Clips with Tim Allen

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Toy Story 3 You wait Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic It'll be safe and warmAnd we'll all be together ExactlyThere's games up there and books andThe racecar track The racecar track Thank youAnd the old TV There you go the old TVAnd those guys from the Christmas - Toy Story 3 00:22
You wait Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic It'll...
Toy Story 3 Wait a minute Wait hold on This is no time to be hysterical - Toy Story 3 00:50
Wait a minute Wait hold on This is no time to be hysterical
Toy Story 3 Far out Down in a jiff lotsoSo who's ready for so who's ready for Ken's dream tourLet's show our new friends where they'll be stayingFolks if you want to step right this wayHi I'm KenBarbie Have we ever metUh uhI would've rememberedLove your legwarmers - Toy Story 3 00:51
Far out Down in a jiff lotsoSo who's ready for so...
Toy Story 3 Look everyone it's nice here I admitBut we need to go homeWe can have a whole new life here WoodyA chance to make kids happy againI why don't you stay Yeah Woody Stay with usCome on woodster You'll get played withI can't No Stay hereYou can make a new kid - Toy Story 3 02:19
Look everyone it's nice here I admitBut we need to go...
Toy Story 3 Lotso there's been a mistake a mistakeThe children in the caterpillar room are not age appropriatefor me and my friendsWe respectfully request a transfer to the butterfly roomWell request grantedBut lotso Hush now KennethIa Niti I n wi j ho ss's y to is - Toy Story 3 01:11
Lotso there's been a mistake a mistakeThe children in...
Toy Story 3 Buzz We're your friendsSpare me your lies temptressYour emperor's defeatedand I'm immune to your bewitching good looks - Toy Story 3 00:10
Buzz We're your friendsSpare me your lies temptressYour...
Toy Story 3 Sir yes sir Prisoners sleep in their cellsAny prisoner caught outside their cell spends the night in the boxRoll call at dusk and dawnAny prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the boxPrisoners do not speak unless spoken toAny prisoner talks back - Toy Story 3 00:22
Sir yes sir Prisoners sleep in their cellsAny prisoner...
Toy Story 3 Quiet musical hog Knock it off - Toy Story 3 00:04
Quiet musical hog Knock it off
Toy Story 3 That wasn't me was it - Toy Story 3 00:13
That wasn't me was it
Toy Story 3 This is Jessie the roughest toughest cowgirl in the whole westShe loves critters but none more than her best pal bullseyeYee hawHereThis is Rex the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever livedThe potato heads Mr and Mrs You gotta keep 'em - Toy Story 3 01:34
This is Jessie the roughest toughest cowgirl in the whole...
Toy Story 3 Buzz That Barbie has some nice handwritingJessie Uh buzz Barbie didn't write this - Toy Story 3 00:08
Buzz That Barbie has some nice handwritingJessie Uh buzz...
Wild Hogs Well what has your wife ever made us - Wild Hogs 00:04
Well what has your wife ever made us
Wild Hogs I got a tat - Wild Hogs 00:19
I got a tat
Wild Hogs Woody 62 percent of motorcycle fatalities can be prevented with - Wild Hogs 00:13
Woody 62 percent of motorcycle fatalities can be prevented...
