Val Kilmer quotes in movies

Tombstone

00:11

I'm your huckleberry Tombstone

02:05

'cause law don't go around here Tombstone

00:28

You oughta be in bed Tombstone

00:31

Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore Tombstone

00:14

Down by the creek Tombstone

00:36

What is that now Tombstone

00:21

You're no daisy Tombstone

00:21

Why Johnny Ringo Tombstone

01:15

What did you ever want Tombstone

00:31

Play for Blood Tombstone

00:53

What makes a man like Ringo Tombstone

00:33

It's the drunk piano player Tombstone

00:15

I have not yet begun to defile myself Tombstone

00:47

How many cards do you want Tombstone

00:10

If you get lucky Tombstone

00:36

Is that Old Dog Trey Tombstone

00:12

I forgot you were there Tombstone

00:19

You son of a bitch Tombstone

00:19

Make no mistake Tombstone

00:14

Forgive me if I don't shake hands Tombstone

00:27

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds Tombstone

00:12

Have you met Doc Holliday Tombstone

00:16

You are a good woman Tombstone

00:11

I stand corrected Tombstone

00:13

You're not wearing a bustle Tombstone

01:06

An enchanted moment Tombstone

00:15

How we feelin' today Tombstone

00:17

Why Johnny Tyler Tombstone

00:11

Very cosmopolitan Tombstone

00:13

My hypocrisy goes only so far Tombstone

00:27

It's not your problem Tombstone

00:29

You must be Ringo Tombstone

00:16

And so she walked out of our lives forever Tombstone

00:28

If they were my brothers Tombstone

00:20

Maybe poker's just not your game Tombstone

01:05

How are you feeling Doc Tombstone

00:28

You're the only person I can afford to loose to any more Tombstone

00:36

Yeah I heard you the first time Tombstone

00:04

I'm your huckleberry Tombstone

00:21

Fight's not with you Holliday Tombstone

00:27

What is that now Tombstone

00:14

I abhor ugliness Does this mean we're not friends any more Tombstone

00:12

You're no daisy You're no daisy at all Tombstone

00:09

Why Johnny Ringo Tombstone

00:16

Doc You ought to be in bed What the hell you doin' this for... Tombstone

00:33

Wyatt if you ever were my friend Tombstone

00:06

Nonsense I've not yet begun to defile myself Tombstone

00:34

What makes a man like Ringo Doc Tombstone

00:15

It's the drunk piano player Tombstone

00:05

How are you feeling Doc Better Tombstone

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I'll be damned Tombstone

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I got you now you son of a bitch Tombstone

00:31

All right how many cards you want Tombstone

00:34

Is that Old Dog Tray That sounds like Old Dog Tray to me Tombstone

00:11

No Make no mistake Tombstone

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Forgive me if I don't shake hands Tombstone

00:10

Where is he Tombstone

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Oh Johnny I apologise I forgot you were there Tombstone

00:34

I didn't think ya had it in you Tombstone

00:12

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds Tombstone

00:24

Yes it's true you are a good woman Tombstone

00:07

Nobody move Tombstone

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Sheriff have you met Doc Holliday Tombstone

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I stand corrected Wyatt You're an oak Tombstone

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I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear Tombstone

00:11

Why Johnny Tyler Tombstone

00:08

Kate You're not wearing a bustle Tombstone

00:05

All right lunger Let's do it Tombstone

00:35

Sheriff what kinda town is this Tombstone

00:04

My hypocrisy goes only so far Tombstone

00:10

How we feelin' today Doc Tombstone

00:04

Very cosmopolitan Tombstone

00:11

It's not your problem Doc You don't have to mix up in this Tombstone

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And so she walked out of our lives forever Tombstone

00:17

You must be Ringo Tombstone

00:08

I'm a good woman to you Doc Tombstone

00:35

My pleasure Lotta law around here Tombstone

00:37

How are you feeling Doc Better Tombstone

00:11

Sheriff may I present a pair of fellow sophisticates Tombstone

00:15

Well if they were my brothers I'd want revenge too Tombstone

00:10

Maybe poker's just not your game Ike Tombstone

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You're the only person I can afford to lose to any more The Prince of Egypt

