Clips with Thomas Haden Church

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Tombstone Is that Old Dog Tray That sounds like Old Dog Tray to me - Tombstone 00:34
Is that Old Dog Tray That sounds like Old Dog Tray to me
Tombstone It's the drunk piano player - Tombstone 00:15
It's the drunk piano player
Tales from the Crypt: Demon... Well you know this hell on earth business - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight 00:17
Well you know this hell on earth business
Tales from the Crypt: Demon... And a via con diablos to you - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight 00:12
And a via con diablos to you
One Night Stand Dope smoking man kissing max - One Night Stand 00:17
Dope smoking man kissing max
3000 Miles to Graceland Either quit smoking or get a new lighter - 3000 Miles to Graceland 00:05
Either quit smoking or get a new lighter
Over the Hedge Leave it Ahh what do we have hereDidelphis marsupialis virginiananis approximately 10 pounds maleI think he's dead O really do you in fact have an associate's degree from VermtechI think he wants you to think he's dead - Over the Hedge 00:24
Leave it Ahh what do we have hereDidelphis marsupialis...
Over the Hedge Now you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo - Over the Hedge 00:39
Now you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo
Sideways Let me show you how this is done - Sideways 01:49
Let me show you how this is done
Sideways I'm not a writer - Sideways 02:38
I'm not a writer
Sideways Don't open that now - Sideways 00:18
Don't open that now
Sideways That's 100  pinot noir - Sideways 00:18
That's 100 pinot noir
Sideways Did you read the latest draft - Sideways 00:47
Did you read the latest draft
Sideways You were wearing your seatbelt - Sideways 00:07
You were wearing your seatbelt
Sideways Speak for yourself - Sideways 00:35
Speak for yourself
Sideways And now its worst - Sideways 00:27
And now its worst
Sideways Are you still seeing that shrink - Sideways 00:20
Are you still seeing that shrink
Sideways This week is not about me - Sideways 00:23
This week is not about me
Sideways Lets take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford - Sideways 00:23
Lets take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford
Sideways Showing me the ropes - Sideways 00:14
Showing me the ropes
Sideways This is my friend Jack - Sideways 00:07
This is my friend Jack
Sideways She's a f cking waitress in Buellton - Sideways 00:20
She's a f cking waitress in Buellton
Sideways Consult your doctor before using this product - Sideways 00:23
Consult your doctor before using this product
Sideways I'm trying to get you a little action - Sideways 00:12
I'm trying to get you a little action
Sideways Now the cards are on the table - Sideways 00:08
Now the cards are on the table
Sideways How do you know - Sideways 00:23
How do you know
Sideways This chick Stephanie - Sideways 00:20
This chick Stephanie
Sideways Victoria and I used to like this view - Sideways 00:42
Victoria and I used to like this view
Sideways What should I wear - Sideways 00:10
What should I wear
Sideways Try to be your normal - Sideways 00:11
Try to be your normal
Sideways We're drinking Merlot - Sideways 00:16
We're drinking Merlot
Sideways Do not drink too much - Sideways 00:17
Do not drink too much
Sideways Did you drink and dial - Sideways 00:11
Did you drink and dial
Sideways Are you chewing gum - Sideways 00:12
Are you chewing gum
Sideways Are you kidding me - Sideways 00:21
Are you kidding me
Sideways Come here - Sideways 00:09
Come here
Sideways I need to be spanked - Sideways 00:08
I need to be spanked
Sideways Not now Not now - Sideways 00:07
Not now Not now
Sideways I might be in love with another woman - Sideways 00:58
I might be in love with another woman
Sideways Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson - Sideways 00:10
Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip...
Sideways But who's your daddy - Sideways 01:01
But who's your daddy
Sideways Did you have trouble performing - Sideways 00:18
Did you have trouble performing
Sideways Let me call you right back - Sideways 00:14
Let me call you right back
Sideways Tastes pretty good to me - Sideways 00:24
Tastes pretty good to me
Sideways I have to have an operation - Sideways 00:22
I have to have an operation
Sideways And here are your handy wipes - Sideways 00:10
And here are your handy wipes
Sideways Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun - Sideways 00:10
Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun
Sideways Go back to the motel - Sideways 00:58
Go back to the motel
Sideways You don't understand my plight - Sideways 00:06
You don't understand my plight
Sideways Fucking chick's married - Sideways 00:18
Fucking chick's married
Sideways You walked all the way from Solvang - Sideways 00:24
You walked all the way from Solvang
Sideways You gotta help me - Sideways 00:13
You gotta help me
Sideways I know I fucked up - Sideways 00:31
I know I fucked up
Sideways She tell you she was married - Sideways 00:18
She tell you she was married
Sideways So what's the plan - Sideways 00:42
So what's the plan
John Carter We are strong because we despise weaknessMUTTERS OF AGREEMENTLet them be crushed like unhatched eggs - John Carter 00:16
We are strong because we despise weaknessMUTTERS OF...
John Carter I claim the right of challengeGRUNTS INQUISITIVELYYou have no right to challengeYou are not TharkHe is TharkHe is Dotar SojatCHANTS Dotar Sojat Dotar Sojat - John Carter 00:25
I claim the right of challengeGRUNTS INQUISITIVELYYou have...
Broken Trail So what about women - Broken Trail 00:34
So what about women
Smart People So it's kind of a win win situation - Smart People 00:05
So it's kind of a win win situation
Smart People You know you should really make your bed - Smart People 00:09
You know you should really make your bed
Smart People You're a monster - Smart People 00:04
You're a monster
Smart People You spend 50 on dinner - Smart People 00:08
You spend 50 on dinner
Smart People L actually got accepted to Stanford two weeks ago - Smart People 00:27
L actually got accepted to Stanford two weeks ago
Smart People Brooke hates me Everybody hates me - Smart People 00:11
Brooke hates me Everybody hates me
Smart People Am l interrupting anything No welcome - Smart People 00:07
Am l interrupting anything No welcome
Smart People These children haven't been properly parented in many years - Smart People 00:06
These children haven't been properly parented in many...
Smart People L don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me okay - Smart People 00:33
L don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me okay
Spider Man: No Way Home Peter it's me Flint Marko You rememberUh l'm Peter but I'm not your Peter What do you mean you're not my PeterWhat the hell is going on I'll explain but first can you help meOkay You try to surround himand I'll pull the plug All right let's go - Spider Man: No Way Home 00:18
Peter it's me Flint Marko You rememberUh l'm Peter...
Spider Man: No Way Home Ugh What is thisYou picked the wrong sideConnorsWait You know this creatureNo no no Not a creature A manWhoa The same universesDr Curt Connors He was a scientist at Oscorp when I worked thereA brilliant scientistUntil he turned himself into a lizardThen - Spider Man: No Way Home 01:06
Ugh What is thisYou picked the wrong sideConnorsWait You...
Spider Man: No Way Home It's so quietThose voices inside my headI'd almost forgottenOttoYes NormanIt's meWould you look at thatI'm grateful dear boy TrulyYeah you're welcomeHow can I help - Spider Man: No Way Home 01:00
It's so quietThose voices inside my headI'd almost...