Clips with Taylor McCluskey

Valentine's Day MAN:: Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos. - Valentine's Day 00:34
MAN:: Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos.
Valentine's Day WHISPERING Listen I'm a playerBut I shut down my player nessfrom New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day just so I can avoid this day - Valentine's Day 00:11
WHISPERING Listen I'm a playerBut I shut down my player...
Valentine's Day I need happy I need romantic I need loveand I need it from youYou need JesusGo Go away now - Valentine's Day 00:13
I need happy I need romantic I need loveand I need it from...
Valentine's Day What's there to hateNothing if you're a handsome divorced doctorBut for the rest of us single women it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slapIt's the universe saying Look remember when you were 14and you had cystic acne and bracesand you played the saxophone - Valentine's Day 00:30
What's there to hateNothing if you're a handsome...
Valentine's Day An8 Love is the only shocking act left on the planet - Valentine's Day 00:05
An8 Love is the only shocking act left on the planet
Valentine's Day Oh. JASON: What is it? - Valentine's Day 00:12
Oh. JASON: What is it?
Valentine's Day Um thank you so much for last night I had a blastAnd there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchenI think I'm out of coffee Yeah you wereBut I borrowed some from your neighborBy the way she was very surprised that you had female companyShe thought that you - Valentine's Day 00:24
Um thank you so much for last night I had a blastAnd there...
Valentine's Day -So did I. - Valentine's Day 00:51
-So did I.
Valentine's Day -HARRISON: Hello there. - Valentine's Day 00:16
-HARRISON: Hello there.
Valentine's Day Hello. Good morning. I'm home! -Hi, Daddy. -Hey, peanut. HARRISON: Hi, sweetie. -Did you fix all the - Valentine's Day 00:24
Hello. Good morning. I'm home! -Hi, Daddy. -Hey,...
Valentine's Day Dude he's from Indiana They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day - Valentine's Day 00:05
Dude he's from Indiana They only celebrate Love Your...
Valentine's Day Hello, I'm Hannah Storm. - Valentine's Day 00:36
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm.
Valentine's Day Hi, neighbor! - Valentine's Day 00:19
Hi, neighbor!
Valentine's Day A little uncomfortable taking my shirt off in public - Valentine's Day 00:04
A little uncomfortable taking my shirt off in public
Valentine's Day -HOLDEN: Come on! - Valentine's Day 00:25
-HOLDEN: Come on!
Valentine's Day Valentine's Day was a massacre in Chicago where they shot everybodyand put a curse on the Chicago Cubs - Valentine's Day 00:08
Valentine's Day was a massacre in Chicago where they...
Valentine's Day Yes I did say he was my favorite He had me at the font - Valentine's Day 00:06
Yes I did say he was my favorite He had me at the font
Valentine's Day MAN 1: You're listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN radio. - Valentine's Day 00:19
MAN 1: You're listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning...
Valentine's Day To some people love doesn't existunless you acknowledge it in front of other people - Valentine's Day 00:07
To some people love doesn't existunless you acknowledge...
Valentine's Day Hang on. - Valentine's Day 00:41
Hang on.
Valentine's Day And then there's the whole thing Why are you packing all thiswith my parents' horribleYou Your parents Wait hold on Wait a secondJust because your parents had a bad divorcedoes not mean that you're going to have a bad divorceThey're not hereditary It's - Valentine's Day 00:26
And then there's the whole thing Why are you packing...
Valentine's Day MAN: It's Romeo Midnight, back again. - Valentine's Day 00:24
MAN: It's Romeo Midnight, back again.
Valentine's Day -WOMAN: Next. - Valentine's Day 00:20
-WOMAN: Next.
Valentine's Day -Next. -Have a nice day. MAN: You too, ma'am. I never had an inkling before. I didn't know what to do with it. - Valentine's Day 00:30
-Next. -Have a nice day. MAN: You too, ma'am. I never...
Valentine's Day I never had an inkling before I didn't know what to do with it - Valentine's Day 00:05
I never had an inkling before I didn't know what to do...
Valentine's Day There's this girl Oh don't tell methat'll take the fun out of guessingLet's see This is gonna be tough oneThere's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplaneAnd if you don't stop her she'll never know how you really feelNot exactly What am - Valentine's Day 00:44
There's this girl Oh don't tell methat'll...
Valentine's Day Answer the question Fine - Valentine's Day 00:12
Answer the question Fine
Valentine's Day Personally I don't see it That's what I'm doing hereBecause apparently everyone and their mother felt that waybut nobody had the guts to tell meAnd now I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closetand an ache in my gut the size of Texas 'cause nobody - Valentine's Day 00:19
Personally I don't see it That's what I'm...
Valentine's Day STEWARDESS: Ladies and gentlemen, as I'm sure you've noticed, we're experiencing a little turbulence. - Valentine's Day 00:21
STEWARDESS: Ladies and gentlemen, as I'm sure...
Valentine's Day Did you see it? - Valentine's Day 00:20
Did you see it?
