Clips with Vince Vaughn

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Wedding Crashers I feel so tiny in your armsReally How tall are youI'm 6'5 but I feel like I'm 4 feet - Wedding Crashers 00:11
I feel so tiny in your armsReally How tall are youI'm...
Wedding Crashers You gotta treat cake like a lady - Wedding Crashers 00:05
You gotta treat cake like a lady
Wedding Crashers Phenomenal finger food - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Phenomenal finger food
Wedding Crashers Oh please don't take a turn to negative town - Wedding Crashers 00:04
Oh please don't take a turn to negative town
Wedding Crashers He lived with his mother till he was 40 She tried to poison his oatmealErroneous Erroneous Erroneous on both counts - Wedding Crashers 00:09
He lived with his mother till he was 40 She tried to poison...
Wedding Crashers Okay what's our back storyWe're brothers from New Hampshire we're venture capitalistsI'm sick of thatLet's be from Vermont and let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerateWait that's stupid We don't know anything about maple syrupI know everything - Wedding Crashers 00:25
Okay what's our back storyWe're brothers from New...
Wedding Crashers No don't waste your time on girls with hats they tend to be very properYeahThe proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of meI'm sorry I'm sorryWhy don't you say it a little louder I don't think the priest heard you - Wedding Crashers 00:18
No don't waste your time on girls with hats they tend...
Wedding Crashers Look John I'm sorry I'm not sorry okayI'm not gonna apologize I'm a cocksmanTourette's Frank Myers - Wedding Crashers 00:12
Look John I'm sorry I'm not sorry okayI'm not...
Wedding Crashers How many times are you gonna do this shitRule number 32 You don't commit to a relativeunless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulseRule 16 Give me an up to date family treeYour mistake You made me look like an idiotRule number 76 No excuses - Wedding Crashers 00:16
How many times are you gonna do this shitRule number 32 You...
Wedding Crashers And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloriaup to the lecternTwenty bucks 1 CorinthiansDouble or nothing Colossians 3 12And now a reading from Paul's First Letter to the Corinthians - Wedding Crashers 00:20
And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the...
Wedding Crashers As you all know Craig and Christinaare quite the sailing enthusiastsIn that light they have elected to exchange vowswhich they themselves have writtenThe ringI Craigtake you Christina to be my wifemy best friend and my first matethrough sickness and - Wedding Crashers 01:03
As you all know Craig and Christinaare quite the sailing...
Wedding Crashers These bacon wrapped scallops phenomenal - Wedding Crashers 00:04
These bacon wrapped scallops phenomenal
Wedding Crashers Okay so what angle are we gonna play hereI'm gonna go with the balloon animal display for the kidsand then when she comes to check it out guess who's a broken manHaunted past Haunted past ExcellentHow about you I'll dance with the flower girlOr be a - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Okay so what angle are we gonna play hereI'm gonna go...
Wedding Crashers I want a bicycleA bicycle Well a bicycle that would take a lot of balloonsand Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right nowso why don't we do something like let's say a giraffeI just want a bicycleWhy are you yelling at meWhatever Make me a bicycle clownI'm - Wedding Crashers 00:43
I want a bicycleA bicycle Well a bicycle that would take a...
Wedding Crashers Are you kidding me I thought it was great - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Are you kidding me I thought it was great
Wedding Crashers Do you know what that awareness is GloriaWhat That we're all oneThat separateness is an illusionAnd that I'm one with everyoneWith the prime minister of England and my cousin HarryYou and meThe fat kid from What's HappeningThe Olsen twinsNatalie - Wedding Crashers 00:49
Do you know what that awareness is GloriaWhat That...
Wedding Crashers That was amazing It was really greatWe should probably head back so they're not looking for usI always knew my first time would be on a beachFirst timeYou were a virginMm hm WowJeremy we're gonna be so happy togetherI love youI'm sorry I love you - Wedding Crashers 00:29
That was amazing It was really greatWe should probably head...
Wedding Crashers I gotta get out of here prontoI got a Stage 5 clinger No no I need more time - Wedding Crashers 00:06
I gotta get out of here prontoI got a Stage 5 clinger No no...
Wedding Crashers The train's going We gotta get on Why not just feed me to the lionsWhat Step on my head when I'm drowningWhat What do you mean whatJohn this is completely against the rulesYou have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal PeriodThere's no overtime No Oh - Wedding Crashers 00:34
The train's going We gotta get on Why not just feed me...
Wedding Crashers You better lock it up You better lock it upNo you lock it up Lock it up You lock it up Lock it up - Wedding Crashers 00:07
You better lock it up You better lock it upNo you lock it up...
