Tommy Jordan quotes in movies

Clips with Tommy Jordan

Kingpin I hope you don't mind - Kingpin 00:48
I hope you don't mind
Kingpin You been drinking - Kingpin 00:20
You been drinking
Kingpin It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy - Kingpin 00:18
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable...
Kingpin Hey Pa you got time for a game before supper - Kingpin 00:33
Hey Pa you got time for a game before supper
Kingpin Can you believe this - Kingpin 00:24
Can you believe this
Kingpin It all comes down to this roll - Kingpin 00:34
It all comes down to this roll
Kingpin Tanqueray and Tab - Kingpin 00:12
Tanqueray and Tab
Kingpin You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin 00:05
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
Kingpin You see bowling for money it's my only vice - Kingpin 00:17
You see bowling for money it's my only vice
Kingpin Give us a chance to win our money back - Kingpin 00:36
Give us a chance to win our money back
Kingpin Double or nothing I can pick up that spare - Kingpin 00:10
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare
Kingpin Come on boy Bowl - Kingpin 00:21
Come on boy Bowl
Kingpin This feels weird Are you sure this is legal - Kingpin 00:09
This feels weird Are you sure this is legal
Kingpin Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music - Kingpin 00:06
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music
Kingpin Father please do something Oh yeah - Kingpin 00:16
Father please do something Oh yeah
Kingpin Hey Herb how's life - Kingpin 00:14
Hey Herb how's life
Kingpin Roy can you get sick drinking piss - Kingpin 00:13
Roy can you get sick drinking piss
Kingpin Hey Captain Hook wait up - Kingpin 00:05
Hey Captain Hook wait up
Kingpin What about a gross of fluorescent condoms - Kingpin 00:22
What about a gross of fluorescent condoms
Kingpin Why would a bowler need a manager - Kingpin 00:36
Why would a bowler need a manager
Kingpin I got to crap I need something to read Here use this shampoo - Kingpin 00:17
I got to crap I need something to read Here use this shampoo
Kingpin Stop it you It wasn't that bad - Kingpin 00:28
Stop it you It wasn't that bad
Kingpin What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap - Kingpin 00:18
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap
Kingpin How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah - Kingpin 00:18
How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah
Kingpin Sorry Pa I was out in the cornfield and the stalks were broken - Kingpin 00:09
Sorry Pa I was out in the cornfield and the stalks were...
Kingpin Brother Thomas you know what it says in the Bible - Kingpin 00:20
Brother Thomas you know what it says in the Bible
Kingpin Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10 split - Kingpin 00:23
Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10...
Kingpin You really should try to quit Mr Munson - Kingpin 00:20
You really should try to quit Mr Munson
Kingpin I don't drink coffee - Kingpin 00:21
I don't drink coffee
Kingpin Mr Munson you all right - Kingpin 00:35
Mr Munson you all right
Kingpin Ten frames - Kingpin 00:06
Ten frames
Kingpin Don't you think - Kingpin 00:06
Don't you think
Kingpin No way There's no way I can bet - Kingpin 00:24
No way There's no way I can bet
Kingpin So you two are dictionary salesmen - Kingpin 00:09
So you two are dictionary salesmen
Kingpin Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey - Kingpin 00:20
Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey
Kingpin I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those narrow hips - Kingpin 00:08
I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those...
Kingpin Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait - Kingpin 00:34
Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait
Kingpin Ishmael always was a strange boy but he means well and we love him - Kingpin 00:06
Ishmael always was a strange boy but he means well and we...
Kingpin Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey - Kingpin 00:07
Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey
Kingpin She said handsome not handless - Kingpin 00:05
She said handsome not handless
Kingpin So how about it - Kingpin 01:30
So how about it
Kingpin Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position - Kingpin 00:36
Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary...
Kingpin Hi Mr Skidmark - Kingpin 00:08
Hi Mr Skidmark
Kingpin Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert - Kingpin 00:06
Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert
Kingpin Ishmael likes me - Kingpin 00:10
Ishmael likes me
Kingpin Take that you freaky piece of shit - Kingpin 00:08
Take that you freaky piece of shit
Kingpin Just be quiet Okay - Kingpin 00:18
Just be quiet Okay
Kingpin Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming - Kingpin 00:06
Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming
Kingpin I know what you're thinking all right So just let me explain here - Kingpin 00:14
I know what you're thinking all right So just let me...
Kingpin Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear - Kingpin 00:05
Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear
Kingpin I've done a lot of creepy things in my life - Kingpin 00:14
I've done a lot of creepy things in my life
Kingpin Got word he died about 10 years ago - Kingpin 00:14
Got word he died about 10 years ago
Kingpin What do you think about new beginnings - Kingpin 00:09
What do you think about new beginnings
Kingpin I mean the world can kick your ass - Kingpin 00:10
I mean the world can kick your ass
Kingpin I'll say Probably a year for every topping on the table - Kingpin 00:35
I'll say Probably a year for every topping on the table
Kingpin Oh my God Claudia - Kingpin 00:12
Oh my God Claudia
Kingpin You two know each other - Kingpin 00:13
You two know each other
Kingpin I don't know who the heck you think you are - Kingpin 00:11
I don't know who the heck you think you are
Kingpin She checked out already She left with a couple of guys - Kingpin 00:12
She checked out already She left with a couple of guys
Kingpin Sometimes when I wake up in the morning - Kingpin 00:06
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning
Kingpin Jonathan run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line - Kingpin 00:17
Jonathan run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line
Kingpin So Roy let me ask you - Kingpin 00:36
So Roy let me ask you
Kingpin So Roy let me ask you - Kingpin 00:36
So Roy let me ask you
Kingpin Have you been drinking again - Kingpin 00:14
Have you been drinking again
Kingpin How about one more title sweetness - Kingpin 00:15
How about one more title sweetness
Kingpin That was baloney It wasn't them you were saving It was me - Kingpin 00:07
That was baloney It wasn't them you were saving It was...
Kingpin Bye Brother Munson Bye whore - Kingpin 00:06
Bye Brother Munson Bye whore