Clips with Val Kilmer

Page of 6Next
Top Secret! Who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground - Top Secret! 01:14
Who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of...
Top Secret! I've been practicing - Top Secret! 00:25
I've been practicing
Top Secret! This is Chevalier - Top Secret! 00:25
This is Chevalier
Top Secret! I had the secret police break into my house - Top Secret! 00:32
I had the secret police break into my house
Top Secret! Anything's fine - Top Secret! 00:39
Anything's fine
Top Secret! My uncle was born in America - Top Secret! 00:12
My uncle was born in America
Top Secret! What does that mean - Top Secret! 00:23
What does that mean
Top Secret! Are you in some kind of trouble with the police - Top Secret! 00:27
Are you in some kind of trouble with the police
Top Secret! We've got to get out of here - Top Secret! 00:06
We've got to get out of here
Top Secret! They'd have enough salt to last forever - Top Secret! 00:26
They'd have enough salt to last forever
Top Secret! Then one night the secret police broke into my house - Top Secret! 00:13
Then one night the secret police broke into my house
Top Secret! Are you lonesome tonight - Top Secret! 01:05
Are you lonesome tonight
Top Secret! Is he all right He caught a cold the other day - Top Secret! 00:16
Is he all right He caught a cold the other day
Top Secret! Is this the potato farm - Top Secret! 00:09
Is this the potato farm
Top Secret! Do you mind if I have a swig of this - Top Secret! 00:09
Do you mind if I have a swig of this
Top Secret! That's what I thought - Top Secret! 00:15
That's what I thought
Top Secret! Seems as long as I know my way around that prison - Top Secret! 00:06
Seems as long as I know my way around that prison
Top Secret! The American rock 'n' roll star - Top Secret! 00:20
The American rock 'n' roll star
Top Secret! Where are they taking him - Top Secret! 00:05
Where are they taking him
Top Secret! But how ironic Another day and I would have completed my tunnel - Top Secret! 00:16
But how ironic Another day and I would have completed my...
Top Secret! Where's the truck - Top Secret! 00:35
Where's the truck
Real Genius Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system - Real Genius 02:37
Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system
Real Genius You are Chris Knight - Real Genius 00:12
You are Chris Knight
Real Genius Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself - Real Genius 00:14
Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself
Real Genius It's a penis stretcher - Real Genius 00:23
It's a penis stretcher
Real Genius I used to be you - Real Genius 00:16
I used to be you
Real Genius Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem - Real Genius 00:12
Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design...
Real Genius Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People on Ice - Real Genius 00:12
Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People on Ice
Real Genius Moles and trolls - Real Genius 00:30
Moles and trolls
Real Genius This is what happens to water when it gets too cold - Real Genius 00:15
This is what happens to water when it gets too cold
Real Genius That is so unfair - Real Genius 00:13
That is so unfair
Real Genius And I suppose you're in on this too - Real Genius 00:20
And I suppose you're in on this too
Real Genius You're all a bunch of degenerates - Real Genius 00:12
You're all a bunch of degenerates
Real Genius Now if we can just keep it from exploding - Real Genius 00:23
Now if we can just keep it from exploding
Real Genius Something strange happened to me this morning - Real Genius 00:20
Something strange happened to me this morning
Real Genius Did you know there's a guy living in our closet - Real Genius 00:38
Did you know there's a guy living in our closet
Real Genius You wanted to see me - Real Genius 00:12
You wanted to see me
Real Genius Only when chased - Real Genius 00:08
Only when chased
Real Genius What's that smell - Real Genius 00:21
What's that smell
Real Genius I'll gain weight - Real Genius 00:09
I'll gain weight
Real Genius I got a haircut - Real Genius 00:13
I got a haircut
Real Genius I didn't notice - Real Genius 00:11
I didn't notice
Real Genius If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave - Real Genius 00:26
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be...
Real Genius What do you think - Real Genius 00:25
What do you think
Real Genius I'm gonna make it up to you - Real Genius 00:32
I'm gonna make it up to you
Real Genius Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts - Real Genius 00:15
Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very...
Real Genius Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it in Kent's room - Real Genius 00:25
Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it...
Real Genius What should I do - Real Genius 00:14
What should I do
Real Genius Kent puts his name on his license plate - Real Genius 00:15
Kent puts his name on his license plate
Real Genius That's your car - Real Genius 00:35
That's your car
Real Genius Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life - Real Genius 00:14
Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life
Real Genius If there's anything I can do for you or - Real Genius 00:18
If there's anything I can do for you or
Real Genius Interesting way to begin a conversation - Real Genius 00:12
Interesting way to begin a conversation
Real Genius You unbelievable bastard - Real Genius 00:10
You unbelievable bastard
Real Genius What are you doing - Real Genius 00:23
What are you doing
Real Genius I'll catch up with you guys - Real Genius 00:10
I'll catch up with you guys
Real Genius Do you mind if I name my first child after you - Real Genius 00:08
Do you mind if I name my first child after you
Real Genius Then I'm happy and sad for you - Real Genius 00:18
Then I'm happy and sad for you
Real Genius Hey how's it going - Real Genius 00:45
Hey how's it going
Real Genius Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in - Real Genius 00:49
Considering the type of people you are and the environment...
Real Genius It's easy to lie to you - Real Genius 00:19
It's easy to lie to you
Real Genius How do these look - Real Genius 00:09
How do these look
Real Genius What if these don't fool anybody - Real Genius 00:08
What if these don't fool anybody
Real Genius Are you out of your mind - Real Genius 01:12
Are you out of your mind
Real Genius Why is that toy on your head - Real Genius 00:21
Why is that toy on your head
Real Genius Particularly your slippers - Real Genius 00:13
Particularly your slippers
The Murders in the Rue Morgue And you thought about him - The Murders in the Rue Morgue 00:13
And you thought about him
Top Gun The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' roomOh Jesus Oh you kill me You really doNo no no no There's two 0's in goose boys - Top Gun 00:18
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies'...
Top Gun Hey hey sliderThought you wanted to be a pilot man What happenedGoose you're such a dickheadWhose butt did you kiss to get in hereWell the list is long but distinguishedYeah well so is myjohnsonSo you're flying with iceman It's Mr Iceman to youHey mother - Top Gun 01:12
Hey hey sliderThought you wanted to be a pilot man What...
Top Gun Excuse me lieutenantIs there something wrongYes ma'am the data on the mig is inaccurateHow's that lieutenantWell I just happened to see a mig 28 doWe weSorry gooseWe happened to see a mig 28 do a four g negative diveWhere did you see thisThat's - Top Gun 01:53
Excuse me lieutenantIs there something wrongYes ma'am...