deaf spot not so much - How to Train Your Dragon 00:20
Look for its blind spot Every dragon has oneFind it hide in...
How to Train Your Dragon Love on the battlefieldShe could do better - How to Train Your Dragon 00:06
Love on the battlefieldShe could do better
How to Train Your Dragon Your Mom let you get a tattooIt's not a tattoo it's a birthmarkOK I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there beforeYes it was You've just never seen me from the left side - How to Train Your Dragon 00:13
Your Mom let you get a tattooIt's not a tattoo...
How to Train Your Dragon Meet the Terrible TerrorIt's like the size of myGet it off - How to Train Your Dragon 00:10
Meet the Terrible TerrorIt's like the size of myGet it...
How to Train Your Dragon Ruff Tuff Watch your backsMove FishlegsLook at us We're on a dragon We're on dragons All of usUp Let's move itEvery bit the boar headed stubborn Viking you ever were - How to Train Your Dragon 00:19
Ruff Tuff Watch your backsMove FishlegsLook at us We're...
How to Train Your Dragon Fishlegs break it down OKHeavily armored skull and tail made for bashing and crushingSteer clear of both Small eyes large nostrilsRelies on hearing and smellOK Lout Legs Hang in its blind spot make noise keep it confusedRuff Tuff find out if it has a shot - How to Train Your Dragon 00:30
Fishlegs break it down OKHeavily armored skull and tail made...
Extract But I don't want to work at Southwest either - Extract 00:10
But I don't want to work at Southwest either
Yogi Bear All units lock down the park Repeat lock down the park - Yogi Bear 00:08
All units lock down the park Repeat lock down the park
Yogi Bear You need to let us in this park That turtle needs protection - Yogi Bear 01:06
You need to let us in this park That turtle needs protection
Yogi Bear Ha ha ha Great job Jones I'll get this guy to the city zoo - Yogi Bear 00:34
Ha ha ha Great job Jones I'll get this guy to the city...
Deadpool Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for youI'd love a Blow JobOh God me tooThe drink moose knuckle But firstHey and I ain't taking any babysitting money all rightMake sure that gets back to Ms - Deadpool 00:16
Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for...
Deadpool I was traveling to exotic placesBaghdad Mogadishu Jacksonville meeting new and exciting people And thenKilling them Yeah I've seen your InstagramSo what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville anywayThat's classifiedThey have a wonderful TGI Fridays - Deadpool 00:17
I was traveling to exotic placesBaghdad Mogadishu...
Deadpool Here check it outShe's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochuresI'm sure they're all FDA approvedChechnya Isn't that where you go to get cancerYou got China and Central MexicoYou know how they say cancer in SpanishNoEl Cáncer - Deadpool 00:21
Here check it outShe's sending away for all these...
Deadpool Good But I don't want to - Deadpool 00:04
Good But I don't want to
Deadpool Do you like what you seeNoYou look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocadoYeahNot gently Like it was hate fuckingThere was something wrong with the relationshipand that was the only catharsis that they could find without violenceAnd - Deadpool 00:40
Do you like what you seeNoYou look like an avocado had sex...
Deadpool Here's what I'm actually gonna doI'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francisforce him to fix this then put a bullet in his skulland fuck the brain holeI don't wanna see that or think of it againBut the douchebag does think you're dead - Deadpool 00:37
Here's what I'm actually gonna doI'm gonna...
Deadpool Oh shit What I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never gonna win the uh Dead pool Captain Deadpool No just Just Deadpool yeah Just Deadpool To you Mr Pool Deadpool That sounds like a fucking franchise - Deadpool 00:26
Oh shit What I put all my money on you and now I just...
Deadpool I put all my money on you and nowI just realized I'm never gonna win theDead poolCaptain DeadpoolNo justJust Deadpool yeah Just DeadpoolTo you Mr PoolDeadpool That sounds like a fucking franchise - Deadpool 00:22
I put all my money on you and nowI just realized I'm...
Deadpool We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want any clothes that are not monochromaticHave fun at your midnight showing of Blade II - Deadpool 00:12
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want...
Deadpool Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck meMaybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck...
Deadpool Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me Uh maybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me...
Deadpool Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr as I like to call her Irony - Deadpool 00:14
Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr...
Deadpool What is that That's the shit emojiYou know it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyesI thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long - Deadpool 00:09
What is that That's the shit emojiYou know it's...
Deadpool I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:03
I need all the guns
Deadpool I'd go with you but I don't want to - Deadpool 00:05
I'd go with you but I don't want to
Deadpool Go get her tiger - Deadpool 00:04
Go get her tiger
Our Idiot Brother Anyway what I was saying though is people recycle cans - Our Idiot Brother 00:36
Anyway what I was saying though is people recycle cans
Our Idiot Brother Do you think this is an ugly candle - Our Idiot Brother 00:07
Do you think this is an ugly candle
Our Idiot Brother I love it Just a couple of guys and a dog making candles - Our Idiot Brother 00:09
I love it Just a couple of guys and a dog making candles
Our Idiot Brother Hey man have you seen Willie Nelson - Our Idiot Brother 00:18
Hey man have you seen Willie Nelson
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my dragonOr mineUgh You're such a moronA beautiful moronYeah - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:12
I'll bloody his fist with my faceif he tries to take my...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 They won't know where you're hidingI promise you thatOh yes they will They know we're missingand they have tracking dragonsIf you so much as touch us Hiccup is gonna kickHiccup He's not a problemReally trust meHe's only the son of Stoick the Vasthis heir - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:43
They won't know where you're hidingI promise you...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Could this day get any worseUh let me seeWe're gonna jump into freezing cold waterand then die from drowningLooks refreshing - How to Train Your Dragon 2 00:09
Could this day get any worseUh let me seeWe're gonna...
How to Train Your Dragon 2 I'm sorry DadI'm not the chief thatyou wanted me to beAnd I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I wasI don't knowYou came early into this worldYou were such a wee thingOh so frail so fragileI feared you wouldn't make itBut your fatherhe never doubtedHe always - How to Train Your Dragon 2 02:24
I'm sorry DadI'm not the chief thatyou wanted me...
Ready Player One The Orb of Osuvox - Ready Player One 00:12
The Orb of Osuvox
Ready Player One Whereas my plan which was cool because I rock actually worked - Ready Player One 00:05
Whereas my plan which was cool because I rock actually...
Ready Player One No man is a failure who has friends - Ready Player One 00:03
No man is a failure who has friends
Office Christmas Party Hey what about this for Alan from legal - Office Christmas Party 00:09
Hey what about this for Alan from legal
Office Christmas Party So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis - Office Christmas Party 00:23
So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis
Office Christmas Party Nobody is losing their jobs Yeah - Office Christmas Party 00:09
Nobody is losing their jobs Yeah
Office Christmas Party I know I haven't asked You for much in this life - Office Christmas Party 00:18
I know I haven't asked You for much in this life
Office Christmas Party Ooh there's a car on fire Did the Bears win - Office Christmas Party 00:07
Ooh there's a car on fire Did the Bears win
Office Christmas Party Vin Diesel ain't got shit on me - Office Christmas Party 00:07
Vin Diesel ain't got shit on me
Office Christmas Party Pull over you fucking idiot - Office Christmas Party 00:20
Pull over you fucking idiot