Clips with T.J. Miller

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Office Christmas Party Shut the fuck door Oh - Office Christmas Party 00:04
Shut the fuck door Oh
Office Christmas Party I gotta tell you I was always like - Office Christmas Party 00:10
I gotta tell you I was always like
Dragons: Gift of the Night... Yak nog Get your yak nog - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:37
Yak nog Get your yak nog
Dragons: Gift of the Night... I can't believe him You can't believe him - Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury 00:34
I can't believe him You can't believe him
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Peppermint bark - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:10
Peppermint bark
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas What's your name - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:14
What's your name
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas The reindeer fly up here - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:12
The reindeer fly up here
Transformers: Age of... Cade relax You're going to have an aortic infarctionWhat is thatI think it's a brain heart attackYeah I've had one already - Transformers: Age of Extinction 00:09
Cade relax You're going to have an aortic...
Transformers: Age of... What is that Looks like a missile - Transformers: Age of Extinction 00:04
What is that Looks like a missile
Transformers: Age of... They're in trouble - Transformers: Age of Extinction 00:06
They're in trouble
Hell and Back It's true that I smother my sadness with carbs - Hell and Back 00:05
It's true that I smother my sadness with carbs
Hell and Back You are talented young one - Hell and Back 00:07
You are talented young one
Hell and Back I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants - Hell and Back 00:07
I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants
Big Hero 6 Honey Lemon Go Go WasabiI spill wasabi on my shirt one time peopleOne timeFred is the one who comes up with the nicknamesUh who's FredThis guy right here SCREAMSAh ah Don't be alarmed It is just a suitThis is not my real face and bodyThe name's FredSchool - Big Hero 6 00:56
Honey Lemon Go Go WasabiI spill wasabi on my shirt one time...
Big Hero 6 Wow a lot of sweet tech here todayHow are you feelingYou're talking to an ex bot fighter Takes a lot more than this to rattle meYep he's nervous OhOh you have nothing to fear little fellowHe's so tense No I'm notRelax HiroYour tech is amazing Tell him Go - Big Hero 6 00:42
Wow a lot of sweet tech here todayHow are you...
Big Hero 6 CASS: That's my nephew! - Big Hero 6 00:27
CASS: That's my nephew!
Big Hero 6 I look forward to seeing you in class. - Big Hero 6 00:28
I look forward to seeing you in class.
Big Hero 6 Hiro if I could have only one superpower right nowit would be the ability to crawl through this cameraand give you a big hug - Big Hero 6 00:09
Hiro if I could have only one superpower right nowit would...
Big Hero 6 Why is he trying to kill usUm why are you trying to kill usIt's classic villain We've seen too muchLet's not jump to conclusionsWe don't know he's trying to kill usCarHONEY LEMON He's trying to kill us - Big Hero 6 00:14
Why is he trying to kill usUm why are you trying to kill...
Big Hero 6 Oh Welcome to mi casaThat's French for front doorIt's really not - Big Hero 6 00:09
Oh Welcome to mi casaThat's French for front...
Big Hero 6 Actually if we're gonna catch this guyI need to upgrade all of youUpgrade who nowThose who suffer a loss require supportfrom friends and loved onesLAUGHS Oh okay I like where this is headingWe can't go against that guy We're nerdsHiro we want to helpbut - Big Hero 6 00:26
Actually if we're gonna catch this guyI need to upgrade...
Big Hero 6 FRED: He's glorious. - Big Hero 6 00:19
FRED: He's glorious.
Big Hero 6 ALL: Whoa! - Big Hero 6 00:15
ALL: Whoa!
Big Hero 6 Awesome! - Big Hero 6 00:46
Awesome!
Big Hero 6 FRED SINGING Six intrepid friendsLed by FredTheir leader FredFred's Angels Mm mmmFred's Angels Mm mmmHarnessing the power of the sunWith the ancient amulet They found in the atticHUMMINGThe amulet is greenIt's probably an emeraldFred I will laser hand you - Big Hero 6 00:27
FRED SINGING Six intrepid friendsLed by FredTheir leader...
Big Hero 6 Super JumpGravity CrushOhFalling hard - Big Hero 6 00:07
Super JumpGravity CrushOhFalling hard
Big Hero 6 ALL: Baymax! - Big Hero 6 00:11
ALL: Baymax!
Big Hero 6 Getting a little tight. - Big Hero 6 00:45
Getting a little tight.
Big Hero 6 Okay, new plan. - Big Hero 6 00:17
Okay, new plan.
Big Hero 6 FRED: Double sign-spin. - Big Hero 6 00:17
FRED: Double sign-spin.
Big Hero 6 WASABI: Hiro! - Big Hero 6 00:10
WASABI: Hiro!
Big Hero 6 WASABI: Hiro! - Big Hero 6 00:06
WASABI: Hiro!
Big Hero 6 Dad I just wish I could share my accomplishments with youYou mean so much to me and honestlyI've always felt a distancewhat with you being on the family island all the timeand I just wish you could see howMAN FredSonDadI wear 'em front I wear 'em backBOTH - Big Hero 6 01:00
Dad I just wish I could share my accomplishments with youYou...
