Clips with Tim Allen

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Jungle 2 Jungle What do you call this place again The Surface of the Sun - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:14
What do you call this place again The Surface of the Sun
Jungle 2 Jungle Cut infection death - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:05
Cut infection death
Jungle 2 Jungle Hoko Hoko - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:20
Hoko Hoko
Jungle 2 Jungle Before you pee you lift the seat - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:10
Before you pee you lift the seat
Jungle 2 Jungle Baboon scared Yes Baboon scared - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:14
Baboon scared Yes Baboon scared
Jungle 2 Jungle Forks go on the left side This side - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:05
Forks go on the left side This side
Jungle 2 Jungle In Lipo Lipo we eat with hands - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:08
In Lipo Lipo we eat with hands
Jungle 2 Jungle Cat's job feed people No not here - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:18
Cat's job feed people No not here
Jungle 2 Jungle I should take some pictures of Mimi - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:12
I should take some pictures of Mimi
Jungle 2 Jungle We're meeting this guy at a fish stall - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:16
We're meeting this guy at a fish stall
Jungle 2 Jungle Richard are you out of your mind - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:11
Richard are you out of your mind
Jungle 2 Jungle Oh what are you suddenly Dr Spock here - Jungle 2 Jungle 00:16
Oh what are you suddenly Dr Spock here
Toy Story 2 Who's behind - Toy Story 2 00:10
Who's behind
Toy Story 2 All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortressbut there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere - Toy Story 2 00:09
All signs point to this planet as the location of...
Toy Story 2 Woody HuhOohHang on cowboyWoody are you all right Oh YeahYeah I'm fine Buzz Okay Here's your list of things to do while I'm goneBatteries need to be changedToys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotatedOh and make sure everyone attends Mr Spell's - Toy Story 2 00:47
Woody HuhOohHang on cowboyWoody are you all right Oh...
Toy Story 2 Don't worry Woody In just a few hoursyou'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot sch'moesThey're called s'mores Buzz Right Right Of course - Toy Story 2 00:12
Don't worry Woody In just a few hoursyou'll be...
Toy Story 2 Lousy try Brian What are you doing Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:06
Lousy try Brian What are you doing Buzz
Toy Story 2 Etch draw that man in a chicken suitIt's the chicken manThat's our guyI knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken - Toy Story 2 00:14
Etch draw that man in a chicken suitIt's the chicken...
Toy Story 2 Now EtchThat's where I need to goYou can't go Buzz You'll never make it thereWoody once risked his life to save meI couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the sameSo who's with me - Toy Story 2 00:19
Now EtchThat's where I need to goYou can't go Buzz...
Toy Story 2 This is for Woody when you find himAll rightbut I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me - Toy Story 2 00:11
This is for Woody when you find himAll rightbut I don't...
Toy Story 2 Mr Buzz Lightyear you just gotta save my pal WoodyI'll do my best son - Toy Story 2 00:10
Mr Buzz Lightyear you just gotta save my pal WoodyI'll...
Toy Story 2 To AI's Toy Barn and beyond - Toy Story 2 00:05
To AI's Toy Barn and beyond
Toy Story 2 Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and accounted forNot quite everyoneWho's behind Mine - Toy Story 2 00:10
Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and...
Toy Story 2 That went wellGood job troops We're that much closer to Woody - Toy Story 2 00:14
That went wellGood job troops We're that much closer to...
Toy Story 2 Am I really that fat - Toy Story 2 00:04
Am I really that fat
Toy Story 2 Buzz Lightyear to Star CommandI've got an AWOL Space Ranger Tell me I wasn't this deludedNo back talk I have a laser and I will use itMean the laser that's a light bulbHas your mind been melded You could've killed me Space RangerOr should I say traitorI - Toy Story 2 00:25
Buzz Lightyear to Star CommandI've got an AWOL Space...
Toy Story 2 Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:22
Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz
Toy Story 2 What are we gonna do BuzzUse your headBut I don't wanna use my head - Toy Story 2 00:08
What are we gonna do BuzzUse your headBut I don't wanna...
Toy Story 2 Hold it right thereBuzz You againThank goodness you're all right Buzz what is going onHold on I am Buzz Lightyear and I'm in charge of this detachmentNo I'm Buzz LightyearI'm Buzz Lightyear I'm Buzz LightyearSo who's the real BuzzI am Don't let this - Toy Story 2 00:23
Hold it right thereBuzz You againThank goodness you're...
Toy Story 2 Will somebody please explain what's going onIt's all right Space Ranger It's a code 546You mean it's a YesAnd he's a Oh yeahYour Majesty - Toy Story 2 00:17
Will somebody please explain what's going onIt's...
Toy Story 2 Woody you're in danger here We need to leave nowAI's selling you to a toy museumin Japan I knowIt's okay Buzz I actually wanna goWhat Are you crazyLook the thing is I'm a rare Sheriff Woody dolland these guys are my Roundup gangWhat are you talking about - Toy Story 2 00:25
Woody you're in danger here We need to leave...
