Clips with Todd Stockman

Diner Do you ever get the feeling there's something going on we don't know about - Diner 00:06 Do you ever get the feeling there's something going on... Diner You know what word I'm not comfortable with - Diner 00:18 You know what word I'm not comfortable with Diner Do you want to fight Is that what you want Come on - Diner 00:13 Do you want to fight Is that what you want Come on Diner Now ask me what's on the flip side Why - Diner 01:04 Now ask me what's on the flip side Why Diner But you know I got plans - Diner 00:13 But you know I got plans Diner I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia - Diner 00:08 I mean we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of... Diner You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date - Diner 00:28 You wanna bet that she goes for my pecker on our first date Diner That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha - Diner 00:07 That's why you get so irritable You get lumps Ha ha ha Diner Is this show in color or is something wrong with this set - Diner 00:05 Is this show in color or is something wrong with this set Diner Shrev are you happy with your marriage or what - Diner 01:07 Shrev are you happy with your marriage or what Diner You're dealing with an irrational girl That's your problem - Diner 00:05 You're dealing with an irrational girl That's your... Diner What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road - Diner 00:13 What happened I parked the car on a nice lonely road Diner And you know by the time you've got your master's kid's arrived all's well - Diner 00:06 And you know by the time you've got your master's... Diner When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or Mathis - Diner 00:06 When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or... Diner If you want to talk you always got the guys at the diner - Diner 00:07 If you want to talk you always got the guys at the diner Diner It's funny You know when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother - Diner 00:15 It's funny You know when I was a little kid I always... Diner You're all right You guys have really made my night - Diner 00:40 You're all right You guys have really made my night Diner ELYSE Can I go to the bathroom EDDIE No Okay The Colts signed him - Diner 00:06 ELYSE Can I go to the bathroom EDDIE No Okay The Colts... Diner BETH You know Elyse's mother is very upset with Eddie - Diner 00:31 BETH You know Elyse's mother is very upset with Eddie Diner EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's no way no way - Diner 00:16 EDDIE You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra There's... Diner When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or Mathis - Diner 00:20 When you wanna make out who do you make out to Sinatra or... Diner BOOGIE What Bagel Did you lay down a bet with Barnett - Diner 00:25 BOOGIE What Bagel Did you lay down a bet with Barnett Diner You going to law school Yeah - Diner 00:18 You going to law school Yeah Diner No Carol seriously It was an accident I swear to God - Diner 00:10 No Carol seriously It was an accident I swear to God Diner Do you think I'm doing the right thing getting married - Diner 00:16 Do you think I'm doing the right thing getting married Diner You son of a bitch - Diner 00:12 You son of a bitch Diner Boog when we were dating did you care for me - Diner 00:21 Boog when we were dating did you care for me Diner I'll tell you one thing that happens when you get married - Diner 00:30 I'll tell you one thing that happens when you get... Diner MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here and now - Diner 00:09 MODELL It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here... Diner Just to give it a little air - Diner 00:36 Just to give it a little air Diner Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird - Diner 00:05 Is he crazy or am I mistaken He's weird Diner So I said If you like the way she looks take her Heh - Diner 00:11 So I said If you like the way she looks take her Heh Diner That's what you get for going out with 11th graders - Diner 00:11 That's what you get for going out with 11th graders Diner DIANE Why don't you take me home - Diner 00:17 DIANE Why don't you take me home Diner I can't believe that Eddie is getting married - Diner 00:14 I can't believe that Eddie is getting married Diner Fine I'll take the sandwich See what you do Every time - Diner 00:11 Fine I'll take the sandwich See what you do Every time Diner Have you been playing my records - Diner 00:53 Have you been playing my records Diner I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date - Diner 00:19 I'll bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on our next date Diner And if she passes it's two more days till the thing The marriage - Diner 00:15 And if she passes it's two more days till the thing The... Diner Yeah the whole thing with girls is painful - Diner 00:11 Yeah the whole thing with girls is painful Diner Hey Florence could I have some French fries with gravy please - Diner 00:07 Hey Florence could I have some French fries with gravy... Diner Smile of the week Definitely the smile of the week - Diner 00:06 Smile of the week Definitely the smile of the week Diner You really outdid yourself Fenwick That's very mature Fenwick - Diner 00:07 You really outdid yourself Fenwick That's very mature... Diner Did I tell you guys that I've got a date with Carol Heathrow tomorrow night - Diner 00:07 Did I tell you guys that I've got a date with Carol...