Clips with Tim McInnerny

Wetherby I expect good of nobody - Wetherby 01:04
I expect good of nobody
Wetherby It looks as if your roof is in trouble - Wetherby 00:06
It looks as if your roof is in trouble
Erik the Viking Aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard - Erik the Viking 00:20
Aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to...
Erik the Viking Let's hack her to pieces - Erik the Viking 00:20
Let's hack her to pieces
Erik the Viking You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla - Erik the Viking 00:10
You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla
Richard III Catesby what news in this our tottering state - Richard III 00:08
Catesby what news in this our tottering state
Richard III It is a vile thing to die - Richard III 00:15
It is a vile thing to die
Notting Hill Max this is AnnaHi Hello Anna Scott - Notting Hill 00:09
Max this is AnnaHi Hello Anna Scott
Notting Hill You haven't slept with her have youThat is a cheap question and the answer is of course no commentNo comment means yes No it doesn'tDo you ever masturbate Definitely no commentYou see it means yes - Notting Hill 00:11
You haven't slept with her have youThat is a cheap...
Notting Hill Well wait what about meI'm sorryYou think you deserve the brownieWell a shot at it at least huh Right well you'll have to prove itI mean this is a very very good brownie and I'm gonna fight for itI've been on a diet every day since I was 19which basically - Notting Hill 01:28
Well wait what about meI'm sorryYou think you deserve...
Notting Hill Let's face facts This was always a no win situationAnna's a goddessYou know what happens to mortals who get involved with the godsBuggered is itEvery time - Notting Hill 00:17
Let's face facts This was always a no win...
Notting Hill No thank you I'm a fruitarianWhat is a fruitarian exactlyWell we believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings so we think cooking is cruelWe only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bushThat are in fact dead alreadyOh rightRightSo - Notting Hill 00:42
No thank you I'm a fruitarianWhat is a fruitarian...
Notting Hill Max, how fast is your car? - Notting Hill 01:00
Max, how fast is your car?
Notting Hill BELLA Which way are you goingMAX Down Kensington Church Streetthen Knightsbridge then Hyde Park Corner No no crazy CrazyGo along Bayswater That's right Then Park LaneNo No Straight down to the Cromwell Road then leftNoTYRES SCREECHINGStop right there I - Notting Hill 00:24
BELLA Which way are you goingMAX Down Kensington Church...
Notting Hill BELLA: Turn right. - Notting Hill 00:11
BELLA: Turn right.
Rogue Trader He doesn't do things by the book Ron He just doesn't respect the rules - Rogue Trader 00:19
He doesn't do things by the book Ron He just...
Rogue Trader Hawes You're down for 450 aren't you - Rogue Trader 00:36
Hawes You're down for 450 aren't you
The Miracle Maker We strike the Romans first and let that be God's sign to the people - The Miracle Maker 00:11
We strike the Romans first and let that be God's sign...
The Miracle Maker Joram We all want the same We believe in the same God - The Miracle Maker 00:55
Joram We all want the same We believe in the same God
The Miracle Maker Powers What powers can one man have against the might of Caesar - The Miracle Maker 00:20
Powers What powers can one man have against the might of...
102 Dalmatians Um wouldn't you be more c comfortable in the c car - 102 Dalmatians 00:16
Um wouldn't you be more c comfortable in the c car
102 Dalmatians My dalmatian puppy coat - 102 Dalmatians 00:35
My dalmatian puppy coat
102 Dalmatians Alonzo I need you - 102 Dalmatians 00:14
Alonzo I need you
102 Dalmatians Yes Find the rat and kill it - 102 Dalmatians 00:11
Yes Find the rat and kill it
Severance Are you sure Yes - Severance 00:23
Are you sure Yes
Severance I can't spell success - Severance 00:18
I can't spell success
Severance A bit young to be losing your teeth aren't you - Severance 00:16
A bit young to be losing your teeth aren't you
Severance None We're a public company - Severance 00:09
None We're a public company
The Windermere Children The camps taught them survival at any cost - The Windermere Children 00:05
The camps taught them survival at any cost
Eddie the Eagle Either way - Eddie the Eagle 00:09
Either way
Black Death As a Christian you'll appreciate the concept of betrayal - Black Death 00:10
As a Christian you'll appreciate the concept of...
Black Death There is no God - Black Death 00:14
There is no God
Automata While you're at it you can bury this one too - Automata 00:14
While you're at it you can bury this one too
Automata Why is it so difficult for you to accept my orders if you're just a machine - Automata 00:28
Why is it so difficult for you to accept my orders if...
MI 5 You bloody coward - MI 5 00:03
You bloody coward
"Sherlock"... Eustace what does this mean - "Sherlock" The Abominable Bride 00:14
Eustace what does this mean
"Sherlock"... Your wife can see worlds - "Sherlock" The Abominable Bride 00:18
Your wife can see worlds
"Sherlock"... I hope to see you again in the morning - "Sherlock" The Abominable Bride 00:09
I hope to see you again in the morning
Peterloo Well I know what is good for my people - Peterloo 00:07
Well I know what is good for my people
Agatha and the Truth of Murder RANDOLPH: You know what, you're absolutely right - Agatha and the Truth of Murder 00:05
RANDOLPH: You know what, you're absolutely right