Clips with Tom Arnold

Freddy's Dead: The Final... Oh what beautiful adorable children - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare 00:31
Oh what beautiful adorable children
Hero Those guys been in yet - Hero 00:48
Those guys been in yet
Hero That gives you self worth - Hero 00:21
That gives you self worth
Coneheads What's with the head - Coneheads 00:17
What's with the head
Undercover Blues What you did to those guys was on a professional level - Undercover Blues 00:06
What you did to those guys was on a professional level
True Lies Harry You do not have time to tango buddyYou copy - True Lies 00:07
Harry You do not have time to tango buddyYou copy
True Lies Yes Files are unlockedFast Faisil strikes again I'm in I' m down babyI got my hand up her dress and I am going forJust copy the goddamn files OK - True Lies 00:11
Yes Files are unlockedFast Faisil strikes again I'm in...
True Lies Harry seconds count buddy Ditch the bitch - True Lies 00:05
Harry seconds count buddy Ditch the bitch
True Lies All right twinkle toes what's your exit strategyI' m going to walk right out of the front gateBallsy Stupid but ballsy - True Lies 00:09
All right twinkle toes what's your exit strategyI'...
True Lies Watch it Watch itIt' s called ice and it gets a little slick - True Lies 00:06
Watch it Watch itIt' s called ice and it gets a little...
True Lies Kids 10 seconds of joy 30 years of miseryI got married three timesI was never dumb enough to have any - True Lies 00:08
Kids 10 seconds of joy 30 years of miseryI got married three...
True Lies But you're not her parents anymoreHer parents are Axel Rose and MadonnaThe five minutes a day you spend with hercan't compete with that constant bombardment - True Lies 00:11
But you're not her parents anymoreHer parents are Axel...
True Lies I' II bet you think she's still a virginDon't be ridiculous She's onlyShe's 14 She's only 14Her hormones are going like a fire alarm - True Lies 00:09
I' II bet you think she's still a virginDon't...
True Lies Care to tango Yes I wouldAssholes - True Lies 00:12
Care to tango Yes I wouldAssholes
True Lies Dickhead Blow me - True Lies 00:04
Dickhead Blow me
True Lies And make it quick because my horse is getting tiredYour horse - True Lies 00:07
And make it quick because my horse is getting tiredYour...
True Lies Federal officer Get down nowDuck or die - True Lies 00:05
Federal officer Get down nowDuck or die
True Lies Same thing happened to me with wife number twoI had no idea Nothing's going on rightI come home one day the house is completely emptyShe even took the ice cube trays from the freezerWhat kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays - True Lies 00:17
Same thing happened to me with wife number twoI had no idea...
True Lies Hey Harry Listen Helen still loves youShe just wants to bang this guy for a whileIt's nothing seriousStop cheering me up - True Lies 00:12
Hey Harry Listen Helen still loves youShe just wants to bang...
True Lies So your life's in the crapperSo your wife's banging a used car salesmanIt's humiliating but damn it take it like a man - True Lies 00:09
So your life's in the crapperSo your wife's...
True Lies You tell on me I tell on youI' m as clean as a preacher's sheetsI'm as clean as a baby'sWhat about the time you blew a six week operationbecause you were busy getting a blowjobYou knew about thatHuh - True Lies 00:15
You tell on me I tell on youI' m as clean as a...
True Lies She's got her head in his lap all rightYahooMaybe she's sleepy - True Lies 00:08
She's got her head in his lap all rightYahooMaybe...
True Lies You son of a bitchDid you think you could elude us forever CarlosYou got the wrong guy My name's SimonJust let me go There's no need to kill meI haven't seen your face Don't Don'tI didn't see it I didn't see itIt's youHey you still interested in that - True Lies 01:36
You son of a bitchDid you think you could elude us forever...
True Lies If you do not complete your missionthe deal is offI'm gonna go to hell - True Lies 00:11
If you do not complete your missionthe deal is offI'm...
True Lies Harry do you realize it has been 10 yearssince you've been behind the wheel of one of theseIf I break it they can take it out of my pay - True Lies 00:09
Harry do you realize it has been 10 yearssince you've...
The Stupids 'That seems pretty senseless but whatever ' - The Stupids 00:07
'That seems pretty senseless but whatever '
The Stupids Oh I left the trash out overnight - The Stupids 00:15
Oh I left the trash out overnight
The Stupids What in the world - The Stupids 00:04
What in the world
The Stupids I have arms - The Stupids 00:35
I have arms
The Stupids Stanley listen to me closely - The Stupids 00:10
Stanley listen to me closely
The Stupids Did you know you had a hole in your gas tank - The Stupids 00:08
Did you know you had a hole in your gas tank
The Stupids Now that's a well made shoe - The Stupids 00:05
Now that's a well made shoe
The Stupids The car won't start - The Stupids 00:08
The car won't start
The Stupids Wait a minute What am I doing - The Stupids 00:33
Wait a minute What am I doing
The Stupids Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual son - The Stupids 00:17
Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual son
The Stupids Remember throw your gum in the trash - The Stupids 00:13
Remember throw your gum in the trash
The Stupids And as your president - The Stupids 00:19
And as your president
The Stupids I'm stuck I'm caught I'm trapped - The Stupids 00:09
I'm stuck I'm caught I'm trapped
The Stupids Hey Stanley - The Stupids 00:10
Hey Stanley
The Stupids Even though it brought me joy - The Stupids 01:07
Even though it brought me joy
Austin Powers: International... Who does Number Two work forWho does Number Two work forThat's right buddy You show that turd who's boss - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14
Who does Number Two work forWho does Number Two work...
McHale's Navy What a dick - McHale's Navy 00:04
What a dick
McHale's Navy This looks pretty real to me - McHale's Navy 00:04
This looks pretty real to me
McHale's Navy Land of oppression and opportunity - McHale's Navy 00:04
Land of oppression and opportunity
McHale's Navy I'm supposed to tell you about our drink special tonight - McHale's Navy 00:10
I'm supposed to tell you about our drink special...
McHale's Navy You know the navy's rules about fraternization between officers - McHale's Navy 00:08
You know the navy's rules about fraternization between...
Exit Wounds Hey my bike - Exit Wounds 00:04
Hey my bike
Exit Wounds You been with a big woman I have - Exit Wounds 00:05
You been with a big woman I have
Exit Wounds Now you like big women I love big women - Exit Wounds 00:09
Now you like big women I love big women
Cradle 2 the Grave No but I know cop in every language - Cradle 2 the Grave 00:04
No but I know cop in every language
Happy Endings What's going on - Happy Endings 00:43
What's going on
Happy Endings Do you know if it's a boy - Happy Endings 00:23
Do you know if it's a boy
Happy Endings I hear Jude fucked you over - Happy Endings 00:26
I hear Jude fucked you over
Rebound Okay Roy McCormick fan or not you gotta admit the guy is a Cinderella story - Rebound 00:32
Okay Roy McCormick fan or not you gotta admit the guy is a...
Kill Speed Shit - Kill Speed 00:03
Shit