Vincent Pereira quotes in movies

Dogma 00:16

Is this why I had to come down here and miss my fucking...

Dogma 00:05

Take it and quit leering at me People will think I broke up...

Dogma 00:37

What then hell Fuck that

Dogma 00:06

Church laws are fallible because they're created by man

Dogma 00:12

Last four days on Earth

Dogma 00:04

Well now please rise for the recession of faith

Dogma 00:07

You're gonna burn in hell you fucking baby killer

Dogma 00:14

Jesus You're a Catholic Can't you talk to them

Dogma 00:36

He said that faith is like a glass of water

Dogma 00:09

No pleasure no rapture no exquisite sin greater

Dogma 00:15

Now if I remember the protocol correctly

Dogma 00:07

Behold the Metatron

Dogma 00:12

What are you

Dogma 00:07

You people

Dogma 00:13

Metatron acts as the voice of God

Dogma 00:16

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological...

Dogma 00:36

I am to charge you with a holy crusade

Dogma 00:09

Tell a person you're the Metatron they stare blankly

Dogma 00:36

Once he's done with the firstborn

Dogma 00:09

Were they sent to hell Worse

Dogma 00:12

Were they sent to hell Worse

Dogma 00:27

If this is so major why are you talking to me

Dogma 00:34

However if you should decide to stop being selfish

Dogma 00:23

What's he like God

Dogma 00:05

Snootch to the motherfucking nootch

Dogma 00:05

Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks

Dogma 00:06

I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking...

Dogma 00:06

I don't know what to say or think except

Dogma 00:10

I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

Dogma 00:32

I don't know those kids but they would have kicked...

Dogma 00:33

You mean those dickheads with signs and pictures of dead...

Dogma 00:03

What the shit is that

Dogma 00:04

You gotta be kidding me

Dogma 00:35

We call this piece The Fecalator

Dogma 00:34

You know that guy too That fucking guy

Dogma 00:06

Yeah So you do anal

Dogma 00:06

I didn't ask you out for sex

Dogma 00:11

But I think I should go with you

Dogma 00:06

Me lead you

Dogma 00:05

If we're not gonna fuck then what the fuck did you ask...

Dogma 00:10

Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that...

Dogma 00:08

I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben...

Dogma 00:05

What about sex

Dogma 00:19

Let's say we're caught in a situation where we...

Dogma 00:04

What gear are you in

Dogma 00:04

Like I ever drove before

Dogma 00:32

Maybe you're wrong on the slaughter thing

Dogma 00:07

And besides I can spot a commandment breaker

Dogma 00:36

You are just a simple creature

Dogma 00:20

Whose house

Dogma 00:12

She's fucking pissed dude She's never gonna fuck...

Dogma 00:28

You're breaking up with us

Dogma 00:05

I fell in love with you We fell in love with you

Dogma 00:12

Think someone threw him out a plane with a message on him

Dogma 00:09

Hey What I just did gave me a fucking migraine

Dogma 00:12

Speaking of which you're awfully nude

Dogma 00:05

Dude his piece is gonna be rubbing inside of your armor

Dogma 00:07

Death is a worry of the living

Dogma 00:10

Wait wait wait

Dogma 00:05

No wonder he saw Jesus Homey's rocking the ganj

Dogma 00:18

Wait a second

Dogma 00:09

Hey man back in the old days with J C we used to walk...

Dogma 00:35

Let me get this straight

Dogma 00:08

I remember when all we had for breakfast was fish and...

Dogma 00:09

You know what the dead do with most of their time

Dogma 00:05

But I'm supposed to be in it I was the 13th apostle

Dogma 00:04

And why is that Because I'm a black man

Dogma 00:24

What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black

Dogma 00:08

You were martyred

Dogma 00:19

White folks only wanna hear the good shit