Todd Stockman Quotes & Movies

Return to Paradise poster

Return to Paradise Audience Member

In & Out poster

In & Out Guy at Pool Party

Where the Boys Are poster

Where the Boys Are

Diner poster

A Simple Wish poster

A Simple Wish Additional Muppet Performer

The Muppets Take Manhattan poster

The Muppets Take Manhattan Vaudeville - Puppeteer

Cradle Will Rock poster

Cradle Will Rock Dad

The Object of My Affection poster

The Object of My Affection Mourner

First Monday in October poster

First Monday in October

Clips with Todd Stockman

So I said If you like the way she looks take her Heh - Diner

So I said If you like the way she looks take her Heh

That's what you get for going out with 11th graders - Diner

That's what you get for going out with 11th graders

DIANE Why don't you take me home - Diner

DIANE Why don't you take me home

You know what word I'm not comfortable with - Diner

You know what word I'm not comfortable with

BETH You know Elyse's mother is very upset with Eddie - Diner

BETH You know Elyse's mother is very upset with Eddie

You really outdid yourself Fenwick That's very mature Fenwick - Diner

You really outdid yourself Fenwick That's very mature...

EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's no way no way - Diner

EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's...

When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or Mathis - Diner

When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or...

What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road - Diner

What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road

That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha - Diner

That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha

Fine I'll take the sandwich See what you do Every time - Diner

Fine I'll take the sandwich See what you do Every time

BOOGIE What Bagel Did you lay down a bet with Barnett - Diner

BOOGIE What Bagel Did you lay down a bet with Barnett

Did I tell you guys that I've got a date with Carol Heathrow tomorrow night - Diner

Did I tell you guys that I've got a date with Carol...

You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date - Diner

You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date

I can't believe that Eddie is getting married - Diner

I can't believe that Eddie is getting married

You going to law school Yeah - Diner

You going to law school Yeah

Billy. You're in town already. - Diner

Billy. You're in town already.

If you want to talk you always got the guys at the diner - Diner

If you want to talk you always got the guys at the diner

Is this show in color or is something wrong with this set - Diner

Is this show in color or is something wrong with this set

No Carol seriously It was an accident I swear to God - Diner

No Carol seriously It was an accident I swear to God

Just to give it a little air - Diner

Just to give it a little air

And if she passes it's two more days till the thing The marriage - Diner

And if she passes it's two more days till the thing The...

Shrev are you happy with your marriage or what - Diner

Shrev are you happy with your marriage or what

I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date - Diner

I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date

Do you ever get the feeling there's something going on we don't know about - Diner

Do you ever get the feeling there's something going on...

Have you been playing my records - Diner

Have you been playing my records

Now ask me what's on the flip side Why - Diner

Now ask me what's on the flip side Why

It's funny You know when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother - Diner

It's funny You know when I was a little kid I always...

And you know by the time you've got your master's kid's arrived all's well - Diner

And you know by the time you've got your master's...

You're dealing with an irrational girl That's your problem - Diner

You're dealing with an irrational girl That's your...

Do you want to fight Is that what you want Come on - Diner

Do you want to fight Is that what you want Come on

Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird - Diner

Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird

Do you think I'm doing the right thing getting married - Diner

Do you think I'm doing the right thing getting married

You son of a bitch - Diner

You son of a bitch

Boog when we were dating did you care for me - Diner

Boog when we were dating did you care for me

ELYSE Can I go to the bathroom EDDIE No Okay The Colts signed him - Diner

ELYSE Can I go to the bathroom EDDIE No Okay The Colts...

Yeah the whole thing with girls is painful - Diner

Yeah the whole thing with girls is painful

Smile of the week Definitely the smile of the week - Diner

Smile of the week Definitely the smile of the week

Hey Florence could I have some French fries with gravy please - Diner

Hey Florence could I have some French fries with gravy...

But you know I got plans - Diner

But you know I got plans

I'll tell you one thing that happens when you get married - Diner

I'll tell you one thing that happens when you get...

You're all right You guys have really made my night - Diner

You're all right You guys have really made my night

I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia - Diner

I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of...

MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here and now - Diner

MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here...