Clips with Tim Allen

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Galaxy Quest Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer - Galaxy Quest 00:11
Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer
Galaxy Quest You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:07
You don't hold the turbo down
Galaxy Quest Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:31
Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby...
Galaxy Quest I changed my mind I want to go back - Galaxy Quest 00:37
I changed my mind I want to go back
Galaxy Quest Here we go - Galaxy Quest 00:28
Here we go
Galaxy Quest Wait No - Galaxy Quest 00:32
Wait No
Galaxy Quest Why does this sound so familiar - Galaxy Quest 01:01
Why does this sound so familiar
Galaxy Quest We have  these - Galaxy Quest 00:18
We have these
Galaxy Quest Does the rolling help actually It helps - Galaxy Quest 00:11
Does the rolling help actually It helps
Galaxy Quest I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:33
I heard some squealing or something
Galaxy Quest You're just going to have to kill it - Galaxy Quest 00:27
You're just going to have to kill it
Galaxy Quest Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants - Galaxy Quest 00:15
Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants
Galaxy Quest A booby trap I don't know - Galaxy Quest 00:10
A booby trap I don't know
Galaxy Quest I said I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:23
I said I'm not the commander
Galaxy Quest Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:37
Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart
Galaxy Quest Mathesar I'm not a commander I - Galaxy Quest 01:16
Mathesar I'm not a commander I
Galaxy Quest You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:10
You used to pull your punches
Galaxy Quest I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said - Galaxy Quest 00:24
I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what...
Galaxy Quest Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 00:23
Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing
Galaxy Quest What is this thing 2242 - Galaxy Quest 00:19
What is this thing 2242
Galaxy Quest Let me remind you sonny - Galaxy Quest 00:36
Let me remind you sonny
Galaxy Quest Set a course for home Commander - Galaxy Quest 00:13
Set a course for home Commander
Galaxy Quest All right Tommy take us into the black hole - Galaxy Quest 00:05
All right Tommy take us into the black hole
Big Trouble Eliot Arthur Herk one of the few Floridians - Big Trouble 00:16
Eliot Arthur Herk one of the few Floridians
Big Trouble Hope they don't have a dog - Big Trouble 00:13
Hope they don't have a dog
Big Trouble Good now you and your shithead kid - Big Trouble 00:18
Good now you and your shithead kid
Big Trouble Listen I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot - Big Trouble 00:17
Listen I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot
Big Trouble Do you think someone's trying to kill him - Big Trouble 00:08
Do you think someone's trying to kill him
Big Trouble What does a guy like Arthur do for a living - Big Trouble 00:21
What does a guy like Arthur do for a living
Big Trouble How does a guy like Arthur - Big Trouble 00:28
How does a guy like Arthur
Big Trouble I say we blame the whole evening - Big Trouble 00:08
I say we blame the whole evening
Big Trouble Hey she should be leaning over - Big Trouble 00:11
Hey she should be leaning over
Big Trouble Something to drink - Big Trouble 00:03
Something to drink
Big Trouble Strip poker Strip poker now that's a good game - Big Trouble 00:21
Strip poker Strip poker now that's a good game
Big Trouble I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this - Big Trouble 00:06
I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this
Big Trouble Dad the goat kicked your Geo's ass - Big Trouble 00:08
Dad the goat kicked your Geo's ass
Big Trouble Get up Get up you lazy shit - Big Trouble 00:08
Get up Get up you lazy shit
Big Trouble Let go of the suitcase - Big Trouble 00:08
Let go of the suitcase
Big Trouble What is it that brings two strangers together - Big Trouble 00:16
What is it that brings two strangers together
The Santa Clause 2 Wait a minute I got it I got it I got it - The Santa Clause 2 00:12
Wait a minute I got it I got it I got it
The Santa Clause 2 Have you ever helped anyone Ever - The Santa Clause 2 00:04
Have you ever helped anyone Ever
The Santa Clause 2 I got a needlepoint sweater and a minivan - The Santa Clause 2 00:08
I got a needlepoint sweater and a minivan
The Santa Clause 2 Uncle Scott are you Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 2 00:14
Uncle Scott are you Santa Claus
Cars You are a toy carYou are a sad strange little wagon and you have my pity FarewellOh yeah Well good riddance you loonyHey I hate to break up the road rally guys but they're hereBirthday guests at three o'clockOh man Whoever does the voice of that piggy - Cars 00:26
You are a toy carYou are a sad strange little wagon and you...
