Clips with Tim Allen

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The Santa Clause What was the last thing you and Charlie did - The Santa Clause 01:00
What was the last thing you and Charlie did
The Santa Clause You know you're Scott Calvin - The Santa Clause 00:35
You know you're Scott Calvin
The Santa Clause Did I miss anything - The Santa Clause 01:16
Did I miss anything
The Santa Clause Go back to sleep - The Santa Clause 00:41
Go back to sleep
The Santa Clause I ran real late today You wouldn't believe the traffic out here - The Santa Clause 00:20
I ran real late today You wouldn't believe the traffic...
The Santa Clause Not necessarily Could be rude or sarcastic Whatever it takes - The Santa Clause 00:06
Not necessarily Could be rude or sarcastic Whatever it takes
The Santa Clause SCOTT You going to your mom's for dinner - The Santa Clause 00:07
SCOTT You going to your mom's for dinner
The Santa Clause And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:09
And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no...
The Santa Clause SCOTT Yeah and you should see him walk on water - The Santa Clause 00:28
SCOTT Yeah and you should see him walk on water
The Santa Clause All right Denny's It's always open - The Santa Clause 00:13
All right Denny's It's always open
The Santa Clause CHARLIE What's that - The Santa Clause 00:25
CHARLIE What's that
The Santa Clause How do reindeer fly They don't have any wings - The Santa Clause 00:33
How do reindeer fly They don't have any wings
The Santa Clause What is it Charlie - The Santa Clause 00:18
What is it Charlie
The Santa Clause Charlie do you know how to call 911 Sure 911 - The Santa Clause 00:06
Charlie do you know how to call 911 Sure 911
The Santa Clause Fella if you can hear me I'm just looking for your identification - The Santa Clause 00:08
Fella if you can hear me I'm just looking for your...
The Santa Clause If something should happen to me put on my suit - The Santa Clause 00:07
If something should happen to me put on my suit
The Santa Clause SCOTT Hey CHARLIE He disappeared - The Santa Clause 00:08
SCOTT Hey CHARLIE He disappeared
The Santa Clause Reindeer up on the roof - The Santa Clause 00:22
Reindeer up on the roof
The Santa Clause Charlie Charlie Stay away from those things - The Santa Clause 00:12
Charlie Charlie Stay away from those things
The Santa Clause Sure there is You said you believed in Santa - The Santa Clause 00:07
Sure there is You said you believed in Santa
The Santa Clause These are Santa's reindeer aren't they - The Santa Clause 00:20
These are Santa's reindeer aren't they
The Santa Clause So if we go straight on this road and we hit I 94 - The Santa Clause 00:06
So if we go straight on this road and we hit I 94
The Santa Clause Get the bag of toys And do what - The Santa Clause 00:14
Get the bag of toys And do what
The Santa Clause Oh this thing You never know where it's been - The Santa Clause 00:17
Oh this thing You never know where it's been
The Santa Clause It's okay I'm used to it I lived through the '60s - The Santa Clause 00:05
It's okay I'm used to it I lived through the...