00:49

Pharaoh has the power The Prince of Egypt

00:38

The Hebrews grew too numerous The Prince of Egypt

03:21

You are our brother The Prince of Egypt

00:29

I figured it out The Prince of Egypt

00:23

Father will kill me The Prince of Egypt

01:12

Is this where you found me The Prince of Egypt

00:52

It could have been worse The Prince of Egypt

01:26

Didn't mean to cause you more pain The Prince of Egypt

00:12

You bring this on yourself The Prince of Egypt

00:19

You've always looked up to me The Prince of Egypt

00:56

I won't be given to anyone The Prince of Egypt

02:10

What's this really about The Prince of Egypt

00:47

But things cannot be as they were The Prince of Egypt

04:38

Let your people go The Prince of Egypt

00:37

Let my people go The Prince of Egypt

00:32

How would you like your face carved on a wall The Prince of Egypt

00:39

We offer you this delicate desert flower The Prince of Egypt

01:20

Let us give thanks for this bountiful food The Prince of Egypt

00:16

You don't think we'll get in trouble for this The Prince of Egypt

01:00

I shall pass through the land of Egypt The Prince of Egypt

00:11

Leave that man alone The Prince of Egypt

00:36

Yes Aaron it's true Pharaoh has the power The Prince of Egypt

00:33

The Hebrews grew too numerous The Prince of Egypt

00:33

Rameses The Prince of Egypt

00:18

I'm done for The Prince of Egypt

00:36

Is this where you found me The Prince of Egypt

00:08

Come on Moses Admit it You've always looked up to me The Prince of Egypt

00:25

Well that went well Just go away The Prince of Egypt

00:36

So Moses The Prince of Egypt

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Rameses you bring this upon yourself The Prince of Egypt

00:33

Rameses The Prince of Egypt

00:06

Second born second place Not for long The Prince of Egypt

00:28

God has come to me again saying The Prince of Egypt

00:20

Guards The Prince of Egypt

00:26

We offer you this delicate desert flower The Prince of Egypt

00:06

You don't think we'll get in trouble for this do you The Prince of Egypt

00:10

Stop it The Prince of Egypt

00:22

Hey Rameses how'd you like your face carved on a wall... Top Secret!

01:03

They'd have enough salt to last forever Top Secret!

01:14

Who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of... Top Secret!

00:25

I've been practicing Top Secret!

00:33

My uncle was born in America Top Secret!

00:25

This is Chevalier Top Secret!

00:41

What does that mean Top Secret!

00:19

Where are they taking him Top Secret!

00:23

That's what I thought Top Secret!

00:15

Is this the potato farm Top Secret!

00:20

Do you mind if I have a swig of this Top Secret!

00:26

We've got to get out of here Top Secret!

01:14

Are you in some kind of trouble with the police Top Secret!

00:39

Anything's fine Top Secret!

00:42

The American rock 'n' roll star Top Secret!

00:21

Seems as long as I know my way around that prison Top Secret!

00:18

Where's the truck Top Secret!