Zoom SINGING A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P - Zoom 00:28
SINGING A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Zoom I see things - Zoom 00:13
I see things
Zoom JACK Cindy what are you wearing - Zoom 00:26
JACK Cindy what are you wearing
Zoom That was bolted to the wall - Zoom 00:04
That was bolted to the wall
Zoom You care about us - Zoom 00:11
You care about us
Christmas with the Kranks How much is this going to cost - Christmas with the Kranks 00:13
How much is this going to cost
Christmas with the Kranks Why would we want to get tans before the cruise - Christmas with the Kranks 00:18
Why would we want to get tans before the cruise
Christmas with the Kranks They didn't have any - Christmas with the Kranks 00:29
They didn't have any
Christmas with the Kranks Well if it isn't old Scrooge himself - Christmas with the Kranks 00:43
Well if it isn't old Scrooge himself
Christmas with the Kranks Stop calling me old man - Christmas with the Kranks 00:22
Stop calling me old man
Christmas with the Kranks Great Mom you are going to love Enrique - Christmas with the Kranks 00:06
Great Mom you are going to love Enrique
Christmas with the Kranks Are you sure this isn't illegal - Christmas with the Kranks 00:07
Are you sure this isn't illegal
Christmas with the Kranks It's better than frozen pizza - Christmas with the Kranks 00:20
It's better than frozen pizza
Christmas with the Kranks I don't know who he is - Christmas with the Kranks 00:06
I don't know who he is
Christmas with the Kranks I look like a Mafia Lieutenant - Christmas with the Kranks 00:07
I look like a Mafia Lieutenant
Christmas with the Kranks Does this mean we have start being nice to each other - Christmas with the Kranks 00:33
Does this mean we have start being nice to each other
The Shaggy Dog I think I could use a rrr eee - The Shaggy Dog 00:17
I think I could use a rrr eee
The Shaggy Dog Nothing but mouth - The Shaggy Dog 00:05
Nothing but mouth
The Shaggy Dog He is clueless - The Shaggy Dog 00:09
He is clueless
The Shaggy Dog I'll be right back - The Shaggy Dog 00:24
I'll be right back
The Shaggy Dog Someone's peeing on the lawn - The Shaggy Dog 00:11
Someone's peeing on the lawn
The Shaggy Dog To infinity and beyond - The Shaggy Dog 00:09
To infinity and beyond
Toy Story 3 Glad I could catch the trainNow let's catch some criminalsTo infinity and beyondWhoo hooAliens OohReach for the skyYou can't touch me sherifI brought my attack dog with a built in force fieldWell I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogsYodel ay hee - Toy Story 3 01:56
Glad I could catch the trainNow let's catch some...
Toy Story 3 Buzz Mind if I squeeze in next to yaYes NoI mean why would I mind squeezing next to youIs it hot in here - Toy Story 3 00:10
Buzz Mind if I squeeze in next to yaYes NoI mean why would I...
Toy Story 3 Buzz We're going into attic mode folksKeep your accessories with you at all timesSpare parts batteries anything you need for an orderly transition - Toy Story 3 00:09
Buzz We're going into attic mode folksKeep your...
Toy Story 3 We done our duty Andy's grown upAnd let's face it when the trash bags come outwe army guys are the first to goTrash bags Who said anything about trash bagsIt has been an honor serving with you Good luck folksYou're gonna need it - Toy Story 3 00:18
We done our duty Andy's grown upAnd let's face it...