The Santa Clause How'd you do that What'd it feel like Dad - The Santa Clause 00:08
How'd you do that What'd it feel like Dad
The Santa Clause This could be a really long night - The Santa Clause 00:33
This could be a really long night
The Santa Clause Where there's no chimney there's no fireplace - The Santa Clause 00:08
Where there's no chimney there's no fireplace
The Santa Clause Hold it There's no chimney here - The Santa Clause 00:13
Hold it There's no chimney here
The Santa Clause You're supposed to drink the milk - The Santa Clause 00:20
You're supposed to drink the milk
The Santa Clause Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night - The Santa Clause 00:09
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
The Santa Clause Wait a minute Hey I know where this is going - The Santa Clause 00:15
Wait a minute Hey I know where this is going
The Santa Clause Can we take a direct flight back to reality - The Santa Clause 00:06
Can we take a direct flight back to reality
The Santa Clause Look I am not Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:37
Look I am not Santa Claus
The Santa Clause Did you or did you not read the card - The Santa Clause 00:35
Did you or did you not read the card
The Santa Clause I'll ship the list to your house - The Santa Clause 00:19
I'll ship the list to your house
The Santa Clause What if I don't buy into this Santa Claus thing - The Santa Clause 00:36
What if I don't buy into this Santa Claus thing
The Santa Clause You know I must say you look pretty good for your age - The Santa Clause 00:10
You know I must say you look pretty good for your age
The Santa Clause It was a dream Come on - The Santa Clause 00:17
It was a dream Come on
The Santa Clause Where is he - The Santa Clause 00:11
Where is he
The Santa Clause Boy you got more important things to worry about you know - The Santa Clause 00:09
Boy you got more important things to worry about you know
The Santa Clause God Your Your weight - The Santa Clause 00:19
God Your Your weight
The Santa Clause Well isn't that a pretty picture - The Santa Clause 00:13
Well isn't that a pretty picture
The Santa Clause I don't know Scott You're as healthy as a horse - The Santa Clause 00:35
I don't know Scott You're as healthy as a horse
The Santa Clause Look at my hair It's turning gray - The Santa Clause 00:13
Look at my hair It's turning gray
The Santa Clause I want some ballet slippers - The Santa Clause 00:05
I want some ballet slippers
The Santa Clause Johnny naughty Johnny wait up - The Santa Clause 00:12
Johnny naughty Johnny wait up
The Santa Clause I'm in big trouble Mmm hmm - The Santa Clause 00:04
I'm in big trouble Mmm hmm
The Santa Clause CHARLIE What do you mean you don't know - The Santa Clause 00:35
CHARLIE What do you mean you don't know
The Santa Clause Fabulous What happens if I fall off the roof - The Santa Clause 00:04
Fabulous What happens if I fall off the roof
The Santa Clause Name Sinterklaas - The Santa Clause 00:18
Name Sinterklaas
For Richer or Poorer Fifty fifty Not on your life - For Richer or Poorer 00:24
Fifty fifty Not on your life
For Richer or Poorer That's what I want to hear - For Richer or Poorer 00:08
That's what I want to hear
For Richer or Poorer What do you think You're spending development money - For Richer or Poorer 00:21
What do you think You're spending development money
For Richer or Poorer Listen Somehow Caroline has managed to freeze all of my accounts - For Richer or Poorer 00:34
Listen Somehow Caroline has managed to freeze all of my...
For Richer or Poorer Actually I owe you Huh - For Richer or Poorer 00:24
Actually I owe you Huh
For Richer or Poorer This is bullshit - For Richer or Poorer 00:05
This is bullshit
For Richer or Poorer This just keeps getting better and better - For Richer or Poorer 00:04
This just keeps getting better and better
For Richer or Poorer Are you all right No I'm not all right you idiot - For Richer or Poorer 00:22
Are you all right No I'm not all right you idiot
For Richer or Poorer Hm It's actually soft over here - For Richer or Poorer 00:19
Hm It's actually soft over here
For Richer or Poorer Brad Brad What - For Richer or Poorer 00:20
Brad Brad What
For Richer or Poorer Good food Good meat - For Richer or Poorer 00:10
Good food Good meat
For Richer or Poorer Look at that It's almost 4 45 We must have overslept - For Richer or Poorer 00:08
Look at that It's almost 4 45 We must have overslept
For Richer or Poorer John Whoa we are ploughing now - For Richer or Poorer 00:08
John Whoa we are ploughing now
For Richer or Poorer Nothing's wrong with you Women do that to men It's called being in love - For Richer or Poorer 00:06
Nothing's wrong with you Women do that to men It's...
For Richer or Poorer So I went to Saks looking for socks and I got a suit and some sex - For Richer or Poorer 00:11
So I went to Saks looking for socks and I got a suit and...
For Richer or Poorer I'll be right out - For Richer or Poorer 00:32
I'll be right out
For Richer or Poorer Oh no You've crossed over - For Richer or Poorer 00:08
Oh no You've crossed over
Jungle 2 Jungle Oh bat bladder Holy Kaopectate I don't think so - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:08
Oh bat bladder Holy Kaopectate I don't think so
Jungle 2 Jungle His name is what - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:24
His name is what