Clips with Vince Vaughn

Dodgeball That's the deal - Dodgeball 00:24 That's the deal Dodgeball I can assure you this is a very serious situation - Dodgeball 01:03 I can assure you this is a very serious situation Dodgeball We're better than you - Dodgeball 00:24 We're better than you Dodgeball You had me at blood and semen - Dodgeball 00:06 You had me at blood and semen Dodgeball I'm not a banker - Dodgeball 00:21 I'm not a banker Dodgeball I guess it just wasn't in the cards - Dodgeball 00:18 I guess it just wasn't in the cards Dodgeball How many teams are in this qualifier - Dodgeball 00:34 How many teams are in this qualifier Dodgeball Your gym isn't even worth four - Dodgeball 00:23 Your gym isn't even worth four Dodgeball I found that if you have a goal - Dodgeball 00:16 I found that if you have a goal Dodgeball Just high school's changed a little since I was a kid - Dodgeball 00:59 Just high school's changed a little since I was a kid Dodgeball Let's have a clean match - Dodgeball 00:15 Let's have a clean match Dodgeball I'm Peter La Fleur - Dodgeball 00:26 I'm Peter La Fleur Dodgeball They usually follow good nights - Dodgeball 00:13 They usually follow good nights Dodgeball There's someone out there for everybody - Dodgeball 00:29 There's someone out there for everybody Dodgeball Let's play smart - Dodgeball 00:26 Let's play smart Dodgeball Your best player thinks he's a pirate - Dodgeball 00:17 Your best player thinks he's a pirate Dodgeball You really think you can come here and buy me out you're a lot dumber than I thought - Dodgeball 00:14 You really think you can come here and buy me out... Dodgeball Jokey Joke maker - Dodgeball 00:35 Jokey Joke maker Dodgeball We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've been boning up on my Spanish - Dodgeball 00:16 We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've... Dodgeball They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card - Dodgeball 00:13 They don't make a sorry your coach just got crushed by... Dodgeball This doesn't concern you La Fleur - Dodgeball 00:14 This doesn't concern you La Fleur Dodgeball You're adopted Your parents don't even love you - Dodgeball 00:07 You're adopted Your parents don't even love you Dodgeball Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter - Dodgeball 00:06 Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter Dodgeball I've got some hookers in my room What do you say we go celebrate My treat - Dodgeball 00:13 I've got some hookers in my room What do you say we go... Dodgeball You must be Daddy - Dodgeball 00:05 You must be Daddy Dodgeball There's someone out there for everybody - Dodgeball 00:11 There's someone out there for everybody Dodgeball You must be Daddy - Dodgeball 00:05 You must be Daddy Dodgeball All right captains Shake hands and let's have a clean match - Dodgeball 00:12 All right captains Shake hands and let's have a clean... Dodgeball Bad morning boss They usually follow good nights Dwight - Dodgeball 00:06 Bad morning boss They usually follow good nights Dwight Dodgeball Hi I'm Peter La Fleur owner and operator of Average Joe's Gym - Dodgeball 00:28 Hi I'm Peter La Fleur owner and operator of Average... Dodgeball Team - Dodgeball 00:15 Team Dodgeball Let's play smart Wait for two on ones Cover closely for your pick ups What's our motto - Dodgeball 00:54 Let's play smart Wait for two on ones Cover closely for... Dodgeball I found that if you have a goal you might not reach it - Dodgeball 00:14 I found that if you have a goal you might not reach it Dodgeball My gym's worth over 4 million Your gym isn't worth four - Dodgeball 00:13 My gym's worth over 4 million Your gym isn't worth... Dodgeball I've got some hookers in my room What do you say we go celebrate My treat - Dodgeball 00:12 I've got some hookers in my room What do you say we go... Dodgeball That feels good - Dodgeball 00:07 That feels good Dodgeball Mr La Fleur I can assure you this is a very serious situation - Dodgeball 00:21 Mr La Fleur I can assure you this is a very serious... Dodgeball How many teams are in this qualifier Two - Dodgeball 00:31 How many teams are in this qualifier Two Dodgeball Ready One two - Dodgeball 00:42 Ready One two Dodgeball You guys had me at blood and semen Come here - Dodgeball 00:05 You guys had me at blood and semen Come here Dodgeball We could sell blood and semen - Dodgeball We could sell blood and semen Dodgeball You're adopted Your parents don't even love you - Dodgeball 00:06 You're adopted Your parents don't even love you Dodgeball This doesn't concern you La Fleur - Dodgeball 00:07 This doesn't concern you La Fleur Dodgeball It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading squad Prove to Amber that I'm not a loser - Dodgeball 00:17 It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading squad... Dodgeball So that's the deal I give you 100 000 you sign over the deed to your gym - Dodgeball 00:23 So that's the deal I give you 100 000 you sign over the... Dodgeball Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter - Dodgeball 00:05 Thank you Chuck Norris Thank you Peter Dodgeball We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've been boning up on my Spanish - Dodgeball 00:07 We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City I've... Dodgeball Hey White I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight - Dodgeball 00:10 Hey White I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until... Dodgeball Hey honey - Dodgeball 00:18 Hey honey Dodgeball Come on Kate Time to put your mouth where our balls are - Dodgeball 00:05 Come on Kate Time to put your mouth where our balls are Dodgeball Hang on a second You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser - Dodgeball 00:12 Hang on a second You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you... Dodgeball This is it La Loser - Dodgeball 00:30 This is it La Loser Dodgeball Stick it in your ear La Fleur I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all King Midas's silver - Dodgeball 00:43 Stick it in your ear La Fleur I wouldn't sell you your... Dodgeball What Eight years of softball - Dodgeball 00:11 What Eight years of softball Dodgeball Surprise - Dodgeball 00:03 Surprise Dodgeball Jokey Joke maker - Dodgeball 00:51 Jokey Joke maker Dodgeball If you don't leave in two seconds you'll know how that feels - Dodgeball 01:13 If you don't leave in two seconds you'll know how... Dodgeball You really think you can come here and buy me out you're a lot dumber than I thought - Dodgeball 00:13 You really think you can come here and buy me out... Dodgeball I told you she was a lesbian Wow Good call - Dodgeball 00:20 I told you she was a lesbian Wow Good call Dodgeball Do you realise you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months - Dodgeball 00:53 Do you realise you haven't collected any membership... Dodgeball Can I get a bottle of water - Dodgeball 01:08 Can I get a bottle of water Dodgeball Yeah Patches are you sure that this is completely necessary - Dodgeball 00:19 Yeah Patches are you sure that this is completely necessary Delivery Man Will you marry me - Delivery Man 06:03 Will you marry me Delivery Man Congratulations - Delivery Man 00:51 Congratulations Delivery Man I love you like a son - Delivery Man 00:11 I love you like a son Delivery Man You see what happens when the tofu hits the grill - Delivery Man 00:11 You see what happens when the tofu hits the grill Delivery Man Do your kids play professional basketball - Delivery Man 00:10 Do your kids play professional basketball Delivery Man Now you asked me to have a life - Delivery Man 00:35 Now you asked me to have a life Delivery Man I had pitched the perfect game and I had to screw the whole thing up - Delivery Man 00:35 I had pitched the perfect game and I had to screw the whole...