The Emoji Movie No No not that worldI meant this oneThe smartphoneEach system and program and app is its own little planet of perfect technologyall providing services so necessary so crucial so unbelievably profound - The Emoji Movie 00:20
No No not that worldI meant this oneThe smartphoneEach...
The Emoji Movie My colon - The Emoji Movie 00:36
My colon
The Emoji Movie Wait a minuteI've never seen that dance beforeWhat's it calledThe Emoji PopI love it - The Emoji Movie 00:16
Wait a minuteI've never seen that dance...
The Emoji Movie Where am I Hi It's so great to see you again - The Emoji Movie 00:07
Where am I Hi It's so great to see you again
The Emoji Movie It's my fault Gene is the way he is - The Emoji Movie 00:04
It's my fault Gene is the way he is
Deadpool 2 Go home You've been here for three days okayYou smell like somebody shit in a Civil War woundafter it had become gangrenousThey should've just amputated it Why shit in itDoesn't make any sense - Deadpool 2 00:13
Go home You've been here for three days okayYou smell...
Deadpool 2 I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is water - Deadpool 2 00:07
I loved her I loved her like an ocean loves waterAn ocean is...
Deadpool 2 George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again FuckHe's dead tooAt least we still have BowieYeah We still have Bowie - Deadpool 2 00:14
George Michael was rightI'm never gonna dance again...
Deadpool 2 Take them to the Ice Box - Deadpool 2 00:30
Take them to the Ice Box
Deadpool 2 Meet BedlamCool name SuperpowersI can distortelectrical fieldsIncluding the one inside your braincausing anxiety confusionpainSo basically you're Dave Matthews - Deadpool 2 00:18
Meet BedlamCool name SuperpowersI can distortelectrical...
Deadpool 2 I'm ZeitgeistCool I like itSo you have the powerto put your finger on the pulse of societyNoNo I spit acidic vomitOh Do you want meto demonstrate NoWe'll take your word for itThank you Yeah Listen we've all eaten at Arby's okay - Deadpool 2 00:19
I'm ZeitgeistCool I like itSo you have the powerto put...
Deadpool 2 Meet Domino - Deadpool 2 00:16
Meet Domino
Deadpool 2 And last but not least - Deadpool 2 00:28
And last but not least
Deadpool 2 I've got a list - Deadpool 2 00:36
I've got a list
Deadpool 2 Why wouldn't you cover that upA warrior has nothing to be ashamed ofYeah but you do Look at youYou're just straight shirt cocking ittoddler styleOh yeah Full Winnie the PoohThe hell's happening Describe itI wouldn't ask him to do that if I were youIt's - Deadpool 2 00:46
Why wouldn't you cover that upA warrior has nothing to...
Deadpool 2 RelaxI'm retrieving something from my utility bagIt's a goddamn fanny packand you know it you sick son of a bitchThe difference is night and day - Deadpool 2 00:13
RelaxI'm retrieving something from my utility...
Deadpool 2 I'll tell you why I'm here - Deadpool 2 00:15
I'll tell you why I'm here
Deadpool 2 I only do over the pants mouth stuff - Deadpool 2 00:03
I only do over the pants mouth stuff
Underwater You sweet flat chested elven creature - Underwater 00:04
You sweet flat chested elven creature
Underwater All right. - Underwater 00:05
All right.
Underwater (indistinct chatter over PA) - Underwater 00:21
(indistinct chatter over PA)
Underwater AI VOICE: Bulkheads closed. - Underwater 00:22
AI VOICE: Bulkheads closed.
Underwater SMITH Hey what's the scariest part of a roller coasterWaiting in line - Underwater 00:06
SMITH Hey what's the scariest part of a roller...
Underwater CAPTAIN: All right, I don't wanna scare anyone, but once we get to the depth we're gonna have to jump to the cargo lift. - Underwater 01:02
CAPTAIN: All right, I don't wanna scare anyone, but...
Underwater I've never seen anyone die before. - Underwater 00:13
I've never seen anyone die before.
Underwater PAUL: I saw somebody die. - Underwater 00:08
PAUL: I saw somebody die.
Underwater SMITH: What are you laughing at? - Underwater 00:37
SMITH: What are you laughing at?
Underwater PAUL: All right. - Underwater 00:50
PAUL: All right.
Underwater Worst idea everLet's do it anyway - Underwater 00:05
Worst idea everLet's do it anyway
Underwater PAUL: I can't see shit. - Underwater 00:07
PAUL: I can't see shit.
Underwater Looks like it imploded. - Underwater 00:39
Looks like it imploded.
Underwater All right, Captain, there's no body, so can we please and thank you get the hell out of here before we... - Underwater 00:14
All right, Captain, there's no body, so can we please...
Underwater Dude, don't check it out. - Underwater 00:07
Dude, don't check it out.
Underwater PAUL: The hell's going on with his body? - Underwater 00:25
PAUL: The hell's going on with his body?
Underwater SMITH: Em, what are you doing? - Underwater 00:11
SMITH: Em, what are you doing?
Underwater Is it still alive? - Underwater 00:34
Is it still alive?
Underwater Unless... - Underwater 00:22
Unless...