Toy Story 2 Was Stop this nonsense and let's goNah BuzzI can't go I can't abandon these guysThey need me to get into this museumWithout me they'll go back into storage Maybe foreverWoody you're not a collector's item You're a child's playthingYou are a toyFor how - Toy Story 2 00:46
Was Stop this nonsense and let's goNah BuzzI can't...
Toy Story 2 Quick To the elevatorHurry I can hear it comingSo we meet again Buzz Lightyearfor the last timeAah It's Zurg Watch out He's got an ion blaster - Toy Story 2 00:25
Quick To the elevatorHurry I can hear it comingSo we meet...
Toy Story 2 Buzz are you comingNo I have a lot of catching up to do with my dadGood throw son That's my boy Go long BuzzyOh you're a great dad Yippee Farewell - Toy Story 2 00:15
Buzz are you comingNo I have a lot of catching up to do with...
Toy Story 2 Strangers From the outsideOh no He's at a red light We can catch himMaximum power SlinkWhaa It turned green HurryWhy won't it go Use the Wand of Power - Toy Story 2 00:16
Strangers From the outsideOh no He's at a red light We...
Toy Story 2 Guys we can't park here It's a white zoneYou have saved our lives We are eternally grateful - Toy Story 2 00:08
Guys we can't park here It's a white zoneYou have...
Toy Story 2 The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to find that caseOw There's the case No there's the caseYou take that one We'll take this one - Toy Story 2 00:29
The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to...
Toy Story 2 Okay Woody let's goTake that space toyHey No one does that to my friendYour choice WoodyYou can go to Japan together or in piecesIf he fixed ya once he can fix ya again Now get in the boxNever FineNo Aaah GotchaIdiots Children destroy toysYou'll all be - Toy Story 2 00:54
Okay Woody let's goTake that space toyHey No one does...
Toy Story 2 We did it We did it We did itNice ropin' cowboyThat was definitely Woody's finest hourYour hat partnerHoo hooLet's go home - Toy Story 2 00:18
We did it We did it We did itNice ropin' cowboyThat was...
Toy Story 2 Uh ma'am I uhI wanted to say you're a bright young womanwith a beautiful yarnful of hairHairful of yarn It's uh Whoo UhI must goWell aren't you the sweetest space toy I ever met - Toy Story 2 00:17
Uh ma'am I uhI wanted to say you're a bright young...
Toy Story 2 You still worried About AndyNah It'll be fun while it lasts I'm proud of you cowboyBesides when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me companyfor infinity and beyond - Toy Story 2 00:16
You still worried About AndyNah It'll be fun while it...
Toy Story 2 Speed MarkerOkay and pull backWhewI don't remember eating that CutI can't believe this That's the fifth timeWhat row is that guy in SorryI had that bean burrito for lunch Okay I'm all right now Sorry - Toy Story 2 00:20
Speed MarkerOkay and pull backWhewI don't remember...
Toy Story 2 Golly bob howdyWhat What's so funny Woody - Toy Story 2 00:08
Golly bob howdyWhat What's so funny Woody
Toy Story 2 What What's so funny Woody - Toy Story 2 00:05
What What's so funny Woody
Galaxy Quest No Never give up Never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:06
No Never give up Never surrender
Galaxy Quest Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack - Galaxy Quest 00:05
Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack
Galaxy Quest No The Commander and I never had a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:07
No The Commander and I never had a thing
Galaxy Quest Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet - Galaxy Quest 00:11
Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet
Galaxy Quest There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary - Galaxy Quest 00:10
There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary
Galaxy Quest As long as there is injustice - Galaxy Quest 00:22
As long as there is injustice
Galaxy Quest Maybe I should get some pants on - Galaxy Quest 00:28
Maybe I should get some pants on
Galaxy Quest I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:19
I really appreciate it
Galaxy Quest Sir I am Lahnk senior requisition officer - Galaxy Quest 00:13
Sir I am Lahnk senior requisition officer
Galaxy Quest Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:15
Doesn't she talk
Galaxy Quest Okey dokey - Galaxy Quest 00:17
Okey dokey
Galaxy Quest I'm sorry to wake you sir - Galaxy Quest 00:04
I'm sorry to wake you sir
Galaxy Quest This is great You know usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:06
This is great You know usually it's just cardboard...
Galaxy Quest You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple ofAdvil - Galaxy Quest 00:05
You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple...
Galaxy Quest Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:19
Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons...
Galaxy Quest Hey Where's my limo - Galaxy Quest 00:05
Hey Where's my limo
Galaxy Quest Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed like aliens - Galaxy Quest 00:10
Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed...
Galaxy Quest I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:06
I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass
Galaxy Quest She's not a fan - Galaxy Quest 00:14
She's not a fan
Galaxy Quest You guys came Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:14
You guys came Who wants the grand tour
Galaxy Quest You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:06
You WILL go out there
Galaxy Quest Corn fed Iowa beef - Galaxy Quest 00:07
Corn fed Iowa beef
Galaxy Quest Hello Sarris How you doing - Galaxy Quest 00:08
Hello Sarris How you doing
Galaxy Quest You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:10
You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can...
Galaxy Quest Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:33
Put me back on with him
Galaxy Quest Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:17
Red thingy moving toward the green thingy