Wild Hogs Ever wake up and wonder what happened to your life - Wild Hogs 00:52
Ever wake up and wonder what happened to your life
Wild Hogs Groans Hey Oh Boy my ass is sore - Wild Hogs 00:38
Groans Hey Oh Boy my ass is sore
Wild Hogs It is four counts of indecent exposure - Wild Hogs 00:16
It is four counts of indecent exposure
Wild Hogs Oh it's Whoa it's cold - Wild Hogs 00:17
Oh it's Whoa it's cold
Wild Hogs Come on Huh - Wild Hogs 00:12
Come on Huh
Wild Hogs Wh What is that supposed to be Is he blind - Wild Hogs 00:06
Wh What is that supposed to be Is he blind
Wild Hogs The minute I laid eyes on you Look at the four of you - Wild Hogs 00:37
The minute I laid eyes on you Look at the four of you
Wild Hogs And you guys are gonna hit the road and go back - Wild Hogs 00:04
And you guys are gonna hit the road and go back
Wild Hogs Tires squealing Come on Let's go - Wild Hogs 00:23
Tires squealing Come on Let's go
Wild Hogs She is perfect You like the waitress - Wild Hogs 00:24
She is perfect You like the waitress
Wild Hogs Woody remember the theme of this trip - Wild Hogs 00:23
Woody remember the theme of this trip
Wild Hogs Oh come on guys We're exhausted - Wild Hogs 00:16
Oh come on guys We're exhausted
Wild Hogs I apologize for saying you had ego issues earlier All right - Wild Hogs 00:15
I apologize for saying you had ego issues earlier All right
Wild Hogs Did he just say cracker - Wild Hogs 00:05
Did he just say cracker
Wild Hogs From your miserable screwed up life - Wild Hogs 00:09
From your miserable screwed up life
Wild Hogs You got that right - Wild Hogs 00:16
You got that right
Wild Hogs Doug You know you know what's so stupid about this - Wild Hogs 00:24
Doug You know you know what's so stupid about this
Redbelt Nobody's tough when it comes to beauty Indeed indeed - Redbelt 00:09
Nobody's tough when it comes to beauty Indeed indeed
Redbelt I'd like to buy that she's a friend of mine - Redbelt 00:34
I'd like to buy that she's a friend of mine
Redbelt So what is Ju Jitsu - Redbelt 01:02
So what is Ju Jitsu
Redbelt Booz women What in this life doesn't get you in trouble - Redbelt 00:19
Booz women What in this life doesn't get you in trouble
Redbelt How the fuck are you I'm good - Redbelt 00:07
How the fuck are you I'm good
Redbelt What does EOC mean Es on curb - Redbelt 00:08
What does EOC mean Es on curb
Hawaiian Vacation Best vacation ever - Hawaiian Vacation 00:04
Best vacation ever
Toy Story 4 Want me to take the next watchI'll keep an eye on forkyNo no I need to do thisThat little voice inside mewould never leave me alone if I gave upHuhWho do you think it isWhoThe voice inside of you Who do you think it isUhMeYou know my conscienceThat part - Toy Story 4 00:35
Want me to take the next watchI'll keep an eye on...
Toy Story 4 It's a secret mission in uncharted space - Toy Story 4 00:04
It's a secret mission in uncharted space
Toy Story 4 Woody was rightWe all should have been safeguarding the utensilWhy isn't Woody back yetDo you think he's lostBuzz what do we do What do we do buzzBuzz what do we do What do we do buzzWhat do we do buzz Buzz I uhBuzz What would Woody doEh jump out of a - Toy Story 4 00:31
Woody was rightWe all should have been safeguarding the...
Toy Story 4 No time to explain Attack - Toy Story 4 00:03
No time to explain Attack
Toy Story 4 The slingshot maneuver is all we've gotFull speed ahead - Toy Story 4 00:05
The slingshot maneuver is all we've gotFull speed ahead
Toy Story 4 So how about you How's your new kidBonnie Oh she's greatJessie is loving itJessie's still with youOh yeah the whole gang's still togetherWell I mean most of usWhat about RexYeah yeah Rex bullseye slinkyThe potato heads BuzzYeah buzz tooI cannot wait to - Toy Story 4 00:48
So how about you How's your new kidBonnie Oh she's...
Toy Story 4 Buzz lightyear to the rescue - Toy Story 4 00:03
Buzz lightyear to the rescue
Toy Story 4 How do we get that key - Toy Story 4 00:03
How do we get that key
Toy Story 4 Uh oh Uh your backpack's in the antique store Let's go - Toy Story 4 00:04
Uh oh Uh your backpack's in the antique store...
Toy Story 4 Buzz I IShe'll be okayBonnie will be okay - Toy Story 4 00:13
Buzz I IShe'll be okayBonnie will be okay
Toy Story 4 To infinityAnd beyond - Toy Story 4 00:07
To infinityAnd beyond
Toy Story That Time Forgot The way Bonnie's mind works is a mystery of science - Toy Story That Time Forgot 00:04
The way Bonnie's mind works is a mystery of science
Toy Story That Time Forgot What Trier the Battledress are not playing - Toy Story That Time Forgot 00:09
What Trier the Battledress are not playing
Toy Story That Time Forgot Oh I get it You're glad Mason got the Optimum X - Toy Story That Time Forgot 00:18
Oh I get it You're glad Mason got the Optimum X
Toy Story That Time Forgot So how was the play date - Toy Story That Time Forgot 00:13
So how was the play date
Ralph Breaks the Internet Jeez Louise this place is bonkers WhoaTo infinity and beyondAw come on Princesses and cartoon charactersLameHey easy thereOh I mean no offense or anythingWell time to get to work - Ralph Breaks the Internet 00:29
Jeez Louise this place is bonkers WhoaTo infinity and...