Tim Meadows quotes in movies

Coneheads 00:15

I've learned much from watching the garthok battle

The Ladies Man 00:25

My name is Leon Phelps and to those of you that are...

The Ladies Man 00:11

I have done it to a lot of ladies

The Ladies Man 00:10

So if you have a romantic query and you are under the age of...

The Ladies Man 00:18

Listen I don't care what you say Chlamydia is a soup

The Ladies Man 00:10

Thank you Candy You see I like to help people That is what I...

The Ladies Man 00:15

Listen I was wondering can I ask you a question

The Ladies Man 00:08

Scrap Leon I think she gonna be a tough shoe to polish

The Ladies Man 00:39

Let me give you the play by play

The Ladies Man 00:04

So you don't want a fish sandwich

The Ladies Man 00:05

My car doesn't exist so Yes Shut up

The Ladies Man 00:05

Uh yes you are What seems to be your query

The Ladies Man 00:14

Well

The Ladies Man 00:12

Is that you suffer from

The Ladies Man 01:03

What is love

The Ladies Man 00:09

This is what I like to call the L A Forum

The Ladies Man 00:08

I see under interests you've written Debit

The Ladies Man 00:16

Our morning anchor quit out of the blue

The Ladies Man 01:18

Um so I understand that you are a nun

The Ladies Man 00:06

And how long have you been uh nunning it up

The Ladies Man 00:10

Cyrus Cunningham Your ex fianc

The Ladies Man 00:12

Now years ago I was in the army

The Ladies Man 00:14

Leon Phelps

The Ladies Man 00:05

Play some Al Green and smack her on the ass She likes that

The Ladies Man 00:37

Hey what's happening Evelyn I remember

The Ladies Man 00:19

I've got a crazy idea

The Ladies Man 00:23

You know something Julie I'm realizing that my life...

The Ladies Man 00:12

Ever since we last saw each other

The Ladies Man 00:14

When a man works hard all his life

The Ladies Man 00:15

Sorry about that I brought you some flowers

The Ladies Man 00:18

Yeah When you sent that letter all I could think about was...

The Ladies Man 00:09

Fellas I can understand you bein' angry

The Ladies Man 00:05

But you can't bI ame the Wang

The Ladies Man 00:07

She can do that amazing thing with her tongue you know what...

The Ladies Man 00:16

And Lance Well Lance you're clearly gay

The Ladies Man 00:11

You all need to listen to your ladies

The Ladies Man 00:13

Your husband is a little insecure because he's...

The Ladies Man 00:09

Well that is all the time we have

Olive, the Other Reindeer 00:25

So how come you're going to the North Pole

Mean Girls 02:43

And at the same time

Mean Girls 00:11

How was your summer

Mean Girls 00:17

She just moved here all the way from Africa

Mean Girls 00:18

Her name is Cady

Mean Girls 00:08

Kaitlyn Caussin is a

Mean Girls 00:11

Why would Regina refer to herself as a

Mean Girls 00:08

Step away from the underage girls

Mean Girls 00:06

I did not leave the South Side for this

Mean Girls 00:51

Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such...

Mean Girls 00:09

Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy...

Mean Girls 00:12

I just wanted to say that you're all winners

The Cookout 00:19

I LOVE THIS KID

The Benchwarmers 00:11

Well he's here if you need him

The Benchwarmers 00:21

He wasn't feeling well earlier so I couldn't play...

The Benchwarmers 00:09

Is that beer

The Benchwarmers 00:07

Carlos you're drunk

The Benchwarmers 00:16

I'm not afraid of the sun anymore

The Benchwarmers 00:10

Is because I went all the way with her

Jack and Jill 00:14

What's this about a twin

Semi Pro 01:16

He really believes it You were never in 'Nam

Semi Pro 00:35

I'll see you fuckers in hell

Semi Pro 00:21

Everybody OK I think so

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:58

What are y'all doin' in here

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:18

Get out of here Dewey What are y'all doing in here

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:13

Get out of here You don't want no part of this

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:07

You're gonna have to give him a moment

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 01:13

So if you don't like it

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:31

Get out of here

Mean Girls 00:29

May I have everyone's attention please

Mean Girls 00:06

I did not go to graduate school for this

Mean Girls 2 00:22

Because we're aware that students who move around a lot