Clips with Ted Danson

The Onion Field We told you we were going to let you go - The Onion Field 00:09
We told you we were going to let you go
Made in America You're white - Made in America 00:09
You're white
Made in America I look like my mother - Made in America 00:04
I look like my mother
Made in America Anyone mind if I have a cigarette - Made in America 00:09
Anyone mind if I have a cigarette
Made in America Lock the customers in till they buy something - Made in America 00:06
Lock the customers in till they buy something
Made in America I read black authors you know - Made in America 00:08
I read black authors you know
Made in America Funny thing sperm - Made in America 00:04
Funny thing sperm
Getting Even with Dad RAY: Wait here. I got to make a phone call. - Getting Even with Dad 00:05
RAY: Wait here. I got to make a phone call.
Getting Even with Dad Okay. - Getting Even with Dad 00:26
Okay.
Getting Even with Dad RAY: $24.50. - Getting Even with Dad 00:09
RAY: $24.50.
Loch Ness And I may not have any credibility left - Loch Ness 00:06
And I may not have any credibility left
Loch Ness I am a joke - Loch Ness 00:05
I am a joke
Loch Ness Don't make the same mistake I did - Loch Ness 00:04
Don't make the same mistake I did
Loch Ness The only thing I got from my grandmother was bad eyes - Loch Ness 00:15
The only thing I got from my grandmother was bad eyes
Loch Ness MERCER: John? John, John. - Loch Ness 00:22
MERCER: John? John, John.
Gulliver's Travels Because of the Lilliputians - Gulliver's Travels 00:30
Because of the Lilliputians
Gulliver's Travels Why have you tied me up Nobody's tied you up Lemuel - Gulliver's Travels 00:21
Why have you tied me up Nobody's tied you up Lemuel
Gulliver's Travels Is he secure - Gulliver's Travels 00:13
Is he secure
Gulliver's Travels The Nardac - Gulliver's Travels 00:29
The Nardac
Gulliver's Travels You're both too impulsive - Gulliver's Travels 00:22
You're both too impulsive
Gulliver's Travels It's It's - Gulliver's Travels 00:34
It's It's
Gulliver's Travels Where the houses and trees are in proportion - Gulliver's Travels 00:26
Where the houses and trees are in proportion
Gulliver's Travels But unless some people are starving - Gulliver's Travels 00:08
But unless some people are starving
Gulliver's Travels Well that's simple We just borrow more from ourselves - Gulliver's Travels 00:07
Well that's simple We just borrow more from ourselves
Gulliver's Travels The history of your country seems to consist - Gulliver's Travels 00:36
The history of your country seems to consist
Saving Private Ryan How was the road in Scenic - Saving Private Ryan 00:05
How was the road in Scenic
Saving Private Ryan You got to take Caen so you can take Saint LoTake Saint Lo to take ValognesValognes you got CherbourgAnd Cherbourg you got ParisParis you get BerlinThen that big boat home - Saving Private Ryan 00:14
You got to take Caen so you can take Saint LoTake Saint Lo...
Saving Private Ryan We sure could use you around herebut l understand what you're doingYou doYeah l got a couple of brothers myselfOh Good luckThank youNo l mean itFind him Get him home - Saving Private Ryan 00:19
We sure could use you around herebut l understand what...
Mumford You a man who likes to treat himself right I've had my moments - Mumford 00:30
You a man who likes to treat himself right I've had my...
Mumford So what do you think - Mumford 00:54
So what do you think
Mad Money You just You wanna talk about this sweetie - Mad Money 00:08
You just You wanna talk about this sweetie
Mad Money Really You know I am so far past statistical comfort - Mad Money 00:06
Really You know I am so far past statistical comfort
Mad Money We'll do something We'll think outside the box - Mad Money 00:08
We'll do something We'll think outside the box
Mad Money Of course we had problems you know - Mad Money 00:07
Of course we had problems you know
Big Miracle Come on you bastards surface - Big Miracle 00:05
Come on you bastards surface
Ted Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man - Ted 00:06
Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man
The Good Place S01 • E07 Well take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03
Well take it sleazy
The Good Place S04 • E04 Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:03
Take it sleazy
The Good Place S04 • E13 Take it sleazy - The Good Place 00:04
Take it sleazy
Hearts Beat Loud We don't always get to do what we love Frankie - Hearts Beat Loud 00:08
We don't always get to do what we love Frankie
Hearts Beat Loud This is not a professional relationship Frankie - Hearts Beat Loud 00:09
This is not a professional relationship Frankie
Hearts Beat Loud Every now and then Frankie - Hearts Beat Loud 00:11
Every now and then Frankie