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Clips with Tim Allen

Toy Story 2 When you find him - Toy Story 2 00:22 When you find him Toy Story 2 You still worried - Toy Story 2 00:40 You still worried Toy Story 2 Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go - Toy Story 2 01:16 Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go Toy Story 2 I can't go - Toy Story 2 01:55 I can't go Toy Story 2 That's  where I need to go - Toy Story 2 00:47 That's where I need to go Toy Story 2 We'll have to cross - Toy Story 2 00:35 We'll have to cross Toy Story 2 Space Ranger - Toy Story 2 00:33 Space Ranger Toy Story 2 Don't worry - Toy Story 2 00:33 Don't worry Toy Story 2 I'm  Buzz Lightyear - Toy Story 2 01:07 I'm Buzz Lightyear Toy Story 2 You almost had him - Toy Story 2 00:39 You almost had him Toy Story 2 My parts are killing me - Toy Story 2 00:28 My parts are killing me Toy Story 2 A hair full of yarn - Toy Story 2 00:42 A hair full of yarn Toy Story 2 Am I really that fat - Toy Story 2 00:11 Am I really that fat Toy Story 2 This is my only chance - Toy Story 2 00:38 This is my only chance Toy Story 2 Draw that man in a Chicken Suit - Toy Story 2 00:33 Draw that man in a Chicken Suit Toy Story 2 Are you coming - Toy Story 2 00:28 Are you coming Toy Story 2 From the outside - Toy Story 2 00:34 From the outside Toy Story 2 For the last time - Toy Story 2 00:16 For the last time Toy Story 2 Buzz Lightyear to Star Command - Toy Story 2 01:11 Buzz Lightyear to Star Command Toy Story 2 And beyond - Toy Story 2 00:13 And beyond Toy Story 2 My backend's going to Baton Rouge - Toy Story 2 00:14 My backend's going to Baton Rouge Toy Story 2 Woody you're in Danger here - Toy Story 2 01:14 Woody you're in Danger here Toy Story 2 Buzz Lightyear to mission log - Toy Story 2 00:37 Buzz Lightyear to mission log Toy Story 2 What are you doing Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:12 What are you doing Buzz Toy Story 2 We're getting much closer to Woody - Toy Story 2 00:22 We're getting much closer to Woody Toy Story 2 Who's behind - Toy Story 2 00:10 Who's behind Toy Story 2 Listen to me - Toy Story 2 01:53 Listen to me Toy Story 2 The Mystic Portal - Toy Story 2 00:37 The Mystic Portal Toy Story 4 To infinity - Toy Story 4 00:21 To infinity Toy Story 4 She'll be okay - Toy Story 4 00:14 She'll be okay Toy Story 4 How do we get that key - Toy Story 4 00:12 How do we get that key Toy Story 4 Will be okay - Toy Story 4 00:13 Will be okay Toy Story 4 'No Time To Explain - Toy Story 4 00:11 'No Time To Explain Toy Story 4 Woody was right - Toy Story 4 01:27 Woody was right Toy Story 4 Want me to take the next watch - Toy Story 4 01:09 Want me to take the next watch Toy Story 4 Full Speed Ahead - Toy Story 4 00:18 Full Speed Ahead Toy Story 4 'Buzz Lightyear To The Rescue - Toy Story 4 00:13 'Buzz Lightyear To The Rescue Toy Story 4 How About You - Toy Story 4 02:00 How About You Toy Story 4 'There's A Secret Mission - Toy Story 4 00:16 'There's A Secret Mission Toy Story 4 'To Infinity   Beyond - Toy Story 4 00:11 'To Infinity Beyond Toy Story 4 Woody's a lost toy - Toy Story 4 00:11 Woody's a lost toy Toy Story 4 Bonnie will be okay - Toy Story 4 00:11 Bonnie will be okay Toy Story 4 How's Your New Kid - Toy Story 4 01:34 How's Your New Kid Toy Story 4 'The Slingshot Manoeuvre Is All We Got - Toy Story 4 00:18 'The Slingshot Manoeuvre Is All We Got Galaxy Quest Never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Never surrender Galaxy Quest I'm not doing it - Galaxy Quest 01:03 I'm not doing it Galaxy Quest You're just going to have to figure out what it wants - Galaxy Quest 00:45 You're just going to have to figure out what it wants Galaxy Quest You're just going to have to kill it - Galaxy Quest 01:04 You're just going to have to kill it Galaxy Quest I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:50 I heard some squealing or something Galaxy Quest I changed my mind - Galaxy Quest 02:04 I changed my mind Galaxy Quest Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:27 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy Galaxy Quest You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:32 You used to pull your punches Galaxy Quest Why does this sound so familiar - Galaxy Quest 01:58 Why does this sound so familiar Galaxy Quest No digital conveyor - Galaxy Quest 01:00 No digital conveyor Galaxy Quest You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:27 You WILL go out there Galaxy Quest I'm not a commander - Galaxy Quest 01:18 I'm not a commander Galaxy Quest Let me remind you - Galaxy Quest 01:15 Let me remind you Galaxy Quest Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:58 Put me back on with him Galaxy Quest Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack - Galaxy Quest 00:18 Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack Galaxy Quest You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:22 You don't hold the turbo down