00:32

I had the secret police break into my house The Doors

01:46

To tell you the truth The Doors

00:22

Adolf Hitler is alive and well and living in Miami The Doors

00:58

I am the Lizard King The Doors

00:49

You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves The Doors

00:13

Where's your will to be weird The Doors

00:38

Although I live in the subconscious The Doors

00:49

Hatred is a very underestimated emotion The Doors

00:16

This is the strangest life I've ever known The Doors

00:22

I love it when you sing to me The Doors

00:11

Let's get some tacos The Doors

00:15

Pamela Morrison The Doors

01:00

What are your songs about The Doors

01:13

You actually put your dick in this woman The Doors

00:45

You killed my duck The Doors

00:13

We're gonna fuck death away The Doors

00:26

I'm afraid of my father The Doors

02:08

Close your eyes The Doors

01:21

I go out on a stage and I howl for people The Doors

00:58

I just want to sing the blues The Doors

01:04

Death does not part The Doors

01:05

The killer awoke before dawn The Doors

00:58

I kinda always preferred to be hated The Doors

00:48

You're pushing death The Doors

01:06

Not a rock star The Doors

00:11

Come dance with me The Doors

00:32

It's not so complicated The Doors

00:15

I think I'm having a nervous breakdown The Doors

00:04

Some of my worst mistakes have been haircuts The Doors

00:35

What do your parents think about what you're doing The Doors

00:04

Where's your will to be weird The Doors

00:09

Adolf Hitler is alive and well and living in Miami The Doors

00:31

I am the Lizard King The Doors

00:05

This is the strangest life I've ever known The Doors

00:09

Hey what's a rock and roll band for The Doors

00:22

You're all a bunch of fucking slaves The Doors

00:35

Hatreds a very underestimated emotion The Doors

00:16

I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses The Doors

00:12

Nietzsche said The Doors

00:09

I love it when you sing to me The Doors

00:04

Come on Let's get some tacos The Doors

00:37

Close your eyes The Doors

00:23

Name occupation The Doors

00:27

You killed my duck The Doors

00:28

Close your eyes The Doors

00:32

You actually put your dick in this woman The Doors

00:36

I go out on stage and howl for people The Doors

00:30

Wrong I just wanna sing the blues man The Doors

00:05

I'm sorry baby We're gonna fuck death away The Doors

00:04

I think I'm having a nervous breakdown The Doors

00:10

I'm afraid of my father The Doors

00:37

The killer awoke before dawn The Doors

00:34

Look I The Doors

00:20

I'm lying I am afraid The Doors

00:28

Let's just say that I was testing the bounds of reality The Doors

00:35

Your mama The Doors

00:33

Are you in pain Let me introduce you to my friend pain The Doors

00:21

I'll give you a place to hide From you you pig The Doors

00:21

Teenage death girls want my dick not my words Top Gun

00:16

You can be my wingman any time Top Gun

02:04

Where exactly were you Top Gun

00:43

You two really are cowboys Top Gun

00:47

It's not your flying Top Gun

00:19

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room Top Gun

00:35

Just a walk in the park Top Gun

00:13

I'm sorry about Goose Top Gun

00:23

Mav's in trouble Top Gun

00:19

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room Top Gun

00:28

The score is tied Top Gun

00:13

You can be my wingman anytime Top Gun

00:22

You guys really are cowboys What's your problem Kazansky Top Gun

00:24

Maverick It's not your flying it's your attitude Top Gun

00:08

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room Top Gun

00:05

But you can be my wingman anytime Top Gun

00:22

Mitchell Top Gun

00:08

Mayday mayday Mav's in trouble He's in a flat spin heading... Top Gun

00:17

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room Willow

01:08

What are you doing Willow

00:52

Did I really say those things Willow

00:29

I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone Willow

00:45

What the hell happened up there Willow

00:35

We need your help Willow

00:16

I'd like to break it Willow

00:11

Don't call me a peck Willow

00:15

And you're very strong Willow

00:47

Then we go that way Willow

00:18

You're troll dung Willow

00:31

Smells like a battle Willow

00:10

Stop saying that Willow

00:25

Don't interrupt Willow

00:30

Any milk in there Willow

00:21

Ever drive that fast with an infant Willow

00:57

Let me out of here Willow

01:01

Why did I listen to you Willow

00:25

Take these two lizards out and drown them Willow

00:14

Let's get Elora Dannan out of here Willow

01:36

What are you doing here Willow

00:20

It smells terrible Willow

00:29

I guess I am gonna die here Willow

00:24

What did you do Willow

00:40

We found one of your babies in our village Willow

00:30

She is kinda cute Willow

00:18

Take your hand off that Willow

00:38

What'd you do this time Willow

00:50

Just let me out of here Willow

00:19

Go get me some eggs or something Willow

00:16

You are crawling with Brownies Deja Vu

00:16

That's one theory Deja Vu

03:12

Since this is such a tremendous waste of taxpayer money Deja Vu

00:17

This is the actual past Deja Vu

01:10

It's a brand new program Deja Vu

00:15