Valentine's Day My closest relationship is with my BlackBerryRight Thank God it vibrates - Valentine's Day 00:08
My closest relationship is with my BlackBerryRight Thank God...
Valentine's Day My best friend candyThere's somebodySOBBING I cannot get enough Oh - Valentine's Day 00:08
My best friend candyThere's somebodySOBBING I cannot...
Valentine's Day There you have it young love Full of promise full of hopeignorant of reality - Valentine's Day 00:06
There you have it young love Full of promise full of...
Valentine's Day -Would you excuse us a minute? - Valentine's Day 00:45
-Would you excuse us a minute?
Valentine's Day VOICE BREAKS And I wanted to tell you the truthThe truthSIGHS CLEARS THROATWell unfortunately Estellethe truth makes everything else seem like a lie - Valentine's Day 00:15
VOICE BREAKS And I wanted to tell you the truthThe...
Valentine's Day KATE: Why do you hate heart-shaped candy? - Valentine's Day 00:52
KATE: Why do you hate heart-shaped candy?
Valentine's Day They just celebrated their 15th anniversary. - Valentine's Day 00:20
They just celebrated their 15th anniversary.
Valentine's Day JULIA: Kara, I'm still here. - Valentine's Day 00:18
JULIA: Kara, I'm still here.
Valentine's Day GRACE: Pick up the phone, Estelle. - Valentine's Day 00:08
GRACE: Pick up the phone, Estelle.
Valentine's Day -Rosato Martini with soda, table six. - Valentine's Day 00:15
-Rosato Martini with soda, table six.
Valentine's Day Great Well my name is Julia and I'm gonna be your server tonightWhy don't I get started with a few specialsYes pleaseTonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying stinking pigYou're LAUGHS You're kiddingHow is that cookedHe starts - Valentine's Day 00:54
Great Well my name is Julia and I'm gonna be your...
Valentine's Day Nicely done. - Valentine's Day 00:24
Nicely done.
Valentine's Day KARA: Um, and then maybe these? - Valentine's Day 00:27
KARA: Um, and then maybe these?
Valentine's Day Listen you don't step into love my friendyou fall in Head over heelsYou ever seen somebody fall head over heels in love for real ReedIt's ugly bro Toxic septicCome on boss Still got a few hours leftMake something happen with somebody someplaceCookie I'm - Valentine's Day 00:36
Listen you don't step into love my friendyou fall in...
Valentine's Day Kate. Hey, have a great trip. -Thanks. Nice meeting you. -Yeah. MAN 1: This is my taxi! MAN 2: No, n - Valentine's Day 00:12
Kate. Hey, have a great trip. -Thanks. Nice meeting you....
Valentine's Day That is a really unusual way to talk to your bossIt's not what you thinkReally Oh awesomeBecause what I think it is is you leaving me at dinnerto talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley SoNo No no no no noWhat a relief to know you're not someonewho licks - Valentine's Day 01:11
That is a really unusual way to talk to your bossIt's...
Valentine's Day I'm just This is likeThis is way too much for me okayI'm from Muncie IndianaLike the wildest thing I ever did wasleave Muncie Indiana - Valentine's Day 00:13
I'm just This is likeThis is way too much for me...
Valentine's Day Thank you officers - Valentine's Day 00:13
Thank you officers
Valentine's Day Now that's open heart surgery - Valentine's Day 00:08
Now that's open heart surgery
Valentine's Day WOMAN: Don't step on the people, step on the grass. - Valentine's Day 00:37
WOMAN: Don't step on the people, step on the grass.
Valentine's Day Because when you love someone you love all of them That's the jobI know that now I'm so sorryAnd now please you gotta love everything about themNot just the good things but the bad things tooThe things that you find lovableand the things that you don't - Valentine's Day 00:18
Because when you love someone you love all of them...
Valentine's Day Kneel to Nzinga - Valentine's Day 00:04
Kneel to Nzinga
Valentine's Day It's not about defiance it's about what a man will do for loveI stand behind you Sean - Valentine's Day 00:08
It's not about defiance it's about what a man will...
Valentine's Day What are you doing with the flowersREED They're all the ones that nobody wantsSo you're giving them a second lifeYeah most shops throw them awayI like the idea that tomorrow somebody's gonnasee them floating by and Yeahwonder where they come fromAnd the - Valentine's Day 00:54
What are you doing with the flowersREED They're all the...
Valentine's Day -Not great. - Valentine's Day 00:29
-Not great.
Valentine's Day MAN: It's Romeo Midnight one last time. - Valentine's Day 00:19
MAN: It's Romeo Midnight one last time.
Valentine's Day So count it down with me loversAnd raise your glass to those three little words that we all want to hearLet's get naked - Valentine's Day 00:11
So count it down with me loversAnd raise your glass to those...
Valentine's Day -Hey, I'm Taylor. - Valentine's Day 00:19
-Hey, I'm Taylor.
Valentine's Day We're passing the famous Rodeo DriveHave you ever shopped hereI did once actuallyBut big mistakeBig Huge - Valentine's Day 00:11
We're passing the famous Rodeo DriveHave you ever...