Wedding Crashers Oh please You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Oh please You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer
Wedding Crashers She's like a kid at Toys R Us I can't be around itOh get off your high horse Stop judging people - Wedding Crashers 00:06
She's like a kid at Toys R Us I can't be around...
Wedding Crashers She took me below deck for 45 minutes I don't have any bodily fluids left in me - Wedding Crashers 00:06
She took me below deck for 45 minutes I don't have any...
Wedding Crashers I'm not even gonna say it but you know I'm upsetI know you are I think you look goodYou know I don't look good - Wedding Crashers 00:11
I'm not even gonna say it but you know I'm upsetI...
Wedding Crashers I know you are I think you look good - Wedding Crashers 00:10
I know you are I think you look good
Wedding Crashers I think he's on steroidsIt was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse - Wedding Crashers 00:06
I think he's on steroidsIt was like trying to cover a...
Wedding Crashers Throw an interception to Claire get her to feel goodGets her involved You think you can do thatJohn I was first team all state I can put the ball wherever I want toI'll make it rain out here All right guys bring it in Blue 17 - Wedding Crashers 00:15
Throw an interception to Claire get her to feel goodGets her...
Wedding Crashers John Red 7 WhatI don't know what Red 7 means Hot routeI don't What is hot routeWill you just go stand on the other side please - Wedding Crashers 00:11
John Red 7 WhatI don't know what Red 7 means Hot routeI...
Wedding Crashers I can't breathe - Wedding Crashers 00:35
I can't breathe
Wedding Crashers Jesus ChristDon't worry he won't say anythingI'm confused Like eight hours ago you were a shy little virginand now you're not wearing any panties I'm trying to catch up with youYou do that to me OohWhere's my little friend No no noWhere's my little friend - Wedding Crashers 00:20
Jesus ChristDon't worry he won't say...
Wedding Crashers Gloria please I'm exhausted I'm exhausted I've had a very long dayI had your sister's boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoonMy leg's cut and bleeding I'm just I'm not really in the mood for thisFine Ow Jesus ChristMy father warned me - Wedding Crashers 00:56
Gloria please I'm exhausted I'm exhausted...
Wedding Crashers You know she's not just another notch on the old beltI don't even wear a belt BeltlessI'm a very powerful manYes you areSee you for dinner - Wedding Crashers 00:22
You know she's not just another notch on the old beltI...
Wedding Crashers So is it just about the moneyNo no it's aboutinvesting in companies that are ethically and morally defensibleLike what Give me an example Like what Well there's the companythat we have where we're taking the fur or the wool from sheepand we turn it into - Wedding Crashers 00:54
So is it just about the moneyNo no it's aboutinvesting...
Wedding Crashers What's this company calledHoly sh Shirts Pants Holy Shirts PantsIt's a little corny and obviousbut what do you get out of being subtle right - Wedding Crashers 00:11
What's this company calledHoly sh Shirts Pants Holy...
Wedding Crashers Terrific it was terrific - Wedding Crashers 00:04
Terrific it was terrific
Wedding Crashers Todd I noticed that you haven't even touched your food yetI don't eat meat or fish He's a homo - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Todd I noticed that you haven't even touched your food...
Wedding Crashers Baby I started thinking about what you said beforeand I think the problem is I am not being adventurous enough for youGloria I am pretty sure that is not what I've been saying to youShhBabyI'm gonna make all your fantasies come trueBut this is not a fantI - Wedding Crashers 00:25
Baby I started thinking about what you said beforeand I...
Wedding Crashers We had a moment at the dinner tableWe did not have a moment at the dinner table - Wedding Crashers 00:06
We had a moment at the dinner tableWe did not have a moment...
Wedding Crashers I didn't get a lot of sleep last night John I'm friedSoft mattress Yeah that could've been itIt could have been the soft mattress or the midnight rapeor the nude gay art show in my roomOne of those probably added to the lack of sleep - Wedding Crashers 00:13
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night John I'm...
Wedding Crashers Watch me take this on down the road - Wedding Crashers 00:04
Watch me take this on down the road
Wedding Crashers I don't give a baker's fuck - Wedding Crashers 00:04
I don't give a baker's fuck
Wedding Crashers I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night - Wedding Crashers 00:04
I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night
Wedding Crashers I'm gonna go home see Dr Finkelsteinand I'm gonna tell him we got a whole new bag of issuesWe can forget about Mom for a while I'm gonna go - Wedding Crashers 00:11
I'm gonna go home see Dr Finkelsteinand I'm gonna...