We've got some unique time constraints Deja Vu

00:31

Would've been a lot faster if you'd written it yourself Real Genius

00:24

What are you doing Real Genius

00:56

Something strange happened to me this morning Real Genius

00:44

If there's anything I can do for you or Real Genius

00:19

I'll gain weight Real Genius

00:31

This is what happens to water when it gets too cold Real Genius

00:29

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life Real Genius

00:32

You're all a bunch of degenerates Real Genius

00:20

What should I do Real Genius

00:20

Why is that toy on your head Real Genius

01:21

Did you know there's a guy living in our closet Real Genius

00:13

Then I'm happy and sad for you Real Genius

00:24

Do you mind if I name my first child after you Real Genius

00:35

I got a haircut Real Genius

00:25

What do you think Real Genius

00:31

I used to be you Real Genius

00:46

Considering the type of people you are and the environment... Real Genius

00:19

I didn't notice Real Genius

00:50

That's your car Real Genius

00:48

And I suppose you're in on this too Real Genius

00:25

Particularly your slippers Real Genius

01:07

Moles and trolls Real Genius

00:21

Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very... Real Genius

00:31

What's that smell Real Genius

00:41

I'm gonna make it up to you Real Genius

02:37

Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system Real Genius

00:52

Hey how's it going Real Genius

00:54

It's a penis stretcher Real Genius

00:22

That is so unfair Real Genius

00:59

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be... Real Genius

00:17

You are Chris Knight Real Genius

00:23

Now if we can just keep it from exploding Real Genius

00:10

Only when chased Real Genius

00:33

Kent puts his name on his license plate Real Genius

00:31

Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it in... Real Genius

00:30

I'll catch up with you guys Real Genius

00:12

You unbelievable bastard Real Genius

00:20

Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design... Real Genius

00:21

Interesting way to begin a conversation Real Genius

00:15

It's easy to lie to you Real Genius

00:17

Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People on Ice Real Genius

00:21

How do these look Real Genius

00:31

Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself Real Genius

01:42

Are you out of your mind Real Genius

00:14

What if these don't fool anybody Real Genius

00:19

It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy Real Genius

00:15

You wanted to see me The Missing

00:22

I don't know what they were thinking The Missing

00:06

Don't know what they were thinking Spartan

00:14

What about the desert Spartan

00:20

I tried to help Spartan

00:19

You need to set your motherfucker to receive Spartan

00:47

Did my father send you Spartan

00:28

My name's Curtis Spartan

00:26

You got all the slack in the world until I leave this room Spartan

00:10

Time to go home Spartan

01:20

They sending you in Spartan

01:12

I ain't a planner Spartan

00:23

I always knew you Marines were a weepy buncha motherfuckers Spartan

00:18

I think you broke my arm Spartan

00:38

Nobody there cares about me Spartan

00:19

We got the girl back Spartan

00:33

I don't wanna go home Spartan

00:06

Then you are truly blessed Spartan

01:25

You were up for a week Spartan

01:25

You saw the sign Spartan

00:58

What about if we had to go off the meter Spartan

01:07

What do you think I am Spartan

01:10

There are some people in this house Spartan

00:15

Want some more dope Spartan

00:11

For coming for me Spartan

01:09

She was abducted Spartan

00:59

There was a king Spartan

00:14

That's Cassiopeia Spartan

00:25

You heard of the private sector Spartan

01:26

I'm Secret Service Spartan

01:26

I'm with Secret Service Spartan

01:25

Step away from the door Spartan

00:28

'Cause a lot of guys come in here looking for someone else's... Spartan

00:21

How you fake the DNA Spartan

00:29

Got it off an East German fella Spartan

00:12

Did you burn me Spartan

00:27

You wanted to go through the looking glass Spartan

00:09

Ln the city always a reflection ln the woods always a sound Spartan

00:04

You got to set your motherfucker to receive Spartan

00:15

What they got you teaching sergeant Edged weapons sir Knife... Spartan

00:18

L fucked up Spartan

00:20

Nice knife Spartan

00:32

Did my father send you Spartan

00:08

Thank you sir My name's Curtis Do l need to know Spartan

00:24

Yeah how'd you get like that Spartan

00:10

Did you burn me Can't say l did Spartan

00:27

They sending you in We'll leave that to our betters Spartan

00:08

You wanted to go through the looking glass Spartan

00:08

Honey you got all the slack in the world until l leave this... Spartan

00:19

We She dyed her hair Spartan

00:10

We brought the girl back Spartan

00:04

We thank God Time to go home Spartan

00:10

Yeah l always knew you Marines were a weepy bunch of... Spartan

00:08

L think you broke my arm Spartan

00:17

Fuck it l don't wanna go home Spartan

00:05

L'm gonna make you rich fat and happy for the rest of your... Spartan

00:17

L don't wanna go home Spartan

00:36

