Tommy Jordan quotes in movies

Clips with Tommy Jordan

Kingpin I hope you don't mind - Kingpin 00:48 I hope you don't mind Kingpin What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap - Kingpin 00:21 What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap Kingpin Where'd I get  Munson  from - Kingpin 00:36 Where'd I get Munson from Kingpin You really should try to quit - Kingpin 00:22 You really should try to quit Kingpin You want to bowl for some big money - Kingpin 00:24 You want to bowl for some big money Kingpin WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO - Kingpin 00:12 WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO Kingpin You two are dictionary salesmen - Kingpin 00:09 You two are dictionary salesmen Kingpin What happened in there - Kingpin 00:54 What happened in there Kingpin It all comes down to this roll - Kingpin 00:46 It all comes down to this roll Kingpin Can you get sick drinkin' piss - Kingpin 00:16 Can you get sick drinkin' piss Kingpin How many children do you have - Kingpin 00:26 How many children do you have Kingpin You have a monkey - Kingpin 00:10 You have a monkey Kingpin Thomas can raise a barn - Kingpin 00:25 Thomas can raise a barn Kingpin Run for your lives - Kingpin 00:07 Run for your lives Kingpin Tanqueray and Tab - Kingpin 00:17 Tanqueray and Tab Kingpin You been drinking - Kingpin 00:20 You been drinking Kingpin I know what you're thinking - Kingpin 00:19 I know what you're thinking Kingpin That's for Quakers - Kingpin 00:13 That's for Quakers Kingpin Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert - Kingpin 00:07 Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert Kingpin I don't know who the heck you think you are - Kingpin 00:15 I don't know who the heck you think you are Kingpin Probably a year for every topping on the table - Kingpin 00:45 Probably a year for every topping on the table Kingpin What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room - Kingpin 00:23 What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the... Kingpin I think I tore my sac - Kingpin 00:23 I think I tore my sac Kingpin Are you still drinking - Kingpin 00:21 Are you still drinking Kingpin You're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across - Kingpin 00:48 You're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across Kingpin You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin 00:06 You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels Kingpin Ya' need two hairdos to wear - Kingpin 00:05 Ya' need two hairdos to wear Kingpin Ishmael always was a strange boy - Kingpin 00:11 Ishmael always was a strange boy Kingpin He said handSOME - Kingpin 00:05 He said handSOME Kingpin I don't drink coffee - Kingpin 00:24 I don't drink coffee Kingpin I didn't want to be the one to tell him - Kingpin 00:15 I didn't want to be the one to tell him Kingpin Bye Brother Munson - Kingpin 00:08 Bye Brother Munson Kingpin Bowling for money - Kingpin 00:19 Bowling for money Kingpin It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy - Kingpin 00:18 It's a small world when you've got unbelievable... Kingpin Run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line - Kingpin 00:21 Run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line Kingpin Sometimes when I wake up in the morning - Kingpin 00:11 Sometimes when I wake up in the morning Kingpin This feels weird - Kingpin 00:18 This feels weird Kingpin You freaky piece of shit - Kingpin 00:08 You freaky piece of shit Kingpin Ishmael likes me - Kingpin 00:15 Ishmael likes me Kingpin The name's not boy - Kingpin 00:28 The name's not boy Kingpin There's no way I can bet - Kingpin 00:31 There's no way I can bet Kingpin The world can really kick your ass - Kingpin 00:15 The world can really kick your ass Kingpin Can you believe this - Kingpin 00:27 Can you believe this Kingpin That coffee wasn't even hot - Kingpin 00:12 That coffee wasn't even hot Kingpin She checked out - Kingpin 00:12 She checked out Kingpin You got time for a game before supper - Kingpin 01:01 You got time for a game before supper Kingpin Double or nothing I can pick up that spare - Kingpin 00:16 Double or nothing I can pick up that spare Kingpin What do you think about new beginnings - Kingpin 00:10 What do you think about new beginnings Kingpin Give us a chance to win our money back - Kingpin 01:09 Give us a chance to win our money back Kingpin Morning I hope you don't mind - Kingpin 00:31 Morning I hope you don't mind Kingpin What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap - Kingpin 00:18 What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap Kingpin Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey - Kingpin 00:20 Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey Kingpin You really should try to quit Mr Munson - Kingpin 00:20 You really should try to quit Mr Munson Kingpin Or if you get in a pinch - Kingpin 00:05 Or if you get in a pinch Kingpin Hey Captain Hook wait up - Kingpin 00:05 Hey Captain Hook wait up Kingpin Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming - Kingpin 00:06 Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming Kingpin Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait - Kingpin 00:34 Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait Kingpin It all comes down to this roll - Kingpin 00:34 It all comes down to this roll Kingpin How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah - Kingpin 00:18 How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah Kingpin Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10 split - Kingpin 00:23 Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10... Kingpin Roy can you get sick drinking piss - Kingpin 00:13 Roy can you get sick drinking piss Kingpin So you two are dictionary salesmen - Kingpin 00:09 So you two are dictionary salesmen Kingpin Mr Munson you all right - Kingpin 00:35 Mr Munson you all right Kingpin Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey - Kingpin 00:07 Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey Kingpin Tanqueray and Tab - Kingpin 00:12 Tanqueray and Tab Kingpin Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear - Kingpin 00:05 Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear Kingpin I know what you're thinking all right So just let me explain here - Kingpin 00:14 I know what you're thinking all right So just let me... Kingpin Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert - Kingpin 00:06 Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert Kingpin I don't know who the heck you think you are - Kingpin 00:11 I don't know who the heck you think you are