Wedding Crashers A friend in need is a pest - Wedding Crashers 00:04
A friend in need is a pest
Wedding Crashers Hang in there I hope you flip your bike overand knock your two front teeth out you selfish son of a bitchYou leave me in the trenches taking grenades John - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Hang in there I hope you flip your bike overand knock your...
Wedding Crashers Let's put all the cards on the table She's fit for a straitjacketShe's fucked three ways towards the weekendAnd you wanna know what I dig it It turns me on - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Let's put all the cards on the table She's fit for...
Wedding Crashers You wanna know what the kicker is FatherMaybe I'm a little fucking crazy That's right Maybe Jeremy's a little nutsMaybe I'm a little cuckooI know it's a surprise It's not on the surfaceI had an imaginary friend when I was a kid His name was ShiloWe used - Wedding Crashers 00:19
You wanna know what the kicker is FatherMaybe I'm a...
Wedding Crashers RunJohnny She's trying to kill meGrandma Get the gun from herPut the gun down Mother stopThis is the real world ladyYou can't just go shooting people on a whimWhy does Grandma have a gunWhat did you do I told you that in confidenceThat was a confession - Wedding Crashers 00:26
RunJohnny She's trying to kill meGrandma Get the gun...
Wedding Crashers Is that true No well it's Not entirelyNo it's a yes or no questionI know but it's complicatedYes or noYes or noYesWith shades of grayI'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are youAnd you wanna know what I dig it - Wedding Crashers 00:35
Is that true No well it's Not entirelyNo it's a...
Wedding Crashers I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you - Wedding Crashers 00:06
I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you
Wedding Crashers Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe painting was a gift ToddI'm taking it with me - Wedding Crashers 00:13
Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe...
Wedding Crashers Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little ball right in your mouth Oh that's goodHang up the phone OkayAnd I will definitely call you back later thenCome on wrap it up Talk to you soon Thank you Larry - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little...
Wedding Crashers She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never responded to your lettersShe didn't respond to the candygram RightGod knows what happened to the kitten you got herShe didn't keep it and I know you're not raising that thingOkay I think it's very obviousat - Wedding Crashers 00:19
She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never...
Wedding Crashers Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go
Wedding Crashers What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacketRule number 115 - Wedding Crashers 00:09
What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a...
Wedding Crashers Gloria I've been doing a lot of soul searching latelyand I think that I'm ready to take um this relationshipour relationship to the next levelTo what the next level of the relationship would beJeremy Jeremy Is that goodI am so ready to take it to the next - Wedding Crashers 00:42
Gloria I've been doing a lot of soul searching...
Wedding Crashers Listen I'm getting marriedGet out WhatYou just said that you were happy for me I'm hanging by a threadI'm reading don't kill myself booksYou said it wasn't yours Don't worry about the bookIt isn't mine but I glanced at itJohn you've been my friend for 16 - Wedding Crashers 00:29
Listen I'm getting marriedGet out WhatYou just said...
Wedding Crashers He's the best man - Wedding Crashers 00:03
He's the best man
Wedding Crashers And I'm sorry I called you white trash I didn'tJohn apology accepted OkayAnd I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly I don't even know what that meantJohn it's okayDo you mind if I get married now - Wedding Crashers 00:15
And I'm sorry I called you white trash I...
Wedding Crashers Claire will you wait just a secondAll I wanted was a second alone so I could try to explain thingsBut I've never gotten that chanceMaybe I don't deserve itSo here goesFor longer than I care to remember my business has been crashing weddingsI crashed - Wedding Crashers 02:02
Claire will you wait just a secondAll I wanted was a second...
Wedding Crashers We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake CityYeahYes we are - Wedding Crashers 00:09
We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake CityYeahYes...
Fred Claus Slam you ever thought about Santa Not really - Fred Claus 00:33
Slam you ever thought about Santa Not really
Fred Claus Hey lady - Fred Claus 00:06
Hey lady
Fred Claus Show me your papers clown - Fred Claus 00:13
Show me your papers clown
Fred Claus Only one man's gonna walk away from this thing and I promise you - Fred Claus 00:12
Only one man's gonna walk away from this thing and I...
Fred Claus You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable down here on the bottom - Fred Claus 00:12
You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable down here on...
Fred Claus Yo brother Fred can I get a Ho ho - Fred Claus 00:12
Yo brother Fred can I get a Ho ho
Fred Claus I said no Donnie change the song - Fred Claus 00:48
I said no Donnie change the song
Fred Claus Fred What in the heck are you doing - Fred Claus 00:19
Fred What in the heck are you doing
Fred Claus This isn't even debatable I'm not going Ho ho ho I'm not gonna listen to no - Fred Claus 00:21
This isn't even debatable I'm not going Ho ho ho...