Galaxy Quest We're all actors - Galaxy Quest 00:37 We're all actors Galaxy Quest Remember yesterday at the convention - Galaxy Quest 00:41 Remember yesterday at the convention Galaxy Quest And never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:38 And never surrender Galaxy Quest There is no  quantum flux - Galaxy Quest 00:26 There is no quantum flux Galaxy Quest Crewman Madison - Galaxy Quest 00:13 Crewman Madison Galaxy Quest Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Who wants the grand tour Galaxy Quest Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:25 Doesn't she talk Galaxy Quest I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:43 I really appreciate it Galaxy Quest We have  these - Galaxy Quest 00:16 We have these Galaxy Quest Better than my lieutenant - Galaxy Quest 00:14 Better than my lieutenant Galaxy Quest We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:33 We found some beryllium on a nearby planet Galaxy Quest The Commander and I never had a - Galaxy Quest 00:18 The Commander and I never had a Galaxy Quest And I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:23 And I kicked his ass Galaxy Quest Lets fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:59 Lets fire blue particle cannons full Galaxy Quest Corn fed Iowa beef - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Corn fed Iowa beef Galaxy Quest You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:25 You can have it Galaxy Quest Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:20 Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage Galaxy Quest What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of Advil - Galaxy Quest 00:24 What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of... Galaxy Quest I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:25 I'm not the commander Galaxy Quest You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 - Galaxy Quest 00:21 You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 Galaxy Quest She's not a fan - Galaxy Quest 00:18 She's not a fan Galaxy Quest We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 02:22 We gotta go across this thing Galaxy Quest What is this thing - Galaxy Quest 00:58 What is this thing Galaxy Quest I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said - Galaxy Quest 01:01 I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what... Galaxy Quest Where's the happy ending - Galaxy Quest 01:32 Where's the happy ending Galaxy Quest He doesn't understand - Galaxy Quest 00:36 He doesn't understand Galaxy Quest There's no such person as Captain Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:32 There's no such person as Captain Taggart Galaxy Quest As long as there is injustice - Galaxy Quest 00:22 As long as there is injustice Galaxy Quest I said I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I said I'm not the commander Cars YOU ARE A TOY   CAR - Cars 00:48 YOU ARE A TOY CAR The Santa Clause You look pretty good for your age - The Santa Clause 00:21 You look pretty good for your age The Santa Clause What was the last thing you and Charlie did - The Santa Clause 01:00 What was the last thing you and Charlie did The Santa Clause I lived through the '60s - The Santa Clause 00:12 I lived through the '60s The Santa Clause You know you're Scott Calvin - The Santa Clause 00:35 You know you're Scott Calvin The Santa Clause And to all a good night - The Santa Clause 00:25 And to all a good night The Santa Clause Merry Christmas to all - The Santa Clause 00:25 Merry Christmas to all The Santa Clause I don't care what Neil's doing - The Santa Clause 00:36 I don't care what Neil's doing The Santa Clause Where's Charlie - The Santa Clause 00:36 Where's Charlie The Santa Clause Stay away from those things - The Santa Clause 00:32 Stay away from those things The Santa Clause I'll ship the list to your house - The Santa Clause 00:28 I'll ship the list to your house The Santa Clause Stuff like that doesn't happen - The Santa Clause 00:26 Stuff like that doesn't happen The Santa Clause It was a dream - The Santa Clause 00:26 It was a dream The Santa Clause Down the chimney - The Santa Clause 00:35 Down the chimney The Santa Clause Get the bag of toys - The Santa Clause 00:35 Get the bag of toys The Santa Clause You know how to call 911 - The Santa Clause 00:12 You know how to call 911 The Santa Clause Isn't that a pretty picture - The Santa Clause 00:41 Isn't that a pretty picture The Santa Clause Neil's a really good cook - The Santa Clause 01:10 Neil's a really good cook The Santa Clause Did I miss anything - The Santa Clause 01:16 Did I miss anything The Santa Clause I'm in big trouble - The Santa Clause 00:11 I'm in big trouble The Santa Clause What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing - The Santa Clause 01:03 What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing The Santa Clause Because Santa is - The Santa Clause 00:41 Because Santa is The Santa Clause How