Lt's okay l'm with Secret Service Spartan

00:09

L saw the sign Spartan

00:30

L saw the sign Spartan

00:26

What about if we had to go off the meter Spartan

00:20

There are some people in this house Avi Spartan

00:12

Ain't nobody here but two people in green Spartan

00:05

You want some more dope Want a Dr Pepper Spartan

00:13

Thank you Spartan

00:35

There was a king Spartan

00:06

Lt's all in the mind sergeant That's where the battle's won Spartan

00:07

L know they lied How do you fake the DNA Spartan

00:05

You'll leave your life or you'll leave the information in... Spartan

00:08

How did you know that was north Spartan

00:07

You heard of the private sector That's where you found me Spartan

00:09

You sure you're looking for your niece Batman Forever

00:16

I can't promise I won't kill Harvey Batman Forever

00:35

Commissioner Batman Forever

00:23

He'll slaughter them without a thought Agreed Batman Forever

00:06

I guess Batman Forever

00:26

What do you suggest By sea Batman Forever

00:35

What do you suggest By sea The Saint

00:30

Do you know what the worst part about being you is The Saint

00:42

You are my personal saint The Saint

00:48

My name is Buro Houtenfaust The Saint

00:45

Allow me to introduce myself The Saint

01:02

Don't look down The Saint

00:25

My name is Thomas Moore The Saint

00:16

Least of all me The Saint

00:31

But there are many guards The Saint

00:34

What is your name The Saint

00:34

You're not Martin The Saint

00:35

By the laying of hands The Saint

00:19

I I'm overwhelmed The Saint

00:40

I want my cards back True Romance

00:30

You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp True Romance

02:38

Can you live with it True Romance

01:23

How you really think I'm doing with Lee True Romance

00:13

You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp True Romance

00:06

I gotta hand it to you Clarence True Romance

00:36

Well can you live with it What Alexander

00:19

Shut your foul mouth Kill the Irishman

00:43

Every town's got a Theatrical Kill the Irishman

00:57

Don't rock the boat MacGruber

01:01

You punch like a little girl MacGruber

01:57

I can't wait to kill you MacGruber

00:16

You punch like a little girl MacGruber

00:04

Well fuck 'em MacGruber

00:36

I can't wait to kill you Song to Song

00:07

I got some uranium Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call...

00:21

What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table Felon

00:08

When your life is defined by a single action Felon

00:08

Usually I'm quoting someone else's words Felon

00:17

What a piece of work's man Felon

00:24

Prison is not about street gangs Felon

00:17

You jerk off face the wall Felon

00:08

Perception is reality Felon

00:07

You gotta stop living in the past John Wonderland

00:05

Is anyone coming to get you He left me Wonderland

00:11

You need to get out You need to leave Wonderland

00:09

Okay I'm gonna tell you a story a story called Wonderland Wonderland

00:05

Shall we Where do you want to go Wonderland

00:04

I think we should just be friends Wonderland

00:28

So then they went up to Wonderland They made me go there Wonderland

00:20

Were you present when the murders happened Wonderland

00:21

John Holmes this is my business partner David Lind Wonderland

00:09

Five people are dead Sharon Wonderland

00:10

What the fuck are we going to do with a microwave Wonderland

00:05

I'm going to kill every person in that book starting with... Wonderland

00:08

And those people at Wonderland They'll never laugh at me... Wonderland

00:22

Eddie I'm not lying Masked and Anonymous

00:20

I abhor looking at human beings Masked and Anonymous

00:32

Beautiful animals Masked and Anonymous

00:21

I'll tell you something else Masked and Anonymous

00:35

If I see a crack in the sidewalk Red Planet

00:11

We can breathe Red Planet

00:37

Let's get moving Red Planet

00:09

Hey sweetie Red Planet

00:12

At least this thing still has enough rocket fuel to keep us... Red Planet

00:06

It's weird There's nothing here Red Planet

00:10

This is it That moment they told us about in high school Red Planet

00:21

Could you pass me the towel please Red Planet

00:19

I prefer one moon you know Red Planet

00:13

Sure get some high arc in this low gravity huh Red Planet

00:07

Aw man Red Planet

00:11

We walk 100 kilometers to a 30 year old Russian rock probe Red Planet

00:15

It's just a Red Planet

00:32

She's got him Red Planet

00:08

He said Any man who puts his life Red Planet

00:05

God works in mysterious ways Red Planet

00:35

Well that's about it I uh Red Planet

00:31

And how do you propose that I explain to Houston Red Planet

00:18

Hypoxia Red Planet

00:10

It's nice just to know you're still up there Red Planet

00:05

Maybe life's just more mysterious than you think it is Red Planet

00:14

Kill him Red Planet

00:03

Got it The Real McCoy

00:14

What the hell you gonna do with 152 The Real McCoy

00:09

You didn't load the gun The Real McCoy

00:20

That jerk Roy would do a better job raising your boy than... The Real McCoy

00:05

How many of these creeps you got in your life The Real McCoy

00:09

What's wrong with you two She's your mom The Real McCoy

00:09

Are you in pain Aah Pain