come your clothes are so baggy - The Santa Clause 00:41 How come your clothes are so baggy The Santa Clause Go back to sleep - The Santa Clause 00:41 Go back to sleep The Santa Clause Merry Christmas - The Santa Clause 00:29 Merry Christmas The Santa Clause These are Santa's reindeer - The Santa Clause 00:29 These are Santa's reindeer The Santa Clause Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:36 Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa... The Santa Clause You're s'posed to drink the milk - The Santa Clause 00:41 You're s'posed to drink the milk The Santa Clause How did you do that - The Santa Clause 00:22 How did you do that The Santa Clause I am not Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 02:05 I am not Santa Claus The Santa Clause He's naked somewhere - The Santa Clause 00:11 He's naked somewhere The Santa Clause Not necessarily - The Santa Clause 00:17 Not necessarily The Santa Clause You never know where it's been - The Santa Clause 00:38 You never know where it's been The Santa Clause It almost killed me - The Santa Clause 00:31 It almost killed me The Santa Clause If something should happen to me - The Santa Clause 00:20 If something should happen to me The Santa Clause What are you talking about - The Santa Clause 00:28 What are you talking about The Santa Clause I know where this is going - The Santa Clause 00:42 I know where this is going The Santa Clause Look at my hair - The Santa Clause 00:39 Look at my hair The Santa Clause I learn a lot from him - The Santa Clause 00:20 I learn a lot from him The Santa Clause There is no chimney here - The Santa Clause 00:18 There is no chimney here The Santa Clause What if I fall off the roof - The Santa Clause 00:13 What if I fall off the roof The Santa Clause Can we take a direct flight back to reality - The Santa Clause 00:24 Can we take a direct flight back to reality The Santa Clause I'll just go pre heat the oven - The Santa Clause 00:31 I'll just go pre heat the oven The Santa Clause You said you believe in Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:14 You said you believe in Santa Claus The Santa Clause Are you going to your mom's for dinner - The Santa Clause 00:26 Are you going to your mom's for dinner The Santa Clause This could be a really long night - The Santa Clause 00:57 This could be a really long night The Santa Clause You can't let  them  down - The Santa Clause 01:35 You can't let them down The Santa Clause What do you mean you don't know - The Santa Clause 01:35 What do you mean you don't know The Santa Clause They all believe in you - The Santa Clause 01:35 They all believe in you The Santa Clause Reindeer on the roof - The Santa Clause 00:36 Reindeer on the roof The Santa Clause Did you or did you not read the card - The Santa Clause 02:43 Did you or did you not read the card The Santa Clause A Rose Suchak ladder - The Santa Clause 00:43 A Rose Suchak ladder The Santa Clause How do reindeer fly - The Santa Clause 01:58 How do reindeer fly The Santa Clause 2 Are you Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 2 00:27 Are you Santa Claus The Santa Clause 2 Can we vote right now on The Molinator - The Santa Clause 2 00:15 Can we vote right now on The Molinator The Santa Clause 2 A needlepoint sweater and a mini van - The Santa Clause 2 00:22 A needlepoint sweater and a mini van Christmas with the Kranks They didn't have any - Christmas with the Kranks 00:30 They didn't have any Christmas with the Kranks It's better than frozen pizza - Christmas with the Kranks 00:34 It's better than frozen pizza Christmas with the Kranks How much is this going to cost - Christmas with the Kranks 00:14 How much is this going to cost Christmas with the Kranks Why would we want to get tans before the cruise - Christmas with the Kranks 00:42 Why would we want to get tans before the cruise Christmas with the Kranks I look like a Mafia Lieutenant - Christmas with the Kranks 00:14 I look like a Mafia Lieutenant Christmas with the Kranks Are you sure this isn't illegal - Christmas with the Kranks 00:08 Are you sure this isn't illegal Christmas with the Kranks Does this mean we have start being nice to each other - Christmas with the Kranks 00:32 Does this mean we have start being nice to each other Christmas with the Kranks I don't know who he is - Christmas with the Kranks 00:07 I don't know who he is Christmas with the Kranks Stop calling me old man - Christmas with the Kranks 00:22 Stop calling me old man The Shaggy Dog Nothing but mouth - The Shaggy Dog 00:14 Nothing but mouth The Shaggy Dog I think I could use a rrr eee - The Shaggy Dog 00:25 I think I could use a rrr eee The Shaggy Dog He is clueless - The Shaggy Dog 00:20 He is clueless The Shaggy Dog I'll be right back - The Shaggy Dog 00:32 I'll be right back The Shaggy Dog Someone's peeing on the lawn - The Shaggy Dog 00:14 Someone's peeing on the lawn The Shaggy Dog To infinity and beyond - The Shaggy Dog 00:08 To infinity and beyond